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Haii!! Femanon from Reddit here! :3
I heard about 4Chan on the subreddit for it. I heard there's a lot of smart people like hackers and fellow nerds on 4Channel (didn't it used to just be called 4Chan?) I went to the technology board initially for advice since cryptocurrency is one, but all of their replies to my questions were just asking for pictures of my breasts. I recently divorced my husband because he wasn't giving me enough attention with his job as an executive at some shitty company. I already had another boyfriend so I just got with him afterwards lol. If he didn't want this to happen he should have manned up and given me more affection anyways, so it's his fault. Anyways, he trusted me enough to have a joint bank account which I emptied before leaving him to live with my new bf, Jake. Also, I got as much out of him as I could from the trial, since there was no prenup either.
In total, my proceedings were several hundred thousand dollars. I heard people were making a lot of money on cryptocurrencies like BitCoin and those Cryptokitties I heard about on Vox awhile back. My exhusband, who thought virtual reality was the future, lost about $10000 on something called VIBE. The emotional distress this put me through was cited in court as one of many reasons I wanted to leave him, since this was our money, and I was staying at home to raise my severely autistic son when no nannies were available. He's in foster care now though since I literally can't with him anymore. I think I have PTSD from the whole ordeal too.
I wanted to one up my ex by putting the proceeds from the trial to good use. I want to put at least one of the several hundred thousand dollars I won into cryptocurrency to do this. Jake isn't exactly a techie (he's a model), so I came here to ask you virgins which one I should invest in. I hope I get serious replies this time. Maybe if you guys were more supportive of women in blockchain, you would finally have sex. So which cryptocurrency do I buy?

>> No.16605460

>>16605454
post your penis first
right fucking now

>> No.16605464
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Imagine typing all of this

>> No.16605465

>>16605454
TL;DR

>> No.16605476

How do I reply to other users?

>> No.16605490

>>16605454
Holy fucking shit this is quality bait, the previous thread that you made and the subtle reference to it here is really superb. I almost feel like this could be real or maybe it’s a larp but you are seeking cryptocurrency advice. And here it is: everything besides bitcoin, is a shitcoin. Look at that it even rhymes, and it’s true ya know. Buy bitcoin now, or at least before the halving and hold at least until 2021/2022 before selling high and buying low again at the bottom in the next cycle. Don’t forget that last part, buying LOW and selling HIGH is essential to making $$ but unfortunately, it is easy to get confused and buy high and sell low which ultimately, results in financial JUST’ing. I don’t know why I took the time to respond seriously, maybe I am your autistic son.

>> No.16605493

>>16605465
I think he wishes to show us sirs his breasts sir.

>> No.16605498

>>16605454
Also don’t listen to the other incels in this thread who just want to negatively emotionally impact you. You can respond (and thank me haha LOL) by clicking on the post number! Easy!

>> No.16605499

>>16605490
Honestly, it's a bit bad and 'tryhard'. It feels too forced in some parts. OP should make it look less obvious.

>> No.16605514

>>16605499
He’s clearly an autistic retard. All you have to do to bait people here is post females (sometimes not even that) with big butts or big boobs.

>> No.16605531

>>16605476
either a terrible LARP or women are even more dense than I ever thought and you will not make it to 2030.
PS: Tits of GTFO

>> No.16605569

this reads like it was written by a schizo with a bunch of imaginary women constantly making fun of him in his head, worst part is autistic /biz/tards may actually believe it

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>>16605454

>> No.16605814

>>16605454
Keep trying OP, you have potential!

>> No.16605829

>>16605499
>>16605569
This

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>>16605454
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting