/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16801555]

how do wagies not kill themselves every day?

[Anonymous No.16801572]

Quarteze you have been transferred to store #5904.

[Anonymous No.16801575]

Is that real? Poor quareze. Still beats being in africa tho

[Anonymous No.16801586]

>>16801555
I think a commie infiltrated Walmart and took over their FB page and posts things like this cleverly disguised as "promoting" Walmart or something

How does anyone see this and not feel depressed about our situation

[Anonymous No.16801591]

>>16801575
He got new years off. Poor everyone else.

[Anonymous No.16801602]

>>16801586
Because boomers are more psychopathic than any of us can imagine to be

[Anonymous No.16801616]

[Anonymous No.16801626]

>>16801555

>Take him to spin the wheel.

[Anonymous No.16801628]

i guarantee you he was shot and killed by his nigga dar'quavious on that night off over a pair of shoes or some shit

[Anonymous No.16801638]

Wait, new years EVE is not a holiday.

[Anonymous No.16801676]

>>16801591
>>16801575
He didn't even get paid for it. He got an unpaid day off.
>>16801638
It's not a legal holiday but a lot of places treat it like one. Especially New Years Eve night.

I used to work at a hotel and people would have to sign up for at least one "hard" holiday (NYE night [3-11], Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc) to spread the load around.

[Anonymous No.16802315]

[Anonymous No.16802325]

>>16801555
They are legit just cattle. Alot of them treat it as their main social hub too.

[GayDad No.16802445]

I refuse to believe someone named their child Quarteze. Sounds like a nickname a black dude gave to a quarter bag of weed

[Anonymous No.16802531]

>>16802445
kek
I feel the same
I'm Yuro and lived un the US for 2 years, and there were so many Blacks with retarded made up names.
Having some old-scool "old country" name is one thing, but these are litteraly invented, no one had them beofre.
There was a girl named D'Zane (probably a H somewhere), and it pronounced like "lunch" ireal-life cringe of that leveln french, "dejeuner"
It's like bad larping, low education burger's idea of original African names, I've rarely seen

[Anonymous No.16802542]

>>16802531
*There was a girl named D'Zane (probably a H somewhere), and it pronounced like "lunch" in french, "dejeuner"
It's like bad larping, low education burger's idea of original African names, I've rarely seen real-life cringe of that level

[Anonymous No.16802732]

>>16801555
>>16801616
>>16802315
They should show this to kids to get them to work harder in school

[Anonymous No.16802758]

clean it up wagie

[Anonymous No.16802772]

>>16801555
I make a comfy 125k, work around 35-40 hours a week, and genuinely love my job. Am I wagie?

[Anonymous No.16802797]

>>16802315
>$1.88 for a fucking gallon of sugary water
no wonder amerihams are fat

[Anonymous No.16802808]

>>16801626
most based post today

[Anonymous No.16802834]

And just think, those wagies are slaving so the billionaire Walmart inheritors can sit on their ass like modern royalty. At least genuine nobles in Europe put on a show and generate revenue - Waltons are globalist traitors who gutted American industry to support the buildup of Red China's military.

[Anonymous No.16802845]

>>16801555
They do, only the ones that can bear it survive

[Anonymous No.16802879]

>>16802772
Depends, do you work in an office or remotely?

[Anonymous No.16802891]

>>16802879
I have an office, but frequently work from home.

[Anonymous No.16802906]

If he had wanted more rights and better pay then he would have unionised

[Anonymous No.16802916]

>>16802732
schools are a meme. It should be illegal for employers to ask for degrees when not utterly essential for the job.

You seem to think college is actually efficient. I have probably close to 150 units. Shit was retarded and a waste of time (electrical trade classes and business classes).

College is a fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.16802921]

>>16801555
>how do wagies not kill themselves every day?
Actually they do. In France some executives are on trial because they pushed wagies to kill themselves to avoid having to pay taxes when firing them.

[Anonymous No.16802945]

>>16802891
Sounds like you're definitely a wagie then. The point about genuinely enjoying going to an office is the defining characteristic. I make almost exactly as much as you do, and to be honest the last two years of travelling whereever I want but still being committed to 35-40 core business hours of availability has made me realize im still a wagie as well...if not a liberated one.

[Anonymous No.16802985]

>>16802834
then dont buy from walmart

it's still surviving because people need it

[Anonymous No.16803003]

>>16802315

close enough to 1488 that I will probably buy some Hawaiian Punch this weekend

[Anonymous No.16803042]

>>16802758
Is that a poop hammock?

[Anonymous No.16803075]

>>16801586
Yeah, everything you dont like in the world must obviously be because of a big commie conspiracy

[Anonymous No.16803101]

Jesus Christ
Wagecucking in EU is shit, but at least you go, do your job and go back. Nobody gives a shit and everyone knows that is just a temp job.
Post the 92yo old guy without an arm still working at Walmart pls

[Anonymous No.16803127]

Most all the checkouts are automated in walmart now, which must have eliminated lots of wagies. Surprised they don't have robots doing the mindless shelf stocking - it would be fucking easy to automate and I bet can denting would be over (fucking having to go over a dozen just to get one not fucked up and full of ptomaine because of these mouthbreathers).

[Anonymous No.16803169]

>>16802758
>>16803075
I kek'd

[Anonymous No.16803179]

>>16803042
Meant to reply to this post. I kek'd

[Anonymous No.16803190]

[Anonymous No.16803216]

>>16803190
haha, wagies have thought police to tell them what to do in their free time. Should have don't post "jacked off into some bitches burrito".

[Anonymous No.16803286]

>>16801555
You can’t kill yourself everyday anon. You can only do it once.

[Anonymous No.16803314]

>>16803216
I'm about to do this. Gonna @ the taco bell account saying nobody showed up for their shift so I'm gonna jack it in a cunts quesadilla and go home.

[Anonymous No.16803452]

Imagine getting a fkn cupcake, it’d probably get taken out of your pay too

[Anonymous No.16803469]

>>16802531
and its always the same schema to generate them. fucking beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.16803541]

how do i stop being a wagie

[Anonymous No.16803550]

>>16803075
He's commenting Walmarts incompetency, not commie competency, which has not been a thing in 60 years

[Anonymous No.16803565]

>>16801555
Mental strength. You will grow up some day too, dont worry.

[Anonymous No.16803644]

>>16801626

It hurts because it's true. Nothing like living on the plantation boys

[Anonymous No.16803650]

>>16801602
Ding!
Wasn’t Bateman a Boomer? 30 something in the 80s right?

[Anonymous No.16804508]

>>16803127
b-but I was gonna be a cashier some day

[Anonymous No.16804603]

>>16802797
I had the same exact thought.

[Anonymous No.16804707]

>>16801555
Haha this can't be real.

[Anonymous No.16804732]

>>16803565
>Mm yes, you are very mature now goy. Make your pennies and make my dollars!

[Anonymous No.16804843]

>>16801638
Shhh... don't spoil the surprise for Quarteze. Let him connect the dots once hes called to work on new years eve.

[Anonymous No.16804858]

>>16803286
You definitely can, try loving someone that doesn't love you back, and you'll die everyday.

[Anonymous No.16805453]

>>16804843

[Anonymous No.16806146]

>>16803127
If it was easy or cheap they would have done it already, ya goofus. If you don't think they have entire squads of analysts graphing the costs of robots vs people in each and every position, waiting for the lines to cross over so they can pull the trigger to save one penny per store per year, you're naive.

[Anonymous No.16806178]

>>16803042
>>16802758
its the shit cocoon

[Anonymous No.16806407]

>>16802758
a shit swing?

[Anonymous No.16806581]

>>16802916
Really? Because it got me my Analyst job at a good bank. Maybe you shouldve picked a major that fucking mattered.

[Anonymous No.16806642]

>>16801555

i used to unload trucks at wal-mart for minimum wage. my manager was literally mentally handicapped. wanted to kill myself every day

[Anonymous No.16807473]

because many people are still blind and think having that job every day makes them a "working man who puts food on the table" and its completely normal to do this type of thing. you must admit, only the fringes dont believe in this sort of thing, although people are waking up i suppose.

[Anonymous No.16807490]

>>16806146
If it wasn't for taxpayers subsidizing walmart, in the form of food stamps and assistance for working poor wagies, the robot tipping point would have already been reached.

[Anonymous No.16807498]

>>16806642
>my manager was literally mentally handicapped
I heard the people in charge of these stores don't even need a college degree. Imagine taking orders from some self important retard.

[Anonymous No.16807606]

I love my job. It isn't always easy and I find dealing with certain people hard but I genuinely want a constantly escalating challenge because I don't want to get bored and I enjoy continuing to challenge myself. The success is rewarding. The alternative is a downward cycle of closing doors, limited mental stimulation, depression and anxiety. I work at what was 3 years ago a start up turning over 60k a year which is now turning over 1.3 million. I'm the boss, do whatever I want and I'm really well paid. I've complete autonomy to push to influence the industry I'm passionate about on a regional going on national level.

[Anonymous No.16807639]

>>16803003

There are legitimately a lot of items priced at $14.88 at my local walmart.

[Anonymous No.16807679]

https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

[Anonymous No.16807697]

A lot of the old people working at walmarts are there mostly just to have something to do.

[Anonymous No.16807706]

>>16807606
look at the cope on this one

[Anonymous No.16807709]

They do! Hahah gottem!

[Anonymous No.16807771]

>>16807679
someone post the screencap of the wallyworld wagie who was punished for not participating in the fight song please

[Anonymous No.16807805]

The amount of anons in here loving their slavery and thinking school does anything other than create wagecucks for the ruling class is staggering. Humans really are a slave race.

[Anonymous No.16807871]

>>16802315

[Anonymous No.16807911]

>>16802758
>>16803042
>>16806178
It's a turd tightrope.

[Anonymous No.16807953]

>>16801555
Are they purposely humiliating them at this point?

[Anonymous No.16807990]

>>16802834
Fuck off, nobody with a brain will ever be a communist

[Anonymous No.16808000]

>>16806581
The paper got you your job, not the skill you could have learned in less than a month on the job

[Anonymous No.16808025]

>>16807990
Nice to know that the Communist subsiding globalist shitbag pinko collaborator, traitorous Walton family have no brains.

Capitalism is not a suicide pact, you silly little girl. Garbage like Amazon, Walmart, Facebook trying to control our thoughts, control society after a SJW model is not okay just because shlomo gets his shekels from the deal. Crap like this is how we got National Socialism and will get it again when this globalist evil pushes too far.

[Anonymous No.16808217]

>>16802891
If you work for someone else you are a wagie

[Anonymous No.16808357]

>>16808025
Not in America. The new generation of Americans are as helpless as cattle.

[Anonymous No.16808420]

>>16802772
do you have to work due to financial liabilities? Or could you quit tomorrow and live for an indefinite amount of time from savings/investments? Former=wagie, latter=notwagie

[Anonymous No.16808517]

>>16802758
powerful

[Anonymous No.16808672]

>>16801626
im crying

[Anonymous No.16809352]

>>16801555
>how do wagies not kill themselves every day?
Probably because I have ambition, a gf and life plans that are contingent on having a steady source of income. Keep coping and cumming into a sock nerd

[Anonymous No.16810256]

>>16809352
If you had ambition, you wouldn't be a wagie. You would have your own startup or shit. Wage on, and cleanup that spill on isle 3 before singing the mandatory company skit to remind you of your place.

[Anonymous No.16811075]

>>16801555
>how do wagies not kill themselves every day?
I enjoy what I do.
>wagie, farm hand / agriculture
I also own two rental properties.

[Anonymous No.16811265]

>>16802758
>mom found the shit swing

[Anonymous No.16811270]

>>16801555
By day dreaming of something better while waiting for the weekend and the paycheck.

[Anonymous No.16811290]

>>16802758

[Anonymous No.16811310]

>>16801555
Can’t even tie his shoes.

Or stole them from the trash.

Automation will kill these people.

[Anonymous No.16811320]

>>16801616
>Adam wishes to die every night when he gets to bed

[Anonymous No.16811331]

A walmart thread cannot continue without their theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

[Anonymous No.16811332]

>>16811310
Not for a long time. Being an all-purpose minimum wagie that's flexible is way cheaper than anything that engineers can crap out at the moment and in the near future.

[Anonymous No.16811341]

>>16802758
is it meant to be a booby trap?

[Anonymous No.16811345]

>>16811332
Interesting point

[Anonymous No.16811358]

>>16801555
you can tell hes rattled that he didn't win the rotisserie chicken

[Anonymous No.16811394]

>>16811345
There's really so much that stands in the way of automating super market wagies, it does not look very good. Just having the machines operate while customers are running around in the store is a fucking nightmare. If you by some miracle have machines that get everything done flawlessly, you will still have to deal with breakdowns of the mechanical parts which means that the store loses vital functions until maintenance for the machines is complete. There's a lot of good applications for automation projects, but substituting store wagies is not one of them I think.

[Anonymous No.16811397]

I worked at walmart for six years and left at $10.20/hr

I work at Amazon now. It's a step up for me. Slightly less soul sucking. $15/hr and only work four 10 hour days. Have quite a bit of money saved up for 60 hour weeks in december

[Anonymous No.16811405]

>>16802315
Dude looks like he's in late high school or early college, when I was that age I didn't care if I did cringy shit working in a grocery store it was just dumb fun.

[Anonymous No.16811408]

>>16811397
>4 tens
Nice. 3 days off. That's sick.

[Anonymous No.16811427]

>>16807639
Yeah I caught that too.

[Anonymous No.16811433]

>>16811394
I really agree with everything you said there. After another thought I can also say that we're pretty far from replacing normal wagies considering that.

[Anonymous No.16811443]

>>16811397
Surely you're better than $10phr after 6 years.

[Anonymous No.16811664]

>>16801555
Live is not only about money. I know how big of a role it plays in life though.. Just sayin, when I was a kid I aint had that much but it was probably the best, funniest time of my life. Rn I have a pretty dope salary and can afford nice things but desu I feel like work and money sucked all the life out of me (and my friends too). Money is nice and all but theres so much more in life you cant buy with money.

[Anonymous No.16811875]

>>16801555
GOD i fucking wish my younger self had focused on college and gotten over my sad boy self. Holy fucking shit i wish i had realized that money is literally the only thing that matters.

i'm still on track to unfucking my life and making a lot of money in the future, but I just wish I had done this much earlier.

[Anonymous No.16811898]

American problems Lmao
Imagine living in such a shit hole

[Anonymous No.16811930]

>>16811898
the US is unironically the best country in the world if you're part of the top 10% in yearly income. If you're not then it truly is a shithole.

[Anonymous No.16811963]

>>16811898
We need flags here so we can see this guy's brazil flag.

[Anonymous No.16811972]

>>16811963
America is pretty much brazil lol

[Anonymous No.16813220]

>>16811930

i have a regular part time job with hardly any qualifications and get paid 32$ ph aud, even more if its weekend or public holiday we just have minimum wage here

[Anonymous No.16813884]

I deliver pizzas and make absolutely no money but I'm not sure if I want a real job.

[Anonymous No.16813971]

>>16801555

You know what's even better?

There's a woman, or two, or three who is (are) paid between 45 and 60000 a year to come up with this stupid bullshit, which is then forced on the peons under threat of "write up" or outright firing.

[Anonymous No.16814084]

>>16802315
This world ....

[Anonymous No.16814217]

The sad thing is these wal-creatures lack the initiative to even be heroes and "go postal" like higher functioning disgruntled workers. They are happy to be slaves, happy to have humiliating rituals forced on them on top of already menial labor. Like the proverbial field nigger of the antebellum south happy with his slave shack and massa'.

They don't kill themselves because they have no self-respect, self-awareness, or honor. Meat robots. Hence, I find little pathos here - that's reserved for the wagie's betters.

[Anonymous No.16814260]

>>16803644
Yes, but the important difference is that you can buy your freedom here. The price isn't cheap, but that's the whole point of /biz/.
Only trust fund kids get to completely skip waging. It might be only for a few days until some YT/Twitch channel takes off or it might be 30 years in cubicle hell, but everyone else wages at some point.
The name of the game is make that as short as possible.

[Anonymous No.16814276]

>>16811265
Based old poster

[Anonymous No.16814370]

>>16804732
>dwells in parents basement living off their wage, while making fun of their wageslave lifestyle online

[Anonymous No.16814386]

>>16808357
>>>16808025
>Not in America. The new generation of Americans are as helpless as cattle.

Keep telling yourself that while people keep disappearing. The mainstream news hates you and will never tell you about the revolution and it slowly expands.

[Anonymous No.16814427]

[Anonymous No.16814452]

>>16801626
Fuck that was funny

[Anonymous No.16814464]

>>16804707
Oh it Israel

[Anonymous No.16814467]

>>16802797
how much should it cost?

[Anonymous No.16814478]

>>16801555
lmao most wagies have way more fulfilling life than us neet retards, yeah i laze around all day but what do i have going for me in any aspect of my life? how do I not kill myself is the real question

[Anonymous No.16815101]

>>16814370
The Virgin wagie vs the Virgin neet

[Anonymous No.16815168]

>>16802758
a turdtrebuche?
>>16811341
poopy trap

[Anonymous No.16815182]

>>16801628
Severely underrated

[Anonymous No.16815185]

>>16802531
We should have never stopped our eugenics program. The jungle names have spread to good wholesome white families and it's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16815250]

>>16814467
I don't know about him but here in Sweden 1.5 liter of soda costs approx 2 USD (plus minus 0.2 USD depending on brand).

the largest ones available are usually 1.5L bottles, sometimes 2L (at least in bigger stores).

1 gallon = 3.78541178 liter (so that would be ~4.9 USD here)

[Anonymous No.16815381]

>>16810256
>Wage on, and cleanup that spill on isle 3 before singing the mandatory company skit to remind you of your place.
you mean, work from home 3 days a week, occasionally go into the office to socialise and catch-up with colleagues and take home a massive bonus every end of tax-year?
>If you had ambition, you wouldn't be a wagie. You would have your own startup or shit.
yeah, after another 18 months of this I'm going to go freelance and earn 500 a day doing public sector DBA contracts. C O P E

[Anonymous No.16815411]

>>16802315
>>16801616
>De Pere

Shout out to all my GB and Valley homies. Go PACK (Wisconsin's Norf FC) and all that and everyting.

[Anonymous No.16815419]

His parents were definitely trying to name him Cortez but they blackened it up.

[Anonymous No.16815682]

>>16815250
maybe we should be pricing junkfood like we price alcohol and cigerettes
put a fucking sin tax on the bad food, gluttony is a sin after all

[Anonymous No.16815764]

>>16801616
>only 4 for $1
Why would you market it as a bad deal?

[Anonymous No.16816635]

>>16802758

[Anonymous No.16816954]

>>16801555
>way to go Quarteeze!
Why does it sound so sad. It should be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.16816971]

>>16808000
THIS.

College is a fucking meme

[Anonymous No.16816988]

>>16815250
Fuck off Mixland

[Anonymous No.16816993]

>>16807606
>I genuinely want a constantly escalating challenge because I don't want to get bored and I enjoy continuing to challenge myself.

Just play vidya...

[Anonymous No.16817004]

>>16808000
Not him, but I got an economics meme degree and have not applied anything I learned from it in my job. I learned everything as an intern, money well spent.

[Anonymous No.16817174]

>>16815411

[Anonymous No.16817423]

>>16803075
Are you retarded? He's just making a point that this doesn't reflect well on Walshart

[Anonymous No.16817699]

>>16802732
Except the folks in the pictures could very well be going to school, and working at walmart to supplement the bills, kiddo

Unless you're stupidly wanting 18 year old teenagers to rush into a degree that they'll later regret - is that what you're wanting?

[Anonymous No.16817938]

>>16816988
top kek if you're an american saying that

[Anonymous No.16818235]

>>16802758
>Turd Swing
>Poop hammock
>Turdbuche
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.16818298]

>>16802834
You're right. Wal-Mart has crushed small business in america. Whoever shops there is a traitor.

[Anonymous No.16818321]

>holiday off
C-can I choose "Summer Holidays" off?

[Anonymous No.16818911]

>>16808420
I live in an actual first world country, so I could quit and just live relatively comfortably on welfare without any savings.

[Anonymous No.16819077]

>>16801555
whats worse is there are actually gaps on the wheel where you can win nothing

>earn a wheel spin
>still lose
fucking hell walmart

[Anonymous No.16819157]

>>16819077
it's photoshopped do you really think rotisserie chicken is a price? it's not even in perspective with the wheel.

alsp the gaps are just hard to read since it's balck on dark blue.

[Anonymous No.16819167]

>>16802732

That's 4 corn for $1.

[Anonymous No.16819193]

How the fuck does someone with a shred of self respect that needs some extra money get unskilled work that doesn't entail sucking cock at walmart? Look for independent small businesses?

[Anonymous No.16819220]

>>16819193
unironically that kind of business is much harder to get hired at. big corps have to at least pretendto be impartial in the hiring process

[Anonymous No.16819256]

My wife has more money then me and I don't even give a single fuck. She also has a couple bitcoins.

[Anonymous No.16819321]

>>16809352

>Probably because I post to 4chan.
Corrected it for you.

[Anonymous No.16819722]

>>16819321
Ok being honest, it's 90% about the money. When I was a NEET I felt comfy and stress-free and I do miss it on a weekly, if not daily basis. Work is often tiring, stressful and frustrating. It's rewarding getting promotions, praise, big bonus etc but the main thing is the feeling of seeing another 6k arrive each month. When you're a NEET you can't really dream of anything because your life is just stagnant - nothing bad really happens but you're not going anywhere either. Now I have the means to invest five figure sums at leisure, buy all the stupid consumer shit I always wanted as a kid (Porsche 911 Turbo is a terrible investment but a god-tier toy) and take care of parents as they go into old age. I'm saving up to hopefully go into space in retirement. It's honestly better than playing Timesplitters for 8 hours and jerking off 5x a day with the blinds closed.

[Anonymous No.16819856]

>>16814427
>training corporate monsters to become more monstrous
this is actually insane.

[Anonymous No.16819875]

>>16818298
Walmart didn’t just start with 4000 locations and in every state... was a small business once too. Just run by a dude who could grow it

[Anonymous No.16819909]

>>16819875
strawman of the day