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Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:06:05 2020 No.16939444 [Reply] [Original]

This is a job description I just found. I'm tempted to reply saying I know all of this just to see what they say.

What You Need For This Position

You should have expert knowledge of:
C
C++
Java
Javascript
Python
Erlang
SCALA
C#
Go
PHP
Languages
Open Source
Platforms
Opensource
Technologies
GIT
Bitbucket
Linux
Windows

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:07:21 2020 No.16939464 >>16939444 How many years experience and what level of degree?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:07:41 2020 No.16939467 Just be an expert at everything, bro!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:08:09 2020 No.16939473 File: 7 KB, 259x194, snnniiiiiffffffff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939444 Checked and sniffed, didn't read

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:08:24 2020 No.16939479
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>>16939444
Just imagine sitting by the fire with her on a nice cold winter night. You'd be cuddled up under a nice warm blanket with the heat from the fire flowing onto you. The best part though would be the nice girl shit wine you sip out of your glasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:08:30 2020 No.16939482 >>16939444 Wish I could freeze her massive logs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:25:17 2020 No.16939697 >>16939444 One of the best pornstars ever. I would fuck her raw even after all the loads she has taken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:28:09 2020 No.16939739 >>16939444 every pajeet puts all that shit on their cv so you're under-selling yourself if you don't. it'll get you an interview and then they'll use that process to figure out what you actually know >>16939479 very based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:03:25 2020 No.16940044 File: 22 KB, 265x259, 1564812513555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939444 I would answer to thats chick job description too, if you know what i mean ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:13:38 2020 No.16940125 >>16939444 Just write back that you can use microsoft word and send email. You'll be gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:42:17 2020 No.16940373 Braaaaap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:43:23 2020 No.16940383 What’s with biz and prosthetic asses? It’s not a good look.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:45:42 2020 No.16940408 >>16940383 Low test bud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:49:26 2020 No.16940453 >>16940044 I don't understand. Please explain like I'm 5.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:49:54 2020 No.16940459 >>16940383 I’m just a penis with a brain. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 18:06:55 2020 No.16940647 >>16939444 Thats literally entry level lol. If you don't know all that, just give up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 18:12:16 2020 No.16940690 >>16939479 You're my favorite poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 20:21:43 2020 No.16941854 >>16939479 the poster that saved /biz/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 20:31:35 2020 No.16941953 File: 34 KB, 657x527, yoy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939444 the fuck you looking at dumb bitch

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