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>Country on the brink of collapse
>the state will have implemented land expropriation without compensation soon
>inflation will shoot up the roof
>just a zoomer with $200
>what do?

I'm completely dependent on my commie parents and can't really do anything to save myself. What do? Before it's too late frens PLEASE HELP. MY COUNTRY IS TURNING INTO ZIMBABWE

>> No.17000078
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>>16999980
>200
Get a gun, find some way to leave, I am not advocating breaking laws, but it would be a shame if you overstayed a visa by accident. Change your currency to some other money so inflation will not affect you. This is really sad, how safe are you? How do you survive in South africa are you scared every day? Also /biz/ is a slow board ask /pol/ what to do. But yeah it'd be a shame if you overstayed your visa for a really really long time. The most important thing for you is to think about the future and act accordingly.

>> No.17000098

>>16999980
What's the worry? You are all soon going to be trillionaires

>> No.17000116

>>16999980
USA?

>> No.17000137

>>16999980
Also make a gofund me and spam it and make it look as heartfelt as possible. People will probably donate to you. Are you still there?

>> No.17000176
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>>17000078
The legal age to own a gun here is 21.I'm only 19. I live in a metropolitan area so when civil war breaks out I'm done for.There is a foreign exchange centre near me. I'll go there to switch currencies. Which one should I choose?

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17000181

>>16999980
>Only has $200 in his bank account
>Worried about land expropriation

>> No.17000201

>>17000181
I'm worried about the inflation that will ensue from it anon

>> No.17000207

>>16999980
Ask pol like the other anon suggested.

>> No.17000209

>>17000176
>I'll go there to switch currencies. Which one should I choose?
us dollars obviously

>> No.17000229

>>17000207
I just remembered I got IP banned from pol. It's not looking too good fellas

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>>17000176
Ask your parents to get one this is likely life or death. No clue what one to exchange it to I think you could buy gold too. If your parents have more money tell them to exchange some too. What do you mean your parents are commies. Are you okay friend? I have no clue how you can ever be calm in Africa, I don't know if you can trusts banks too will the government not take that too? Make a thread on /pol/ it is a lot faster.

>> No.17000243

>>17000229
>>17000229
Do you mean you can't make a thread? I'll make it for you. Can you post in it?

>> No.17000249

>>17000176
I'm pretty sure exchanging money will stop inflation from affecting your money just google to make sure.

>> No.17000252

>>16999980
download Centbee and start using BSV

>> No.17000265

>>16999980
is it really that fucked?

>> No.17000300

>>17000236
They support the legislation being passed on the land, which makes them commies. This legislation also gives the state authority to seize money in bank accounts too. I can't make a thread on pol because >>17000229

>> No.17000314

>>17000243
Yes absolutely. Thanks for this fren!

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>>17000300
Why would they support it? Do they have white guilt? Maybe have cash in hand then. Is 200$ a lot in africa? Do you want me to make you a thread?

>> No.17000339

>>17000252
Don't know anything about trading. For all I know biz has a track record of memeing crypto

>> No.17000342

>>17000314
Do you want me to us the op in the top?

>> No.17000360

>>17000339
I don't use crypto but the benefit is no one can really seize it iirc and you don't have to carry it anywhere on you. Not sure how and what you can buy with it. Bitcoin the og one seems stable enough if you check the price you can see just google the price it can be erratic but an option.

>> No.17000362

>>17000336
They're white liberals. And please, a thread would be most helpful

>> No.17000375

>>17000342
copy it please

>> No.17000389

>>17000360
I'll check it out

>> No.17000407

>>17000336
$200 is food for the month here

>> No.17000413 [DELETED] 

>>17000389
I made the thread
>>>/pol/241171277

>> No.17000444

>>17000413
Can you bump it? Its a fast board. If It gets no replies I can make another one. Do your parents not know what this means for them?

>> No.17000451

>>17000413
Thanks for this anon. I really appreciate this

>> No.17000479

>>17000362
>They're white liberals.
Cool.We don’t need more whiny right-wingers in South Africa.Thought most of them left for Australia in the early 1990’s?

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17000499

Get the cheapest ryanair-type budget flight out of the country to Europe or America (if 200 can cover that far), and claim asylum the second you step off the plane. It might be unlikely they grant it due to you being white, but your argument in support of your asylum claim about the situation in South Africa could catch conservative media attention, and maybe raise awareness for your fellow white bros in SA and their plight. You can at the very least raise a big stink that forces more people to see what is really going on there, and denying asylum and deporting is a long process so at the very least you can malinger in the immigratiom system for a year or two. Good luck bro.

>> No.17000597

>>16999980
Well, what countries are you looking to head towards? Can you get more money?

>> No.17000632

>>16999980
Sorry anon.Can’t find anything on the news about South Africa collapsing.Just news of the England cricket tour,Love Island being filmed in South Africa and Tim Tebow’s wedding.Doesn’t sound like a country in distress to me.You sure you’re no larping?

>> No.17000661

>>16999980
Afrikaners should been given asylum in the Netherlands

>> No.17000688

>>16999980
lmao why are your parents retarded? Do they have a fetish for being burned alive or having their head smashed in with a rock?

>> No.17000710

>>17000499
I read they wont grant it if you come by plane for some reason. He would be better off to just get a visa and overstay it

>> No.17000791

>>17000451
Are you white?

>> No.17000910

>>16999980
Stop being such a loser and get yourself a job.

>> No.17000936

>>17000910
there are no jobs retard, 66.6% has to be Black due to Black Empowerment...kek, unemployement rate at something stupid like 45%

https://mybroadband.co.za/news/business/335838-bad-news-for-south-african-it-professionals.html

>> No.17001061

>>17000936
Then you should get yourself on a boat to Europe like the rest of those African ‘refugees’.Just be sure to pack life vest.

>> No.17001074

>>16999980
Post wallet address and hand to prove you’re white and I’ll send you $100 if you’ll actually leave your shithole country

>> No.17001081

>>17001061
I left ages ago, sold top 6 years ago, saw this shit a mile away, now OP anon is fucked...

>> No.17001134

>>17001074 I'm the op of the other thread, the south african anon is blocked from making threads so I made him one. I think this post is him. He hasn't responded in a while maybe he left?
>>>/pol/241175257

>> No.17001144

>>17000098
Kek
stupid niggers don't understand economics

>> No.17001159

>>17000176
try applying for scholarship in a foreign country and pray a rosary you don't get beheaded before september

>> No.17001181

>>17000176
Are any other currencies accepted in your country day-to-day? If there’s hyper inflation, what currency will people likely fall back on? Almost certainly usd or euro, but i dont live in SA.

>> No.17002101

>>16999980
Rip SA Anon, kaffirs got him

>> No.17002109

>>16999980
So there are 52 million black south africans and 4 million white south africans. Fun mix