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>mimble wimble is the most revolutionary idea since mixicles

>> No.16667374

>>16667370
oracles bro, oracles

>> No.16667401
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GUYS I JUST CHECKED TWITTER VIA LIGHTNING ON-RAMP NODE JS INTEGRATION AND THEY'RE ADDING MONGLES TO BITCOIN. IT'S FUCKING INSANE HOW WE'RE GETTING JIMBLIES AND MONGLES EARLY HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS IS $100k EASY BY EOY. I FUCKING LOVE HODLING WHILE WE WAIT FOR NOGGER, BINGLE BAMMERS AND FLIP ZIMMIES.

DIGITAL GOLD IS GOING TO BE REVOLUTIONIZED. IT'LL BE DIGITAL GOLD, PLATINUM, DIAMOND AND EVERY OTHER METAL COMBINED INTO ONE PERFECT ASSET THAT WE CAN HOLD. MIXCLES+FAGORDS+DOOP DOOPY + ORANGE TREE BLOOP = NEW PARADIGM

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>>16667401

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>>16667370
>MIMBLE
>WIMBLE

What actual autistic person came up with that name? Like, let the autistic people engineer the thing, sure, but don't let them anywhere near branding or marketing.

>> No.16667524

>>16667370
It's just horizontal scalability. Instead of a blockchain growing to hundreds of GB, instead it's pruned down to maybe dozens of GB. Other than that, it's not that special

>> No.16667602

>>16667401
ok this is based

>> No.16667616

>>16667370
The seminal implementation of MW has been pwned about five times by fucking civilian agencies, it's dog shit.

>> No.16667656

>>16667401
>this how you sound when you write a whitepaper about crypto.

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>data silos