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[Anonymous No.16741642]

/biz/ I am going to possibly be getting laid tomorrow. I haven't been laid in 2.5 years now. I'm kind of nervous. Also how do I shave my cock? I said it was shaved when we were talking and its not. Can I use an electric razor? All my previous sexual encounters I just trimmed them.

[Anonymous No.16741650]

Just trim the bush and you'll be ok.

[Anonymous No.16741654]

>>16741642
Just use a regular kitchen knife and chop it off

[Anonymous No.16741659]

>>16741642
Iktf bro I'm trying to get laid on tinder and shit after a recent break up from a long relationship.
I'm all rusty and I don't want to take them to date or to drink something. I just want to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.16741672]

>>16741642
Dont fucking shave your pubes stop growing after reaching a certain length and have an actual function which is causing friction hence stimulating the vagene when you thrust in and out

[Anonymous No.16741680]

>>16741672
that's the first time I hear about pubes hair stimulating the vagina. and that's on 4chin.
please lemme doubt what you say my friend.

[Anonymous No.16741682]

>>16741672
this
functionality > aesthetic

[Anonymous No.16741687]

>>16741680
uh? it's a well known fact anon...

[Anonymous No.16741690]

>>16741642
Singe them off with a lighter

[Anonymous No.16741695]

>>16741672
I thought pubes were just for spreading pheromones or some shit and making sure you don't get try skin there/warmth.

>>16741659
Yeah thats what this is. (I think). Usually on this website, people don't want to meet and get drinks first they are down to fuck. I am only 2/3 on meeting girls and then fucking them. So there is a chance if she meets me she will realize how autistic and how much of a loser I am. Then she will leave :(

[Anonymous No.16742036]

>>16741642
Also, is it ok if I bring expired condoms? They expired in October. Back when I was still getting laid occasionally a few years ago, I bought a large pack.

I think they should be functional (only 60 days expired, 2 year life), but would it be really bad if she saw on the packaging it was expired? Like would she think I was a shut in loser?

Also my ID is:
>LOKcUmrN
>CUM RN

Definitely gonna happen boys

[Anonymous No.16742049]

avoid herbes, just jerk off bro

[Anonymous No.16742059]

>>16742036
it's actually
LOK CUM RN, the cum is locked anon. No pepo in vagen

[Anonymous No.16742072]

>>16741690
This. Also saturate your pubes with alcohol first.

[Anonymous No.16742090]

>>16741642
who fucking cares
just coom bro

[Anonymous No.16742103]

>>16741642
Make sure you coom at least 3 times or kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16742114]

>>16741642

haha. You're gonna go fuck this girl and your balls are going to be all red, cut up, and bumpy.

[Anonymous No.16742137]

>>16741642
Why do you shave? I've never done that they don't care.

[Anonymous No.16742158]

>>16742114
want to know how I know you're a virgin ?

[Anonymous No.16742180]

>>16742137
Will they suck your dick just as much? I have had them suck w/ pubes they never said anything about it, but I assume they might enjoy it less.

[Anonymous No.16742182]

>>16741642
>ID: locked cum right now

[Anonymous No.16742205]

>>16742182
rolling for BlU3b4LLz

[Anonymous No.16742381]

>>16741654

that's too easy. gender transition surgery would be way better

[Anonymous No.16742385]

>>16742036
>is it ok if I bring expired condoms? They expired in October. Back when I was still getting laid occasionally a few years ago, I bought a large pack.
>I think they should be functional (only 60 days expired, 2 year life), but would it be really bad if she saw on the packaging it was expired? Like would she think I was a shut in loser?

No one has answered me on this yet, please help me /biz/

[Anonymous No.16742418]

>>16741642
Jerk off but just once or you wont get a boner

[Anonymous No.16742426]

>>16741650
>Just trim the bush and you'll be ok.
this. never fully shave. you'll sandpaper her beef lips and she'll never talk to you again

[Anonymous No.16742456]

>>16741642
Don’t shave them, you’ll look like a little boy and she’ll feel like a pedo. Trim, not shave.

[Anonymous No.16742473]

Don't shave unless you are a ripped porn star
Normal men just trim it every 3 months

[Anonymous No.16742483]

>>16742473
normal men shave once a week, this thread is either full of trolls or ..and this seems likely.. full of fuckin virgin incels who think having a reeking bush is a turn on.. jesus fucking christ i just took the bait, slap yourself on the back and take a whiff at your bush

[Anonymous No.16742488]

>>16741654
based discord tranny

[Anonymous No.16742503]

>>16742036
buy new condoms ffs. how cheap are you. pregnancy should be your concern, not what she thinks retard

[Anonymous No.16742516]

>>16742385
Ofc it’s ok bruh. Those things are good years after exp date cuz they make more money with turnover. Plus you’re fucking a man.

[Anonymous No.16742561]

>>16742503
Bro. They work fine. I guess I can just rioe the wrapper where expiration date is so she can't see it. It's not like after 2 years 6 months holes start appearing in them or some shit.

[Anonymous No.16742613]

Trim with a buzzer. Shaving to bare skin is something you do at 15 and then never again in life unless you never get laid and always think tonight is the night.

[Anonymous No.16742833]

>>16742613
You shave balls

[Anonymous No.16742867]

>>16742561
How fucking poor are you
Why would you even risk it?
Also, you're thinking too much into this. Having sex is the most natural thing. Use your intuition to please her.

[Anonymous No.16742872]

No puss is worth the full future pain and itching of the %100 shave. Trim dat

[Anonymous No.16742888]

>>16742833
This. A buzzer will cut your balls up, trust me. Use a Mach 3 razor in the shower with plenty of body wash applied first. Hold the penis up at the tip for maximum exposure, and shave downwards from back of dick to balls.

[Anonymous No.16742922]

>>16742888
>>16741642
imagine showing up to a girls place with your balls all sliced up from a razor.
why the fuck do you think having shaved balls will turn her on.
Your confidence is the ONLY thing that will turn her on
OP, you sound like a virgin DESU. Just fuck the shit out of her. She doesn't care how much hair you have

[Anonymous No.16742939]

>>16742922
Most prefer it shaven or at least trimmed. Had this conversation with dozens of women. I've had girls ask me if they could shave my balls. Razor with body wash results in no cuts unless you're careless.

[Anonymous No.16742952]

>>16742922
Have only had minor cuts once or twice.
If you want there to go down on you and really enjoy it, better have it neat there.

For pure penetration purposes I agree, the amount of pubic hair does not matter

[Anonymous No.16742955]

>>16742483
Not everyone is black, anon

[Anonymous No.16742961]

>>16742952
> there
here*
ftfm

[Anonymous No.16742978]

>>16742939
Dude
Girls just wanna coom. Unless you're a gorilla they don't give a fuck. A modest trim will do.
I find it hard to believe you're that obsessed with this topic that you've discussed it with "dozens" of women. How many dozens? 2? 3? You're telling me you've had a pubic hair convo with OVER 20 WOMEN?
YIKES

[Anonymous No.16743015]

>>16742952
point is... girls want confident men and confident men don't give a fuck. If you give a fuck you are signalling that you're insecure.... balance that with the fact there can be "too much" hair though. Shaving your balls is a cuck move

[Anonymous No.16743016]

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.16743034]

>>16742922
>imagine showing up to a girls place with your balls all sliced up from a razor.
I shave them for more than a decade now and I never got a single cut on them.
>why the fuck do you think having shaved balls will turn her on
You shave the balls for yourself you dumb fuck, not for her. The feeling of your balls being licked, sucked and caressed is God tier.

Have fun with your jungle hair balls never being in some whores mouth ever.

[Anonymous No.16743037]

>>16741672
>nd have an actual function which is causing friction hence stimulating the vagene when you thrust in and out
lmao wtf am i reading

[Anonymous No.16743048]

>>16742955
>basic hygiene
>black
pick one incel

[Anonymous No.16743052]

>>16742978
I hope you can get your balls licked someday bro

[Anonymous No.16743059]

>>16743034
based and /thread

[Anonymous No.16743063]

>>16743034
>>16743052
lmao
the girls I fuck suck my hairy balls without hesitation and without me asking, you absolute cuck.
I feel sorry for you that you have to go through hoops to get what you want from a girl

[Anonymous No.16743077]

>>16743063
>the girls I fuck
>suck my hairy balls
>hairy
>without hesitation
>and without me asking
>you absolute cuck

So much forced content here from TheRedPill forums. Have sex m8

[Anonymous No.16743078]

>>16743063
The question isn't getting a girl to like your balls, but you getting the most of it. If you genuinely enjoy getting your balls fondled with you would shave them for your own enjoyment.

What you are currently doing is the equivalent of saying how getting your dick sucked feels better if your dick had thick long hair all over to the very tip. Absolute cope.

[Anonymous No.16743100]

>>16743078
>What you are currently doing is the equivalent of saying how getting your dick sucked feels better if your dick had thick long hair all over to the very tip.
What the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.16743109]

>>16743077
>having a convo about sex with neet virgins on /biz
I've made a mistake

[Anonymous No.16743137]

>>16741642
i hope youre married to the broad or you will burn in hell OP

[Anonymous No.16743141]

Wtf is this shit about not shaving. I guess if your fat it doesn't matter much and the girl will probably want it over with fast either way.
Some real advice is to shave a few days ahead of time so no healing cuts, which can increase std risk