/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16682952]

Does /biz/ play the lottery?

[Anonymous No.16682987]

No

[Anonymous No.16682996]

I already pay taxes

[Anonymous No.16682998]

Only poor people play the lottery.

[Anonymous No.16683009]

The lottery is for retarded Jew fags.

[Anonymous No.16683013]

yeah it's called crypto

[Anonymous No.16683043]

When the jackpot is relatively high, yes.

[Anonymous No.16683091]

Yes because if I don't play I have a 0% chance at retiring young. If I play, I have a 0.00001% chance at it.

[Anonymous No.16683124]

>>16683091
i like the odds

[Anonymous No.16683135]

>>16683124

They are bad, but its objectivity better than 0

[Anonymous No.16683163]

>>16683135
of course. one has higher probability of being struck by lightning twice in a day than win the fucking euromillions/powerball but i play it anyway

[Anonymous No.16683209]

>>16683135

It's still a zero percent chance of winning

[Anonymous No.16683218]

>>16683209
HURR DURR

[Anonymous No.16683262]

>>16683218

>0.00000001 are better odds than 0.0000000

Is this how niggers actually think?

[Anonymous No.16683280]

You should be spending at least 50% of ur income on lottery tickets. What else are u gonna do? Save up for 5 years and buy a Benz so ur ride to wagecucking is a little better? I can’t wait until we get our freedom dividends gonna spend it all on tickets and ciggies

[Anonymous No.16683304]

>>16682952
>Does /biz/ play the lottery?
Of course, every morning on the way home from my second job I buy a lottery ticket, a pack of cigarettes, and a can of Red Bull.
Don't know why I'm not rich yet, it's The Man tryin' to keep us down.

[Anonymous No.16683505]

>>16683091
but how often do you play?
once in a lifetime?
once a year?
every day?

[Anonymous No.16683534]

>>16683262

They are. Did they not teach you math in your country?

[Anonymous No.16684713]

once a month. full ticket is like 8,5€.

[Anonymous No.16684789]

>>16682952
I have a couple times just for kicks when it's got really high. It feels pretty dumb afterwards when you don't win.

[Anonymous No.16685009]

After a family friend won 8 figures, yes.

[Anonymous No.16685332]

Playing the lottery is for retards.

like this guy >>16685009

[Anonymous No.16685337]

>>16682952
Is it worth it to toss a $1 at this or not?

[Anonymous No.16685341]

I pick up five Powerball and five Mega Millions quick picks when I gas up the truck. (((Gotta play to win!)))

[Anonymous No.16685400]

>>16685337

Assuming there is only 1 winner, the expected value for playing the lottery turns positive when your winnings after the taxjew takes his share are around 800 million. If you are that good at doing statistics and probability calculations, you're already not playing the lottery.

[Anonymous No.16685420]

>>16682952
I play when jackpots are high...never won much but i can afford to lose it...maybe played $300 this year, nothing to show for it

[Anonymous No.16685421]

>>16682952

>Be the government
>Make a get rich quick scheme too keep the peasants docile
>But what do we do when somebody calls us out on being pieces of shit?
>Donate some of the money we make to higher education. We're the good guys.

The lottery's very existence is proof the government hates you.

[Anonymous No.16685422]

Does investing in crypto count?

[Anonymous No.16685468]

>>16682952
yes I invest in shitcoins

[Anonymous No.16686149]

>>16682952
>Lotto Boomers Thread

[Anonymous No.16686608]

>>16683135
Not necessarily : you lose money eacj time you play, you might have worse finance than if you never played.

[Anonymous No.16686652]

>>16686608
Yes, necessarily you utter retard. Nice strawman

[Anonymous No.16686924]

>>16682952
No because I'm not a nigger.

In all seriousness the lottery is a scam to launder money

https://www.thelostogle.com/2019/08/14/no-jeffrey-epstein-did-not-win-25-million-from-an-oklahoma-lottery-ticket-or-did-he/#comments