/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17009202]

Unironically the most appropriate use of this meme.

[Anonymous No.17009220]

very nice anon

[Anonymous No.17009232]

>>17009220
Thanks

[Anonymous No.17009266]

>>17009202
>prediction
100,000 dead by end of February

[Anonymous No.17009278]

>>17009266
not the first time this prediction received digits

[Anonymous No.17009286]

>>17009266
we can't even break 1K, if anything this is a scam pump and we will go back to 0 in a couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.17009314]

>>17009286
14 day incubation period + chink cover up is the reason why. Expect a sharp increase of deaths in the next three days

[Anonymous No.17009356]

>>17009314
>muh ebola
>muh sars
>muh mers
>muh ebola
>muh corona

[Anonymous No.17009416]

>>17009356
Wuhan is a travel hub, and this all occurred just as everyone was going overseas for new year. Corona is nothing like those other events.

[Anonymous No.17009424]

It's in India now. Imagine if 20% of India and China ended up dying from this, that would be some thanos-tier reckoning, and they probably need it.

[Anonymous No.17009444]

>>17009202

[Anonymous No.17009478]

>>17009416
It is exactly like those other "events" aka viruses. The only difference is that social media is much more pathological at this point and is much more integrated into midwits' day to day lives.

I've seen the same thing happen with Hurricanes in the US. There is nothing different about these hurricanes, but thanks to social media, each one is going to be the one that causes unimaginable damage with 20 foot storm surges that could decimate all of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, etc etc.

There is just increased ability to fear monger and share images by individuals than there has been with these other outbreaks. It's the same fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.17009484]

>>17009356
OK ROSENBERG

[Anonymous No.17009503]

>>17009424
While 20% is a bit high, 5% could cause havoc in the 3rd world

[Anonymous No.17009505]

>>17009202
Added to my impending doom folder. Nice!

[Anonymous No.17009537]

>>17009478
Difference is China tried covering this up for a few weeks. Chinks also have the money to do whatever they want now rather than when sars came about. And what do Africans and broke ass sandniggers have? NOTHING

[Anonymous No.17009546]

>>17009503

Old people, the sickly, and slumdogs would be most affected. I honestly don't think their disappearance would register much in terms of the economy.

[Anonymous No.17010411]

>>17009505
This one is pretty prime whoever did it up.

[Anonymous No.17010927]

Production from China will completely stop , 1/2 the shit we buy is from China. This is going to have unimaginable effects on the economy. Will gold go up when fear grows ? What companies can we short ?

[Anonymous No.17010961]

>>17009202
Does it affect humans too, or is it only a thing for asians ?

[Anonymous No.17010968]

>>17010927

They make our cheap shit, anon. Cheap shit can now be made anywhere. Production was already moving to India and SEAsia.

[Anonymous No.17010987]

>>17010961
Nah only humans so normal black and white folk should be aight.

[Anonymous No.17011018]

>>17009478
its definitly spreading faster, its already in my country (germany) within what, 2 weeks? ebola was just a single case here in its entire history, now we have already two coronas

[Anonymous No.17011063]

>>17009356
You don’t understand non-linearity faggot. sooner or later one is actually going to hit and when it does it’s fucking over

[Anonymous No.17011075]

>>17009546
What will register is the temporary shut down, and because the entire market is a centralized fragilized ponzi which will crash 90% if even a minor 5% drop happens

[Anonymous No.17011088]

>>17009356
>nothing has happened before so nothing will happen in the future!

[Anonymous No.17011090]

BREAKING: France reports fourth case of new strand of coronavirus in the country

We're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17011104]

>>17011075

The trade war didn't do it. A bunch of poor and old people dying in in the non-consumer part of the world isn't going to shock the market too much.

[Anonymous No.17012195]

Can you all please stop being so scared and paranoid? If we die, we die. The goal isn’t to live forever, is it?

Aren’t you all even just a little bit curious as to what happens when we die?

[Anonymous No.17013315]

>>17012195
>Just die bro, who cares if Boomerstein literally kills us all for access to cheap Chinese labor?

[Anonymous No.17013360]

>>17012195
>If we die we die
The elite with their high tech bunkers, personal teenage harems and robots ready to take over production: that was the plan from the start goy hehe nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.17013544]

>>17011104
shut up, I want DIS and BABA shares on the cheap

[Anonymous No.17014381]

>>17009424
a man can dream

[Anonymous No.17014926]

>>17009202
Please spread to India.

[Anonymous No.17014941]

>>17011088
This but actually factually

[Anonymous No.17015081]

>>17009202
You are spreading dangerous rumours. You all must not horrify your siblings and grandparents.
You NEED to calm down. It is a Nothing Burger.
Here is calming news.

Don’t worry about Coronavirus. Worry about Flu.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/danvergano/coronavirus-cases-deaths-flu

China Coronavirus: Dangerous rumours spreading in 4chan
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-51271037

China has cured the ailments and made progress.
https://www.rt.com/news/479148-coronavirus-patients-cured-china/

This being known, we must not terrorize our societies. We must maintain social harmony and the peace.
Let us enjoy our days and nights, friend.

[Anonymous No.17015129]

>>17015081
>he trusts the numbers coming out of China.
>after they blatantly said nothing was happening
You really are goy cattle. Go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.17015150]

>>17015129
China numbers are trustworthy and accurate. Western intelligence agencies would call them on it if they faked the numerology along political reasoning.
Purchasing facial coverings you have not acquired knowledge on how to operate is humorous and foolish.
This virus is no more deadly than normal season flu.
There is no proof China has "been economically shut off" or "crippled" because of quarantine measures.

And most importantly:

THIS IS STILL A NOTHING BURGER.
Please stop spreading dangerous conspiracies.
You may cause panic and unrest.
Stop terrorizing your entire family, friends and neighbours.
Stop hyping up the coming epidemic to intimidate your family.
You sound like a lunatic and scare your loved ones. please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine to calm yourself down. If you swallow the pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down and not fall into crisis.

Things are under control. We need to relax and enjoy life, shall we? You worry that the virus is meaningless to your loved ones, they will be as crazy as you. Just like the Ebola virus, nothing happened. For your family, please calm down.
You're talking nonsense. We are all safe. Your friends and family are scared. It's time to calm down. do you understand?

You need to listen.
You make people worry.
You are intimidating your entire family, friends and neighbors.
You must relax.
China has a cure. People are recovering.
Calm down now.
Consider your loved ones. You are scaring them, why? 4chan rumors?
It's time to calm down. It's going to be okay.

[Anonymous No.17015163]

This virus is literally nothing. I looked up the WHO treatment protocols and it is all supportive care, unless you develop ARDS in which case they suggest ECMO but if your ICU team isn’t full of pajeets, it shouldn’t get to that point.

I’ve been posting it on this board for days. More people will get infected because mainland chinks live like rats and more will die but this will not be a global pandemic. Deaths will be limited primarily to the young, old, immunocompromised and those with comorbidities.

Stop freaking out, it’s more annoying than the Kleros niggerfaggotry.

>t. PA-C

[Anonymous No.17015172]

>>17015150
Fuck off, retard. The numbers in China stayed stagnate for a whole fucking week. I have friends there who told me everything

[Anonymous No.17015175]

>>17015150
This unironically sounds like subtle FUD tho despite the fact that I agree with you lmao

[Anonymous No.17015212]

>>17009266
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.17015240]

>>17015212
There are over 100k people under observation with it just starting.

[Anonymous No.17015405]

Yeah vaccines are totally safe guys. Fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.17015441]

How far will we get /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17015444]

How many dead chinks and pajeets guys?

[Anonymous No.17015480]

>>17015163
Supportive care is just like, hydration and rest and calories? Access to a place to shit with a door on it? It just sounds like a bad flu from all that I've read

[Anonymous No.17015497]

>>17015480
Yes, same as the regular flu, you just help the body fix itself unless you are old or already sick. Literally nothing and it shows how many underage b& newfags have infested this site.

[Anonymous No.17015526]

>>17009202
>That tiny red dot in Tokyo
God, I'm so excited for these guys!

[Anonymous No.17015539]

>>17015163
Found the no pnky. Get out. Leave Biz.

[Anonymous No.17016004]

>>17009202
> 15X more kill rate than the regular flu
> Started in the most populated country in the world
> 8day to 2 week incubation before symptoms
> Many crowded population centers that is can spread through

How do I profit from this you may ask? Vaccine investments. Many were done for H1N1 that was a total nothing burger. This is a very, very big something burger that has the Uber elites rubbing their hands for population control and establishment of the (((New World Order))).

[Anonymous No.17016407]

>>17009202
This is bullish

[Anonymous No.17016417]

>>17016004
Who's developing the vaccine? I need them stocks

[Anonymous No.17016432]

>>17015539
Hi Gardesh

[Anonymous No.17016439]

>>17016417
ino

[Anonymous No.17016443]

>>17009220
it should say "if you only knew how fat thongs really are"

[Anonymous No.17016452]

>>17016443
oh shit...