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how the fuck can i buy bitcoin in usa as an undocumented immigrant? everywhere i try i cant get passed identity verification

>> No.16900073

>>16900068
Where are you located? I will call ICE on you.

>> No.16900081

>>16900068
>he this is we're going to help an illegal avoid KYC AML
Fuck off glownigger

>> No.16900109

Get someone else to buy it for you or ATMs

>> No.16900158

>>16900068
use cash and meet someone from local bitcoins or some fb group

>> No.16900163

Based pedro fuck the burgers

>> No.16900165

You should fuck off back to your shithole

>> No.16900167

>>16900068
you have to go back!

>> No.16900172

>>16900068
Localbitcoin

>> No.16900174

Robinhood

>> No.16900177

you can't you fucking dumb retard cunt also get the fuck out of this country you freeloading trash

>> No.16900186

>>16900068
Go to your local democrats office. State rep, governor, senator whatever you have that is a democrat. They will get you any paperwork you need to collect benefits and have all right of a US citizen. It's very easy. They have a program setup. It's easier if your rep is also an illegal such as in Minnesota.

>> No.16900241

why you all so angry and racist. what you think i have i done to you?

>>16900177
i work harder than you i guarantee

>> No.16900302

>>16900068
>Undocumented immigrants
I believe you mean illegal alien. GTFO please, I have no idea why you spics think you are entitled to living here

>> No.16900317

>>16900068
Get out of my country and my board.

>> No.16900328

>>16900068
you have to go back

>> No.16900346

>>16900302
They have reasons, people have reasons for everything

>> No.16900355

Where are you from? Based on your reply I will decide wether to help you or not

>> No.16900484

>>16900186
No way this is true right?

>> No.16900536

>>16900068
You must go back

>> No.16900569
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16900569

>>16900068
This is now a MS13 board of peace. Deal with it faggots.

>> No.16900683

>>16900068
Use the money you made cutting my lawn to rent a car and drive back to Mexico, Jose.
Once there, ask your local drug lord permission to buy bitcoins.

>> No.16900702

Find out how Nigerian scammers convert iTunes gift cards into btc and then do that

>> No.16900718
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>>16900081
>he this is we're going to help an illegal avoid KYC AML

>> No.16900761

>>16900186
this is not true. Any links to back this up?

>>16900068
OP, buy it locally.

>> No.16900790

>>16900241
>why you all so angry and racist
>it's racist to object to crime

>> No.16900976

>>16900790
>it is a crime to seek better living conditions

>> No.16901015

>>16900790
>racist to object crime
>immigrates and slaughted natives
>enslaves and entire race
>inhumane treatment of immigrants sometimes not even paying
>racist to object crime

>> No.16901058

>>16900976
If I come into your house seeking better condition,is it a crime then? Sell some drugs to your daughter, eat your fucking food and shit on your carpet. Huh?

>> No.16901063

>>16901015
I have not enslaved anyone, again, you are making this about race when it isn't. I have not killed any one. The (LARPing) OP has purportedly committed a crime, as an individual. This is your brain on identity politics, believing that each individual is guilty because of the perceived evils of his/her race. Whose the racist here?

>> No.16901083

>>16900241
I bet you do, OP. I work smarter than you though, I guarantee it.
You have no business being in this country.

>> No.16901106

>>16900068
You go back and buy from there

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16901178

>>16900068
>undocumented immigrant
>>16900241
>>16900976
Fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from illegally and fix your own country, Pedro.

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16901215

>>16900068
Call eight six six 347 2423 for help

Fuck the antispam filter.

>> No.16901239

>>16900484
>>16900761
It absolutely is. They will even register him to vote. Look up "Clinton motor-voter law".

>> No.16901248

>>16900976
YES IT IS NOW KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING BEANER

>> No.16901255

>>16900068
step 1)go back to the shithole,
Step 2) kys
profit

>> No.16901353

Leave, cunt.

>> No.16901463

>>16901063
Someone is in a country illegally and the crime is only perceived.

You're braindead.

>> No.16901473

>>16900976
Yes. Go die, cunt.

>> No.16901478

>>16900241
The only thing you worker harder at is breaking the law

>> No.16901520

>>16901463
>Someone is in a country illegally and the crime is only perceived.
what the fuck are you talking about? Are you high or retarded?

>> No.16901529

>>16901520
Retarded. My bad.

>> No.16901543

>>16900068
Bitcoin vending machines, black market, peer to peer

>> No.16901549

Go back you entitled arrogant prick and stop shitting up my country

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>>16901529

>> No.16901566

>i work hard therefore i'm above the law

imagine actually believing this and not understanding why people are angry at you lmao

>> No.16901570

Imagine cheering on the state as it tells people where they cannot exist.

>> No.16901616

>>16901570
Imagine breaking into someone's houses and squatting in the basement while expecting you to pay their taxes then claiming ism when they don't enjoy you doing this.

>> No.16901632

>>16901616
I mixed up who was you. I think I dropped my chromosome.

>> No.16901653

>>16900241
Because your here illegally and put strain on my taxes,gtfo

>> No.16901666

>>16900569
Fuck these parasites

>> No.16901669

>>16901616
> bad metaphor
Statist bootlicker, people should have freedom despite where they were born.

>> No.16901684

>>16901669
Right, but until we get rid of the state illegal immigrants are a strain on the citizens' taxes.
Most illegal immigrants take more value than they create, it is criminal what they are doing: I'd rather they go to jail than non-violent drug offending citizens.

>> No.16901692

>>16901570
Fuck off,let someone you dont knw come live on your land for free faggot,then give them food and water and some of your money every week while they do nothing for you,God you faggots are retarded

>> No.16901697

I agree with all these posters, but I will help you. You need to use your debit card and setup a foreign LLC or trust, in the Bahamas or SEA is preferable. You can then setup an institutional account on any website that offers it like Kraken, or Kucoin using your foreign corporation or trust.

>>16901570
This is correct, but I would also argue if the government's did not hold so much power OP would probably never have had to move to the US in the first place due to the government corruption that made his home worse in the first place. So if that is going to be your argument, op is not doing this for anti-authoritarian reasons any way or else he would've stayed. In general OP needs to literally go back.

>> No.16901701

>>16901669
imagine actually believing this. why don't you try migrating yourself to japan or israel and see how well received you are. then when they don't accept you drop some of your rhetoric on them

>> No.16901702

>>16901669
You feed and house them then faggot

>> No.16901723
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16901723

You've gotta go back. Wait in line like everyone else.

>> No.16901740

>>16901701
I pay my statist cuck tax so I'll stay here.
I don't lick their boots or beg for their authority over others.
OP is not an immigrant just a larp. He can use local.bitcoin.com and exchange on sideshift.ai or any immediate wallet to wallet exchange with no KYC or AML.

>> No.16901767

>>16901669

I wish this was the case, unfortunately we have a massive welfare state now. So you have to wait in line, sorry.

>> No.16901844

kek all the edgelords ITT

>> No.16901852

>>16901740
>everyone who disagrees with me is a(n) _____ist
In your case it's "statist". why do all leftist arguments eventually break down to this simple format?

>> No.16901895

>>16901852
Not leftist.
Stop cheering the trampling of basic human rights in the name of the state and I won't call you a statist.

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>>16900068
P2P crypto services are your only option + a VPN to Binance. In order of from least safe to most safe:

localbitcoin
localethereum
LinkPal

Get whatever crypto you can find then send to Binance (requires a VPN if you live in the US) or some other exchange that doesn't have serious KYC to move funds around. Rest assured, you'll make it.

>> No.16901931

>>16901895
so it's my human right to move to any country I please without respect for their laws or culture?

>> No.16901940

>>16901931
It should be. Human existence is the only thing that has value.

>> No.16901941

>>16901895

Back in the day if you were a foreigner and the locals didn't like or trust you as you were passing by you were jailed or killed. And mass movements of people (like the situation at our border) was considered an invasion and met with military force.

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16901944

>>16901895
>basic human rights

>> No.16901970

>>16901925
Doesn't binance require your ID? or is it only for europeans

>> No.16902012

>>16901931
It's a matter of life and death here. People move and go wherever for financial prosperity. And of course, adhering to a law because it's a "law' is beyond the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard in my life. Half of these laws aren't created to benefit you, they're written to keep you in order.

That being said, this board has a right to be hostile toward OP. There's only so much wealth in this world, in this country, so it's in your best interest maintain consolidate wealth within your own community.

>> No.16902020

>>16901941
Yeah and they used to shit in the streets too.
We can move past it towards individual freedoms for all but some people collectively decide that others existence must be punished.
Group mob justice at scale is evil.

>> No.16902022

I’m an illegal, too. I’m using an expired work permit

send me a message at manycarts@protonmail.com

You can use decentralized protocols to buy crypto.

>> No.16902036

>>16902022
dont mail this faggot op, he's likely going to fuck you up.

>> No.16902044

>>16901970
You are allowed to move up to 2 BTC worth off the exchange per day. OP will be fine with that limit.

>> No.16902133

>>16900241
Don't listen to the Mutts its apart of their society to claim to be 'American' even though the family is has been there 2 generations. People bitch about you talking others jobs, but you were just doing the jobs the mutts where too entitled to do in the first place.
The Mutts have some of the most evil regulations, not to stop people like yourself, but because the Mutts are cukced by the kikes that want the tax money.
I'm guessing here, but the Mexican passport is actually better than the Burger passport. If you have some money now, emigrate somewhere else in the world legally, start a business.
Something like this >>16901697
Estonia wouldn't be a bad shout as its all done online, you do have to go there (or a family member). For all of these offshore options you're going to have to go there, not viable for yourself.
Don't you have a relative from your home country that could buy BTC as they can KYC? you could get them to open a bank account give you online access not sure how you transfer money out of the country.. but get transferwise card too.
P2P or gift card for BTC is your best hope RN

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>>16900068
>Ripley you see a monster but I see a loving creature just trying to start a better life and care for its family
>I know you are from a different more racist 2122 but it is 2179 now and we live in a society
>I am sorry but as the most senior member of Weyland Yutani here right now I am going to have to strip you of your rank and relegate you to Private
>I am not sure if I even want to give you a third chance, the commission was really upset that you killed Lambert

>> No.16902155

>>16902020

No, I'm just pointing out that, "hey, maybe you should follow our laws and customs and wait for your turn to immigrate like everyone else so we can maintain our timid welfare state structure and not destroy wages and living standards" isn't really that radical of a sentiment in a historical context. The fact that modern day Americans have to defend themselves when espousing a belief in enforcing immigration standards, is laughable. This is their fucking country.

>> No.16902157

>>16902012
if migration is a matter of life or death for people in some country X, then the people of X suffer because the culture of X is corrupt. So even though I feel sympathy for the people of X, how does it make anything better to bring a corrupt culture into my country where my children will grow up?

This is all hypothetical of course, I've known a great deal of illegals, and the main intention of migrating is for work/profit. Everyone I know who migrated illegally also suffered much more than they would have had they migrated legally, so I'm not just making a dogmatic case, but also a practical one.

>> No.16902193

Hello fren, if you have the options. Flee to one og the Scandinavian country's free healthcare and education.

Yes the taxes are much higere nyt om going to say its Worth IT, if you her really sick

>> No.16902202

>>16902155
Oh I see the difference.
You think prosperity is limited.
I think prosperity is unlimited, as robotics and automation has begun and will increase exponentially.
I think the suffering we impose upon the new generation, whether they be young or foreign, is completely unnecessary and will be seen as optional hardship enacted by fear.

>> No.16902206

>>16900068
Post name and address and nearest ICE office