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>> No.16821603
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>>16821594
lmao imagine how loud that shit must have been

>> No.16821605

yet another reason not to go to the cinema

>> No.16821607

wagies btfo

>> No.16821610

just what is the problem with americans?

>> No.16821716

>>16821594
americans really do this?

>> No.16821747

that's why we shouldn't racemix

>> No.16821762

>>16821594
Lmao imagine not streaming any movie you want in the comfort of your room

I should have went to college and got a stem degree I bet it would have been easy af for a man of my intelect

>> No.16821773

>>16821747
Based

>> No.16821786

>>16821716
white ones don't

>> No.16821789

>>16821716
Either obese developmentally-stunted whites, or niggers. There is a certain ill-bred subsection of the white population who do things like this. They are usually obese. Fat people have dysfunctional reward circuits.

>> No.16821846

>>16821594
Jesus christ no wonder your cinemas get shot up

>> No.16821859
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>>16821594
This is why home-theaters are a must.

>> No.16821886

I haven't been to a movie theater since 2013.
Sitting in sweatpants at home watching movies I pirated while using the money I would have wasted at theater on alcohol instead is way more comfy.

>> No.16821887

>>16821786
Honkie please, you guys are the main culprits in this case.

>> No.16822257

>>16821886
Also at home you can pause to go to the bathroom, talk freely, eat whatever you want, etc.

Although the huge screen and booming audio at a theater can be nice.

>> No.16822276

>>16821887
You've either never dealt with niggers/spics or you are one
Or bait

>> No.16822503

>>16822257
you can even jerk off during the movie when your favorite actress is on screen.

>> No.16822518
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i hope that plastic bottle was used as a piss bottle

>> No.16822539

>>16821594
Those aren’t the recliner seats, this is a jungle theater.

>> No.16822828

>>16822276
Eating cereal at a movie theater seems white as fuck. They probably were wearing onesies.

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>>16822828
Nah, that has colored folk written all over it. White people can actually afford the snacks that are sold at the theater.

>> No.16823405

>>16823394
Sauce on him.

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>>16823405
>lyzabeeth
Thankfully it's female

>> No.16823457

>>16821594
Businesses need to stop rolling over and taking this, if some fat fucking piece of shit leaves trash everywhere they should get fined

>> No.16823466

>>16821786
retard, whites do like 99% of this or anything weird in general when it comes to food. disgusting pigs

>> No.16823474

>>16823436
Goddamn she is perfect. A female with a trap body. Incredible.

>> No.16823538

>>16823457
why would they bother, the wagie they hired will clean it

>> No.16823548

>>16823436
>it's female
rip boner

>> No.16824167

whoops, did I just shart on the seat a little bit?
Clean it up.

>> No.16824206

WAGIE WAGIE IN HIS CAGIE

>> No.16824997

>>16821716
Those cereal boxes and milk bottles are British.

>> No.16825124

>>16821594
When niggers run out of beans on movie night..

>> No.16825126

>>16821594
based af!

let me tell you a story
>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
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>he decides to check cmc for link's price
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>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
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>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
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