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ITT: we share the best big brain posts ever posted on this God forsaken shithole

>> No.16817935
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I'll start, there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

>> No.16818144

>>16817920
I goddamn hate niggers jesus chirst look at them.

>> No.16818564

Pretty much anything I post

>> No.16818875

>>16818144
Fuck off racist. The dapper clothes they wear have a higher net worth than your life, Keep sething /pol/tard

>> No.16819783

>>16818875
could you BE any more nigger?

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>>16817920
There's no better /biz/ advice than this

>> No.16821119

>>16817920
>>16818144
This is actually a real thing, some weird clothing based cargo cult in the Congo. Basically, they dress like how they imagine supremely wealthy people to look (going massively into debt to do so), because they believe dressing that way will make them rich or make money appear in their lives.

>> No.16821133

>>16817920
What is in the container on the womans head?

>> No.16821169

>>16818875
Kys nigger lover

>> No.16821458

>>16817920
SAPE LEAKING

>> No.16821483

>>16821119
Not much different then a shitcoiner's philosophy really.

>> No.16821492

>>16821133
Looks like bread or some kind of root vegetable. It being Africa, I assume the latter.

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>> No.16821702

>>16821119
Source?

>> No.16822164

>>16821483
this is unironically the highest iq thing in this thread (besides for the pudoo patel quote)

>> No.16822166

>>16817935
this shit better not be a scam

>> No.16822195

>>16821119
Honestly based. You're living a short, miserable life of poverty in a third world hellhole, a few grand in debt is irrelevant at that point. Might as well look swag while doing it.

>> No.16822223

>>16822166
sadly it is. they are already working on COMB2 tokens which are all the same basic idea.

>> No.16822252

>>16822223
FUCK man

>> No.16822264

>>16817920
>boss fight
>one deals water damage
>one deals earth damage
>one deals lightning damage
>one deals fire damage
>guy at the back heals and casts Protect on the others

>> No.16822298

>>16817920
I remember foxbro like 2-3 years ago had some solid advice on selling and sales. Will have to look his name up in the archives to see if they're still there.
>>16821119
Kinda like Tai Lopez, ammiright!?

>> No.16822778

>>16822222

>> No.16822939

>>16822195
The only thing it's going to do for them is get them knocked over the head. If and when they wake up they'll be naked.

>> No.16822971

>>16817920
/smg/

>> No.16823073

>>16818144
they look sharp. it almost makes up for the fact that they're niggers