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What exactly should "work" and in comparsion to what?

>> No.16825073

>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahahah

>> No.16825096

>>16825058
H-how much btc for her?

>> No.16825097

>>16825058
That it profits. also back testing. all ta fails eventually cuz every1 eventually finds out about the pattern or the market evolves

>> No.16825102
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>>16825096
Just 3 BTC sir

>> No.16825104

>>16825073
bassederino

>> No.16825111

>>16825097
ok, and what does profits mean here? 1% profits ?

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>>16825058

>> No.16825508

>infection
He don't enjoy high end cheese with expensive wine.
>wnmi

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>>16825058
>Stop playing videogames!
Except that's not at all accurate in 2020 or for the past 10+ years now, at least. Now, your roastoid prospect gf is more likely to play those video games with you or even encourage you to play them more by buying you some shitty gamebox when you've been a good cuck or done the dishes. Don't know why incels act like someone is trying to take their precious video games away from them like some teenager's tantrum or something when they're grown adult men and when really everyone encourages them to play more. Play more! Get lost in this game! Buy this add on. Waste 5 months (in real time hours) of your life playing this game created by a team of 50 basedboys you would hate if you ever met, and who hate you also. and remember hehehehe "time is not wasted if you were having fun" am I right?
Fuck your playbox you jewednigger, I refuse to play it and I am wasting time writing this to you but when I waste time I acknowledge it like a MAN

>> No.16825561

>>16825102
>become a SAHM with no life goals
>wear this knitted 19th century dress
>dance in a wheat field once a day
lmao, wtf
Imagine the acne on the boy who made this pic

>> No.16825609

Angry incels, i pity you

>> No.16825792

>>16825561
how do retards like you find this website

>> No.16825978

>>16825792
That's just how magnets work

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>>16825561
>lmao, wtf
>Imagine the acne on the boy who made this pic

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>>16825561
> Imagine the acne on the boy who made this pic

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>>16825561
>Imagine the acne on the boy who made this pic

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>>16825561
>Imagine the acne on the boy who made this pic

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OBSESSED

>> No.16826082

>>16826061
answer the fucking question retard NEET

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>>16826082
>answer the fucking question retard NEET

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>>16826109
>Anonymous (ID: OBPd2agI) 01/12/20(Sun)11:58:57 No.16826109▶
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>>>16826082
>>answer the fucking question retard NEET

>> No.16826135

I'm an incel

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>>16826128
>NO NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ANSWER REAL BUSINESS QUESTIONS ON A BUSINESS AND FINANCE MONGOLIAN SADDLE WEAVER BOARDDDD

>> No.16826157

kek, some angry boiis here
btw
>Most anger problems in men are caused by decreased levels of testosterone.

>> No.16826264

>>16825058
a setup that predicts direction and timing at least 75% of the time would be good TA for me.

>> No.16826460

>>16825058
That TA applied to a stock chart generates more return as TA applied to a zero mean random walk as time approaches infinity....or smth like that.
It's mostly a meme by TA deniers.

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>>16825561

>> No.16826560

>>16825561
yea what the fuck how can someone think like this

>> No.16826579

>>16825561
stop posting

>> No.16826663

>>16826157
The other anger problems are caused by non arguments

>> No.16826664

Why biz images always unrelated?

>> No.16826678

>>16826004
>>16826025
>>16826045
Great minds think alike

>> No.16826692

>>16825561
the top half of the meme was made by a girl to make fun of the meme it was based off... the bottom half is a cheeky reply an anon edited into the meme, get it? now fuck off

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>>16825561
I love it when a complete normie retard who doesn't understand even a smattering of board culture pokes their head in. Unironically kys

>> No.16826832

>>16825561
All women are whores

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>>16825561

>> No.16826874

the market is a random walk, anyone who thinks they can outperform the market 3x to hold in the long run either got lucky with survivorship bias, or is some renaissance technologies supercomputer probability theory genius

>> No.16826950

>>16825792
>>16825987
>>16826004
>>16826025
>>16826045
Have sex, all of you

>> No.16827099

ITT: have sex

>> No.16827104

>>16825561

It's self-aware humor (though not completely ironic), you absolute mongoloid.

>> No.16827242

>>16825561
You're an actual retard

>> No.16827277

>>16825792
>>16825987
>>16826004
>>16826025
>>16826045
>>16826531
>>16826579
>>16826692
>>16826780
>>16826832
>>16826865
>>16827104
>>16827242

i am completely blown away by how much of you want to be beta orbiters and provide for your roastie so that she can sit on her lazy ass and do nothing all day. fuck you guys this isnt the biz that i knew from years ago

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BEST BREAD

>> No.16827399

>>16827277
chekt and pol/r9k invaded and never left.

>> No.16827428

>>16825561
Now this is what you call some prime bait. My fedora’s off to you xir

>> No.16828301

>>16825073
possiblirino

>> No.16828842

>>16827384
that looks great