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>invest in index funds
>kill a cashier
>go to prison
>let compound interest work its magic
>get out of prison a rich man
would this work?

>> No.16801005

>>16800855

Why would you kill a cashier?

>> No.16801015

what if you get the electric chair?

>> No.16801072

it was just an example, I can commit a less severe crime

>> No.16801085

>>16801072
victim sues you and you lose all the money

>> No.16801133

You forgot the part where you have to endure being Tyrone's cocksleeve for the next 30 years

>> No.16801240

>>16801072
MODS

>> No.16801456

>>16800855
How much? If it's just $1000 then don't expect to be rich when you get out. You'll have much more by then but not enough to retire.

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16801478

>>16800855
replaace index funds with index of crptocurrencies and your good

>> No.16801498

or you could just invest and not sell for 30 years? but that’s a bad idea cus stonks are going to be down for a long time after the us goes through a 30 year depression

>> No.16803071

>>16801015
that's part of the investment