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>be me
>home for holidays
>sister's husband talking about his business and how great the DOW did in 2019
>autism intensifies
>"actually we're due for a recession"
>tells me the 15% correction was it
>tells me we haven't needed QE in years
>I start sperging about the New York Feds balance sheet and the repo market
>he tells me I'm out of my depth and ignores me the rest of the day
Why are normies so retarded?

>> No.16729152

>>16729141
Anon you are a player. They are the NPCs. You can't expect an NPC to have true, original ideas or thoughts. They are only capable of expressing whatever their programming is.

>> No.16729168

Hes put everything into the market and has no protection. He knows its either all or nothing. Hearing ideas that counter his just makes brainlets angry. You did good OP.
Dont lend them any money once everything turns to shit.

>> No.16729178

>>16729141
> Doesn't realize the repo market is status quo we finally returned to after QE
He's right, you're out of your depth.

>> No.16729179

>>16729141
When he gets rekt make it your priority to not see him ever again.

>> No.16729180

If you're so sure the market will tank then post your shorts.

>> No.16729211

When it tanks and he is crying about his loses say "man I'm so sorry for your losses but I tried to explain last Christmas. Guess I was just out of my depth"
Don't do it in a sarcastic voice and watch him internally scream

>> No.16729477

>>16729141
Anon, he's a cunt. When the crash comes, text him "You're out of your depth" and then block him.

>> No.16729490

>>16729141
He’s right, and he embarrassed you.

>> No.16729565
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>>16729141
KEK this guy is literally fucking your sister every day, probably in the ass too. OP is a cuck

>> No.16729575

>>16729141
>he tells me I'm out of my depth and ignores me the rest of the day
is he your sisters husband or wife?

>> No.16729694

>>16729575
Kek

>> No.16729710

>>16729490
>He’s right, and he embarrassed you
He ended with a non-response, and for lack of class couldn't bring himself to engage OP after that. He got btfo.

>> No.16729720

>>16729565
yeah opie, take what's yours and fuck your sister

>> No.16729737

>>16729720
based

>> No.16729747

>>16729710
/thread

>> No.16729766

>>16729180
market won't tank for another year or so. inverted yield curve has preceded 100% of recessions.

>> No.16729779

>>16729720
/ Thread

>> No.16729790
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16729790

>>16729141
BET WITH HIM THEN YOU PUSSY

SHAKE THE MANS HAND WITH MONEY ON THE LINE.

STAND UR GROUND.

>> No.16729815

>>16729720
Redpilled

>> No.16729856

>>16729180
George Soros recognized the dot com bubble was a bubble and yet even he couldn't time his short correctly.

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>>16729141
he's right you know.

>> No.16729897

>>16729141

you didn't mention global PMIs? Record low unemployment? Wage growth we haven't seen in years? Earnings guided lower a million times? European banking crisis?

Looks like you really were just a retard

>> No.16729949

>>16729477
psh.. nothin personnel kid

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>>16729141
I had an argument with a normie friend of mine about Bitcoin vs. the stock market and he starts getting all defensive and bragging about his weed stocks portfolio and how BTC is a scam and i'm gonna lose all of my money. Can't wait to contact him again when we hit a new ATH this summer.

>> No.16730057

>>16729141
now imagine a younger generation than zoomer is telling u, ur bitcorn is due for a correct

>> No.16730419

>>16730045
holy kek @ weed stocks
dude weed lmao

>> No.16731363

>>16729790
>You win, you fuck my sister
>I win, I fuck your wife

>> No.16732072

>>16729141
>He fell for the FED and repo market meme
Based normie seems like he actually does know what he's talking about while you're entire knowledge base is from /biz/.
The 15% correction thing might be some miscommunication though. While he was talking about stocks you were talking about economy.