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No, I DONT want to go get drinks with you after work, not today, not ever. No, I DONT care what you did this weekend. No, I DONT give a fuck what show you’re watching right now.

Fuck your “drinks”, fuck your all your gay little “restaurants”, fuck your “shows”, and fuck you. God I hate normalfaggots with a passion.

>> No.16931317
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Doesn't sound like you fit the company culture. You're not even a good teammate let alone a tribe member (Which is what we want)

>> No.16931320
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>>16931304

>DRINKS? WANT TO GO FOR DRINKS LATER?

>> No.16931327

>>16931304
Anon, your supervisor would like to have a chat with you.

>> No.16931366

>>16931304
in all the years i wageslaved at various jobs i always kept my work and personal life seperate. whenever i was invited to do something outside of work i just told them that i had to do something else. after a while they got the message.

>> No.16931374
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>>16931304
Just ignore them until they feel awkward interacting with you

>> No.16931379

>>16931304
you'll be the first to be laid off

>> No.16931412

>>16931304
I know that feel. My coworkers talk about the same shit everyday.

>tv shows
>movies
>new car and problems with new car
>sports
>vacation
>video games
>concerts

>> No.16931449

Not many people want to go out for drinks after work even on company "conferences" where you're just flown somewhere to get drunk in a different state, but sometimes a handful will want to go. Sometimes I go with them and sometimes I don't. It's usually a good time. You don't have to be their best friend, but going out once or twice a year for a few hours lets them know you are capable of basic social interaction and not going to shoot up the office.

You guys are retarded and judging from what I've seen here over the years either work in fast food or some LBTQ worshiping cuckshed in IT so I guess I understand why such a normal and painless event is such a hardship for most of you.

>> No.16931495

>>16931412
why dont you try leading the conversation if you have something else you want to talk about. Hell maybe you'd even realize there are people with similar outlooks and interests and you can make a friend or two and not be a miserable bag of shit at work all the time

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>>16931304
based wagecuck

>> No.16931534

>>16931374
>>16931374
I did this and now I'm basically a ghost. Now I come in to work late and leave early and no one notices or cares enough to say anything to me, I guess this what I wanted.

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>>16931304
we're looking for a team player

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There's a two-faced bitch that sits across from me.

I complained to our department chair that she's been charging unapproved overtime every week for no reason. I got a nice reaction out of him, because we've been going over budge on projects she's touched and he couldn't figure out why. (Probably because she sucks one of our project manager's dicks)

>> No.16931623

>>16931304
https://images.kw.com/docs/2/1/2/212345/1285134779158_htwfaip.pdf

Please read this, either online or a book copy. How to win friends and influence people', or how not to be an insufferable aspie.

>> No.16931650

>>16931623
Fuck Dale Carnegie and fuck you nigger.
My free time has infinite value, and wagecucking has robbed us of our peak in life.
I'm on the path to financial independence that will eventually free me from these insufferable pieces of trash.

>> No.16931686
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>>16931623

>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST NOT BE INTERESTED IN “WINNING” FRIENDS AND TRYING TO INFLUENCE PEOPLE!!!

>> No.16931759

Same bro. My normie brother keeps giving me a hard time because I don't want to hang out with people I have nothing in common with. Even worse is he's studying psychology and probably thinks I'm mentally ill because I don't feel any need to have normie friends.

>> No.16931805

>>16931650
shit dude, just read it and hide your sociopathy. If Carnegie doesn't work read The Prince and Discourses on Livy by Machiavelli. You're not on a deserted island, you need to learn how to deal with people. Once you get your stack up and can live of the dividends then go Omega.

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>spend 9 hours in small office with bunch of liberal faggots
>hey anon we're all going to happy hour after work, you're coming riiight??

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>>16931759
just tell him you have e-bros on a site called biz and we poast frogs and bears and screaming pink heads.

>> No.16931834

>>16931805
I have 0 interest in any form of social or career progression. My skills and experience allow me to walk off any job and still maintain six figure income if I so choose to freelance.
The job simply exists so the employer can give me all the government subsidized benefits that a corporation is entitled to; and eliminates a level of planning and management that I can dedicate to my own interests and pursuits.

>> No.16931837

>>16931619
nice if true

>> No.16931851

>>16931759
but you are mentally ill

>> No.16931859

You guys are just mostly retards who can't handle a 5min chit chat just to keep up appearences. Hint: they don't give a fuck about you either but are still polite enough to seem like it. I really hope American office culture isn't small talking all day, when will the work happen then?

>> No.16931890

>>16931623
>unironically recommending how to appease boomers and be a human doormat

>> No.16931891
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2 decades as a loner have made me come around to the idea of toning down my autism and keeping my mouth shut if it means preserving a relationship. I just wanna be loved anons

>> No.16931907

>>16931304
>No, I DONT give a fuck what show you’re watching right now.
THIS!

>> No.16931916

lmao im literally the guy that asks all these things. My job is boring and easy as hell, I like to make conversation between reading. That being said I typically only work places where I vibe with the staff

>> No.16931947

>>16931449
Yah I’m thinking based

>> No.16931948

>>16931859
>5min chit chat just to keep up appearences.

I'm not going watch some meme TV show or sports just to keep up with appearances. Hint: people can tell if you're pretending.

>> No.16932023

You guys get invited outside work?
Nobody even talks to me

>> No.16932055

>>16931916
are you the fag who also complains how you lost $50 on sports betting over the weekend too?

>> No.16932072

>>16931304
That's not very nice OP, You can clock out early and we will discuss your employment status tomorrow morning.

>> No.16932080

>>16931304
they like you. show them your penis champ.

>> No.16932085

>>16931890
I also recommend Machiavelli. And I'll add https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/

>> No.16932086

>>16932055
no, 1k. and it was due to something not his fault on a surethang

>> No.16932089

>>16932023
>oNIg5T6p
>NIg
Ay yo, I think I found your problem dawg.

>> No.16932093

why don't you man up and tell that in their face? i mean you're already a pathetic loser surely so at least don't make them waste their time with you

>> No.16932114

Just play the game every once in a while and have a drink and bounce out. if you aren't friendly with them you'll be the first one let go.

>> No.16932117

>>16932093
He probably would but you literally can't be yourself at work because he would probably just lose his job when they all gang up on him. The best thing to do is simply this: >>16931366

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>>16931686