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>>>/news/525053

>WW3 ensues
1.) How do we make money off of this?
2.) How do we dodge the draft? I ain't dying for no kikes

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>>16732112
>tfw 31yrs old
>still fitter than 99% of 4chan
>too old for the draft
have fun zoomie goyim

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>>16732112
>tfw 31yrs old
>still fitter than 99% of 4chan
>too old for the draft
have fun zoomie goyim

>> No.16732200

>>16732112
Titanium and platinum

>> No.16732241

>>16732112
Fucking orange cheeto always knew that he will fuck it up. No wonder they are looking for a big scale war, the bubble qe4, everything was there, so blind aff.

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>>16732178
Kek this. Zoomers will keep us safe while we take their women.

>> No.16732255

>>16732241
It makes me feel good knowing you people still seethe about Trumps 2016 victory every single day

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>>16732244
Kek wills it. Dabs on zoomies. Zoom zoom in the sand bitch haha

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>>16732287
If dubs, crypto zoomers BTFOd in the sandy shitholes of the middle east. If not dubs, crypto zoomers BTFOd in the sandy shitholes of the middle east regardless.

>> No.16732303

I can't stop laughing at you amerimutts

t. Polish zoomer

>> No.16732325

>>16732303
>Polish zoomer

I feel sorry for you, kid.

>> No.16732350

>>16732325
Don't be. Moving to the Netherlands for uni in a year or so

>> No.16732485

>>16732350
It's gonna be a diverse experience

>> No.16732507

>>16732112
1. Long military contractor stocks
2. Be over 25. You are over 25, right OP?

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>>16732507
>tfw I'm 24
it's not fair bizbros, why me?

>> No.16733165

>>16732350
>Netherlands
Have fun being surrounded by shitskins and coalburners

>> No.16733179

>>16732178
This.

>>16732244
Based. Good luck zoomers! We'll be helping you with memetic warfare.

>> No.16733180

you all know they are going to change the law right on drafting right? The rights to zoomer pussies are boomers

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Watch War Dogs

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>>16732112
>>16732178
>>16732244
>>16732302
>>16733179
>having another man protect you
pussies

>> No.16733315

>>16732178
What is the cut off age? I'm 32 year old boomer.

>> No.16734405

>>16733180
Why don't we send boomers to war instead?

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>>16732178
>tfw turned 27 a month ago

>> No.16734449

>>16732178
this Im a based boomer in my 30s and too old for the draft. have fun dying for your country zoomerfags

>> No.16734468

>>16734405
Because most of them are morbidly obese.

>> No.16734503

>>16734468
Oshit I need to start stuffing myself with twinkies. FUCK YOU /fit/ you’re gonna get me killed

>> No.16734554

>>16732112
i'm a felon so i cant get drafted. have fun fags

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>>16734468
That's hardly exclusive to boomers.

>> No.16734601

>>16732112
Curious about the boomer cutoff age I just found out illegal immigrants are required to sign up for the draft. Fucking jej why not just send them to war