/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16893955]

gf uses my car to work. today it smelled like condom in there. wtf man am I hallucinating?

[Anonymous No.16893976]

>>16893955
>Business and finance

[Anonymous No.16893984]

>>16893955
she's cheating bro

[Anonymous No.16894028]

>>16893984
yes pretty sure I can trust my nose. gonna install a recorder in there. not sure If I can handle it I spent 30% of my life with her (28). at least I'm about to make it

[Anonymous No.16894029]

>>16893955
What’s the problem If she’s making good money turning tricks? Put it into link and dump her when it moons. Until then let her use ur car for her ‘work’

[Anonymous No.16894042]

>>16894029
I already mooned. gonna take everything from her and enjoy my gains. what country is cool to flee and forget? thailand?

[Anonymous No.16894051]

>>16893955
Smelled like a condom. How do you know the specific smell of a condom vs. a wet balloon or rubber anything? Faggot

[Anonymous No.16894063]

>>16894028
all women are whores, never forget that

[Anonymous No.16894066]

>>16894051
I'm not a virgin kek. what's more likely that a condom/balloon/rubber was used in my care? fucking whores

[Anonymous No.16894080]

>>16894063
I always knew this moment would come

[Anonymous No.16894091]

>>16893955
Can you describe what does condom smell like anon?
>t. never used one

[Anonymous No.16894104]

>>16894051
Have you ever even opened a condom wrapper before?

[Anonymous No.16894121]

It's over OP. Time to get you a nice Asian gf.
>Pic related my qt jap wife on our wedding night

[Anonymous No.16894122]

Sir I think it's time you go dive into her social media, and see what's what.

[Anonymous No.16894142]

>>16894104
No that shit is for cuck white boys

[Anonymous No.16894160]

>>16894091
Depends on the condom. If OP is true, his GF obviously used one of his condoms (smell is familiar and he recognizes it as a condom) to fuck a bull in his own car. You hate to see it.

[Anonymous No.16894190]

>>16894122
we both don't use social media. the only thing I can do is record my car and check her whatsapp. not sure If I should do it or just leave her because I'm generally unhappy with her

[Anonymous No.16894200]

>>16893955
>friday night on /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.16894204]

if someone fucks in a car with condoms, can you actually smell it after 1-2 hours? I bet you can, I just did it. pretty stressed out man

[Anonymous No.16894209]

>>16893955
install secret dashcam bro

[Anonymous No.16894217]

>>16894104
Smells like Latex am i missing something

[Anonymous No.16894218]

>>16893955
you have your relationship backwards, you should be using her car

[Anonymous No.16894221]

at least I have my gains. literally the only thing I have. any advice how I get over this shit?

[Anonymous No.16894226]

>>16894204
just dump her man, she's just a hoe

[Anonymous No.16894239]

You need to prepare yourself, gather your shit, don't leave anything that can be used against you as a hostage or a reason to visit her. Surprise is 90% of success. Do not let her know what's what. If she knows about your btc wallets you need to protect that shit.

[Anonymous No.16894250]

Just go to her and say 'I know what you did, but what hurts me the most is that you didnt tell me' etc. Until she admits. Than leave her. No drama. No scene.

[Anonymous No.16894259]

>>16894250
pretty sure girls like her will LIE till the end bro...

[Anonymous No.16894261]

>>16894218
This, the Tyron way

[Anonymous No.16894270]

>>16894221
you need actual proof. an ordinary hidden sound recorder would do the job but she might not do the same thing in the car again

[Anonymous No.16894282]

>>16894221
Smells like condom, but not mans sweat or sperm or any other obvious smells?

[Anonymous No.16894302]

>>16894282
didn't check she was in the car. will do tomorrow. smell was a mix of condom and pussy scent I guess

[Anonymous No.16894307]

>>16893955
OP using UV light on the back seat

[Anonymous No.16894318]

>>16894080
It's unironically a gift

[Anonymous No.16894322]

>fucking in a car

Nice larp. Fucking in a car sucks and usually winds up with oral. For someone 28, a hotel is infinitely better and worth the 80 bux or whatever. Unless she’s white. Then she’s just spreading her legs while niggers do a drive thru for roast beef.

[Anonymous No.16894326]

>>16893955
bitches use moisturiser and hand cream and a multitude of other crap constantly. maybe the products smell like the condom. Dunno. If it didn't smell like fucking then prob aint fucking.

[Anonymous No.16894330]

>>16894028
Pair bonding is a joke.

[Anonymous No.16894333]

>>16894307
they used a condom. but fuck it I will do it, it's a brandnew car and I had never sex in it
>>16894318
probably true fren

[Anonymous No.16894350]

>>16894326
she uses that car for 1.5 years I never smelled this. it smelled like fucking it was the 1st thing that came to my mind

[Anonymous No.16894351]

>>16893955
SHE A HOE. they all are

[Anonymous No.16894354]

>>16894259
this, they won't even feel guilty until you have left. God I hate women

[Anonymous No.16894361]

>>16894302
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> Anonymous (ID: HRQ8HcZe) 01/18/20(Sat)00:28:51 No.16894028▶>>16894063
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>>>16893984
>yes pretty sure I can trust my nose. gonna install a recorder in there. not sure If I can handle it I spent 30% of my life with her (28). at least I'm about to make it

record it get your stuff together and play it loud for hear looking at her reaction. than u leave this hoe. I guess its your first gf its always the hardest time bro.

[Anonymous No.16894371]

How many dicks she had before you btw

[Anonymous No.16894403]

>>16894371
2 I know of, probably 2-6 I don't know of

[Anonymous No.16894424]

>>16894371
that's not the point there are hoes that went normal after they found the right one

[Anonymous No.16894425]

Op did you see any footprints on ceiling?

[Anonymous No.16894428]

>>16894217
It doesn't smell like a latex glove or a balloon, it has lubricant on it too that also smells distinctly

[Anonymous No.16894440]

>>16894361
This, unironically sit her down like you have a surprise, hint about going on a spontaneous trip (this will explain either your bags packed, or her bags that you prepared). Tell her to close her eyes, and play the recording. Unironically I would advise you to record every second of it, preferably with footage, god only knows what she might try to do after that.

[Anonymous No.16894445]

>>16893955
It doesn't matter if it happened or not. You obviously don't trust her OP. One of two things will happen now. She will sense your paranoia and it will push her away from you or you will always wonder if she's cheating which will inevitably pull you away from her. Pack your shit, it's over.

[Anonymous No.16894449]

>>16894425
I will check tomorrow, thanks fren. if I find something like this or sperm in UV, the recording becomes redundant

[Anonymous No.16894459]

>>16894424

looser beta male / used up roastie

c o p e
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[Anonymous No.16894479]

>>16894440
not sure fren, that's pretty barbaric
>>16894445
thanks for the wise words bro

[Anonymous No.16894493]

>>16894459
>It doesn't matter if it happened or not. You obviously don't trust her OP. One of two things will happen now. She will sense your paranoia and it will push her away from you or you will always wonder if she's cheating which will inevitably pull you away from her. Pack your shit, it's over.
wtf

[Anonymous No.16894503]

Try to find out if she really is cheating. Don't be a victim of paranoia. That said if you are generally unhappy maybe it doesn't matter. If she is cheating be grateful you found out who she really is before you got married/had kids. Shit sucks man.

[Anonymous No.16894514]

Of all places to cheat on you, why the car? Car sex sucks I'm sure the dude has an apartment or something.

[Anonymous No.16894517]

>>16894425
There are footprints on my ceiling I can't help this fucked up feeling. somethings wrong, you ain't coming around here no more. god tier social d song that also fits the thread. nice post guy

[Anonymous No.16894527]

And you smelled condom and pussy scent, wouldn't you have smelled some musty man ass odor too. Godspeed based sniff bro.

[Anonymous No.16894543]

>>16894204
I think you would smell the smell of sex more than the condom. Like sweat/ vagina odor. if OP can't smell his GF's vagina odor on his car seat then she's probably not cheating

[Anonymous No.16894549]

>>16894503
I WILL find out. no rest until I know
>>16894517
the truth will set us free.

[Anonymous No.16894552]

>>16894517
>There are footprints on my ceiling
There is only one answer then anon...

[Anonymous No.16894559]

Did she give you any other warning signs btw? Could just be your paranoia. But since you're paranoid enough to post here, there had to be other warning signs.

[Anonymous No.16894574]

>>16894552
thats not the OP retard.

[Anonymous No.16894575]

>>16894559
yes I have the warning signs.

will buy this monday, THE BITCH WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.16894581]

>>16894424
lol wut
that is a cope

[Anonymous No.16894595]

>>16894575
send the memo to her parents afterwards.

[Anonymous No.16894596]

>>16894575
You need to either record her in the act or catch her in the act, if you leave her based on uv light, you might feel bad about it for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.16894611]

>>16894051
T.virgin

[Anonymous No.16894644]

thanks for being here frens, kind of calmed me down a bit. we're all gonna make it. golden bullrun is here, barry and roger are pumping.

[Anonymous No.16894658]

>>16894028
sunk cost fallacy. don't let a woman do this to you. You have become weak and lazy from suckling on her teat and now the barbarians are at the gates. Will you lay down and let them in?

[Anonymous No.16894665]

>>16894440
Fucking based play right here

[Anonymous No.16894706]

OP met her when she was 19 and se already had 2-6 dicks (reality:10+). They were together for nine years. She probably is at 30+ dicks now.
I am sorry dude
Good news: your value will only increase if you make the right choices. Hers is declining since you met her. Get out. Its a win.congrats

[Anonymous No.16894724]

>>16894543
This desu my car smelled like pussy for a day or two the first and last time I fucked in my car. Never doing that shit again.

[Anonymous No.16894733]

>>16894190
If you're already generally unhappy they GTFO dummy

[None !.CzKQna1OU No.16894734]

>>16894706
based blackpill poster. 30 is too much, she might be a whore, but not a monster. I spent 95% of days and nights together with her

[Anonymous No.16894749]

>>16894733
without the knowledge that she cheated on me? I don't know bro.. I want to know

[Anonymous No.16894773]

>>16894734
all she needed was like 20 mins away from anon. You went to the bathroom? She fucked 3 niggers. You went to get a corndog? 3 niggers Night out with the girls? 100 niggers. etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.16894786]

>>16894749
Like the other Anon said you already don't trust her. Time to to git. Just assume she did and move on

[Anonymous No.16894797]

>>16893955
maybe ask her how she gets to work usually (don't make it seem like an interrogation) then drive the path she takes to work, taking note of any possible places she can fuck someone in the car without anyone seeing, places where she could have picked up a stranger. what time of day was it?

i'm not knowledgeable on cars but is there any way you can take note of how much gas it takes to go from your house to her work? if it seems fishy and maybe she used too much gas or too little, maybe call her work and interrogate the boss to see if she came late or early or on time? what time did she leave, if she was seen with anyone. can you in any way look at her bank account and see her transactions for that day? was it the usual starbucks coffee she always picks up?

[Anonymous No.16894805]

>>16894734
Lets see. 9 years is > 3000 days.
5% without you is 150 days

30 cocks is conservative estimation

[Anonymous No.16894812]

>>16894051
> He doesn't use wet balloon in his car
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.16894846]

>>16894812

[Anonymous No.16894854]

>>16894773
>>16894805
kek you guys will never be able to love a women aren't you?

[Anonymous No.16894867]

>>16894854
I love.
But im not blind. Nor naive.

[Anonymous No.16894892]

>>16894854
If I had a quarter for everytime I've thought "$Roasties['name'] would never do this to me..." I would have about $8 but the point still stands.

[Anonymous No.16894900]

This is one big LARP. No man this gay would ever have a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.16894902]

>>16894517
> There are footprints on my ceiling I can't help this fucked up feeling

[Anonymous No.16894906]

>>16894892
Kek

[Anonymous No.16894927]

>>16893955
I think I found your guy, OP

[Anonymous No.16895068]

this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.16895545]

>>16895068
indeed. weekend /biz/ is best /biz/

[Anonymous No.16895563]

>>16893955
speaking from experience, if you suspect you are getting cucked, you are getting cucked

it's your fault for not cheating first

[Anonymous No.16895771]

>>16894902
kek

[Anonymous No.16896166]

>>16894902

[Anonymous No.16896193]

>>16895563
this it sucks but if u don't do it first it hurts more if they do

[Anonymous No.16896269]

>>16894854
Pretend like it didn't affect you at all if she cheated, don't get angry, don't give her any emotions. She probably did it to get a reaction out of you. Amicably split up, and move on. You've probably dodged a bullet.

[Anonymous No.16896287]

she's cheating 100%. do what I do and just cheat on her back and subtly hint that you know she cheated and she will stop all her thot activies. thing is, don't stop and keep fucking hoes in retaliation for her fucking up.

[Anonymous No.16896295]

>>16896287
mutually assured fornication, god help us all

[Anonymous No.16896328]

>>16894350
Then confront her dude. You are just going to drive yourself crazy. Fucking bring it up and ask. If you hear what you suspect then get the fuck out of that relationship. Shit isn't complicated, just dont be a puss

[Anonymous No.16896330]

>>16896287
>once she knows that you know shes cheating, and you dont leave her, she'll stop
Whatever you gotta tell yourself

[Anonymous No.16896333]

>>16893955
Kek. Letting your gf drive or have a license.

[Anonymous No.16896369]

>>16894028
dont tell her about you making it or having a lot of money. drop her and move on.

[Anonymous No.16896424]

>>16894270
>you need actual proof
For what? Either way he doesn't like her, you fucking moron.

OP for your sake please just exit the relationship. If you're about to make it, that's how you get over this.

[Anonymous No.16896437]

>>16894326
>bitches use moisturiser and hand cream and a multitude of other crap constantly. maybe the products smell like the condom. Dunno
Yeah dude.

Hey when you get a girlfriend, the three of us should hang out.

[Anonymous No.16896479]

>>16896328
Can't sleep its already 5 a.m will probably confront her tomorrow and make an end. Proof chasing is too much

[Anonymous No.16896530]

>>16896479
My car smelled like condoms femanon wtf? Hahaha whew. If it was me fucking her you'd be able to smell the pungent stench of my splooge atleast a week after I destroyed her anon.

[Anonymous No.16896532]

>>16896479
Then you will never catch her and you will look and feel like the bad guy, dummy. Be patient.

[Anonymous No.16896536]

>>16896479
Sorry but isn't this normal promiscuous behavior in europe fren?

[Anonymous No.16896542]

>>16896479
Scent is the strongest sense tied to memory. If that's what your nose detected,.tryst it. You're not going crazy. Either quietly pack up your shit and fuck off one day while she's at work, or hide a recorder under the seat one day when she borrows the car.

If you catch her, dont immediately confront her. Wait until she's most vulnerable, like she's left for a few days or something then clean the house out and disappear from her life entirely.

[Anonymous No.16896545]

>>16896479
You've been with her so you should see the tells of when she's lying. Most females will NOT tell you the truth though, they'll say it's to save you from the ache.

Alternatively, you can check her phone. WhatsApp could have recent contacts or if she uses Google, check her Maps history or Photos in the Cloud.

[Anonymous No.16896551]

>>16896542
no it's not

[Anonymous No.16896562]

>>16896551
Fight me you lil bitch

[Anonymous No.16896576]

>>16893955
>he actually speak to women

[Anonymous No.16896607]

>>16896536
bro, you're watching too much porn.

[Anonymous No.16896609]

>>16896479
>will probably confront her tomorrow
lol?
>Hey femanon, I noticed this weird and strong smell in the car
>Oh OP?
>Yeah, smelled like hot latex...
>Weird, maybe the car needs repairs.
>Hmm, maybe
You're still tired of being with her. Just dump her.

>>16896532
>Then you will never catch
>Be patient
WHAT a tool

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.16896610]

>>16894121
> t.

[Anonymous No.16896613]

RECORD IT

[Anonymous No.16896620]

>>16896607
But this eurofag really does have a promiscuous gf. I'm correct

[Anonymous No.16896623]

>>16896610
Have weak, feminine, scitzo sons that are completely incapable of giving you grandkids absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.16896628]

>>16896530
>If it was me fucking her you'd be able to smell the pungent stench of my splooge atleast a week after I destroyed her anon.

[Anonymous No.16896636]

>>16896479
If you upload a pic of your femanon I could with 99.5% accuracy tell you whether she's a sausage monster.

[Anonymous No.16896642]

don't rly know what to do. probably grabbing an old smartphone and hide it in the car. wait 1-3 weeks and then leave anyway. life has more to offer than what I did the last years here

[Anonymous No.16896646]

>>16896628
I'm literally drinking the blood of faggots there. You wanna fight me bro?

[Anonymous No.16896651]

>>16896479
She will make up some shit on the spot. Yeah my friend had sex with her boy and was sitting in a dress on the backseat, or some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.16896659]

>>16896642
Do you know how to get someone into an arm bar anon? If you hold her in one for long enough she will tell you eventually.

[Anonymous No.16896670]

>>16894028
>>16894028
Marriage counselor here. Most of my clients start having affairs after about 5 years of marriage. Seen this time and time again. It is very common. Humans are not monogamous.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.16896699]

>>16896670
> t.

[Anonymous No.16896701]

>>16896642
Buy a cheap Olympus digotal recorder, like the WS-852. It can record for up to 30h only on 2 AAA batteries. Install the recorder under the seat.
Use Audacity to edit/listen to the audio file.
Use rechargeable batteries.

[Anonymous No.16896727]

>>16896670
>marriage counselor
>most of my clients had affairs

whew lad, i thought people in happy marriages are the ones primarily attending counselors

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.16896744]

>>16896642
Lmfao just break it off. Why even bother?

[Anonymous No.16896763]

>>16896699

[Anonymous No.16896921]

>>16893955
that lube and latex smell definitely lingers. especially in enclosed spaces. do yourself a favor and make the decision to walk now. no discussion. no excuses. no second chances. no regrets.

[Anonymous No.16896958]

>>16896646
>I'm literally drinking the blood of faggots there

[Anonymous No.16897000]

>>16896701
I have a better idea, undress completely, paint yourself in the color of the backseat close your eyes and sit there awaiting to reveal yourself when she begins to cheat on you. Fart loudly to establish dominance, and begin to yell you're toastie roastie.

[Anonymous No.16897871]

>>16894517
This dude is based

I used to listen to that song when I was depressed