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16931656 No.16931656 [Reply] [Original]

>first team meeting at your new job
>all the other new employees form a line
>"C'mon Anon, you're up first!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvpTNWeSuFI

ROLL CALL
SHABOOYAH
YAH YAH
SHABOOYAH
ROLL CALL

>> No.16931707
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>>16931656

What is going on with wagies

>> No.16931739

>>16931656
SHABOOYAH
YAH YAH
SHABOOYAH
ROLL CALL
My name is OP
YAH
I am so gay
YAH
Everyone hates me
YAH
Cause I'm a faggot
ROLL CALL

>> No.16931756
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16931756

>Let's go around the table and share what we did over the weekend
I thought this shit only existed in middle schools and liberal arts colleges

>> No.16931784

SHABOOYAH!

>> No.16932095

YAH! YAH!

>> No.16932116
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One interesting fact about me is I don't like these exercises

>> No.16932152

>>16931656
> Be in this situation
> In conference room with 10 people I just met
> With a speaker in the center of the table with 20+ other people I've never met
> So anon we have a test for you haha
> You get 1 super power
> And your an animal
> What's your combo?
> Invisible tiger
> Senior manager never met on speaker loses his shit
> A week later he promoted me from a co-supervisor to full supervisor
I don't quite understand what was so epic about it, but invisible tiger worked out nicely.

>> No.16932155

SHABOOYAH!

>> No.16932164

>>16932152
So this is the power of normie humor?

>> No.16932177

>>16931656
you just know this was a woman's idea

>> No.16932189

>>16932152
i dont get it

>> No.16932238

>>16932164
Apparently, I don't get it either but he was dying on the phone and said something along the line of
> Hahahaha you guys better watch out for that invisible tiger over there
It's surreal working where I work.

>> No.16932249
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my name is apu
(YEAH!)
nice to meet you
(YEAH!)
i did a pee pee
(YEAH!)
and a poo poo
(YEAH!)

ROLL CALL
SHABOOYAH
YAH YAH
SHABOOYAH
ROLL CALL

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16932282

>>16932152
>>16932238

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ROLL CALL
SHIMONA
HEE HEE PEE PEE POO POO
SHIMONA
ROLL CALL

>> No.16932296

>>16932282
Holy shit that picture basically sums it up too.