Introducing Chainlink Tonight, a talk show for link marines

[Anonymous No.17010109]

The anon who gives the best responses to the following questions will be featured as the first guest on Chainlink Tonight. Please include a reaction face with your post, this will represent you.
>How are you tonight, anon?
>When did you first learn about Chainlink and when was the first time you bought?
>Tell us about the best part of your Chainlink experience
>Do you have a favourite meme?
>Do you have a favourite member of the team?
>What are your plans for post singularity?
>Besides Chainlink, what else interests you?
>What is the one thing you do everyday that everyone else should too?
>What question should I ask our next guest?
and finally some questions from our audience:
>how much link it would take to get an 8/10 scat mistress >>/biz/thread/S16927394#p16927406
>why you poo poo worth so smalls >>/biz/thread/S16927394#p16927748

[Anonymous No.17010169]

Do not talk about XRP and compare it to that fucking Ethereum token shitcoin.

Ripple is a 400 strong Silicon Valley company with known and public banking and government connections and an estimated value of $10bn that will soon IPO on the NYSE. XRP is literally the most flawless way to move value around on the internet hands down and I challenge anyone to find flaws in the XRP ledger system. Working without a hitch since 2012 and routinely handles over 4 million transactions daily which is more than Bitcoin, Litecoin and Ethereum combined.

Chainlink, like Ethereum, stole the idea of Smart Contracts and Smart Oracles from old Ripple/Codius papers in 2014. All Russians do is steal and rip off. How the fuck can you compare some bedroom project bathroom stage shitcoin like LINK to XRP?

[Anonymous No.17010180]

Homosexual JIDF sponsored cryptocurrency scam. Each time you buy they dump on the goyim

[42 No.17010211]

>>17010109
>a talk show for link marines

[Anonymous No.17010265]

>>17010211

[Anonymous No.17010330]

>MFW
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
I NEED CHAINLINK FOR MY BUNGHOLE

[Anonymous No.17010340]

>How are you tonight, anon?
Nice and dandy like cotton candy. And urself, partner?
>When did you first learn about Chainlink and when was the first time you bought?
Sometime in the fall of 2017, I just got done driving the cattle to auction. I tell you hwut, doing the bizness on the range can leave a fellar aching for a good toilet, so when I finished up I got on the old google machine and tried finding a good toilet to treat myself to a more luxurious stinky time. Well after a few pages of browsing I stumbled onto this weird cartoon site talking about this Russian scammer and his toilets. Don't no much about them internet coins but I hearded some of the youngins on my cattle drive made some decent pocket change from buying thos bitcones. Figured, Heck!!! why not, so I bought about 10 cows worth. Its not much by my 75k stinkies keep me happy, even if I still need to do my bizness out in the outhouse.
>Tell us about the best part of your Chainlink experience
IDK about the best, but this onetime I did have quite the odd interaction with that sergey fellar who wears the flannel. Always get along with flannel fellars, salt of the earth. Well one day im at the grocery store checking out and i'll be guess who I saw in line? Ol sergey his self. Tried starting a conversation with him but he wasn't so frenly so I just let it be. He was an odd fellar, I tell ya, kept giving the cashier a bit of a hard time and was mubling about something called infetterance, idk, but it was def my most memorable link experience.

[Anonymous No.17010352]

>>17010340
>Do you have a favourite meme?
Aww shucks, I guess if I HAD to pick just one, itd be that fellar who doesn't wear any pants. That fellar cracks my sides right up into pieces, I tell you hwut.
>Do you have a favourite member of the team?
I spend a lot of time out on the range at night by a campfire with nothing but my thoughts. Been known from time to time to reckon on the world and the ways of things. Count myself as a bit of a plainsman plato. If I had to choose, I'd say that fellars Sergey's Philosophy Degree would be my favorite member of the team, I reckon.
>What are your plans for post singularity?
oh shucks, prolly get myself one of them fancy rodeo roping horses with one of them fancy saddles. Maybe find a liddle lass to keep a fire going, build a nice little cabin on the range. Heck, idk, maybe ill just blow it all on hookers and cocaine.
>Besides Chainlink, what else interests you?
Cowpokin', ropin', rangin', ridin', rustlin', you know the usuall stuff, I reckon.
>What is the one thing you do everyday that everyone else should too?
It might sound crazy but I start each day and end each day by dipping my boys (you know, the testicles) in a bowl of ice water. Nothing gets me going quite like a good ball dipping, if you catch my drift.
>What question should I ask our next guest?
shoot, jack, that's your job, I aint one to tell another fellar how to do his job. Where im from that liable to get you a thumpin'.

[Anonymous No.17010366]

>>17010169
De-risking etc
Lmfao get dumped on by that greasy kike

[42 No.17010447]

>>17010352
>Count myself as a bit of a plainsman plato
lol

>>17010352
>oh shucks, prolly get myself one of them fancy rodeo roping horses with one of them fancy saddles. Maybe find a liddle lass to keep a fire going, build a nice little cabin on the range. Heck, idk, maybe ill just blow it all on hookers and cocaine
based

[42 No.17010509]

>>17010340
>Nice and dandy like cotton candy. And urself, partner?
https://youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0

[Anonymous No.17010576]

>>17010509
heckin will heckin nelson, now this here fellar is a man of taste and class. A true fellar of culture, I reckon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY

[42 No.17010589]

>>17010576
>so anyway, I started blastin'

[Anonymous No.17010675]

>>17010589
hwut happened next fren?

[Anonymous No.17010724]

take yer time, fellar, im gonna play another tune while you get your memory in order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q82-5XizdiQ

[Anonymous No.17010809]

>>17010109
I'm fine but feeling a bit anxious because I was too lazy to fulfill multiple duties and it will bite me in the ass hard tomorrow.

Found LINK here obviously, came into crypto near peak mania and at first bought random shitcoins for a shitty diversified portfolio. Made a lot of money, lost all of it and more but stayed on this board and took the linkpill, accumulated my entire networth into LINK throughout 2018 (March to December) and am now sitting on a 8x bag on my initial investment into all of crypto. No more money left to buy tho but not really wanting anyways with an average of 34 cents.

The best part of the entire experience are the 3-4 days in the year where shit goes crazy, like mainnet, google and coinbase. It was all worth it for the euphoria of those days alone.

I made a few memes myself actually but my favorite one has to be the Sean Rutledge saga.

Favorite team member has to be Rory the cuck race traitor ;)

The plan for post singularity is to keep a low profile, be smart with the money but not too conservative. Upgrade my life by getting a down payment on a house and in general get passive cashflows going to ensure a future for my white gf and future white children.

Besides chainlink I am interested in lifting, vidya (addict, trying to stop) and that's about it.

Everybody should go on no fap unironically. It has changed me.

Ask the next guest what his prediction will be for the LINK price EO2020

[42 No.17011144]

>>17010675
>hwut happened next fren?
we had a dance off afterwards
good times
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=tfnHDDW7jvo&p=n#/1120;1263

[Anonymous No.17011171]

best thread in the catalog

[Anonymous No.17011271]

>>17010109
>How are you tonight, anon?
fine thanks
>When did you first learn about Chainlink and when was the first time you bought?
not answering that
>Tell us about the best part of your Chainlink experience
uncovering crumbs, believable larps, the summer 2019 pump
>Do you have a favourite meme?
yes, the story of wagie wojak and his friend, big mac
>Do you have a favourite member of the team?
yes, dan because he inspires me to self improve
>What are your plans for post singularity?
move significant profits from LINK into safer vehicles (blue chip stocks, muni bonds, subprime cdos (haha jk about that last one)), pay off my family's debts, then start a business, probably something related to health
>Besides Chainlink, what else interests you?
lifting weights, finance, anime, video games, breasts, girlbutts, uhhh yea
>What is the one thing you do everyday that everyone else should too?
go to the gym
>What question should I ask our next guest?
what are your thoughts on mass automation of blue and white collar jobs?