/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16799110]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>start browsing /biz/
>sister looks over my shoulder
>"is that reddit?"
>*cringe*
>"no its 4chan"
>oh shit, did i just say that out loud?
>notice cousins expression is like pic related
>"its the business & finance section"
>cousin relaxes
>they continue their boring conversation
Phew that was a close one

[Anonymous No.16799202]

Sounds like you made the save.

[Anonymous No.16799216]

>>16799110

[Anonymous No.16799235]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>start browsing 4chan
>little sister looks over my shoulder
>"is that reddit?"
>*cringe*
>"no its 4chan"
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is shocked and horrified
>"it's the racism and cunny board"
>cousin relaxes
>one guy screams fuck jannies
>Little sister jumps on my lap

[Anonymous No.16799248]

>it's the biz section, not the racist incel one
>implying

[Anonymous No.16799250]

>>16799235
based

[Anonymous No.16799252]

Imagine all the boomers who have visited 4chan.com

[Anonymous No.16799301]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>start browsing reddit
>little brother looks over my shoulder
>"is that 4chan?"
>*cringe*
>"no its reddit"
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is shocked and horrified
>"it's the r/Hentai_Interracial subreddit"
>cousin relaxes
>one guy starts cooming

[Anonymous No.16799318]

>>16799110
>im on the biz and finance section of 4chan
>thats not a thing anon

[Anonymous No.16799348]

/biz/ is Business and Finance?

[Anonymous No.16799357]

>>16799110
you deserve it for breaking rules 1 and 2 you stupid fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.16799370]

>>16799248
>because they don't know

[Anonymous No.16799375]

>>16799110
LOL my gf was like this, but being the chad I am, I literally said, "1488 heil hitler fuck niggers and fuck jannies". She responded, "WTF YOU CANT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU". I literally didn't even react and said, "LOL I'm not even kidding calm the fuck down". She was furious and didn't talk to me for like 30 minutes. Comes back, "anon you can't say that ok, you have to learn to be nice." I respond, "I'm nice to you". Then she proceeds to take her clothes off and fuck me. Some advice for you anons, women make decisions on a whim, they don't think anything through fully so never ever listen to what they say.

[Anonymous No.16799440]

>>16799357
That only applies to /b/ you fucking NEWFAG FUCK

[Anonymous No.16799455]

>>16799440
/b/ is 4chan and 4chan is /b/
Or at least that used to be the case. Now the retards at /pol/ have permanently fucked over all other boards.

[Anonymous No.16799471]

>>16799110
>>oh shit, did i just say that out loud?

Kek

[Anonymous No.16799680]

>>16799110
I said "shitcoins" the other day briefly chatting crypto with a fellow wagie

[Anonymous No.16799720]

>>16799375
that gf's name?

Albert Einstein.

[Anonymous No.16799732]

>>16799110
>CARING WHAT THE FUCK YOUR NIGGER COUSINS THINK
You insecure nigger

[Anonymous No.16799795]

>>16799440
Although the rule specifically mentions /b/, if you can talk to your friends about 4chan and consider yourself as not breaking the rules then you are very clearly the newfag, unable to understand why the rules even exist in the first place. It's because of shit like OP, and obviously shit like you

[Anonymous No.16799826]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>young niece jumps on my lap
>start playing, tickling each other.. she likes it
>little brother looks over my shoulder
>"whatcha doin bro?"
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is shocked and horrified
>one guy screams
>start browsing reddit
>cousin relaxes

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.16799844]

>>16799110
>little family get together
>gathered in the street
>topic of discuss not interest me
>start browsing /biz/
>sister looks over my squatted kneecap
>"that redet?"
>*crinje*
>"no is 4chan"
>oshit, I say out loud?
>notice cousin expressioning like picture related
>"इस LINK and BSV thread sirs"
>cousin relaxes anus
>they continue boring mid-poo conversation
Poo, that was close one

[Anonymous No.16799867]

They all low key know about the tranny hentai fag sections.

[Anonymous No.16799895]

>little family get together
>gathered in living room
>topic of discussion doesn't interest me
>start browsing link threads
>sister looks over my shoulder
>"is that ethereum?!"
>*cringe*
>"no it's chainlink"
>oh shit, did I just say that out loud?
>notice cousins expression is like pic related
>"it's... decentralized Oracle thing..."
>cousin relaxes
>they continue talking about crypto projects with an actual future
Phew that was a close one

[Anonymous No.16799902]

>little family get together
>conversation is boring
>internally seething with rage all the time because I feel like everyone I meet is wasting my time

[Anonymous No.16799910]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>start browsing /biz/
>Sergey looks over my shoulder
>"We're gonna make it, like, next month"
>*gasp*
>"1k e-eo y-year?"
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is weirded out
>Sergey isn't actually there, it was a hallucination
>"uh, sorry, I was talking in my sleep."
>cousin relaxes
>tv suddenly starts a slideshow
>"The Smart Contract Connectivity Problem"

[Anonymous No.16799917]

> 16799235
> little family get together
> gathered in the living room
> topic of discussion doesnt interest me
> start browsing 4chan
> Little sister looks over my shoulder
>"is that reddit?"
>*cringe*
>"no its 4chan"
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is shocked and horrified
>"it's the fuck jannies, niggers, kikes, and spics board"
>cousin relaxes
>one guy screams "fuck jannies!"
> Dad says "czechs em!"
> Little sister walks the dinosaur

[Anonymous No.16799925]

>>16799375
Anon that is a video game character?

[Anonymous No.16799956]

> my little pony family get together
> gathered in the living room
> topic of discussion doesn't interest me
> start browsing 4chan
> Little sister looks over my shoulder
>"is that tumblr?"
>*cringe*
>"no its 4chan"
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is shocked and horrified
>"it's okay I'm raiding them with ponies"
> cousin relaxes
> gay pony orgy

[Anonymous No.16799971]

>>16799895
lol

[Anonymous No.16799975]

>>16799917
Roody poo

[Anonymous No.16800039]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>start browsing /biz/
>Sergey looks over my shoulder
>"We're gonna make it, like, next month"
>*gasp*
>"1k e-eo y-year?"
> "But first you must assume the position"
> "Yes master"
> *I get on my knees ready and willing to receive his glorious 700k dump"and
>everyone in the room looks at me
>notice cousins expression is weirded out
>Sergey isn't actually there, it was a hallucination
>"uh, sorry, I was talking in my sleep."
>cousin relaxes
>tv suddenly starts a slideshow
>"The Smart Contract Connectivity Problem"

[Anonymous No.16800049]

>>16799235
Based

[Anonymous No.16800228]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>cousin relaxes
>fat shit dumps from her asshole on my plate

[Anonymous No.16800252]

>>16799110
always just say reddit if someone asks but shouldn't browse here openly

[Anonymous No.16800285]

>>16799110

>Imagine having a family that even knows what 4chan is

[Anonymous No.16800453]

>>16799895
Took me a while to understand it

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chain%20Link

Now i understand stinky linky memes.

[Anonymous No.16800504]

>>16799235
kek

[Anonymous No.16800604]

>>16799375
these LARPs are only believable on /r9k/ we actually have girlfriends on this board. women are more compassionate, men are more logical. achieve perfect balance

[Anonymous No.16800663]

>>16799455
... And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.16800747]

i have never once discussed this website in real life and would always play it down and change the subject if some basic ass bitch normalfag happened to mention it to me
t. '05fag

[Anonymous No.16800757]

>little living room get together
>discussion in the family room
>topic of shit boring conversation doesnt out loud
>start shoulder browsing /biz/
>cousin looks over my sister
>"is that reddit?"
>*cringe*
>"no its 4chan"
>oh boring, did i just say that out pic related cousin?
>notice finance section expression i just like pic related business
>"its the cousin & sister section"
>sister shoulder room relaxes
>they gathering their cousin finance section conversation

[Anonymous No.16800776]

>>16799235
>>16799895
based
>>16799301
>>16799844
>>16800757
cringe

[Anonymous No.16800859]

>christmas evening, sippin on comfy whiskey coke
>in living room watching hgtv with mom, cousins, and their significant others
>fem cousin's bf mentions this subreddit he loves where he gets his memes
>youngest cousin interrupts with "uhh... we're a 4chan family."
>kek and chime in smugly, "he's right you know."
>other cousin only knows about 4chan through thread simulators on youtube. Makes a digital waifu joke from dont shitpost im scared.
>fem cousin is triggered and accuses us of being race traitors (we're mexican) for going on that site cuz "muh alt-right trump-lover hate speech site"
>mom just says, "I hear most of my memes from imgur come from there supposedly."
>just shrug and say pretty much
>femcousin and her onions bf indirectly btfo I guess?

cant tell if we are cringed or based desu

[Anonymous No.16800909]

My mom has no idea of what 4chan is, a couple of time she might have seen the /biz/ catalog pictures, green frog cartoons, half naked women, green or pink faced cartoons.

Only one time she asked me who was that ridiculously fat guy in the TIME cover.

[Anonymous No.16800977]

Imagine being such a delusional screwball that you think telling people you look at this retarded website will reveal your "power level" "to the normies".

[Anonymous No.16800998]

>>16799795
>2016+4
>muh sekrit club

[Anonymous No.16801012]

>>16800977
>Imagine being such a delusional screwball that you think telling people you look at this retarded website will reveal your "power level" "to the normies"
>oh shit, did i say just that outloud?
Obviously wasnt the case. Nice projection though

[Anonymous No.16801049]

>>16799110
>Newfag
>/biz/ now uncool
T. 80's Boomer

[Anonymous No.16801053]

>>16799844
>LINK
Rent free :)

[Anonymous No.16801160]

>little family get together
>topic of conversation doesnt interest me
>take out phone
>sister asks 'is that a gram?'
>just checking Blockfolio
>sister takes out her blockfolio
>i cant believe she holds link
>she got in sub 40 cents
>nice, very nice...
>"Lets see brothers blockfolio"
>whips out his blockfolio illuminated by max screen brightness
>look at that subtle balance of bigcoins and shitcoins
>he has even arranged the colors of the coin logos in perfect order
>"its very nice, my son"
>I cant belieive dad prefers his blockfolio to mine

[Anonymous No.16801365]

>>16800998
Again, this is exactly why this site is the way it is

[Anonymous No.16801386]

>>16801160
Topkek +1 internet to you

[Anonymous No.16801412]

>>16801365
Theres the door

[Anonymous No.16802121]

>>16799235
based

[Anonymous No.16802162]

>little family get together
>gathered in the living room
>topic of discussion doesnt interest me
>start browsing /biz/
>sister looks over my shoulder
>"is that reddit?"
>*cringe*
>"no its 4chan"
>oh shit, did i just say that out loud?
>notice cousins expression is like pic related
>"its the business & finance section"
>"I'm getting the pajeets to buy my bags"
>cousin dabs
>they continue their boring conversation

[Anonymous No.16802195]

>>16800604
Please die

[Anonymous No.16802211]

>>16799235
Based

[Anonymous No.16802223]

i love this shit

[Anonymous No.16802225]

>>16799235
lol

[Anonymous No.16802285]

>>16799235
BASED

[Anonymous No.16802647]

> little family get together
> Conversation drifts to normie things like jobs gfs and babies
> I'm a neet incel btw
> Pull out my phone and search /biz/
> Sister sees and whispers to my cousin
> Cousin looks visibly shaken
> sister whispers to my other family members
> The whole room is silent
> I look up and meet everyone in the eye
> "Fuck jannies, niggers, kikes, spics, and especially jannies"
> Family all laugh awkwardly
> Dad puts his hand on my shoulder
> "My son", he begins, "enjoy your ban"
> Cry in the corner of my room for three days straight

[Anonymous No.16802689]

>Little family get together
>Sister notices I'm browsing 4chan
>'is that reddit?'
>Audibly exclaim EPIC CRINGE
>she says 'what?'
>begin feeling her little nips
>undress her
>plow her until she screams
>IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU DEGENERATE FILTH
>she is close to climaxing
>I carry on investing into reasonable investments such as Adidas and Silver
>she cums on my penis (big) and it feels good for her i think
>it doesnt feel very much good for me but I pretend to cum and we call it a night
the end