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Please be seated.

>> No.16822329
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>>16822305
You have my attention, but not yet my curiosity. Do continue, however.

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please speak louder so i can hear you from over here

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>>16822305
Another announcement, fantastic! It is my absolute pleasure to be here with you today.

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I am seated and quite comfy I must say
Please make it worth my time sir. I had to interrupt shitting up BSV and LINK threads for your announcement

>> No.16822396

>>16822305
What is it, my friend?

>> No.16822404
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>I have an announcement

>> No.16822466
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A few more moments chaps. The crowd is settling in, the announcement is soon.

>> No.16822483

>>16822305
Looking forward to hearing it, my good fellow. Please go ahead.

>> No.16822490

Okay I'm here. Out with it.

>> No.16822509
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**AHHEMMMM**

**COUGH** Throats acting up. The announcement is:

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Here it comes gentlemen

>> No.16822541
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Pls sir, don't belittle our beloved jannies.

>> No.16822550

>>16822305
here we go again...
hope it's something new this time...
i'm all ears

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>> No.16822567

>>16822305
Hello gentlemen. Have I missed the show?

>> No.16822574

any one here gay?
(other than OP)

>> No.16822598
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FUCK JA- *COUGHHH** Sorry *AHEM*
FUCK NI- **COUGHHH COUGHH** AH Sorry Gentleman *COUCH* my throat won't allow me to finish.

Can the back-up **AGKKHH PHEWW** speaker please come **COUGH** to the stage. Please finish my announcement.

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>>16822598
What an unexpected turn of events!

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>>16822305

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>>16822598
HERE! GLASS OF WATER FOR THE SPEAKER!

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>>16822305

genuinely excited for this

>> No.16822626

>>16822574
Depends if liking cute traps is gay.

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>>16822598
DON'T WORRY I'M HERE
FU- *COUGHHHHH*
**COUGHHHHH COUGGHHHHHHHHH** OH GOD I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
*COUGHHHH* I THINK I'M --

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>>16822598
>>16822631
Sorry gentlemen. I won't light a cigare next time

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>>16822631
ugh

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>>16822631
>Glass of water for Mr. Speaker as well!

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>>16822664
>And come to think of it... a glass for me having to wait for this announcement.

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>>16822657
That is a rather good point chap, I too ought to only light my cigares till after hearing the speaker.

>> No.16822700

Oh no, the power went out. Don't worry, I have a candle. Jack, can do you have any ma-

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Oh *COUGHHH* dear *COUGHH*
*AHEM* I'm afraid all the s-speakers have come down with the **COUUUGHHHH** t-the most terrible ***AAAAAAAA-CHOOO*** sickness.
**COUUUGHHH** DAMN YOU **COUUUGHHH** JANNY!

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Sorry Gentlemen, **COUGH**, I must take my leave now. Ah you there, anon sir, you are closest to the stage. *WHEEEZZZ*

Please finish the speech on my behalf. Dont hold back. *WHEEEZZ COUGH***

>> No.16822723

>>16822700
youre such a fucking faggot lmao. who the hell brings this old ass meme to /biz/? grow the hell u-

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>>16822717
Me? No, I have to decline Opie because I already did mine yesterday! But I appreciate the offer!

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*Ahem* Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation in Mexico known as Fast and Furious.

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>>16822717
Me? No, I have to decline Opie because I already did mine yesterday! But I appreciate the offer!
(You), yes (You) over there. (You) look cute enough to pull it off. Get over here!

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>>16822737
Kek well worth the wait

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Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Settle down *WHEEEZZZ**. The show *COUGHH* must go on! We need a fine chap to come to the stage.

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what the fuck is going on this is not what i came for

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Did I make it for the announcement?

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Give me a moment my friends, the smoke I was having was very powerful, I just need one sip.

>> No.16822783

>>16822771
Out with it, man!

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*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
AND FUCK TRANNIES
Thanks you all for coming to today's announcement. I hope to see you all tomorrow.

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>>16822786

and there it is. thank you.

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>>16822786
*COUGH** **Claps* This gentleman deserves an ovation!

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>>16822786
Seems you beat me to it. Very based my good friend.

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>>16822786
He actually did it, the absolute madman! My my! Jannies absolutely and utterly blown the fuck out!

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>>16822786
Bravo!

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>>16822786

EXTRAORDINARY

MARVELOUS

SUBLIME

TRULY

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>>16822786
clean it up, jannie

>> No.16822940

>>16822786
*Applauds wildly*

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SPECTACULAR AS USUAL SIR!!! BRAVO!

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Absolutely spendid good sir!!
>stands up, raises glass
I propose a toast to the fine gentleman. Let us all rise and raise our glasses in celebration.

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>>16822786
Can you do your job jannie and clean this up ?

>> No.16823539

>>16822700
>>16822723
I don't understand, what's happ-

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>>16822786
I don't say this often, but BASED.

>> No.16823553

>>16822598
Stay home anon, you’re clearly sick and others should give you the benefit of the doubt since it is both apparent and a rational explanation for your cough. Individuals with a first name that starts with “D” and a last name that starts with “L” should heed this advice.

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>>16822786
The food was excellent, thank you.