The email I'm about to send to investors in 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.16636739]

You have 5 million dollars available...

...You get this email

wat do

[Anonymous No.16636756]

>>16636739
i wouldnt even open it if you havent been able to even "articulate" your idea yet

[Anonymous No.16636763]

>>16636739
I'd throw it right into Trash and mark it as Spam. This is fucking awful e-mail.

[Anonymous No.16636764]

>>16636739
>wat do

free tibet

[Anonymous No.16636771]

>>16636739
You won’t get any bites.

t. Experienced raising for startups

[Anonymous No.16636776]

classic riley sticka

[Anonymous No.16636777]

>>16636739
trash it

[Anonymous No.16636787]

>Our mission is to be acquired by a Big Tech company
>Think of us as like Amazon or Google
>Ambiguous bullshit
>There is no problem, but makes up one
>I want your money
>Emoji of an apple
>Avatar looks like some emo MySpace kid with bleached hair like it's 2002
This is /biz/

[Anonymous No.16636802]

>>16636787
>be on biz
>be unaware
this is /u/

[Anonymous No.16636818]

>>16636802
Been here for years, haven't seen this """"meme"""" once.

[Anonymous No.16636825]

>>16636776
yuh
People don't put enough effort in breaking their glass ceiling, man. I'm going for it

[Anonymous No.16636831]

>>16636739
You posted earlier or the other day this same retarded idea you stupid faggot. This is the most vague pseudo intellectual thing I've ever read and clearly shows you have never actually solved a problem before in your life.

[Anonymous No.16636848]

not sure if bait but if not kys

[Anonymous No.16636849]

>>16636739
Thanks for the business plan.

[Anonymous No.16636852]

>>16636818
it's new
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=people-connecting
get with the program nerd

[Anonymous No.16636872]

>>16636787
>probably thought all the single-purpose pets.com websites were just fine, prior to Amazon's breakthrough
>gets triggered over an apple

[Anonymous No.16636898]

>>16636872
if you post one of these threads one more time, I swear to fucking god I'm going to find your phone number and post it here

[Anonymous No.16636907]

>>16636831
>post idea across 4chan
>receive majority-positive & substantive feedback
>you spaz out

take your meds, anon

[Anonymous No.16636929]

>>16636898

[Anonymous No.16636932]

>>16636898
*waves hand*
You want to step away from the screen and rethink your life

[Anonymous No.16636945]

>similar to
>like X
do investors actually listen to these buzzwords or is it to overhype some rich retard into thinking your shitty bootleg product is actually somehow good

[Anonymous No.16636946]

>>16636739
This is retarded.
Just give him your money.
If you cannot see that this is retarded, that $5 million is better off in the hands of the con artist who sent you this shitty low effort pitch

[Anonymous No.16636962]

>>16636945
nah, there'll probably be a few investors with the personality type to hear me out I'm sure

[Anonymous No.16636978]

Riley, my man, I hate to say it, I really do, but FUCK YOU. You are not going to get any positive replies. Stop making these fucking threads.

[Anonymous No.16636993]

>>16636946
You have one shot to get an investor's attention...

..it's concerning a concept that hasn't been tried, and is furthermore cold-approach in nature

wat do

[Anonymous No.16637001]

>>16636962
>nah, there'll probably be a few investors with the personality type to hear me out I'm sure
Yes, Nigerian princes and lonely schizos who pretend to have money so they can keep talking with you. Your project relies on other projects, being a connector. Why the fuck would any substantial operation want to associate with a no-name third-party. You're the type that buys a pump and dump shitcoin thinking it's revolutionary.

[Anonymous No.16637030]

>>16637001
>Your project relies on other projects

wrong. This may justify your lack of patience, it was your lack of intelligence that made you assume its mechanics

[Anonymous No.16637037]

>>16637001
>Your project relies on other projects

wrong. This may justify your lack of patience, though it was your lack of intelligence that made you assume its mechanics

[Anonymous No.16637041]

>>16637030
>This may justify your lack of patience, it was your lack of intelligence that made you assume its mechanics
Or maybe the e-mail sucks. You might think being ambiguous and mysterious is going to catch someone's attention, but anyone with intelligence sees through the bullshit.

There are so many apps because companies want you to interact with their app. You cannot browse other apps while you have one open. You're more likely to keep using an open app than open up another one. That is why shopping apps exist when you could open up Safari if you wanted to. It also allows companies to send you push notifications.

The idea is terrible.

[Anonymous No.16637074]

>>16637041
>but anyone with intelligence sees through the bullshit

people of reasonable intelligence tend to act upon curiosity. I'll likely get a few folks willing to meet up, with a best case scenario being at least one hops on board to make it happen

^ such a scenario is definitely worth trying to pursue at least once, you feel me

[Anonymous No.16637097]

>>16637074
>people of reasonable intelligence tend to act upon curiosity. I'll likely get a few folks willing to meet up
LMAO. People with five million dollars don't have time to meet up to hear your ambiguous ideas. You have nothing, but an idea.

>HAY GUYZ IM MAKING A VIDEOGAME, IT WILL BE LIKE FORTNITE+MINECRAFT BUT BETTER
>All I will need is money to get started and talent. Who is up for changing the landscape and becoming a millionaire?
>I will also need $90,000 year salary thx

[Anonymous No.16637122]

>>16637097
>to meet up to hear your ambiguous ideas

So, don't forget that you convinced yourself that it was an application that connects to other applications...

...The majority of those that disagree with its potential at least didn't drop the ball that bad...including folks who have spent (clearly) less time with this than you - you have pig disgusting intuition, sir.

[Anonymous No.16637130]

>>16637122
99.9% of people wouldn't even get past the first paragraph before trashing your e-mail. Can't write a clear, direct e-mail? No way you can manage a project or have a decent idea that people would want.

[Anonymous No.16637140]

>>16636739
Free Tibet

[Anonymous No.16637143]

>>16636739
>Who the fuck is Riley? Man these fucking nigerian prince emails are so annoying.

[Anonymous No.16637147]

>>16636739
>the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, while expecting different outcomes

[Anonymous No.16637161]

>>16637130
>a clear, direct e-mail

Beginning:
State why I need help

Middle:
A concise pitch that calls one's curiosity to respond

End:
A cordial extension of a follow-up, with an emoji apple to calm one's blood pressure

come at me bruh

[Anonymous No.16637199]

If you consider using an emoji in a professional business email you most likely don't have a high school diploma.

[Anonymous No.16637214]

>>16637161
Beginning: Who gives a fuck if you need help. Talk to Red Cross. You start an e-mail by telling what the reader has to gain or what you invented and an opportunity.

Middle: Made up problem that only exists so you have a reason to start this venture.

End: Fuck your cheap Gala apple. Couldn't even spring for granny smith and you want my millions? Get the hell out of my inbox.

[Anonymous No.16637232]

>>16637161
are your various business ideas still available on google drive?

[Anonymous No.16637235]

>>16637214
sir,
you sound like an impatient middle aged working class alcoholic. Good night.

[Anonymous No.16637256]

>>16637235
FUCK YOU AND GET OFF MY /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.16637265]

>>16637232
you'll get a better kick out of this one:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwAFALX-xjyKSlhYaF9wZnlKMjg

[Anonymous No.16637304]

>>16636739
someone told you in the thread the other to go look at successful startup pitch decks... pretty sure you ignored that advice
go look at this:
https://piktochart.com/blog/startup-pitch-decks-what-you-can-learn/

[Anonymous No.16637312]

>>16637214
>Beginning: Who gives a fuck if you need help. Talk to Red Cross. You start an e-mail by telling what the reader has to gain or what you invented and an opportunity.
This.
The best clickbait has a "WIFM" - What's in it For Me, stuff like "How this unemployed mom made 500k in one year" "Scientists say this one fruit will add DECADES to your life" "Jeff Bezos shares his one secret to success". The same principle applies to emails, except since it's person to person you need to tailor the subject to their particular context.
>>16636739
>I'm in need of a coufounder to help mat out a potential startup
TO HELP MAP OUT!? Fuck you OP. You haven't mapped this out already, what are you offering?
An undeveloped idea?

[Anonymous No.16637334]

>>16637265
HOLY SHIT WHAT

[Anonymous No.16637539]

>>16637265
W...what is this?

[Anonymous No.16637871]

>>16637312
I feel you

I added

>Would be compensated with proportional equity

into the email. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.16637921]

>>16636739
Looks like the kind of shit that ends up in my spam filter

[Anonymous No.16637949]

>>16637871
What equity though? You have no equity, unless you put your own money, a substantial amount too or at least this startup currently owns some fungible assets like equipment, real-estate, or patents the equity is worth nothing.
What are you tangibly, actually offering them other than a few paragraphs of idea?

[Anonymous No.16637959]

>>16637871
Also, you didn't "feel me" I said that it needs to be personalized to the investor's context. A vague promise of 'proportional equity' isn't a tailored offer.

[Anonymous No.16637961]

>>16637949
>What are you tangibly, actually offering them other than a few paragraphs of idea?
The opportunity to pay him to work for him.

[Anonymous No.16637970]

>>16636739
>dear sirs, please to be investing in my startup company. we will bring much connectivity like the amazon.com.

[Anonymous No.16637973]

>>16637961
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.16638031]

>>16637949
>>16637961
>a few paragraphs of idea?

>work back-and-forth with partner in discussing the possible technology & its potential
>put team together & build
>profit

>>16637959
>personalized to the investor's context

No, no. I'm mass emailing & texting investors this idea. It's a numbers game, in scooping up folks who'd to actually meetup

[Anonymous No.16638047]

>>16638031
Should include that I have dozens of writings to work with, in whittling out a concept that'll work. Could take a year

[Anonymous No.16638089]

>>16638031
>work back-and-forth with partner in discussing the possible technology & its potential
Or pick the brain of a millionaire.

>put team together & build
Use the connections of the millionaire.

>profit
Leech.

[Anonymous No.16638119]

>>16638089
if I possess convincing notes, I'm sure an investor will likely include them, for a type of 1-3% stake in the concept - enough to exit the working class

[Anonymous No.16638151]

>>16636739
Have you registered this unregistered security offering with the SEC?

[Anonymous No.16638152]

>>16638119
everyone already told you how much of a goddamned retard you are, yet you keep coming back with more low IQ cope
give it up and stop posting already, you were born too stupid to leave the wagecage
you can't make up a problem to create a business, there has to be an existing one

[Anonymous No.16638173]

>>16638152
see:
>>16636907

literally all the greentext is just as relevant kek

[Anonymous No.16638183]

>>16638173
(you refer to the bottom text too, kek)