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Should I buy a Tesla stock now? How much do you think it will be worth in the future?

>> No.17019078

I believe Tesla is a good investment because they will be the leading car manufacturer when the world transitions to electric cars.

>> No.17019082

>>17019067
This is bearish

>> No.17019087

>>17019067
Bro the earning report was bad. No

>> No.17019633

>>17019067
no. buy when it corrects. tsla will be a 3k-8k company. appl might go to 11k if they fucking start making cars.

>> No.17019819

>>17019067
Less than it is now. Don't buy after it goes parabolic wtf

>> No.17019829
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>>17019082
>>17019087
>>17019633
>>17019819
fuck you guys, im getting in on the pump.

>> No.17020114

buying tesla now is like buying bitcoin at 18k.

>> No.17021267

>>17020114
More like 800$

>> No.17021310

>>17019067
They are currently priced as the second most valuable car company despite selling fewer cars than any established car company and also losing money every other quarter. The only reason to buy it is because people are fucking retarded.

>> No.17021315

>>17021267
This

>> No.17021351
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>>17019082
Sane advice in the echo chamber.

>> No.17021364

>>17019067
>buying the top
Classic biz

>> No.17021385
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>>17021310
They are "losing money" because they're reinvesting in infrastructure for robots that build cars and solar panels so that they can make robots that build cars and solar panels and batteries with only the cost of the materials you inbred dumbfuck faggot

Absolute shitforbrains cunt

>> No.17021493

>>17021267
>>17021315
>muh new paradigm

>> No.17021536

>>17021310
>losing money bad
You’re such a stupid nigger if you took one college business course you’d know why they’re losing money

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>>17021310
This guy calls other people retarded.

>> No.17021600

>>17021385
Fuck off merchant. No white man thinks a Tesla is a good car or investment

>> No.17021728

buy silver niggers

>> No.17021824
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>>17019067
less than now

>> No.17022348

>>17019087
I can't see it posted yet , link ?

>> No.17022763

>>17019067
300

>> No.17023138

I've only ever seen pajeets own Tesla's where I live. Kinda weird since I live in a white state

>> No.17023172

Tesla has government funding, thus, it’ll always be worth buying.

>> No.17023191

Tesla is selling less cars than Volvo. Let that sink in. Especially considering that Volvo has always been a small niche brand with few sales.

Tesla stock is so overvalued, only a total shit for brains would buy it. The only reason why it has any value is internet hype. It has no real competitive advantage and its valuation is not based on anything real.

>> No.17023194

You're better off buying SPCE

>> No.17023365
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>90% of car companies go bust
>Highly overpriced
>Not very profitable
>Luxury cars take massive nose dives during recessions and a big one looms in the horizon
>Kept afloat due to low interest rates
>Its technological moat that makes it somewhat valuable might collapse if hydrogen cars dethrone electric cars as cars of the future


Yeah im thinking they are going bust in the next recession and are going to be bought by GM or some shit

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17024333

I just came

>> No.17024357

>>17024333
yeeee boi

>> No.17024358

>>17024333
fuck, im short at 590

>> No.17024397

I have 20 shares but my God this thread and that pump just now have made my mind up - I'm shorting this bitch hard when market opens tomorrow

>> No.17024414

>>17024397
this post market is fuckin rediculous

>> No.17024489

>>17024414
Got dang then look at Facebook after market

>> No.17024528

>>17024489
i fuckin knew it i should have closed it at 544, got greedy

>> No.17024537

>>17019067
>Are you retarded?
>Do you hate money?
If you answer yes to any of those questions, the answer to your question is also yes.

>> No.17024545

How the fuck can this shit keep pumping? Honestly.

>> No.17024557

>>17024545
Short squeeze 80%, Robinhood/Twitter empowering teenagers to FOMO in 20%

>> No.17024560

>>17024545
i swear to fuckin god athur and bitmex are way less of a scam than this

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>>17024545
>He doesn't understand
Looks like you fags hate money. Hop on, Elon is taking us to mars. stay poor

>> No.17024608

>>17024591
yeah, then explain.
>inb4 insult and no explanation

>> No.17024611

>>17024557
This. Kids are putting money into Tesla without reading ANY news about profits or earnings or projected growth. They just see Elon Musk and EVs and go all say and jizz themselves to FOMO. Tesla doesnt even pay dividends like jeez.

>> No.17024622

>>17024611
>all say
I mean all onions

>> No.17024645

>>17024611
stay mad

>> No.17024677

no worries can't go up forever

>> No.17024684

>>17024677
cope

>> No.17024692

Mmmmmmm TeslaQ tears still taste so good. Like a fountain of youth

>> No.17024723

>do the opposite of /biz

>> No.17024728

>>17024684
pretty much a fact

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What does not go down must go up... it takes courage to long tsla at this price that's for sure XD

>> No.17024750

>>17024723
>/biz
Gtfo

>> No.17024754

>>17019067
lmao, people buying tesla at 600 are like xrp bagholders buying at 3$
newfags don't understand what euphoria is
I guess they need one more round to get it
wait for the leg down and short the fuck out of it
do not buy or sell now

>> No.17024821

>>17024754
Is Tesla like a new crypto on Robin hood?

>> No.17024853

ok guys, now im getting worried, i market closed my short when market was closed, it shows a profit basis closed price of 580, does that mean i get fucked next morning when it opens if price stays like this ?

>> No.17024855

>>17024821
It's up like 72$ already I'm fomoing Tesla is a good crypto sir?

>> No.17024868

>>17024855
are you retarded?

>> No.17024881

>>17024853
if it shows closed you're good i think. If you closed it when market was open and shows like this. If your position is still open at this point you're fucked. So not sure about the status.

>> No.17024888

>>17024853
As of right now you're fucked, sorry anon.

>> No.17024903

>>17024868
No sir pls I need to buy family to eat son

>> No.17024917

>>17024888
>>17024881
ill stick to btc trading, easier and safer, this off market shit sucks ass

>> No.17024925

>>17020114
More like $1200 in 2014

>> No.17024931

>>17021267
lol

>>17021310
this

>> No.17024961

Is /biz/ ever right?

>> No.17024977

mmm 650 now
Dance TeslaQ monkeys dance

>> No.17024990
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>>17024977
I am

>> No.17024993

OH NONONONO
IMAGINE PEOPLE TAKING LOANS TO GO ALL IN IN TESLA

>> No.17024998

>>17024853
If you closed your position, it's closed. After market is just like the regular market, only it doesn't use traditional exchanges to process transactions. Only thing that changes in after-market is low liquidity, wide spreads, and more institutions

>> No.17025001

>>17024611
Yeah keep shorting retard, just do what ralph tells you to lmao

>> No.17025009

>>17024990
You can do a celebratory dance fellow Teslachad. TeslaQ are the retarded bear cult

>> No.17025012

Is 0.2 Tesla stock enough to make it?

>> No.17025027

>>17025009
Honestly, if you do the math and you've been in the great BTC crash. How can you feel confident at these prices?

>> No.17025065

>>17025027
BTC = company stock is false equivalence. The underlying asset is completely different, though in principle i believe in regression to the mean and price always follows earnings-- a correction will come eventually

>> No.17025071

>>17021351
TESLA is...

PRICED IN: THE STOCK

>> No.17025090

>>17025027
Cathie Wood, and also the fact that one is a real investment and crypto was/is an obvious ponzi propped up by Chink miners. Besides that, majority of Tesla bulls bought sub 250 so a correction hardly matters

>> No.17025107

>>17025071
Nobody is buying Tesla car
Everybody is buying Tesla stocks
Do the math

>> No.17025139

>>17024645
you don't even know what a short squeeze is

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>>17019067

>> No.17025193 [DELETED] 

>>17025009
oh, sorry, I didnt know what TeslaQ was, I just found it out. I am kind of new to /biz/.
yeah, those guys are seething so hard right now.

>> No.17025196

>>17025107
Everyone is buying the cars, my friend tried mine here the other day, he ordered one yesterday. Once you try a Tesla, you don't want to go back to your Accord.
Do the math.

>> No.17025294

>>17025196
>comparing a $15k Accord to a Tesla.
Seems about right. I've been in a tesla, wouldnt trade my 550i for it ever. Giant touchscreen is ugly, too.

>> No.17025359

>>17025107
as I said, future expectation for next 40 years is priced in the current price of stock

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>>17025294
Cluttered, claustrophobic and a huge penis in the middle. The touchscreen is great, Netflix and chill in the car.

>> No.17025472

I live in a small city in Virginia and a gas station installed a dozen Tesla chargers. Never seen them before.

>> No.17025492
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>>17025400
Can you seriously imagine a Chad driving a Tesla lol?


> Muh save the trees
> Muh Musk the IRON MAN MEME LORD xD
> Muh technology
> Muh silent car (what kind of a pussy boi wants silent car srsly)
> Muh autopilot (yeah, learn to drive faggot loser)
> Muh easter eggs (none of that goofy shit is alpha)


"Wow, his car is so ecological and silent, SO HOT" - said no woman EVER

I'm not kidding. These are kind of SSSSSOYYYY faggots that love tesla:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_naDg-guomA

Video is pure beta reddit cringe.

And the guy in pic...exactly what you expect
But I can easily imagine Chad driving BMW.

>> No.17025624

>>17025492
Lol are you retarded, the looks of car are way more important, just look at the i8: it has a shit sound but looks incredible and is THE pussy magnet in L.A.

>> No.17025633

tesla kill cats
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/i-killed-our-own-cat-that-got-in-my-front-bumper.108792/

>> No.17025659

>>17025196
I've been saying this and no one believes me. U simply cannot drive a model 3 and then go back to any other ice car again

>> No.17025667

>shorts bought shorts at 250$ 3 months ago
>stock at 650$ now
Y I K E S

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>>17025492
>triggered

The ultimate chad Joe Rogan drives a Tesla.

>> No.17025694

>>17025492
>BMW
Literally the worst quality per dollar in the auto industry, you are incredibly dumb

>> No.17025697

>>17025633
>https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/i-killed-our-own-cat-that-got-in-my-front-bumper.108792/
Poor kitty. That's fucked up. Why haven't we been clicking on pictures of cats and dogs on captcha for years?

>> No.17025698

>>17025659
I know, had mine for about a year now. Still looking for excuses to go for a drive, this shit is worse than heroin.

>> No.17025760

>>17024358
GUH

>> No.17025970

>>17025698
I'm at about 14 months and put 30k miles just cuz I look for excuses to drive multiple times a day. Do wish I bought stock after link hit $5 in July. Fuck I called it as the bottom too. Can't wait to get a roadster and cybertruck to compliment the p3d

>> No.17025977

>>17025400
beemer fags like holding that penis in their hands

>> No.17026537

>>17025970
>Can't wait to get a roadster and cybertruck to compliment the p3d
What fucking drugs do you have to be on to be this hyped about appliances?

>> No.17026935

>>17025196
Only the rich can afford teslas, and most people aren't rich.

>> No.17027251

It's already priced in, people who buy this are morons.

>> No.17027728

>>17027251
>up 11% after hours
yeah nah

>> No.17027756

>took 35k out of mutual funds
>put it all on tesla

am i retarded bros its all i have

>> No.17027853

>>17025294
CapitalOne had an interesting article about Tesla's impact on the luxury market - apparently 1 in 5 Tesla buyers are trading in german luxury cars, and that is starting to hit their residuals noticeably.

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Chinese economy is literally on the verge of shutting down. Shanghai has already shut down all non essential businesses. The rest of China will follow suit soon. Corona-chan will infect millions.

The recession is here, this is literally the blow off top. Imagine thinking that stonks will keep pumping with the world's second biggest economy grinding to a halt.

>> No.17027912

First off, Telsa is cooking it's books, they have yet to explain the fantom (see what I did there?) accounts receivable that seem to be on a parabolic rise qtr over qtr ... Secondly, once Rivian IPO's Tesla will cease to exist

>> No.17027978

>>17027912
lmao

>> No.17028086

>>17025400
just cringe that anyone could look at the bottom image and think it's superior in any way

retards dumb enough to buy into shitty marketing for faux luxury brands like bmw, audi, and lexus are mad because tesla came along with a hotter, superior product and now they look like retards driving an out of fashion shitbox

>> No.17028502

>>17027912
kek what a moron you are, faggot. Thanks for the tears

>> No.17028522

>>17026935
starts out at 35k. ford, GM, chevy, etc... start out higher for shittier cars with 70 year old design. come on dude.

also all tripfags should be ignored until roped

>> No.17028564

>>17019067
Never change biz