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16962067 No.16962067 [Reply] [Original]

I have many multiples of $10k in my account. I want to prepare for the apocalypse by stockpiling some hard currency, ideally in small bills.

Can I just go to my bank and demand $10k in singles?

>> No.16962079

probably. or you might have to place an order online.

>> No.16962084

>>16962067
>stock piling physical fiat
>$1 bills
Welcome to /biz/ feel free to lurk more before posting

>> No.16962113

>>16962084
Bitch fuck you if you think I don’t already have my 21 BTC in geographically dispersed physical cold storage.

>>16962079
Thank you. Do you think I’ll have to bring my own suitcase or will they give me a bag with a big dollar bill sign on it?

>> No.16962252
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16962252

God dammit biz, I’m honestly trying to make a high-effort post here and you’re dropping me into the goddamn archive because I didn’t post a brapper? Fuck you! I don’t wage all day to be treated this way by you mongoloid NEETS!

>> No.16962267

>>16962113
>my 21 BTC in geographically dispersed physical cold storage
Sure you do. Tone it down next time and you may be believed.

>> No.16962283

>>16962113
id bring one of those cute little louis vuitton backpacks that girls wear? fuck thatd be so funny

>> No.16962288

>>16962267
Wanna know how I’m gonna turn $10k in small bills into another 21 BTC?

>> No.16962295

Yes, OP. But they'll report you to the feds at $10k so pull just less than that. I would advise taking it in nickles though.

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16962309

>>16962252
>he reads anything on /biz/ and doesn't just come here for brappers

>> No.16962315

>>16962283
>>16962295
Both solid advice, thanks bros, you’re gonna make it