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I'm doing a sort of simulated stock market for a 6 week period in class and I need the best gains possible, I have 10k in fake money. What do? Not allowed to buy any options.

>> No.17016411

>>17016393
No fucking options? What are you gonna bring back 10,010 fucking dollars?

>> No.17016416

>>17016393
Does she do porn? What's her name?

>> No.17016420

>>17016393
$Spce $wsr $ford and make a BECKY portfolio. ford and wsr give dividends. try to do a few shares on things that give monthly dividends. good luck anon, do you mind saying what class you're taking?

>> No.17016422

>>17016393
Sir, you will buy $PNK to win the class

>> No.17016477
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17016477

>>17016393
$LK Luckin Coffee -- the Starbucks of China -- wait for another virus-related drop before "buying"

>> No.17016527
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>>17016420
It's an introductory macroeconomics class. What is the reason to invest in them, aren't they going down? Also, what's a BECKY portfolio?
>>17016416
No she's not in porn afaik but here's another redhead
>>17016422
why?
>>17016477
not allowed to buy outside of America

>> No.17016528

>>17016393
With currents events and bat flu. I'd just buy gold and btc

>> No.17016662

>>17016527
oh ok same shit here bro. taking macro and micro at the same time. BECKY portfolio is basically a bunch of girly stocks, like lululemon, peloton, starbucks, ulta beauty. these kinds of portfolios re always positive with returns. Also a FANG Portfolio which is facebook Amazon Netflix and google will net you good returns.

>> No.17016700

>>17016662
Alright that's what I'll do then. I assume $spce $wsr and $ford will give me the highest short term returns? Should I do 5k into these, then maybe split BECKY/FANG as 3k/2k?

>> No.17016934

>>17016393
Maximizing volatility will give you the moat gains.

Go balls deep in a leveraged ETF tied to a commodity or something, or just keep going long right before a company reports every day.

>> No.17017079

>>17016700
Go all in LINK. you will win.

>> No.17017733

>>17016662
>a FANG Portfolio which is facebook Amazon Netflix and google
this kind of portfolio is in a bubble and will go down. It has already given its maximal. Drop it

>> No.17017777

>>17017079
Do this. Fuck your Econ assignment. Go all in on an obscure crypto asset and blow all your classmates out of the water. Stacy will suck you off after class

>> No.17017859

>>17016393
buy a crypto ETF and either be the best performer or worst in the class

>> No.17017866

>>17016527
>>17016393
i want to impregnate her with my worthless shitskin seed

>> No.17017977

>>17016393
$GBTC

>> No.17018070

what kind of dumabss class is that
10k for 6 weeks in stocks is just gambling
go all in on something dumb like Apple and hope u luck out, its down because of corona hype

>> No.17018176

UK mid and small cap.

>> No.17018203

>>17016393
https://www.tradingview.com/script/3rxOtFe0-CM-Guppy-EMA/

>> No.17019149

>>17016393
>>17016527
I would pump and dump my seed capital all over her face :3

>> No.17019192

>>17016393
Can you short companies?

If not, go all-in on some volatile smallcap

>> No.17019227

>>17016393
buy the most retarded, over-valued, zombie corporations you can find and let the central banks pump their share price price higher. that's what real "investors" do

>> No.17019323

>>17016393
Is the competition specifically to see who will get the most gain?

>> No.17019331

>6 weeks

so youre gambling then

>> No.17019709

>>17016393
Platinum or treasury futures

>> No.17019947

>>17018176
>UK mid and small cap.
why UK and not USA?

>> No.17020100

>>17017777
are we just not gonna talk about these digits?

>> No.17020776

>>17016393
You could have a gamble on the cannabis market $acb $canopy motivation you could motivate your purchases by optimism on roll out of stores. If you loose you can blame the government

>> No.17021036

>>17016393
Short all bat-soup companies. You'll have a garage full of imaginary lambos.

>> No.17021041

why Uk stocks?
Isn't Uk going bankrupt?

>> No.17021047

>>17019947
Bregzid :D

>> No.17021059

>>17021041
not gonna make it

>> No.17021230

>>17021059
Last I checked Uk was out of Europa and was struggling with low sterlin value... and economist presume it will go worse and worse

>> No.17021247

>>17019192
This
Short GHUB.

>> No.17021269

>>17016393
all in spce if you want to impress your classmates

>> No.17021272

>>17016393
Buy some gold OP.

>> No.17021282

>>17016393

Short bank of China. At open it's going to plummet to the depths of shit.. just do that with max leverage

>> No.17021381
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>>17016393
10 year US treasuries

>> No.17021395

>>17016393
Leverage etfs

>> No.17022056

>>17021247
No no no no
Naked short $10 million of some company
Go long $10.01 million of some other company
Easy money: either you win or you lose

>> No.17022748

>>17017866
stay in sandland.