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I don't want to go to war tomorrow.

>> No.16779875

>it ain't me starts playing

>> No.16779884

>>16779871
>He voluntarily joined the military
lmao

>> No.16779894

>>16779871
laughed audibly

>> No.16779897

>>16779875
kek, official /biz/ theme (www3 edition)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>> No.16779901

I’m scared frens

>> No.16779917

>>16779901
you should be, any infrantery will be fucked hard

>> No.16779923

>>16779901
pussy

>> No.16779932

>>16779901
There's a 0% chance of war man

>> No.16779933
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16779933

>>16779871

>> No.16779974

>>16779932
You underestimate the based of my president

>> No.16780107

>>16779932
There's at least 1% chance, come on. Every war starts like this

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>>16779884
>zoomer who thinks he's witty and won't have to go to war

got news for you BUCKO

>> No.16780152

Lol fuck these niggers and their propoganda, dodge the draft with me zoomer bro

>> No.16780159

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1213684819537932293
It's motherfucking on bitches

>> No.16780167

>>16779932
If you analyse who is going to profit from this war you will realize the chances are almost 100%

>> No.16780176

>>16779871
37F here. I joined the army reserve less than a year ago, don’t know if my unit will be mobilized anytime soon though

>> No.16780180
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16780180

Guess waging isn't so bad after all my fellow wagies

>> No.16780195
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>>16780176
Stay safe, fren.

>> No.16780207

>>16780167
this.
imagine being /biz/ and not knowing this.

>> No.16780211

just lel at fingercucks
i just sawed off both my index fingers, ama
enjoy dying for israel

>> No.16780225

go long DoD/aerospace stocks

>source: dude trust me

>> No.16780227

one last thing, the meme war never ended. let's meme iran into the good guys, my fellow kekistani brehs.

>> No.16780249

>>16779871
Rothschild needs that sweet Iranian central bank, guy. Better strap those boots on tight.

>> No.16780251

>>16780225
>he wasn't already ballsdeep in NorGrumman/Honeywell/General Dynamics since 2014 with specific 25% 'Defense' allocation in portfolio
ngmi

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>>16780251
>mfw afterhours boys bringing me the quick gainz

get out of buttcoin now /biz/ and get on the /bomb/ train

>> No.16780337

>>16780134
>He thinks anyone needs a draft to fight a war in MENA
lol

>> No.16780364

>>16780176
Hello 37F haha show bobs and vagene haha

>> No.16780385
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16780385

How do we profit from WW3?

>> No.16780404

>>16779932
>There's a 0% chance of war man
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/07/iran-state-tv-says-tehran-has-launched-missiles-at-iraqs-air-base-housing-us-troops.html

>> No.16780419

war will not

>> No.16780473

>>16779932
israel is being threatened and you don't think people are about to be deployed off of that alone?

>> No.16780475

>>16780385
Convert to Judaism.

>> No.16780693

>>16780385

see

>>16780225
>>16780311
>>16780251

>> No.16780817

>>16779875
You stupid FUCKING zoomer
It is "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival Band
GET IT RIGHT

>> No.16780834

>>16780817
Ok newfag

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>>16780834
At this point, I hope they send you packing to go fight in some dumb ass cock measuring contest
Your platooned will be glassed first by the New British sand people.

>> No.16780888

>>16780853
>t. newfag boomer

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>>16780817
>it ain't me starts playing louder

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>>16779871
https://youtu.be/r_7Z2KnbAIE

>> No.16781006

wakey wakey little muttley

>> No.16781046
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>>16779884
Buddy.If you get even a minor injury during your service in the military you gain huge passive income for life and free healthcare.
It's literally free money for getting shot in the leg.

>> No.16781472

>>16780364
Took me a few seconds to get it. That was pretty funny

>> No.16781498

>>16781046
It’s also tax free and can’t be touched in alimony or child support

>> No.16781662

>>16780207
who is going to profit?

>> No.16781693

>>16781046
Reevaluate if your ambition is to be wounded, maybe mortally, fighting for the state.

>> No.16781697

>>16779871
I fucking do.
26, hope to get drafted

>> No.16781707

>>16779871
I feel bad for modern soldiers. You don't even get to rape and pillage Nanking style. Worse than that, you can't take any spoils of war.

You don't even get to keep your fucking gun lmao. Modern soldiers are treated like school children.

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>>16779871

>> No.16781742

>>16779871
There will be no war, it's a false flag

>> No.16781745

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLf9THDmsmk

>> No.16781764

Trump promised to end the forever wars. Now he's started another one. Explain again why I should vote for him?

>> No.16781770

>>16781745
kek

>> No.16781773

>>16781742
Dude, I hate to break it to you... But false flags lead to war.

>> No.16781790

>>16781773
no americans have been killed and iran doesn't want war, it's not happening.

>> No.16781803

>>16779932

don't tell me that I need these fucking gains

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>>16779871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va7-CJiRuPU

>> No.16781831

We literally went through this shit with North Korea.

Nothing.
Will.
Happen.

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>>16780817
>You stupid FUCKING zoomer
>It is "Fortnite Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival Band
>GET IT RIGHT

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>>16781745
love it

>> No.16781912

>>16781764
Because the dems will not dominate someone worse, just like last time

>> No.16781917

>>16781912
nominate*

>> No.16782177

>>16781745
based. good movie clip too. the rest of the movie was okay.