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*AHEM*
*ting ting*
Good evening gentlemen,
I have a VERY important announcement to make. If you could please be seated, I will commence shortly.

>> No.16842507
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16842507

Out with it.

>> No.16842518
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I don't want to be here but you won't let me leave

>> No.16842563

>>16842507
>>16842518
Gentlemen please wait patiently, this is a VERY important announcement but I cannot begin yet. It would seem, unfortunately, some of our guests are running late. Food and drinks will be coming around in the meantime and -- OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE -- JAAAANNY!!! Pardon me gentlemen, will the janitor please clean up this horrible mess, so sorry gentlemen for this debacle, usually these events run smoother than this.

>> No.16842611
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I'm here for the big announcement. Janny, would you fetch my zippo

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Ah you've saved me an excellent seat good sir, can't wait to see the exquisite crowd we draw tonight.

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quiet now, here he comes

>> No.16842654
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Sorry for running late sirs - there was an african fellow that scuffed my new shoes when shining them on my way here, I needed to clean the blood off of my beltbuckle.

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Im ready to hear all about cheif

>> No.16842698

somebody delete this thread. he's just going to say something racist.

>> No.16842718
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>>16842503
fug yeah announcement time!

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>>16842677
>>16842654
>>16842632
>>16842617
>>16842611
>>16842518
>>16842507
>>16842698
>>16842718
*ting ting ting* Gentlemen, gentlemen! May I have your attention please!
My announcement is...

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>>16842503
Ok, I'll just be sitting over here, awaiting the announcement.

>>16842698
Shut up nigger. OP's about to say something important.

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Ge--- *BANG*

>> No.16842745

>>16842743
What just happened!?

>> No.16842749
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>>16842743

>> No.16842752

>>16842743
This is unprecedented. Absolutely insane. That announcement must have been of incredible importance.

>> No.16842753

>>16842743
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?

>> No.16842762
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>>16842743
Yessssssssss! The hate symbol frog is dead! Now he can't say the Nigger word!

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>>16842743

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>>16842762
You just said it.

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>>16842762
FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMN CRACKER

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>>16842732
how the fuck are we supposed to hear the announcement now

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>>16842743

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*tink tink* Emergency services are on the way. The body has been removed by our security crew. The show must go on my fine gentlemen.
It seems a transcript of his announcement was left on stage. Any one of you fine chaps want to take the reigns?

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>>16842743
NOOOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU WANNA ANNOUNCE?

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>>16842503
ELLO ELLO

>> No.16842873

>>16842743
The announcement! The announcement! The announcement! Where the fuck is the announcement!?!?!?

>> No.16842903

>>16842743
The Jews did this

>> No.16842912
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h-he's back

>> No.16842916

>>16842857
He was shot in the head, show's over

>>16842912
No he isn't, you're an imposter

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>>16842857
Im taking over this reception, Give me your crypto or he gets it.

>> No.16842923
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>>16842743
FUCKING CIA NIGGERS

>> No.16842931
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>>16842743
WHAT THE FUCK!
THE (((JANNIES))) DID THIS!

>> No.16842941

>>16842931
nobody works for free
why do you think there's all these tranny posts on a "work safe" board

>> No.16842953
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>>16842743
GET DOWN FRENS

>> No.16842958
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>>16842743
WTF WAS THAT

>> No.16842961

>>16842743
KEKK

>> No.16842989
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>>16842857

The announcement is...

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK H1B
FUCK THE KIKES, I'LL GLASS YOU ALL SOMEDAY
FUCK CHAINLINK
FUCK SIRGAY
FUCK BSV
FUCK CRYPTO SHILLS
FUCK DEFI
FUCK A JOB
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK CHADS
FUCK WAGIES

NEET BUX FOR LIFE, I WILL MAKE IT, WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
TAX IS THEFT
FUCK COMMUNISTS

AND MOTHERFUCK THE JANNIES

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>>16842743

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this...but hope is for fools. EVERYONE, RALLY TO ME!

>> No.16842998
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>>16842989
B-BASED MY GOOD SIR
ABSOLUTELY BASED

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>>16842743
Geez, seems like you have to kill yourself to do an interesting thread these days

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>>16842989
Ok, this is based.

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>>16842989

>> No.16843012

>>16842989
Based and dare i say it.... redpilled

>> No.16843041
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>>16842989
Based. Thank you anon. Show's over, good evening gentlemen, will be seeing you fine chaps again soon.

>> No.16843044

>>16842989
It's this generation's "Howling"

>> No.16843064
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>>16843044
ORDER!! ORDER!!! QUITE IN THE ROOM!

>> No.16843139

>>16842743
oh shi-

>> No.16843155
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TAKE THE NEET PLEDGE WITH ME LADS

I...

WILL NEVER WORK ANOTHER DAY AND KEK MYSELF FOR SOME ASSHOLE BOSS

I...

WILL USE MY TIME, MENTAL ENERGY AND EFFORTS WISELY FOR MY OWN BUSINESS

I...

WILL MAKE IT AND GIVE NOTHING TO MY PARASITIC FAMILY OR SOCIETY

I...

WILL RENOUNCE CITIZENSHIP AND FLEE TO A TAX HAVEN

I...

WILL NEVER MARRY A WOMAN. ONLY PROSTITUTES OR A HAREM FOR ME

I...

WILL NOT SUPPORT OR BUY KEKED BLUE-PILLED MEDIA

I...

WILL FOCUS ALL MY EFFORTS ON MAKING IT AND WILL IGNORE SHILLS AND FUD

I...

WILL ONLY SPEND MONEY FOR MYSELF AND WILL DRAIN SOCIETY WITH NEETBUX

I...

WILL SEEK VENGEANCE ON THE KIKES THAT HAVE PERPETUATED THIS SYSTEM

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>>16842743

Say it ain't so bros

>> No.16843816
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>>16842989
Jannies absolutely BTFO

>> No.16843833
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>w-w-what’s happening?
>I just wanted some Asian tofu!