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how would /biz/ use this place to maximize profit?

>> No.16791308

This can’t be real...

>> No.16791316

>>16791295
Make a YouTube channel to shill the "hallway lifestyle" to impressionable zoomers.

>> No.16791345

>>16791316
that might actually be fun. you could run various situations in there like a pimp my crib knock off, netflix and chill with a hot date, fill it up with people and try to throw a party, etc.

>> No.16791372

>>16791316
Stealing this idea, thanks Anon

>> No.16791381

>>16791308

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FoAr8i26g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZSdrtEqcHU

>> No.16791385

>>16791295
>650/month
where the fuck is that hallway? Versailles?

>> No.16791397

>>16791381
>While he admits he misses being able to cook a real meal- though he's vegetarian so eats a lot of vegetables and nuts and can even microwave eggs- Luke doesn't see living small as a sacrifice.
>He loves living in the heart of New York City- his place is in Midtown Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen- and he likes paying just $750/month (cheaper than the shared housing he could find in the area).


what kind of mental illness do you call this?

>> No.16791434

>>16791397

Kek. While I've lived in smaller spaces, I was not charged that much nor did I share the bathroom with four others.

He was definitely convincing himself out was a good purchase like some of these bags

>> No.16791470

>>16791295
put a popcan-sized hole in the walls, just under waist height. Service all who enter for an appropriate fee.

>> No.16791484

>>16791385
It's in a black neighborhood in Queens, New Yotk City. Absolutely 100% not worth it

>> No.16791554

>>16791381
>I'm a professional organizer
>Disorganized and hoarding
>90 square feet apartment
>Standing on a gas lift computer chair
>Holocaust
>Guy has to stand on a ladder to have sex with her in doggy style
JUST

>> No.16791623

>>16791345
Sounds shit

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>>16791295
gonna need some fucking sauce on this chief though I'm inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt

>> No.16791643

>>16791484
Blacked.com now shooting niggers in hallways

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>>16791470

>> No.16791682
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>>16791316

Kek

Honestly a great idea

>> No.16791710

>>16791381
this is the guy who calls you an incel on twitter

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>>16791295

we're going to be living in Silent Hill by the end of this decade

>> No.16791851

Why do people insist on living in cities they can't afford to live in?
t. Lives in a midwestern city with plenty to do, 150k population, and $500/month rent for a cozy single bedroom

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>>16791381
is that the EXPOSED RED BRICK WALL ive heard so much about in the s oy copypasta?

>> No.16791927

>>16791851
Because they're so narcissistic that they believe that THEY deserve to live in the heart of the business and financial world even though in reality they have no business there, as proven by the fact that they live in closets like Anne Frank.

>> No.16792037

>>16791295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FoAr8i26g

Shit its smaller than this guy's place. and its 50$ less

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>>16791381
>>16792037
Lived in a shitty <<<microstudio>>> similar to this in my last year of college for about $800/month. Had to vacate the place and take the rest of the year off when I lost my scholarship mid semester. The boomers who owned the place went off on me and nearly had a heart attack after realizing that they weren't going to be receiving steady shekels each month. Didn't sign a lease contract. Oh well.