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16994817 No.16994817 [Reply] [Original]

Starting tomorrow I will:
>no longer come to /biz/
>sell all my crypto and invest in index funds
>quit coffee and switch to tea
>stopping fapping
>read everyday

Gonna miss you guys

>> No.16994827

>>16994817
never gonna make it

>> No.16994833

>>16994817
>selling right before the 2020 bullrun
jesus /biz/

>> No.16994835

see you tomorrow, buddy

>> No.16994840

>>16994817
>stop fapping

Wanna know how we can tell you’re insufferably right-wing and insecure? That nonsense. Men and women have fapped since the beginning of human history.

>> No.16994859

>>16994840
The whole point is not to watch porn. Fapping itself is normal.

>> No.16994861

>>16994817
Good luck anon

>> No.16994862

>>16994840
very prejudiced of you
i'm literally hitler and fap every day

>> No.16994866

>>16994817
Stoncks money will come to invest in crypto soon.

>> No.16994867

>>16994840
>Wanna know how we can tell you’re insufferably right-wing and insecure?

I'm an exiled liberal because of the whole SJW/wokeness bullshit, but I wouldn't call myself right wing.

>> No.16994887

>>16994817
>>no longer come to /biz/
Good idea. I will stop too
>>sell all my crypto and invest in index funds
not going to do this
>>quit coffee and switch to tea
not going to do this
>>stopping fapping
good idea. I'll stop too
>>read everyday
good idea. I'll try to do this too

thanks for the inspiration, OP

>> No.16994888

>>16994840
This is not true; coomer; but whatever lie you have to tell yourself cooking in your hand is fine I guess

>> No.16994936

>>16994817
Good luck with the market crash

>> No.16994944

>>16994817
Buying index funds is gay and for retards who are to stupid to do their own due diligence

>> No.16994946

>>16994936
what do you mean? He said he's selling his crypto and buying real investments

>> No.16994964

>>16994817
Starting tomorrow I will:
>no longer come to /biz/
>continue drinking tea
>stop fapping
>read everyday

Gonna miss you guys
.

>> No.16994996

>>16994817
See you tomorrow lol

>> No.16995006
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16995006

>>16994817
dont kys when you could have been the next 1%

>> No.16995019

Starting tomorrow I will:
>visit /biz/ at least once an hour
>invest in one new shitcoin (possibly Kleros)
>start putting a shot of whiskey in my coffees
>subscribe to a Brazzers paid plan
>Download TikTok app

>> No.16995181

>>16994840
>t. best goy

>> No.16995199

>>16994817
Literally before the bullrun.

>> No.16995246

>>16994817
>Starting tomorrow

>> No.16995577

ill see you next week.

>> No.16995590

>sell crypto

No one has ever gotten their money out without being ripped off