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What the fuck is this retardation

>> No.16961551

New paradigm

>> No.16961582

>>16961534
euphoria

>> No.16961595

short squeeze of the ages

>> No.16961605

it's the parabolic top. I'd expect this to move between $750-$1000 in a short period of time then crash back down....but what do I know.

>> No.16961612

Tesla long time sirs?

>> No.16961615

>>16961534
Something that wasn‘t, is

>> No.16961621

>>16961534
Idiots think it’s a special tech company and so you can value it without regard to fundamentals. Can’t wait for the dump

>> No.16961635

Its called Seething Bears Stay Mad and Crymoar

>> No.16961884

>>16961534
At what price to I short this?

>> No.16961939

>>16961551
Lol nah, we are still at the enthusiasm part, there still a fair amount of money to be made with this puppy.

>> No.16961947

>>16961605
this is correct

>> No.16962553
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>>16961534
Stonks

>> No.16962557

>>16961534
That is called potential Chinese market share.

>> No.16962570

>>16961534
Tesla is performing better than bsv even wow

>> No.16962776

>>16961595

this. imagine all the money that (((they))) have made in their rigged casino while so many journalists in financial media have called in overpriced and about to collapse

>> No.16962860

>>16961534
Normal sustainable growth

>> No.16962896

Central bank money printing

>> No.16963086

Im gonna be rich lmao,
im so good at picking stocks
I am based, its probably my genes

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post yfw elon musk accomplishes nothing and goes down as one of the great laughingstocks of the 21st century after the bubble pops and the Great Depression II renders his efforts moot

>> No.16963134

the time to short it is now, i suggest you do so. Cap this if you like

>> No.16963525

shorts

>> No.16963544

Literally someone really big had puke all he had on shorts, this will literaly make tesla even stronger

>> No.16963622

>>16961534

Looks like organic growth based purely on company fundamentals to me.

>> No.16963978

>>16961615
More accurate than you know. Or do you know?

>> No.16963987

>>16963103
He's already accomplished more than anyone. Literally anyone.

>> No.16964008

NFLX short squeeze lasted a few days, this one could continue until next week. I'm tempted to by call options but the IV pricing is insane right now

>> No.16964038

But seriously, I was thinking the same thing... At what point do we load up on put options? It has a larger market cap than Volkswagen and GM...4x Ford and they sell less than 50k vehicles per year... Look at the accounting and fantom accounts payable, Tesla is so obviously cooking the books it's sickening

>> No.16964331

>>16963622
nothing is organic growth when the federal reserve is pumping up the stock market

>> No.16964340

>>16961534
I sold at 360 after making 100% in a few months. Jokes on me.

>> No.16964397

tesla build revolutionary EV cars with no competition and ICE cars are dying out. Market leader in self driving, battery tech and solar energy. tesla will be one of the worlds highest marketcap companies in a few years. Tesla bears forever cucked

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>>16961534
healthy stock appreciation

>> No.16964679

>>16964038
They have a secret government contract, relax, enjoy the ride, and enjoy the tech when it's released

>> No.16964686

>>16961595
Teslabobos constantly get rekt by based Elon lol

>> No.16965130

>>16964340
I did the same, i didn’t realize it would start trading like a coin.

>> No.16966183

>>16961534
>>16961582
>>16964686
>>16965130
Still worth buying 10 day options for TSLA? Can it pump though earnings?

>> No.16966204

>>16961534
The cult of Elon + social media shills + short squeeze. H-how could anyone lose money buying this high? F-free money

>> No.16966522

>>16961534
black tuesday 2.0

>> No.16966562

I keep saying it but none of you fucktard disbelievers and bears listen. Look at the move in 2013, then look at the ongoing move. Go back and forth. Take out your measuring sticks, fib retracements, and educate yourself on the cyclic nature of group behavior and psychology.

Then do some fundamental research. Pay attention to the story. The narrative. The marketing.

Tesla is going to 777 by Feb, $1000 before EOY. And $6k by end of decade.

This move is so obvious, not even I believed it would play out this way. It is going far higher than anyone expects and can't be stopped. Every short that piles in adds fuel to the fire.

>> No.16966638

>>16966562
Seconded. This time it's different.

>> No.16966678

>>16961534
Runs at a loss, no profit.
This is a massive PnD.

>> No.16966710

>>16966562
by the end of the decade economic collapse will be setting in and TSLA will be thought of as a rich mans pipe dream to fuck Earth and leave instead of saving it.

>> No.16966741

>>16966678
thats because its in a expansion phase just like Amazon was.

>> No.16966851

>>16961534
titanium support at 350

>> No.16966894

>>16966562
>And $6k by end of decade.
so end of 2020?

>> No.16966918

>>16961534

probably due to Trump's comments at Davos, comparing him to Edison (lol)

>> No.16966969

>>16961534
Tesla's biggest competitors are lagging behind tremendously, and they keep shooting themselves in the foot with their shit-tier managerial profiteering policies.

Pic related is (after Tesla) the biggest EV charging network in Europe, a collab between some of Europe's biggest car manufacturers, and they just raised their prices to way above diesel/gasoline prices.

>> No.16966975

>>16961534
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fq_0EL6wnB0

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>>16966969
forgot pic

The basic gist is that major car manufacturers keep trying to do things the "old" way, mostly playing it safe and killing any spark of innovation with committee-tier decision making.
And Tesla is pummeling them into oblivion because there's one guy with a vision running things.

>> No.16967001

That's nothing.
Check AMD stock, it looks worse than Bitcoin at ~20k and it is still climbing up somehow.

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>>16961534
I bought some Tesla last year at 200 bucks, aww yiss.

Wish I had Microsoft stock as well.

>> No.16967038

>>16967001
>and it is still climbing up somehow.

>He doesn't know

Here is why amd is climbing anon

1_They have a massive advantage to intel on chips nanometers.

2_RandomX monero mining is devouring top amd cpus like there is no tomorrow in fact it's nearly impossible to get a 3900x or 3950x cpu due to monero miners.

So amd is literally being pumped by crypto.

>> No.16967391

>>16962553
underrated

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>>16966894
Kill (You)rself

>> No.16967546

Bears are completely ignoring the existence of Tesla Energy. PV is the future of renewable energy, and is even fudded by IEA and IPCC, even though it has the best growth potential.

>> No.16967637

>>16961551
Unironically yes. It's clear Tesla is now profitable, has the technology advantage and has it's CAPEX spendings in check. Also the EV market is now 2% so the long term growth potential is unironically 50000% just on selling cars alone.

>> No.16967646

>>16966997
Ionity is already not expensive than Gas. it's DOA.

>> No.16967671

>>16967646
>Ionity is already not expensive than Gas
You mean "more expensive", right?

>it's DOA.
Sure is.

>> No.16968222

>>16966562
> And $6k by end of decade.
Fucking kek, yeah sure fat chance. Though it would be funny to see TSLA become the shitcoin of stonks.

>> No.16968354

>>16966741
Founded in 2003
>17 years later
>still in expansion phase like amazon
Topkek

>> No.16968461

>>16961605
It will move between 9000-10000 and then crash back down to 5000

>> No.16968518

Same post about bsv in a few years

>> No.16969377

Bought at 370 thank u based Elon

Fucking grimes every day will only make him stronger as well

>> No.16969635

Idgi really revenue is set to only go up 10% YOY in 2019 vs 100% in 2018. Demand in the auto industry at a macro level is down. Auto sales are down in China, so not sure whether their sales in that country will even make up for declining sales here.

Basically the total number of people willing to spend 50k on an EV that takes 1.25 hours to charge have all bought a Tesla. They're gonna have to start tapping into new demographics which is why they introduced the truck. Current truck owners would never buy, so it would have to appeal to nu-millenial males looking to impress people. Idk how large of a market share that is. With oil at $60 a gallon I just don't see EVs taking off, unless governments here start taxing the shit out of gas like in Europe it just doesn't really make any sense to economically buy one.

>> No.16969704

>>16961534
Cybertruck effect

>> No.16969705

>>16961534
Sold 5 @ $497
Sold 2 @ $550

Hopefully I don’t turn out to be retarded