/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16825342]

Chainlink on Forbes.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/billybambrough/2020/01/11/as-bitcoin-struggles-this-minor-cryptocurrency-is-up-almost-500-over-the-past-12-months/

You have no idea.

[Anonymous No.16825354]

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.16825360]

>sites
You are a stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.16825364]

>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.16825367]

>>16825360
Explain

[Anonymous No.16825369]

>>16825367
>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.16825374]

>>16825342
can you stop posting trannies you fucker.

[Anonymous No.16825382]

>>16825369
What does that have to do with the url

[Anonymous No.16825388]

>>16825342
Are those marks from whipping on her hips?

[Anonymous No.16825391]

>>16825342
Chainlink bag holders are everywhere these days it seems.

[Anonymous No.16825393]

>>16825382
>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahahh

[Anonymous No.16825407]

I tried to do some stealth-level shilling at reddits finance and personal finance threads with that same link. Both got removed because of wrong area or being too amateur topics. I tried but no mo.

[Anonymous No.16825418]

>>16825367
Look up what a Forbes contributor is. It's an entire network of opinion piece writers.
It's not "on Forbes", it's fake news hosted in the opinion section of the Forbes website.
Forbes continues to cash in on its old reputation, and imbeciles like OP try to pass off /sites/ pieces as sourced from actual Forbes magazine.

[Anonymous No.16825425]

I lost all my money on the safex scam, want to go back in time and buy link

[Anonymous No.16825430]

>>16825407
>PAKISTAN IS FIGHTING BANGLADESH

[Anonymous No.16825456]

>>16825407
Good. We obviously have not hit peak fomo yet.

[Anonymous No.16825458]

>>16825342
Anybody can host a Forbes blog if they have money you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.16825466]

Read this

Swift + Chainlink (Page 11, SmartContract + Rise Technologies, SmartContract is who makes Chainlink):https://www.swift.com/sites/default/files/resources/swift_swiftatsibos_innovation_pioneering_inno_for_community_brochure.pdf

[Anonymous No.16825471]

>>16825466
>:https://www.swift.com/sites/default/files/resources/swift_swiftatsibos_innovation_pioneering_inno_for_community_brochure.pdf

Doesnt mention Chainlink you stupid fuck

SWIFT gpi is not Chainlink

https://www.reddit.com/r/LINKTrader/comments/7i5pca/clarifying_misconceptions_about_chainlink_swift/

[Anonymous No.16825477]

[Anonymous No.16825480]

ISDA’s general interest in smart contracts: https://www.isda.org/2019/01/30/legal-guidelines-for-smart-derivatives-contracts-introduction/

[Anonymous No.16825485]

ISDA + Openlaw (Attending an ISDA event on Nov 6th): https://www.isda.org/event/london/isda-technology-forum-2019-11-06/#anchor-agenda

[Anonymous No.16825489]

Chainlink + Openlaw: https://twitter.com/openlawofficial/status/1177300013946417154?s=21

[Anonymous No.16825493]

Chainlink + Google: https://cloud.google.com/blog/products/data-analytics/building-hybrid-blockchain-cloud-applications-with-ethereum-and-google-cloud

[Anonymous No.16825495]

Chainlink + Intel: https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/new-confidential-computing-solutions-emerge-on-the-hyperledger-avalon-trusted-compute

[Anonymous No.16825500]

Chainlink + Oracle(Software company): https://blogs.oracle.com/startup/every-startup-in-the-blockchain-with-oracle-cloud-and-chainlink

[Anonymous No.16825502]

>When the shill gets triggered

[Anonymous No.16825503]

>>16825480
>>16825485
>>16825493
>>16825495
cope

Why is it dumping?

[Anonymous No.16825504]

Chainlink + Amazon (Skip to 1:01:30): https://pages.kaleido.io/webinar-ondemand-kaleido-on-aws-thankyou?submissionGuid=68a3dd47-631c-4ad9-acf0-d54c52e1dc7c

[Anonymous No.16825511]

>>16825503
Notable content from Chainlink
Smart contracts: https://blog.chain.link/the-power-of-smart-contracts-what-they-are-and-how-they-can-revolutionize-the-future/

[Anonymous No.16825514]

>>16825504
DAMN, trans people are THAT smart?

[Anonymous No.16825515]

>>16825503
Oracles: https://blog.chain.link/oracles-the-key-to-unlocking-smart-contracts/

[Anonymous No.16825519]

I hope for this guys sake he uses a script to dump his garbage. Imagine the brain damage you would have to have sustained to do this type of thing manually.

[Anonymous No.16825520]

>>16825514

> affirmative action

Link 1000 eoy

[Anonymous No.16825523]

>>16825519
Derivatives: https://blog.chain.link/solving-deep-seeded-trust-problems-in-derivatives-using-chainlink-enabled-smart-contracts/

Jesus Loves All

[Anonymous No.16825530]

https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/se/Documents/risk/DI_2019-global-blockchain-survey.pdf

[Anonymous No.16825535]

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/cryptocurrency-in-focus-this-might-be-the-link-to-the-mainstream-15136808

[Anonymous No.16825538]

Those who said Sergey has no vision (the same speech!) have not been paying attention, particularly to his earliest appearances.

Chainlink is being constructed to fill the role of an idealised arbiter of truth, connected to the most perfectly dispassionate executor, in the form of public smart contract chains.

- [ ] This is in fulfilment of the deepest Platonic ideals of contract and governance that have ever been conceived, but which have remained out of reach, mere approximations even under the highest forms of lawful Republic, as at every step human capriciousness asserts itself and corrodes the final product, the freedom of contract found when our pledges are given force by Leviathan. Alas, ‘from the crooked timbers of humanity, no straight thing was ever they

By redrawing the locus of consensus as that of a precise ledger with sound game-theoretical guarantees at its edges, and iron-clad stricture within, rather than a continuously renegotiated knife fight, the level of trust required to engage in mutually beneficial enterprise plummets precipitously.

But what does it plummet to? The trust required is now neatly circumscribed to the trust in the information delivered unto our new Leviathan. There is fortunately a market for this trust, a pool of agents who are willing to stake their reputation and collateral on any piece of digitisable information on which it is possible to come to consensus. The truth is a most excellent Schelling point, and one which well-incentivised agents can reliably settle on.

Do not underestimate the power and the generality of this arrangement in its maturity, nor the amount of human and economic potential that this will unlock.

[Anonymous No.16825552]

>This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the black pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
>You take the “42-pill” - you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>Remember: all I’m offering is the Truth. Nothing more.
>
>June 12th (night before Google announcement)
>>>/biz/thread/14112550
>>wake up...
>>follow the white rabbit...
>Then a week before the oracle announcement a riddle comes in:
>>>/biz/thread/14226491
>The answer comes back a week later (days before the even bigger oracle pump)
>>>/biz/thread/14360114

[Anonymous No.16825558]

>In Ancient Egypt the Judgement of The Dead took place in the Hall of Maat. Maat is often called the keeper of the Scales but she is The Scales. The newly deceased was led into the Hall by Anubis, The Opener Of The Ways and presented to Osiris. There were Assessors who asked the afterlife seeker searching questions about how they had lived their life. The subject’s heart is then weighed against the white feather of Maat. The heart must not weigh more than the feather. Thoth is present to record the outcome. If the weight of the heart passes the test then the subject is told by Osiris that he/she has been found worthy to go to the House Of Amenti. A demon, possibly Sekhmet is also waiting to devour the heart of the results go against the individual.
>
>Why 42 questions I asked? it is the number of life I was told. The Kaballah says that God created the world by using the first forty-two letters of the Torah. So these became the forty-two building blocks or stages of creation.

[Anonymous No.16825568]

>As the Ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead can be consider the forefather of the Bible and Quran, correspondingly the 42 negative confessions can be considered the forefather of the Law of Moses and especially of the Ten Commandments. At this point, we may recall the teachings of Jesus where he told us that the Law given by Moses was actually not the entire Law. Indeed, the Ten Commandments are included in the 42 negative confessions, which may be considered as 42 Commandments – the Whole Law. These 42 commandments have been created with the most pure mind and thus only negative forms are used. Whoever utters them, cannot take any credit for his/her deeds, but rather only tell about what he/she has not done. The negative construction of commandments is thus a praise to the highest God.

[Anonymous No.16825594]

What a surprise, the schizo retard spammer turned out to be the schizo fucking mega fucking retard 42

Holy shit you are retarded

[Anonymous No.16825811]

Trannies are mentally ill abominations and should be killed

[The Devil !!IS5d++ZfZqB No.16825956]

>>16825342
Why do you keep on spamming this tranny? Fucking faggot you are!!!

[Anonymous No.16826517]

>>16825418
Thank you

[Anonymous No.16826541]

/Thread , sage and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16826566]

Retards? Tons of shitcoins were presented at forbes. So I will ask again are u fucking retards? Yes you are.

[Anonymous No.16826576]

>>16825388
those marks are from me fucking her everyday. cant get enough of that sweet pussy

[Anonymous No.16826631]

>>16825354
Based

[Anonymous No.16826753]

>>16825538
Who are these mutants?

[Anonymous No.16826762]

Chainlink ... Isn't that the pump and dump scam the news has been talking about ?

[Anonymous No.16826998]

>>16825342
>I'm going in boys. Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.16827028]

>>16826998
Fuck

[Anonymous No.16827270]

>>16825388
>>16826576
>her
All trannies will be gassed

[Anonymous No.16827286]

>>16825538
>it is not gay if you don't get pregnant

The meme became real holy shit

[Anonymous No.16827759]

>>16827286
Why

[Anonymous No.16828022]

>>16827270
Jesus is Son of God

[Anonymous No.16828219]

>>16825364
>>16825502
>>16825503
trannies debating trannies debating trannies for handjobs back at the discord

[Anonymous No.16828319]

>>16828219

[Anonymous No.16828441]

Ari Juels

[Anonymous No.16829120]

>>16825477
Stop associating chainlink with livestock

[Anonymous No.16829175]

>>16829120

> imageboard

What is your problem ?

[Anonymous No.16829343]

>>16829175
> r e d d i t s p a c i n g
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.16829412]

>>16825471
chainlink is actually explicitly referred to several times in that brochure just not by name

[Anonymous No.16829440]

>>16829120
Lol

[Anonymous No.16829880]

Once upon a time in a timeline much like our own lived Wagie Wojak. He gets up at 6:00am, eats a bowl of oatmeal with a cup of instant coffee. At 7:30 he serves breakfast at McDonalds. From 11:00am, he begins serving lunch. At 12:30 he gets a free lunch. He gets a Big Mac with large fries for himself and prepares an order for his friend.
A year ago, Wagie Wojak noticed the same guy would come to eat at McDonalds every day, at the same time, and always ordered the Big Mac with extra Special Sauce. The man loved the Big Mac Special Sauce and always asked for 3x. He orders two extra Big Macs and scrapes off the sauce to dip the fries in for one, and with the other he puts the extra sauce in his Oreo McFlurry. Whenever the man came to Wojak’s counter, Wojak would secretly give him 5x the sauce.
Wojak became friends with the Man. They would have lunch together. Wojak never learned more about what the man worked on or what his name is. He would just call himself Big Mac

[Anonymous No.16830291]

>>16829880
Today, at 8:00pm Wojak continued to work.
“Working late on New Years Eve?” Said Big Mac.
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,” said Wojak. His skin pinkened as was normal.
It’s okay Wojak. You will get one,” said Big Mac.
“How?” Wojak turned angrily and grabbed the man by the collar. He had never turned his hand against the gentle Big Mac man but today was especially painful. On the last day of the year, he felt poorer and lonelier than ever.
“How can you expect me to get a girlfriend? I have never had a girlfriend!” Tears of blood streamed down his face. “My shitty car is 10 years old and I work at McDonalds!”
“It will be alright Wojak. I love McDonalds,” said Big Mac.
“Shut up Big Mac! You don’t understand! I was supposed to make it. I waited all year! You don’t know what true disappointment is,” Wojak began to scream in his native tongue. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
Quickly the Manager dashed around the corner. “Mr. Wojak! You better stop right now.”
“I was supposed to be rich! I was supposed to leave this job!” Wojak’s hair flamed like in DBZ, except into JUST’d hair.
“Mr. Wojak! You better unhand that customer right now or you’re fired!

[Anonymous No.16830301]

Do you understand what it’s like to be betrayed by someone you trusted? How all of your hopes dashed? Every day I waited. I sacrificed. I accumulated. For what? I’m going to end it all tonight!” Wojak began beating up the customer. Big Mac did not fight back.
The manager dashed in and grabbed Wojak to stop him. “Mr. Wojak I’m going to have to report you to the police. You are clearly a danger to yourself.”
“I’m going to end it all! Fuck this gay Earth! I’m going to market sell all my LINK at midnight!”
The police arrived and dragged Wagie Wojak out of the store.
“It was supposed to be 1000 EOY! 1000!” Wojak screamed.
After the police talked to him, they found that he did not mean he was going to kill himself but just market sell this “LINK.” They were worried about Wojak’s well being and gave him a suicide hotline number just in case.
“That won’t be necessary,” Wojak said. For it will be too late

[Anonymous No.16830412]

By the time Wagie Wojak was released from the police station, it was 11:00pm. He walked towards his apartment, hearing laughter and partying all around. Dejectedly, he checked his portfolio.
Just like yesterday and the day before that, LINK was still $5.00.
“They told me I was delusional,” Wojak thought. “I should be lucky if we even got $5 or $10 EOY.”
He went to his local Wal-Mart to get alcohol. They detained him at the checkout counter.
“I’m sorry sir we don’t sell alcohol after 11:00pm.”
Wagie Wojak didn’t believe them. He wanted to check the rules online but there was no signal inside Wal-Mart.
“Okay.” Wojak sighed. He went to go find bleach.
All of a sudden, he heard a deafening explosion. Wojak fell to his knees. The floor shook violently.
Wojak scrambled away just as the ceiling caved in behind him. He followed the screaming crowd outside.
“What is that?” Someone pointed.
“It’s the green dildo!”
“It’s come!”
Wojak squinted his eyes at the bright green light piercing the sky.
A blue and white Lamborghini sped through the crowd and pulled up to Wojak.
“Get in Marine!”
“Who are you?”

[Anonymous No.16830643]

“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!” The man shouted, pointing at the green light.
“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”
“Oh, it’s real alright.”
Wojak got in and they drove off. He heard gunshots going off in the distance and he saw buildings collapsing.
“What’s going on?”
“The noLinkers are killing themselves.” Streets and windows were painted with blood. “Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”
At the stop light, a man jumped onto the hood of the car.
“I KNOW YOU HAVE LINK! I’ll give you $500 for it!”
Five hundred? Wagie Wojak opened his phone to check the price.
“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”
The general floored the pedal. The phone read 12:08am. Wagie Wojak looked up just as his noLINKer Wojak turned a critical shade of red and exploded.
He opened Delta to check the LINK price but the app crashed as soon as he tried to open it.
“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”
NoLINKer Wojaks were no longer killing themselves - they were exploding into a river of blood right on the streets.
At the next light, a young woman ran up and pounded on the window.
“Wojak! It’s me, Stacey!” She pounded on the window. “What’s going on? Let me in!”

[Anonymous No.16830651]

Wagie wojak looked for the button to roll down the window.
“Take no one with you,” Said the General.
“But she’s my oneitis!” Wagie Wojak said.
General slapped Wojak’s hand from the handle.
“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.” The General sped up. Wagie Wojak watched her in the rear view mirror for a while, then saw her walk off with a pathetic noLinker.
At the third light, a man came up to the window. He was not a wojak.
“Son, I am prepared to offer you $700 for a LINK! I am buying 100,000 my good sirs.” The rich normie smiled confidently. He knocked on the window for General to let him in.
$700? Wagie Wojak searched for his wallet. He had so much LINK it wouldn’t hurt to sell just a little.
“Fuck off! We’re not selling,” the General flipped him off and drove off.
As they picked up more marines on the way towards the giant green dildo, Wagie Wojak heard normies and noLinkers in the streets:
“$900! Limit buy 100 LINK for $900!”
“Market buying LINK! Market buy oh God please let my buy go through!”
“The exchanges are crashing!”
“Please, I’ll pay you in cash, just give me some LINK.” A normie grabbed a marine in the streets.
The General got out of the lambo and punched him. The other marine quickly got into the lambo with them.
“How much is a LINK worth now? I have to know!” Wagie asked.

[Anonymous No.16830662]

He saw a LINK live price ticker on the dashboard. The General smashed it. “You can’t be tempted.”
Wagie heard cries outside the window. “$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”
The General turned up the music.
What’s going on? Wasn’t the singularity a meme? Wasn’t it supposed to only reach $1,000?
General drove faster.
They arrived at the green dildo. It’s beam of pure heavenly light guided them. At its base was an incredible rocket ship. LINK marines were standing outside in a line. Wojak looked up, awestruck. It was as if all the CGI artists from Marvel and Pixar had fused into one super being and created it from their flesh.
Wagie Wojak got out of the car. There weren’t many Marines here. The General was right, there isn’t enough space on the ship to have taken Stacey and all the other people with them. Heavily armed guards let Wagie through as they kept the normies back.
They stood outside the spaceship in confusion, in excitement. Waiting

[Anonymous No.16830674]

Wojak looked up at the door.
“Give us your Wagies, your NEETs and your unifags. Give us the kissless, the handholdless, and the virgins.”
The air was still.
In the distance, a figure came towards them.
“It’s Sergey!” The crowd erupted into cheer. “He’s come to take us to Lamboland!” “It’s the pilot!” Wagie’s heart quickened...
There he stood.
Big Mac man.
“Big Mac!” Wagie cried out.
Big Mac man still had a black eye from where Wagie punched him. Wagie ran up to Sergey. “Do you forgive me for punching you?” Wagie said. “Please take me to lamboland with you. I’m sorry!”
“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.” Sergey touched Wagie Wojak’s shoulder and Wojak transformed into a brilliant green Wojak. His mortal McDonalds uniform coil fell away. Sergey walked through the crowd. He had the key to the spaceship. The cheering from the marines intensified, the wailing of those left outside grew louder.
“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”
“1000 EOY!”
“We’re not selling!”
Someone began to say, “Tonight. Tonight. Tonight.” And they stomped in unison.
“Tonight!”
“Tonight!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
Sergey opened the spaceship doors and turned around to face the crowd.
“Strap in, boys.”

[Anonymous No.16830736]

[Anonymous No.16830737]

[Anonymous No.16831022]

>>16829880
>>16830291
>>16830301
>>16830412
>>16830643
>>16830651
>>16830662
>>16830674
Based

[Anonymous No.16831221]

>>16831022
Ty

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[Anonymous No.16831523]

>>16831022

[Anonymous No.16831561]

>>16825342
not even a good article, obviously written by a retard, claims the pump was because of binance when it was coinbase, yikes

[Anonymous No.16831602]

>>16831561

[Anonymous No.16831835]

Y

[Anonymous No.16831879]

https://youtu.be/fmaor3Vz2ew

[Anonymous No.16831903]

>>16831602
>posting already wrong FUD

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>>16831903

[Anonymous No.16832161]

>>16831221
You're welcome fellow Marine