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Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:47:41 2020 No.16977078 [Reply] [Original]

Not even joking,

If you have ANY significant savings, dump it into lobster and crayfish.

It is a PREMIUM export that has only ever stayed stable in prices and shares and even improved, START BUYING !!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:49:53 2020 No.16977088 File: 111 KB, 1024x646, THEBIGLOB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK GET IN LOBSTER WHILE YOU CAN BRO'S ITS GONNA MOON!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:52:35 2020 No.16977095 Are you actually telling me to sell my LINK for fucking lobster like that one idiot in Tonegawa: Middle Management Blues?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:56:52 2020 No.16977119 >>16977095 what the fuck are you talking about retard, lobster is the ultimate market more secure than gold bro trust me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:57:16 2020 No.16977123 >>16977078 Can I breed lobsters in my shower corner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:57:39 2020 No.16977125 >>16977095 Ebi roll

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 04:58:19 2020 No.16977130 >>16977123 Yeah, everyone does that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:00:15 2020 No.16977148 >>16977130 doubt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:01:38 2020 No.16977157 File: 74 KB, 253x500, 1576165024670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977078 So chinks are the reason everything's so damn expensive? >>16977095 >tfw some tasty red sea cockroach is worth more than linkies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:03:47 2020 No.16977167 >>16977095 Honestly, WISH I was joking. See this shit, its constantly at a premium and will never get lower than this. This is a ONCE in a lifetime chance, if you HAVE savings, if you GOT the extra income, DO IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:05:25 2020 No.16977177 File: 17 KB, 300x300, 484844846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:05:35 2020 No.16977178 File: 11 KB, 260x384, 658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977078 where do you even buy lobster options

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:06:58 2020 No.16977186 File: 154 KB, 680x907, 0143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977178 At the fish market

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:08:50 2020 No.16977195 File: 108 KB, 380x349, 25-vuotias suurten ikäluokkien edustaja.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977177 Based and checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:08:59 2020 No.16977197 File: 1.59 MB, 1325x1751, 1476753134343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977177

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:09:38 2020 No.16977203 >>16977078 How can you long lobster triplefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:11:05 2020 No.16977208 File: 655 KB, 610x611, Strong Crab Market.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:22:30 2020 No.16977285 File: 1.66 MB, 1439x1858, Capture+_2020-01-22-17-43-20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977078 I cant find anything on Google about large companies that export Lobster on the NYSE... What are they hiding from us?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 05:37:13 2020 No.16977363 >>16977078 How to long lobster?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:14:38 2020 No.16977566 >>16977285 storm wall street to find out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:15:02 2020 No.16977568 Bros, Just bought 10k USD worth of Shares from my local lobster fishery, im so fucking hype im unironically a made man once Coronavirus blows over

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:26:30 2020 No.16977621 If supply dries up, shouldn't the price explode rather than plummet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:29:40 2020 No.16977636 >>16977363 Long redlobster, obviously

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:35:39 2020 No.16977659 https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/lobster-market-research-2019-business-opportunity-global-trend-future-growth-key-findings-and-forecast-to-2022-2019-07-15

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:38:11 2020 No.16977672 File: 293 KB, 962x722, 0361-Q15-Salmon-Index-page-Banner_Tower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977659 Wtf why aren't we trading the salmon index bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:39:13 2020 No.16977674 >>16977568 hook me up bro, i NEED it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:53:23 2020 No.16977734 Boston Lobster Clearwater Seafoods East Coast Seafood Group Supreme Lobster Tangier Lobster

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:57:26 2020 No.16977761 >>16977167 How do I invest in em? I need me that guarranteed x105

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 06:59:11 2020 No.16977767 >>16977078 > export freeze > price plummets shouldn't it go up due to delivery shortage?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 07:03:29 2020 No.16977794 >>16977767 Its frozen, not dimished in value. however shares and stocks will be in shock and theyll go cheap, buy now while theyre at their lowest and you are fucking GOLDEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 07:59:59 2020 No.16978091 File: 324 KB, 1200x1600, IMG-20191227-WA0018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977078 This is it, long past the /biz shrimp farms we all gonna jump into lobster farming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:24:19 2020 No.16978215 >>16978091 christ you people eat worse than the chinese

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:27:13 2020 No.16978233 >>16977078 where do you guys store your lobsters for long-term hold?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:29:07 2020 No.16978245 Im all in shrimps baby, u nigga be 100x i be 1000x

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:33:22 2020 No.16978274 >>16978233 Cold storage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:38:03 2020 No.16978295 Hitler was right

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:40:02 2020 No.16978309 >>16978233 just don't kill them, a lobster lives forever

>>	The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 Sat Jan 25 08:41:58 2020 No.16978321 >>16978309 Can you really keep them in a tank forever though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:42:34 2020 No.16978327 >>16977078 >>16978245 >Eating aliens

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:43:42 2020 No.16978336 Jordan Peterson

>>	Fren Sat Jan 25 08:43:48 2020 No.16978337 >>16978321 Yes, they are pretty much immortal, if they don't get killed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:55:27 2020 No.16978409 >>16977621 The supply is very high because noone bought it for the chinese new year. Buy the cheap lobster now because very soon the demand will be back up again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:58:17 2020 No.16978420 >>16978274 Like Trezor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 08:59:28 2020 No.16978429 what's the most efficient way to get leveraged lobster exposure FAST. I don't wanna actually have to touch a fish btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 09:02:37 2020 No.16978443 >>16978429 Charity drives, community events. Lobsters you write off youll make back hundred fold. Contact event managers and offer to sponsor to provide chefs with the materials, the higher class the event the better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 09:17:22 2020 No.16978521 just pumped my life savings into lobster futures. im finally going to make it bros holy shit this is like buying bitcoin for a dollar!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 09:25:09 2020 No.16978562 >>16977078 i would eat some $0 lobster

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 09:40:33 2020 No.16978629 File: 25 KB, 295x385, 39820E40-731D-460C-847E-DB513C1377BD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >selling lobbies 250gp ea

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 09:54:21 2020 No.16978711 I want to invest but there are no publicly traded lobster corps or seafood futures. :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 09:56:38 2020 No.16978725 >>16977568 How did you manage to do that on a Saturday?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:22:19 2020 No.16978835 >>16978233 Write down the private key

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:27:03 2020 No.16978868

Im a savy investor, and whant to ride the lobster rocket, but cant find a publically traded seafood. Please can someone please create a credit swapped, hedge fund, that trades prosisory note stocks of lobster, and sea urchins? I want all in. Please take my money

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:48:31 2020 No.16978989 >>16977078 This is now a lobster farming forum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:48:48 2020 No.16978991 WHERE DO I DO THIS I WANT TO BUY LOBSTERS PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 10:50:46 2020 No.16978999 Is Lobsterium going to moon harder than Shrimpcoin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 12:18:44 2020 No.16979515 >>16978991 Yes please, someone give directions. Are there lobster stocks I can buy? Surely there must be aquafarming companies that produce lobster but they're probably diversified with clams and fish also...

Anonymous Sat Jan 25 12:33:11 2020 No.16979600
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>>16977734
>Boston Lobster
doesn't exist
>Clearwater Seafoods
Up by 1.6%
>Eastcoast seafood group
doesn't exist
>Tangier Lobster
doesn't exist
>Supreme Lobster
doesn't exist
Gee, thanks for pointing out all these privately owned companies you can't even invest in...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:27:20 2020 No.16980039 File: 34 KB, 590x550, 1578668554140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw when I can no longer buy a stack of lobster cause I got all my money on chainlink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:31:01 2020 No.16980069 >>16977130 Fresh waffle-stomped lobster is the best anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:35:16 2020 No.16980093 File: 36 KB, 500x548, panty-sniffing-pepe-21954145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16977078 Something very fishy about this thread..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 13:36:39 2020 No.16980110 >>16977078 You fooled me once with shrimp and then again with freight brokering. No more.

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