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Let me tell you why that's bullshit: edition

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>>17000819

>> No.17004154

first for tripfags are dumb niggers who can't be trusted to make threads. these threads are fucking stupid. let's get some of the stupider shitposts out of the way

daily reminder dividens r ur frens

ding ding how is everyone doing today

>> No.17004162
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>On politics, while the impeachment trial will continue in Washington, attention will turn to Iowa which finally holds its caucuses next Monday. As always, it is important for investors not to let how they feel about politics overrule how they think about investing. However, with the latest polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining momentum in both Iowa and New Hampshire, investor concern is rising about the possibility of a more aggressive left-wing policy agenda. This being the case, they should also consider two significant barriers to its implementation.

>First, because of the use of proportional representation in primaries and caucuses, it is likely that no candidate will have a majority of pledged delegates in the first round of balloting at the Democratic convention in mid-July. If this occurs, roughly 771 “super delegates” will be added to the 3,979 pledged delegates to vote in the second round. These super delegates are generally more centrist and, if this transpires, the odds may still favor the nomination of a centrist rather than left-wing candidate.

>Second, it is harder for the Democrats to either hold onto the House of Representatives or to take control of the Senate than to win the White House. Put simply, a 3% margin of victory in the popular vote (compared to Hillary Clinton’s 2.1%) should be enough for a Democrat to become President. However, looking at the numbers from the 2018 Congressional Elections, the Democrats would need a popular vote margin of 4%+ to hold onto the House, due to the boundary lines of congressional districts. In addition, they would probably need to pick up seats in Maine, Colorado and Arizona and either hold a seat in Alabama or flip one in North Carolina to get to 50 seats in the Senate. Put simply, if Donald Trump wins reelection, it will likely be in a Republican sweep while a Democratic President would more likely have to work with an at least partly Republican Congress.

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>>17004154
>ding ding how is everyone doing today
Decent.

>> No.17004167

>>17004130
LAKE and INO or bust

>> No.17004170

Nope

The thing I'm playing is this:

First hump - time - Second larger hump

That graph shape. I'm playing that we are in a flat period approaching an incline in international confirmed cases from second gen infection.

For example:
Thailand 8 cases to 50 cases, the 50 cases will show up with time delay after the 8 cases.

That's it.

Not the big enchilada worldwide cataclysm

I'm playing the 2nd hump of international cases

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>>17004162
I’m thinking... buy the healthcare dip, especially if Bernie wins the caucuses... but honestly I just like the sector.
Source:
https://am.jpmorgan.com/us/en/asset-management/gim/adv/insights/week-ahead

>> No.17004182

Who is worse, a redditor or a stocktwitter?

>> No.17004188
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Hope China has a fucking red day. I need blood if I want to beat my wang to Yang.

>>17004154
Buy [biotech penny stock at ~0.20 Cents], it will blow up!
>>17004167
Some nice anime bust to smother my face in please

>> No.17004199

Coronavirus is in the middle of a parabolic move, I'm waiting to buy puts on speculative trash like LAKE, VXX and APT

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Uhhhhh this is the former head of the FDA...

>> No.17004208

>>17004167

I mean, INO? Does it really have more room to boom? What catalysts other than SARS EXTREME does it have going for it?

I think APT will probably go to $10, but I pulled out my initial investment and letting the rest ride. Got burned pretty hard on AMRN so I’m in capital-protection mode now.

>> No.17004209

Take thailand for instance

A) They close all tourism from china
b) China contains the spread
c) they get infected by Ncov

look at all the probabilities on Thailand and their tourist economy. Its a stacked deck

>> No.17004221

>>17004154
Yeah and anon's are better? the shit's already hitting the fan and they're postponing re-opening for another week like is this fucking for real?
>>17004188

>> No.17004231

>>17004208

The contract to make a vaccine for corona. People believe

>> No.17004235

buy $YANG

>> No.17004242

>>17004204
He is also a kike.

>> No.17004244
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Projection for tomorrow: 6100 infected.
Projection for next week: 90000 infected.

>> No.17004253

>>17004199
Hol up....you’re daying coronavirus is going to go parabolic, and you’re buying PUTS on this stuff?

I love the contrarian nature, but the worse it gets the higher those speculative stocks most likely go.

There’s likely to be some nice irrationality here to boom boom these stocks. Idk I’m hedging, anyway...

>> No.17004256

>>17004244
>scoring based on infections and not deaths
lurk more

>> No.17004263

>>17004204
The FDA was there to roadblock and make money for donors. It was literally a standstill against homeopathic shit like CBD oils and all this shit liberals are loving. Shit like using ultraviolet lights too regrow hair on your bald head. What we need is these faggots to understand that genomes and crisper is the fucking future of everything from fuels to medicine and it's all powered from the processing power of our semi-conductors and nuclear fusion.

>> No.17004281

>>17004221
I bought cheap BABA puts, hoping for a horrendous crash this week. Prob gonna moon tho and wipe out my position. We’ll see...

>> No.17004282

>>17004253
Yeah, you wait for all the hysteria to blow over and the first signs of returning to normalcy you short the shit out of them

>> No.17004288

Who are some artists who draw pretty anime girl anuses? I like Jabara Tornado and Kei Sanbe. I'm going to need to stock up until Corona blows over.

>> No.17004289

>>17004244
dumbass the market sold off because of Kobe and the fact it was actually raining in the desert. I'm sorry, but this cold virus isn't going to kill us all. Like the flu has already killed like 60 people or some shit in connecticut, and we actually vaccinate against that shit... You'd be surprised how many fucking people just die every day, and how countless others are fucking to make up for it.

>> No.17004290

>>17004282
Nice

>> No.17004305

>>17004281
The time to enter this play was either last Friday or the this Friday in preparation of Gyna’s market opening back up next week. We rally for the rest of this week on ER hype I think before reality sets back in next Monday when Shanghai opens back up

>> No.17004309

>>17004289
Lolololol the market doesn’t give a shit about Kobe...I was bummed mainly cuz his daughter died. That is FUCKED UP. She had her whole life ahead of her- Kobe already lived a fantastic life. Now his wife is alone with three other daughters. That is fucking sad. But the STOCK MARKET does NOT CARE about a random basketball star dying.

>> No.17004314

>>17004204
> Trusting someone in government with the last name Gottlieb
> Not even once
Pick one.

>> No.17004320

>>17004305
Good plan. Mind if I steal it? ;) I’ll give you two Dogecoins if I succeed, baby

>> No.17004325

>>17004188
China is closed until at least next week

>> No.17004330
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17004330

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $19?

>> No.17004331

>>17004309
The only market that cares about that is Helicopter tourism and rental services... which are 100% gonna be in the shitter in the foreseeable future.

>> No.17004344

>>17004325
Obviously.
Yang is based on the values of the stocks on all markets though. The Chinese market being closed does not affect it too much I guess. If anything it is better, since the Chinese gouvernment might have intervened and help their investors and companies in some form. Now that is next weeks problem.

>> No.17004345

>>17004330
Cause Vascepa is a legit drug

>> No.17004362

>>17004289
made me laugh

>> No.17004383

>>17004182
Stocktwit fags are the ones shilling their pump dumps and posting 4chan lingo and screenshots elsewhere so I say them.

>>17004288
>Jabara Tornado and Kei Sanbe
2 based 2 redpilled

>> No.17004384

This is the facts. Yes the china virus has killed and infected a shat load of people. Yes it's spreading globally. A working cure? Will take a while to produce. So anyone who claims to have a "cure" overnight is full of shat. What does that mean? Means all the "cure" bio company stocks that are flying on pure hype may suffer a big dippy if the china virus burns out before the cure can be created. Means that those left with stock after the fact will be deep in the shat along with the stock itself.

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>>17004314
>>17004242
Scotty Gott was a genuinely good FDA head, every doctor that he's ever worked with has had nothing but good things to say about him.
You don't have to like him if you don't want, you don't have to agree with his opinions, but he is known to be honest.

>>17004384
yo let me come live with you in rural Kentucky so that I can survive this thing
I will bring food, water and beer

>> No.17004395

>>17004383
>Stocktwit fags are the ones shilling their pump dumps and posting 4chan lingo and screenshots elsewhere so I say them.

Yep. At least the redditors brought us “guh”
ST brings nothing but shilling

>> No.17004400

>>17004309
>>17004309
Sorry you're just wrong... The whole world was impacted by the events that took place yesterday. We had a full day of mourning, and the truth is you're just a dumb ass kike who doesn't respect what it means to achieve greatness.... nah i'm just trolling... fuucking look at what happened when Don Larsen died a few weeks ago.... got a blip, that's it. Mother fucker was the only man to throw a perfect game in the World Series he was 90 something years old... Nobody cared he passed peacefully... Now I don't want to get into idols and fandom worship bullshit, but ok Kobe played well... he wasn't the best, maybe the best of his time, but he didn't change the way the game was played in a way like other people before him... you look at other sports, and some people are so special they change the rules around them... Like in the NFL with new rules regarding how to hit a quarterback... Tom Brady played in a different league than the old timers. Now with the post steroid era, cause you gotta know those niggas in the NBA were juicing too all of MLB's records are tainted and tarnished... even in the NHL with the addition of the 2-line pass, it hasn't led to more scoring than Wayne Gretzky but guys like Alex Ovechkin are getting close, he just passed Mario Lemuex who played a few years at teh end of his career with the new rules. All I got to say is LCI guy is a big jerk bag, and I'm sorry for all the shit I said about Kobe, may his family and friends and the people who let him into their lives find solace someday.

>> No.17004402

>>17004384
>cure
SARS NEVER HAD A VACCINE
MERS NEVER HAD A VACCINE

>> No.17004403

>>17004309
think about this situation like a /biz/nessman
you have to try and get with one of Kobe's daughter's to try and get 1/3 of those stacks

>> No.17004409

>>17004400
damn nice post
is that one of the chapters from your upcoming books? an illustrated autobiography, I hope...

>> No.17004410

>>17004403
They couldn't pay me enough.

>> No.17004419
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>>17004394
How will it even get to you in your mountain cabin? Just don’t shake hands with the Mounties and you’ll be fine.

I really do NOT like how the Gott handled the teen vaping surge and vaping illness when he was leaving.

>> No.17004429

>>17004409
You want me to write about sports? I mean I'm pretty passionate and biased, but I guess that's what people want.

>> No.17004464

>>17004409
>>17004429

No it's fucking crazy... I can like just bum a smoke, or some one bums a smoke off me, and next thing you know, we're talking about events from 30+ years ago, going hard talk and debating about sports... and the thing is, we'll back off certain topics, bounce to other topics, and we're in agreement about a lot of shit... The thing is, it's gotta be short and quick. Like a cigarette so you can enjoy it and get back to what ever you were doing.

>> No.17004476

the pain will continue tomorrow huh?

Time to capitulate? I lose 2k/day

>> No.17004479

>>17004419
>I really do NOT like how the Gott handled the teen vaping surge and vaping illness when he was leaving.
Read between the lines
What happened with the vapes probably wasn't his plan.
Notice that he left after he was "encouraged" (my assumption) to make those moves and loosen up the FDA quite a bit.
Notice how things got worse, not better, after he left.
Scott is a moderate, he was vocally opposed to unrestricted vaping but he wasn't trying to full-out ban it. History has already proven him right that we needed better regulations and oversight on what was going into those kids' lungs.
just my opinion

>>17004429
not just sports, we need the whole baggie stream-of-consciousness (incl. extraterrestrials, your opinions on women of different ethnicities, buying only overpriced options, various home renovation and cooking opinions, vague references to childhood trauma, ideas about energy sector logistics etc.)
the variety is the important part. it has to be chaotic, nearly incoherent, but at the same time something that everyone can understand.

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>LCI shill reliably shills... shorting AMRN?

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I’m amazed no one cares about the likelihood of a republican sweep in November as described here:
>>17004162
>Put simply, if Donald Trump wins reelection, it will likely be in a Republican sweep while a Democratic President would more likely have to work with an at least partly Republican Congress.

>>17004479
Looked more like he was “encouraged” to leave after whiffing it so badly. Then he tried to cover his ass by making Juul out to be villains, which is easy because they’re now big tobacco. (But yes, If they really went in to schools and told kids that vaping is harmless, that’s fucked up and is villainous.)

Please don’t encourage bags...

>> No.17004539

>>17004479
dude when i get abducted they cook for me and the food is out of this world. the sex is like dessert.

>> No.17004540

What will AMD's share price be on weds after earnings are reported the previous night?

>> No.17004557

>>17004534
Isn't it a given? Who the fuck is going to stop us? I for one am a registered democrat, that will be voting 100% republican ticket.

>> No.17004558

What dips do you have your eye on? What buy in price are you waiting for?

>> No.17004575

>>17004558
all of them, sadly i don't have any disposable income

>> No.17004617

>>17004558
I'm waiting for BA... I'ma grab a bunch of that this year. I'm also watching 3m MMM.

>> No.17004654

ITS OVERRRR!!

>Japan warns about risks to economy from China virus outbreak
>PUBLISHED 7 MINS AGO
>REUTERS
>TOKYO, Jan 28 (Reuters) - >Japanese Economy Minister Yasutoshi Nishimura on Tuesday warned that corporate profits and factory production might take a hit from the coronavirus outbreak in China that has rattled global markets and chilled confidence.
>"The biggest worry is the risk the negative impact from the outbreak persists and hits (the economy) during the Tokyo Olympic Games," when a huge number of Chinese tourists are expected to visit Japan, he said

>> No.17004656

>>17004558
eyeing those LAKE and INO gains

>> No.17004659

im thinking boening is going to be a great purchase... these few planes are like crumbs, and the new planes are already coming out... this is a buy of the century, and if mid spring they get more heart ache it's okie dokie the new planes are coming out... fucking cac-40 is going wild, but, airbus isn't going to dominate the world of flight... they can try, but they're not in a position to fly an aircraft.... flying from France to Germany at dawn... you're traveling west to east and have sun glare everytime.... Now the German dog fighters always had sunrise to their favor and attacked sleeping french men and military... there was no way to see the planes with the glare ahead.

>> No.17004663

>>17004419
also I'm not the Canada
you keep calling me the Canada, I'm not the Canada

>>17004534
My recollection is that ScottGott left before most of the major policy actions against vaping, it was in the first half of the year. Yes he was vocally against it, but he was not unreasonable.
If he was, then I remember it wrong. But I still feel strongly that he was one of the few 'good' leaders in the federal Bureaucracy, for his tenure.

>>17004654
what about the manga? The manga! did he say anything about that

>> No.17004669
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alright what are we buying or selling tomorrow?

>> No.17004696

>>17004669
>a real woman
Eww, gay.

>> No.17004706

I have $100 that I'm looking to turn into $1000, so on, so forth. I don't care what I have to do or how long it takes, I wanna do it, and do it safely. Anything to read? I don't know zip about stocks or trading and I want to start investing since I have my whole life ahead of me and I think I'm in a good spot to start doing this now. Tips? I know this is a newfag question and I've been going over basic economics but otherwise what else should I know? How do I start investing?

>> No.17004726

>>17004706
To do it safely, put it in an index stock or mutual fund and keep adding to it as you go.

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When you EGPT and it decided to deviate 5% from the EGX30. Sometimes the world is unfair, or is it? If you buy these deviations you end up out performing on the bullrun by nearly 10%. The bullrun is the missing ingredient

>> No.17004737

>>17004659
this subtle advantage is why germany always decimated the french in combat.... it's a tactic that has been used through out time... the great generals of the past always fought with sun to their men's backs.... I do like tales of China trying to conquer Japan... but attacking into the sun never fucking works. Look at how USA murdered the Indians.

>> No.17004756

>>17004558
I am looking at NIO, but the problem is that one is chinese, so the dip will be the hardest and will make it higher risk.

>> No.17004775

>>17004726
Cool. What if I don't mind a little risk? Safety would be for the retirement fund, but is it possible to make a risk in the stock market without totally winging it? I understand risk is part of it, and I enjoy the thrill of gambling, so what's the 411 on short-term investment gains?

>> No.17004776

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
SWISX
GE
AMRN
KDP
BKR
KHC
ONTX
DIS

Just being patient. Letting my Divvies reinvest themselves while I wait for ONTX to rise. Then selling for a nice cash haul. Then I'll use a part of that cash to really pump up my Funds. Add to my Funds over the next 23 years and just let time,gains,and drip do the rest while I do other stuff. I'll have a nice pile in the bank and let my brokerage and 401k generate a nice fat pile for the long road ahead

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>>17004663
N-nobody’s perfect. I have a hard time telling anons apart until they do something obvious.

I am biased about gott. I was and still am holding MO. Though, after DCAig down all the way to the bottom, I sold like 80% of my holding when India announced they were banning vape imports. It was absolutely retarded and I regret it immensely.

They did not mention the drawings. Though they did mention this:
>Japan's government on Tuesday nominated Seiji Adachi, an economist known as a proponent of aggressive monetary easing, to join the Bank of Japan's nine-member board.
>The nomination is likely to reinforce market expectations the central bank will maintain its massive stimulus program to reflate the economy and fire up inflation to its elusive 2% target.
>Adachi, 54, an economist at Japan's Marusan Securities, would replace Yutaka Harada, a similarly minded board member whose term expires on March 25.
The easing will continue until Kuroda gets his inflation.

>> No.17004811

im mostly pointing at napoleon and hitler, see how they attacked into the sun... it wasn't the winter, it was the snowglare at the soldiers advantage.

>> No.17004820

>>17004811
look at how the nips marched through manchuria back in 1939... the nips with sun at their back destroyed china.

>> No.17004864

>>17004775
Leveraged index funds.
Google TQQQ and TMF portfolio

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umm....

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>>17004879

>> No.17004933

>>17004476
statistically speaking YES this week should be pretty bad

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>>17004558
>>17004669
Probably gonna take profits in my YINN and SVXY puts, and sell my VXX calls.

MAYBE take profits in my ABBVie calls.

>What dips do you have your eye on? What buy in price are you waiting for?

Disney, big time. McDonalds, small time. Really would like to see a dip in KO and PEP.

Besides that, need to see big pharma make a big move.

OH! Marvell getting fucking REKT, interested in re-entering Marvell, Cisco, and Activision.

Also Barrick GOLD

>> No.17004954

we're not going to be able to stop the Wuhan virus from spreading around the world, given its incubation period and the fact that people can infect others while they're asymptomatic, but all emerging data suggests it's about as virulent as the flu

in summary: it's going to spread around the world, is here to stay, but won't be nearly as damaging as most people think it will be, and will be something you get a shot for in the future

>> No.17004974

>>17004933
did some one just say YES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11WUJVmq0IQ
I'm anticipating a red week.

>> No.17004988

>>17004954
What if GALT is the cure??

>> No.17005008

>>17004954
I dont want a shot

>> No.17005017

>>17005008
drink the shot pussy!

>> No.17005023

>>17004954
fuck you, get corona and die forever faggot.
#noCOrnoa

>> No.17005030

>>17004775
>>17004864
https://www.morningstar.com/etfs/xnas/tqqq/performance

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>>17004879

>> No.17005038

Thoughts on MRNA?

>> No.17005055

>>17004654
yeah that's nice and all but futures don't give a shit

>> No.17005064

>>17004988
it could probably deal with the lung fibrosis that's associated with it in some cases

>> No.17005069

>>17005008
it's going to be ok

>> No.17005070

>>17004864
>>17004775
This is correct. the bogleheads figured it out, and we have 2 dips now where treasuries have performed nicely against the leverage funds

>> No.17005104

>>17004910
Based.

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>>17005023
why you gotta be so mean?

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I have returned from wagies.

DINNER TIME

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fuck

>> No.17005179
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>>17005055
You’re looking at the wrong market, aren’t you?

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>VIX down 2.6%
MY GAIIIINNNNNSSSSSS
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17005251

>>17005165
That using official numbers

>> No.17005264

>>17005136
I got a whole crown of broccoli that's been in the fridge for too long.. meh ima eat it from the stalk up and then get pissed and throw the rest out.l

>> No.17005294

dude broccoli might be awesome.

>> No.17005309

>>17005264
Thanks for the reminder. I've got a crown in my fridge that I need to cook up tomorrow.

>> No.17005313
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>>17005264
meal time at the baggie household must be a blast

>> No.17005338

>>17005294
It is man.. really good for you. Has antifungal properties.

My favorite way to eat it is to steam it and shred it with cheese and back it on a croissant

>> No.17005346

>>17005313
nah... like 8 or 9 days out of the week we mostly just treat food as something we need to survive but then on there are those times where food is all abundant and we're all blessed to have such a nice bounty of decisions and blessings of great opportunity.

>> No.17005358

>>17005338
i just rinsed it and cut the rotten part off and ate it raw, it was pretty filling... ima go to sleep now.

>> No.17005365

>>17005338
>>17005358
I didn't eat the worms that were growing in it, i just put those in the trash with the rest of everything, i'll take it out in the morning.

>> No.17005421
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how many of you do this for a living, and who here is still a wageslave? what do you do for work?

>> No.17005444

I've lost so much money since the last week+ that today I ate a large pizza, bread sticks with dip and cinnamon roll box to to cheer me up.

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>>17005421
Trading is maybe 15% of my income on monthly average. I have a part-time formerly full-time government jobber that is union and low effort. Used to be a graphic designer.

>> No.17005494

>>17005481
i wish i could be this comfy

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>>17005494
I wouldn't call it comfy, necessarily. But it is as low effort as I could manage. Problem is since I'm a civil employee my job security is tied to the provincial budget. Provincial budget is TIGHT right now and it's a bit dicey. I did survive the wave of layoffs late last year so that's cool. And I could always quit for the private sector but that would probably be more work and less time to shitpost.

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Can't wait to buy all the dips. It's not done yet.

>> No.17005557

>>17005444
>today I ate a large pizza, bread sticks with dip and cinnamon roll box to to cheer me up
YUM!

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>>17005548
Buying the Dips if these futures hold

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>>17005421
i work in television production
this is just for fun

>> No.17005602

>>17005421
I work in healthcare in a high paying position which requires a graduate degree. I hate healthcare. I’m up a significant amount on my trades, maybe next year I can escape my fate of working niggers up in an ER all day.

>> No.17005662

>>17005421
In IT. Love the job, it's easy and pays all my shit. Just started since I paid off my car. Wanna throw that money that used to go to that into stocks instead of keeping them in the savings. IS this the right choice?

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On silver thursday why did the silver lose value as the bunker brothers had the market cornered?

Also is it legal for investors to lobby the government knowing a stock or share will increase in value as a result?

Is cornering the market illegal? For example some people were to do the same thing as silver thursday(buy up 1/3) of all silver. Would this be allowed now adays?

Why did buying up so much silver cause the price to go up? Was it because there was less being available to be sold?

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>>17005421
Trading (and long term investing) is simply a mechanism by which I multiply my wageslave earnings. I work in marketing.


Ask yourself this: If you were to trade (or invest) "for a living" without any outside source of income to fund your account and you blew up said account how would then provide for yourself?

>> No.17005733

>>17005662
A savings account is a savings account. Always keep one to be liquid.

>> No.17005737

>>17005481
How was graphic design? I've been thinking of gettig into it, I think I'd like ir

>> No.17005751

>>17005198
Expecting back to back gains. Not how this market works...

>> No.17005756

>>17005733
Thanks! Yeah, I do have a little saved up even before the extra $$ from the car mortgage.

>> No.17005772

>>17005751
I knoooow... I know I should’ve sold...
I was hoping it would go back to the early morning levels and shouldn’t have held overnight...

My only hope is the 1/100 chance The WHO declares emergency...

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>>17005737
I hated the business side of it. Self marketing does not come naturally to me. Negotiations over money, negotiations over revisions, trying to interpret extremely vague ideas from customers about what they wanted. Do the thing in the way I think they said they wanted, they reply, no not quite like that more like this and vague revision instructions, do it again. Standard boiler plate graphic design wasn't so bad for that, it was the illustration (I did that too). For illustration I have a pretty specific style and sometimes it wasn't a good fit for the client's needs, despite telling them so when they hired me and saying if you have a style in mind that's too far out of my wheelhouse i'm not going to be able to provide. etc etc.

I found it very stressful and I hated the marketing people I usually had to work with. So I work for the government now. Being a lazy sack of shit payroll camel. HUGE respect for the anime artists who slave away for shit pay, long hours, working way harder than the pay they receive warrants.

>> No.17005784

>>17004130
What divvy stocks are you guys buying? T is pretty obvious, but are there any others?

>> No.17005799

>>17005773
Oh! And I forgot the worst of it. Print/digital rights legality. I had to take clients to small claims court TWICE because they used the work I did for them in ways well outside the bounds of the rights I granted them for use in our contract. I won both times but holy shit I never want to see the inside of a courtroom again.

>> No.17005808

>>17005773
Nice. Did it suck away all your enjoyment of it? Do you doodle amine qts?

>> No.17005819

>>17005808
>Did it suck away all your enjoyment of it?
Absolutely.
>Do you doodle amine qts?
No I don't/didn't do animu. That's Japan's thing. I would feel like an imposter if I tried.

>> No.17005822

>>17005808
>>17005136
Wait a minute... trying on a new identity?

>> No.17005832

>>17005822
huh?

>> No.17005836

Invest in UnitedTheraeutics btw frens. Not because of the Coronavirus but because they have cornered the market on ex vivo lung perfusion courtesy of Lung Bioengineering.

>> No.17005864

>>17005773
just draw furry porn lmao
won't even need the stock market when you're make 10+ k a month for some medicore furry porn

>> No.17005870

>>17005864
Out of the question. Disgusting.

>> No.17005873

>>17004289
Ever hear of something getting priced in? Well the stock market is pricing in the effects of corona virus six months from now when hundreds of million are sick.

>> No.17005885

>>17005822
I'm still here, thank you for sharing anon!
I don't think I'll be turned off much by marketing, but hearing you had to take 2 different clients to court like that is startling. Were there any warning signs when you first began working with them in particular?

>> No.17005893

Uhh Futures ripping, moon mission tomorrow?

>> No.17005897

>>17005870
yeah, that's what half the people who draw furry porn say, right until they get that first grand for 20min of work

>> No.17005916

>>17005885
>Were there any warning signs when you first began working with them in particular?
Not really. People often don't understand, despite me reading the contract to them in person and explaining what it means, that there are certain parameters to usage I will agree to as standard. That if they want sole usage rights they need to pay me more money for me to sign that away. This would be agreed to, forms signed, hands shaken. Six months down the road oh looky here they breached contract. There's all this crap and whether or not royalties need to be paid and on and on. This is why I quit.

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>>17005893
That would be nice!

>> No.17005937

>>17005070
> treasuries have performed nicely against the leverage funds

what did you mean by this? sounds like you're saying the non-leveraged fund is preferred to the leveraged one... but you're also saying it's correct to buy leveraged index funds?

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>> No.17006000
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I honestly think Nat Gas might be a moon mission if Sanders keeps his momentum against Biden. He's not as hardcore as Liz, but he would signal something very dangerous for the fossil fuel industry.

Problem is, I don't know how to play it. I either have to deal with futures contracts, and I'm not confident on the timing of this and I don't know how they work, or I have to deal with ETF's based on futures contracts, and those have decay.

And it could still drop to those 1.611 levels of 2016.

(Damn, Q1 is usually pretty rough for the Natty, and the Large Specs absolutely hate it.)

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>>17006000
I've been eyeballing natty gas for weeks now waiting for the right time to go long. I just do ETFs for it, not futures contracts. The decay doesn't really matter as I would be swing trading it with a hold period of probably around two to four weeks or so, not enough for decay to be a serious issue.

>> No.17006041

What's with this futures pump? I don't believe it

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https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/wuhan-virus-thailand-cases-number-new-12361040

Im so sad for thailand

Guys. Thailand nearly doubled and up to 14

Sad sad sad

>> No.17006069

>>17006030
You just waiting for support to form or what?

>>17006063
FUCK
"state of emergency in thailand" inbound

>> No.17006080

>>17006063
>>17006069
>https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/wuhan-virus-thailand-cases-number-new-12361040
>At least five of the 14 cases in Thailand have recovered and gone home.
it's ogre.

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>>17006041
Did you really expect the markets to go full red waterfall because of China's novel new brand of sniffles?

>>17006069
>You just waiting for support to form or what?
Support appears to have already formed somewhat. I need buy signal from my TA stuff. That requires above average buy side volume.

>> No.17006087

>>17006069
Who has to up the warning level if it spreads in thailand

>> No.17006118

So, how exactly do dividends work?
Why are some quarterly, and why are some annually?
What are the pros and cons of each?

>> No.17006126

>>17006085
>Did you really expect the markets to go full red waterfall because of China's novel new brand of sniffles?

Pretty much, yeah. Less for the literal dead chinks but the fact they're shutting down all their cities, and hype of it spreading everywhere.

>> No.17006156

>>17005421
I'm too scared to trade so I've only made picks and ended up like 40% YTD it's not enough to support myself. it will be a while until I get there I'm sure. maybe in a few years

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>>17006085
Now THATS animation!

According to my “Cramer is bearish” indicator... we’re in for some real pain.

>>17006126
Yeah... “global slowdown needs to be priced in”

>>17006118
This question was answered thoroughly in the past day or two. Go read the archives or literally just google it or look it up on investopedia.

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>>17005893
Dow Jones all time high this week after Xom and CVX report higher than expected gasoline consumption

>> No.17006212

>1000 new confirmee cases
>market going up
who the fuck is pumping this shit?

>> No.17006232

>>17006212
Yeah this is really going to fuck us the United States of Chi—
Oh wait, this is America!

>> No.17006239

>>17006232
>chinese manufacturing will not effect the world
>new cases in other countries like germany
yeah duh we murrica MAGA MAGA

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When will it stop sirs?

>> No.17006251

>>17006212
someone told me MMM is going to moon... fuckng liars

>> No.17006254

>>17006212
yuro markets still going down

>> No.17006274

>>17006239
Now now let’s not build strawmen

The market often moves counter to the previous day’s movement, and we haven’t heard about it really spreading in the US, plus we’re less levered to China than we used to be. And we’re a services and software economy more than a manufacturing and goods company.

Honestly, I think we’re in for a rough week and possibly month.

I DO NOT TRUST the futures traders, and I do believe the Fed is providing the liquidity to buy up the dips.

>> No.17006295

USA was down a lot on monday. People are in a feasting mood. It's very very hard not to turn bullish

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCG3xqtcL3c

>6 day incubation
>8 day flu sickness
>final pneumonia phase that kills, 15% mortality rate

IT'S OGRE

>> No.17006328

>>17006274
Fred balance sheet has stabilized since 2020. They’re also starting to talk about tapering repo later in the year.

>> No.17006337

>>17006328
Then I may be buying more vxx calls tomorrow. Thanks for the update. Got a source?

>> No.17006341

>>17006247
>japan gets a lunch break
what the fuck. fuck you mother fucker give me a lunch break too

>> No.17006349

>>17006341
Seriously, and they come back nice and calm, even if we did that right when trading resumed it would either be a severe dip or climb.

INO, does it have more room to run?

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tiny bit nervous for the markets today owo

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>>17006349
>they come back nice and calm
US markets do a quasi lunchbreak too, if you pay attention to the hourly volume. On an ordinary day it drops way down around noon to one, then things kick back in to gear the last couple hours. I always sleep through the open, wake up around midday to see what happened and whether any of my stops or profit targets got hit, then make trades if needed during power hour. I used to be super go getter awake during the whole session. Turns out I trade way worse when I watch the opening stupidity. Settle down, figure out the direction for the day, then I enter the field to play.

>>17006362
it'll be daijobu

>> No.17006433

>>17005893
Futures are stock market fanfiction traded by limpdicked moron sperg amateurs and are wrong about 75% of the time.

Another red day is coming tomorrow, then AAPL will disappoint, and Corono will get worse, bringing another red day on Wednesday.

And I'm going to be happily riding my shorts to victory!

>> No.17006446

>>17006433
I generally agree but I think the time horizon on Corona is longer to kick in the market

>> No.17006451

>>17006433
>Futures are stock market fanfiction
Based
>the rest of the post
I’m not so sure... I want to add to my vxxes if we really do open really green, but I don’t know that Apple is allowed to miss earnings or dip substantially. The govt won’t allow it it’s too big and important now.

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>>17006433
Prepare to be squeezed, Bobo.

>> No.17006468

>>17006452
if RCL or CCL bounce at all, I’m shorting it. I hate bears but goddamn.

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How can I into the FED weaponized monetary policy and creation of money from issueing bonds without cringey redpill conspiracy schiff tier info?

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>>17006646
listen to this and yell really loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

>> No.17006661

>>17004659
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-28/boeing-whistleblower-dreamliner-production-issues-safety-threat/11904396
give it a bit more time champ, she aint hit rock bottom yet

>> No.17006705

>>17006658
I actually fucking love that song, but you're really missing out if you're not watching the music video version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

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Wana voratirity, Wuhan styre?

>> No.17006752

>>17006661
Why does Boeing hate America?
Why are they trying to destroy us and wreck the Dow?

Is it too late to long airbus?

>> No.17006757

>>17006748
but APPLE is 3% on sALE

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>>17006752
it aint just boeing m8. every company is rotten. $$ over all else. things used to be built to a standard, now they're built to a budget.

>> No.17006825

>>17006757
>buY WhiLe ThE MaRKet Is CrAShinG
>iTs WhAT ThE PROs dO

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>>17006816
Can't make consooomer products if they products aren't consoooomed

>> No.17006842

>>17006816
We see it everywhere. Electronics, Swiss watches, Cars, Civil Engineering, Airplanes...
Value Engineering is the lowest common denominator, it wrecks everything.

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>>17006825
>Crashing
We'll be lucky to get a 5% dip. I don't see a 10% correction as likely, unless powell says something real dumb, more rockets/missiles hit more US embassies (did everyone ignore that just happened again?) and/or we get an actual death from corona in the US (which looks out of the question unless this thing really mutates and hits the lethality jackpot)

>> No.17006863

shit I just saw a nutso move

Today is gonna be fun

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It's back on. I saw the sign.

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Bears win

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>>17006825
Assuming it's crashing when it isn't is what plebs do. You have to wait out the bounce and judge its strength. If the bounce is weak and volume sputters out short of a higher high, then you put on the bear suit and short the fucker. Assuming a crash straight off the top like this is fool's game played by dumb bears who get squeezed by the overwhelming tendency of the market to rise majority of the time. If you're thinking medium term bearish reversal you should be in cash and defensive stocks right now. Not short... yet.

>> No.17006903

>>17006862
>did everyone ignore that just happened again?
It was more katyushas from militia goons again. Apparently they fluked and actually hit a building in the complex this time. The dining centre, apparently. No casualties.

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>>17006903
>No casualties
That's what they said last time
"headaches" and then
>On 24 January a Pentagon spokesman said that 34 service members had traumatic brain injuries from the attack. Seventeen of them were evacuated to Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany, and eight of those were subsequently sent to the United States for treatment at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.[4] Another was evacuated to Kuwait. Sixteen service members were treated in Iraq and have returned to duty.[5]

Also, apparently they can convert katyushas to gps guided missiles now... not sure if that's what happened this time.
>>17006891
Nooooo my long vix positions....

>> No.17006928

>10 year under 1.6%
i got a bad feeling about this scoob

>> No.17006941

>>17006927
>apparently they can convert katyushas to gps guided missiles now..
I would expect better accuracy if they were doing so. There's no question Iran is capable of blowing the embassy straight to hell if they decided to use their good stuff.

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Alright boys, it MIGHT be too soon to long NatGas... might have to wait until the end of Feb... If seasonality is more than just a meme

>>17006941
sure but then they'd lose plausible deniability

>> No.17006953

>>17006928
Redpill me on low yields? Harbinger of something?

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>>17006949
Oops, that includes 2020 which is useless

>> No.17006958

>>17006949
It's too soon on technicals anyway.

>> No.17006965

>>17006891
yer I'm thinking the same. however she is due for a pull back of sorts. maybe 5-10%, then onward and upward.

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>>17006949
>>17006954
>>17006958
Check this out, 9 of the past 10 years april closed higher than it started the month. That's pretty bullish, but I have to hold off or lose money to decay.

>>17006958
>It's too soon on technicals anyway.
I don't into that anyway.

>> No.17006972

>>17004558
Energy for that FAT Divvy
A dip in mREITS
A dip in T, KO, KDP, and maybe K

Still no good entries into the banking sector though.

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OH SHIT that’s right! Every time trade war heated up the semi stocks got hit! They’re levered to China, That’s probably got a lot to do with why they’re getting hit and SOXS is surging. I’m so forgetful!

Marvell, Broadcom, Qualcomm all looking very enticing. I think there’s still time for me to sell NVDA though and get in much lower.

>>17006972
KDP has too much Xinese exposure

>> No.17006996

>>17006991
I was selling all my NVDA at 250/241 fri/mon

Just held longtime horizona OTM calls

>> No.17007047

>>17006996
G-good for you then

I only have one share so I don’t want to really dump it. It’s easier to follow stocks when I own them. I want to buy more but...

Holy crap I had a big stack of MRVL until taking profits recently. That thing shat the bed big time. Also cut most of my Cisco recently, good timing. And everyone who bought AVGO because of their Apple deal is getting fuuuuucked....

>> No.17007052

>>17006928
Vix still dumping 2%, could easily open green and then sell off. Or not.

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The Central News Agency quoted an independent financial commentator's net name "Financial Cold Eye" as saying on the 25th that the number of confirmed diagnoses and deaths officially announced by the Chinese Communist Party is disproportionate to the 11 million population of Wuhan.

The review quoted Hu Dianbo, a physician at Hubei Aerospace Hospital who publicly revealed the number of infected people, saying that the total number of fevers was 100,000. This number echoed the assessment of a doctor and overseas scholars at Xiehe Hospital.

Anonymous experts analyzed that Wuhan pneumonia was diagnosed in three stages. First, it needs to be tested positive by the local hospital. Second, it needs the conclusion of the clinical diagnosis of the expert group. Finally, it must send a sample to the Central Disease Control Center in Beijing. It is positive after the second test. For a diagnosis to be considered, this process takes 3 to 5 days under optimal conditions.

Commentary analysis shows that the above regulations seem very rigorous. "The purpose is to collect the diagnosis and diagnosis right into Beijing." This means that the number of confirmed diagnoses is completely determined by the National Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

According to reports, only after being recognized by the National Center for Disease Control and Prevention of the Communist Party of China will patients be included in the confirmed diagnosis list and receive isolation and free treatment. If the CDC does not approve it, the patient may be a suspected patient until death, and all medical expenses will be borne by themselves.

The comment said that the result was an underestimation of the epidemic data, resulting in a large number of suspected patients who could not be quarantined and treated in time. They ran around the hospitals every day and became a mobile source of infection . The more suspected patients, the more the diagnosis process will be drawn. long.

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Newbie here. How do you guys decide stocks to buy? Where do I start? So far I've only invested in etf's and index funds.

>> No.17007088

>>17007075
>test positive
>hmm we might put you into isolation lets see what HQ thinks
>5 days later
>okay time to do so

China everyone

>> No.17007102
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/smg/ help, please stop me from buying into CGC with the intention to swing it. I think I may buy in not today but tomorrow.

>> No.17007108

>>17007082
Research

>> No.17007112

>>17007102
Very kafkaesque picture

>> No.17007115

>>17007108
>NO, SPOONFEED ME!!!

>> No.17007116

>>17007108
Any sources/reading material I should check out?

>> No.17007125
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>>17007075
Doesn’t matter unless someone important calls them out on it. And no one is likely to do that. I assume the politics of the WHO coming out and saying “Xi’s number are fake and he’s a liar” make it impossible.

Everyone wants the public to stay calm, and as long as it stays relatively contained to China, no one outside really cares how many people in there are sick. And so far, Mose countries have single digit wuflu infections and zero fatalities.

Are you the ironic nu-zerohedge-reader bear?

>>17007112

>> No.17007129

>>17007116
You first need an overview of the market and economy. Then you develop an idea: Like X happens so Y goes up. Then you try to trade around the idea to make money.

That's it simplified. You should read books or something from the best traders like billionaires.

>> No.17007130

any chinese related market worth getting into now? alibaba seem to have dipped quite low.

>> No.17007144

>>17007116
Start with a company you know. Then Google [company name] stock and read the news articles. Reputable sites will give you both upsides and downsides to the stock, and the company's future based on its financial statements. Consider what you know about the sector personally and if you feel it will grow or not. Then forget all that stupid shit, and just put all your money into Sunesis (ticker SNSS).

Good luck

>> No.17007155

>>17007144
Is snss a meme?

>> No.17007156

>>17007125
Yes

It doesn't matter if it gets contained if they lied or not. It's a meaningless thing. The important thing is the divergence in probabilities between public estimation and real absolute chance it creates, even slight.

>> No.17007158

>>17007155
No.

>> No.17007163

>>17007129
Chinese cause some virus to spread > buy Clorox shares > free monies?

For example

>> No.17007167

>>17007155
Sir, it's a very good investment.

>> No.17007184

>>17007163
Yes
Create as many such functions as possible
Then look at relative value of everything in market

You also must know macro factors like what fed does, housing, political factors, trends in industry, etc.

Ideally you want a mental model of what the world looks like in 5 years to help you trade. an example would be where shows fit versus VR experiences in that time.

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>going from 1 day, to 1 month, to 1 year, to 5 years, to all time on the SNSS graph

>> No.17007187

>>17007156
Real absolute chance of what?

>> No.17007193

>>17007167
How many shares do you own?

>> No.17007194

>>17007187
bodies piling up in streets worldwide

>> No.17007236

>>17007194
Like the trajectory the world is on right now could end up that way. It's probably low chance but theres nothing I've seen that indicates it's impossible right now.

It spreads like crazy - it has serious pneumonia results - lots of countries already infected

Assuming some variables are in a surprising range and it could happen. Until what we see diverges from that likelihood it's very real.

It's also very real that it can be contained with modern healthcare capabilities and in someplace USA be easily contained. The question is really what is the probabiliies and how good can you nail them.

Even if "right" you can still look dumb as fuck though.

>> No.17007252

>>17007185
You think this matters?

>> No.17007273

>>17007252
Why does anyone think it's going to go up?

>> No.17007280

Japan sees 1st coronavirus case not linked to travel to China

KYODO NEWS - 24 minutes ago - 18:45
TOKYO - The government on Tuesday confirmed two more cases in Japan of the new coronavirus, including a tour bus driver who has never been to the central Chinese city of Wuhan, where the outbreak of the deadly virus began in a seafood and poultry market.

The findings bring the total number of confirmed infections in Japan to six.

The bus driver in his 60s drove two groups of Chinese tourists from Wuhan earlier this month, Japanese health minister Katsunobu Kato said.

The driver from Nara Prefecture, western Japan, was diagnosed with pneumonia on Saturday and has been hospitalized in the prefecture.

The other case newly confirmed is of a man in his 40s from Wuhan who has been in Japan since Jan. 20. He too has developed pneumonia.

The ministry said it is checking the health condition of people who had contact with the two new patients.
https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2...-to-china.html

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHORRRRRRRRRRRRRT

SHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>> No.17007287

>>17007280
god bless president xi

>> No.17007291

ALERT

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/01/e8f47252a245-urgent-japan-sees-1st-coronavirus-case-not-linked-to-recent-travel-to-china.html

HAPPENING BUNKER

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/01/e8f47252a245-urgent-japan-sees-1st-coronavirus-case-not-linked-to-recent-travel-to-china.html

ALERT

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>>17007252
it reminded me of this meme

>> No.17007299

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/01/e8f47252a245-urgent-japan-sees-1st-coronavirus-case-not-linked-to-recent-travel-to-china.html

ITS FUKCING HAPPENING


BLOOOOOOOOOOOODBATH

>> No.17007309

>>17007291
This corona virus is the worst fud I’ve ever seen! Ever!!!!!

>> No.17007314

The bus driver in his 60s drove two groups of Chinese tourists from Wuhan earlier this month

>> No.17007316

>>17007155
if memes are money

>> No.17007322

super carrier was in Japan earlier this month most likely, tracing that's going to be insane if it's a bus driver

we are heading into deceleration strategy

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>>17007316
Show us how many shares you have

>> No.17007331

>>17007273
Fundamentals, anon. It's not a company you buy on technicals. The 400mg data for Vecabrutinib is just around the corner, there will likely be efficacy in that dosage as the 300mg dosage had near total BTK inhibition. Look at companies like ARQL, APTO, LOXO, to see the kind of value SNSS can get with efficacy.

>> No.17007339

>>17007273
Why not?
400mg data coming.
Short interest massively down which often implies leaking info.
Biotech charts are always a fucking mess.
>>17007293
Fair enough. How far did you zoom out? I have data to up to '05.

>> No.17007340

>>17007329
I don't post snapshots of my account for any reason on here. I have 95k shares at an average of 0.4801

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>> No.17007363

>>17007339
>I have data to up to '05.
same

>> No.17007412

>>17007339
400mg data?

>> No.17007416
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17007416

How fucked am I guys? My boomer brain won't doesn't allow me to sell.

>> No.17007417

>>17007416
won't*

>> No.17007448

>>17007416
I'd sell all my chinese stocks and short them, corona scare will hold weeks imo

>> No.17007453

>>17007416
I feel like BABAs competitors will take this as a chance to fuck with them.

>> No.17007463

I can't help retardation

>> No.17007471

>>17007463
Who are you talking to?

>> No.17007478

>German man infected with coronavirus caught it from a Chinese woman who met with him for work, according to local media, making it Europe's first known case of human-to-human transmission
>https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1222101268509921280
this means that we could see thousands of cases outside of China within the week

>> No.17007492

>>17007448
>>17007416
according to HK university they expect the peak for corona in april

>> No.17007497

>>17007478
also, I doubt the West has the capacity to quarantine 100k people, let alone 60mil to stop the spread, especially with niggers, and muh freedom

>> No.17007501

>>17007412
see >>17007331

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You DID sell all of our stocks yesterday? Right, anon?

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>>17007503
yes i missed this tho

>> No.17007520

Corinavirus is a nothing burger. Enjoy tbe dip, my fellow smgtards

>> No.17007551

>>17007520
We have to wait for another week or so to be sure of that. It is not made clear what the lethality is in healthy people

>> No.17007587

>>17007503
>Our stocks
Bitch get out my house

>> No.17007590

>>17007503
how many stocks for her

>> No.17007829
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The feeling of waking up with a fat index position in heavy profit

>> No.17007856

how do I borrow margin on degiro?

>> No.17007915

>>17007590
Virus just killed her bro....

>> No.17007985

>>17007503
remember honey, i have a big boy account. i'm not about to create taxable events on a whim.

>> No.17008029

>>17007915
f

Yo is anybody enjoying our live meow jump? Market's totally going back to all time highs. Sorry Corona-Chan, today's not your day.

>> No.17008051

>>17008029
not so fast....
someone in China just fucked another bat
new virus incoming in a week or so

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>>17008051
NOOOOOOO..... Can't it wait until 930 for me to close my positions? I'm supposed to get 4 yang at open.

>> No.17008081

>>17008062
I can't believe that you're being this inconsiderate about other cultures on the day after Holocaust remembrance day
very cringe bro
I'm not reporting you to the SEC yet, but you're on thin ice

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I just bought some Microsoft stocks.
Sorry guys, it'll only start to go down from now.

>> No.17008133

>AAL back up to 26.24 premarket
My puts are fucked aren't they

>> No.17008141

Futures sure are green right now

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>>17008081
I meant no disrespect sir.

>> No.17008149

Some of you guys are alright, stay away from galt this year

>> No.17008158

>>17004656
>>17004167
Uhhhh...
Yeah... You shouldnt look at Lake or APT right now

>> No.17008166

https://newswelcome.com/2020/01/28/sunesis-pharmaceuticals-snss-stock-pre-market-halt-pending-aquisition/

Is this good or bad?

>> No.17008175

What just happened to Yang? Fell for no reason

>> No.17008207

>>17007503
> brown eyes
ya , no, brown eyes are pleb tier

>> No.17008209

>>17008175
Bears are fucked

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oh no no no 3M bros we got too cocky

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>>17008175
>Fell for no reason

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>>17008081
>Holocaust remembrance day
lol it's a real thing! and it actually was yesterday

>> No.17008356

>>17008255
And it rose again.

I wonder why people think Chinese companies will be fine. They take one week extra vacation now and a lot of stuff closed. This virus has and will hurt them. No doubts about it.

>> No.17008373

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH AAL WHY IS IT GOING UP
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH AAL WHY IS IT GOING UP
WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH AAL WHY IS IT GOING UP

>> No.17008375

>>17008356
a part of me wishes that the chinks recover from this, and it shows the world the value of fascistic governance

>> No.17008388

>>17008375
If anything it shows what a shithole China still is. They do not believe in soap, but eating bat feet for athleticism is fine

>> No.17008394

>>17008388
that's more of a racial issue rather than a political issue

>> No.17008403

>>17008388
If you eat the bat soup you get special powers like Bat Man.

>> No.17008417

>>17008403
if that was true I would have chicken noodle or french onion powers by now
I wonder what Chinese medicine says about eating human soup...

>> No.17008427

>>17008394
The Chinese gouvernment supports it though. This dumb shit keeps the people in line, saves on hospital costs and kills the weak and old. Win-Win for the party.

>> No.17008433

What y'all think about SALT, bought on a whim yesterday

>> No.17008436

>>17008417
>I wonder what Chinese medicine says about eating human soup...

You don't know about fetus soup?

>> No.17008444

>>17008436
I thought we were supposed to pretend that fetuses were not human
it's the law

>> No.17008446

>>17008427
I never said the CCP was a humanistic institution.

>> No.17008458

New

>>17008452
>>17008452
>>17008452
>>17008452
>>17008452

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>>17004330
>he sold

>> No.17008494

>>17004776
redpill me on ONTX

>> No.17008519

>>17008158
I’m looking, what seems to be the problem?

>> No.17008611

What u guys think of cfrx ?

>> No.17008766

Did I miss the luckin coffee bottom? Should I buy now or wait?

>> No.17008779

>>17004130
ETFs keep outperforming me. Should I just buy a bunch of tech ETFs and call it a day?

>> No.17008945

>>17007478
Farm the rice, pay the rice

>> No.17009308

>>17007416
Hey dutchbro. Where do i start in the netherlands? I was thinking about a binck account

>> No.17009448

>>17004162
The dilemma for young people is, how do you guarantee a bunch of Hicks in Texas their life-long job security pumping oil while everybody continues to pollute the atmosphere while competing with immigrants and trying to approve a home thats proceed 300% higher than previous generations while making less soon average than the worker in 1978

The Republican strategy is simple, drive them from battleground states, demoralize them so they won't vote.

>> No.17010561

>>17005421
Chemical Lab Tech. This is for moonshots. Turned 2,350 into 3,500 in two years, the first of which I crabbed and had no idea what I was doing.

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Now is the time to panic, fools. I hope you bulltards get destroyed.