Uncle - 3, $1000 EOY - 0

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.16670918]

Coming to you live from the Swiss Alps! In this corner, the 3-time defending champion of linklets. The undisputed heavyweight of the world. The man who will always reign supreme over Sergey's cucks. The anti-assblaster

In the other corner. The holders of a $1.80 useless shit token. The jim jones drinking, delusional, pleb, stinky masses. The linklets! As we round out another year, I would like to thank the biz hivemind for once again shilling scams on this Japanese maguro farming forum. You will never get wealthy believing $1000 EOY

>$3 is now a moon mission

[Anonymous No.16670936]

Top kek, based uncle

[Anonymous No.16670947]

>>16670918
TRANSLATION
>uncle alone and sadfag bought the dip

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.16671037]

>>16670947
Going to need a translation for this pajeet's translation

[Anonymous No.16671064]

>>16670918
Where in the alps cuck?

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.16671140]

>>16671064
Gstaad currently, very nice. There's a WANTED sign posted in the village for a man last seen wearing a plaid shirt and stealing millions of $ from morons

[Anonymous No.16671176]

>>16671140
Also based

Funny, I almost believed the link parade myself. If I had bought I would be down 50% now. What’s a good investment for 2020?

[Anonymous No.16671193]

>>16670918

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.16671208]

>>16671176
For 2020, keep a close eye on politics. I would have my paws on tech and crispr stocks, until there is a reason to run to the sidelines

>>16671193
>Uploads an elf book

[Anonymous No.16671218]

>>16670918
>The anti-assblaster
Because you've already had your ass blasted

[Anonymous No.16671258]

Unironically, LINK

[Anonymous No.16671309]

you said the same thing at 20 and 60 cents

shut up faggot

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.16671425]

>>16671309
>$1000
>$0.20
>$0.60
>$1.80

Tell me which number is the outlier, faggot

[Anonymous No.16671468]

>>16670918
Sold 382K link at $4, then re-bought the $1.50 -> $3 flip. sold 75% of that.

Putting $125K into the Kleros sale in Jan, keeping 10 BTC / 200 ETH, and cashing out $450K. Did i do gewd?

[Anonymous No.16671586]

>>16671468
Swinging works?

[Anonymous No.16671654]

>>16670918
The power of Link compels you to sell all your Link stack and to come back in 2 years for the general salt mining thread.

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.16671662]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just got off my flight, fucking ponzimarines are STILL below $2 and Uncle has a based celebration thread
Ponzimarines BTFO a 3rd year in a row, Uncle has a 100% win rate at this point

[Anonymous No.16671715]

>>16671662
You mean celebrating having made x10/x20 during the bear market ?

[Anonymous No.16671797]

>>16670918
>>16671662
Hi UncleFagSchiff

>>16671140
Nice stock photo faggot. How about a timestamp pic to prove no larp

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.16671823]

>>16671797
Pic related, its literally YOU! fucking subhuman brick level IQ sperglord, keep HODLing and BLEEDing and keep providing liquidity for sergays dad!
Who knows which color LAMBO his dad will buy next? Another cherry red or maybe a sky blue one this time?

[Anonymous No.16671825]

>>16671797
>UncleFagSchiff
Kek. These cunts stay quiet for a while then all of a sudden show up in the same useless thread together. Really makes you think...

[Anonymous No.16671836]

>>16671662
>just got off my flight
We all know this persona, uncle dicklips and detective and are all the same idiot. Please, continue.

[Anonymous No.16671840]

>>16671823
>Up 10x
>BLEEDing
Nice try uncle

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.16671846]

>>16671825
>why yes goyim these two trips shilling opposite shit are the same person! They both hate link? Same person goy! Anybody who hates link is unironically the same person!
Fucking delusional ponzimarines! You are a joke and a complete laughing stock!
But sure, let sergey dump on you as you buy up more links, he’s about to get his dad another lambo!

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.16671866]

>>16671836
>every single trip on /biz/ is the same person
wew lad let me get what you’re smoking on, thats that other planet shit, thats that one puff turns you into a schizo shit

[Anonymous No.16671874]

Oh my god it's another tripfag lmao. Why are there so many lately?

[Anonymous No.16671891]

>>16671846
>two trips shilling opposite shit are the same person!
That's just part of the schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.16671895]

>>16670918
Fuck You!

[Anonymous No.16671958]

>>16671654

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

[Anonymous No.16671970]

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat of other bullshit projects before. I'm a dumbass NEET and I don't know any better

[Anonymous No.16671975]

>>16671958
cursed image delet this at once

[Anonymous No.16671992]

>>16671846
Uncle created this thread but he's strangely disappeared since your arrival. You better switch trips to keep things looking natural.

[Anonymous No.16671995]

Unironically, LINK

[Anonymous No.16672421]

fuck off and die tripfag your nothing but cringe

[Anonymous No.16672436]

>>16670918
imagine caring this much about something that you make these threads
you're like a militant atheists complaining that evangelicals are fanatics

[Anonymous No.16672826]

Nulinkers this guy fuds link on his trip then use anon posts to argue with himself. Be warned.

[Anonymous No.16673578]

>>16672826
Kek what an idiot

[Anonymous No.16673644]

>>16671468
Sure you did. Post pics or you're just a larping fraud

[Anonymous No.16673670]

Uncle SoSad is larp

[Anonymous No.16673729]

>>16673670
I’ve posted cards on here before, I’m not Asian

[Anonymous No.16673735]

Just realized my ID is fur, just bought a couple Canada Goose parkas too. Kek

[Anonymous No.16673806]

One day you realize.... damn! once you hit a certain spot in wallet hodler ranking... it becomes exponentially harder to rise up. top 1000 use to be cheap to buy, top 500 use to cheap to buy. Going from top 125 to 100 is just damn hard. You can swing and gain a few spots, you can swing and loose a few spots.

You're the only retard here still talking about 1K eoy, you astro tier larp.

[Anonymous No.16673815]

Unironically, LINK