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16996302 No.16996302 [Reply] [Original]

how do i make money from get virus

>> No.16996306

lolled

>> No.16996332

>>16996302
nice variation on a classic OP.
>quit job
>move possessions to a friend's house (don't pay for storage)
>sell off everything else
>display symptoms
>be taken by men in hazmat suites
>live rent free, in isolation for a few weeks.
>Meals and checkups for free
Of course for all I know not being a burger they back-charge you for that shit over there and you have to tip your doctor.

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16996335

>>16996302
threaten to spread virus intentionally if not paid x amount of money to go into a voluntary quarantined

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16996379

use pngquant

>> No.16996458

Get virus, offer to poz people's holes. And you will at least get the niche bug chaser markets.