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Hi guys. Hypothetically, how would you announce an extremely bad news to a bunch of neet autists who based their only hope for a better future solely on your project which potential outcome you might have slightly overstated?

Asking for a friend, thanks

>> No.16700236

>an extremely bad news

Fuck off pajeet

>> No.16700332

>>16700117
Is it true he only grew the beard and gut so he could lose them at a later time and be unrecognizable? In the event that chainlink decides to exit scam?

>> No.16700561

>>16700332
Bro literally hundreds of the most autistic people on the net have idolized him. There’s no getting away if he exits. Even if he spends some of his millions on plastic surgery these autists spend time playing >he or she for on a daily basis. There’s unironically no place to hide.

>> No.16700567

>>16700332
>>16700561
I will add however the signal you should be looking for is a change in his attire. It has been well established that the shirt is a warrant canary. If he changes it, start blocking the exits.

>> No.16700643

>>16700117
> an extremely bad news
Just do the needful. Sirs will understand.

>> No.16700665

My name is Suven but I’m no pajeet.

I moved from New Delhi to San Francisco in 2014 to assist on a smart contract project.

It turned out to be LINK and I reported directly to Dimitri.

It turned out that solving the Oracle problem caused another problem.

A very big problem that I fear does not bode well for those of you hoping to get rich from this project.

OP obviously knows what I’m talking and all I can do is beg him not to reveal the truth.

You will be hurting us all.

There is still hope so please don’t shatter their dreams yet.

This I beg.

>> No.16700704

>>16700332
theres a dozen pictures of him beardless floating around, he won't be able to hide without getting major facial surgery

>> No.16700748

>>16700117
lmao I know this is a pajeet shill but just for the sake of a thought experiment, the only possible way out for sergey at that point would be to disappear without saying anything and get the biggest head start possible.

>> No.16700782

Sergey is probably in one of the most undesirable positions in the world right now. Unless the success of chainlink really is a lock.

>> No.16700798

>>16700561
what about the cayman islands?

>> No.16700840

>>16700117
hold a presentation like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKO6IChjojI
then announce your bad news.

>> No.16701428

>>16700332
Don't worry: I met him in person and memorized his smell; even if he alters his appearance completely, I'll still be able recognize his unique stink anywhere.
>...and you'd better believe that my pack will hunt him down if he betrays us
Nonetheless, I'm not worried at all, and will continue to hold my stack (or at least half of it) until we hit $1,000 per LINK token... which is happening tonight, boys; strap in!

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>>16700117
>how would you announce an extremely bad news
I'm sorry anon...you are NOT the father

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I think Sergey truly enjoys seeing posts like this. Hi Mr. Nazarov.

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>> No.16703171

>>16700798
Even worse: false sense of security