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I'm in physical pain. I'm sitting at my cubicle realizing I'm trapped here forever. There is no escape.

>> No.16592214

>>16592207
why?
because link went down a bit? its the holiday dump
it'll go back up

>> No.16592220
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>>16592207
#JUICED

>> No.16592223

>>16592207
Why are you feeling down? LINK will be $50 end of 2020

>> No.16592689

>>16592207
You're not trapped you just have to wait retard

>> No.16592771

90% of this board is unmistakably dull/new judging by the reaction to this dump.
>omg it’s dumping and will literally stay that way oh no I have to kill myself now
Can someone who thinks like this and is currently posting 75 in black pills explain themselves?

>> No.16592812

>>16592771
I’m so excited for you all. when you drive past me in your new lamborghini that'll be me on the sidewalk giving you a thumbs up.

>> No.16592864

>>16592812
I’m so disappointed in you all.

>> No.16592875

End of 2020 was always the bull run

>> No.16592876
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>>16592223
Not high enough.

>> No.16592899

Everyone bought LINK below $1 and they waited 2 years. You should KYS

>> No.16592944

>>16592864
why the fuck is this mooning now all of the sudden. I finally sold at 1.71 since it was crashing (bought at 4.28). what the hell is going on.

>> No.16592954

>>16592944
Thanks for your money, better luck next time.

>> No.16592962

>>16592207
god I miss the days when the board was flooded with pink wojaks and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posts when the market dumped. now its a bunch of crying emo pussies. this place literally turned into reddit.

>> No.16592976

>>16592944
>why the fuck is this mooning now all of the sudden
>I finally sold at 1.71
you answered your own question. nice doing business with you I'll send you a postcard from my yacht.

>> No.16593031

>>16592962
You can tell the nulinkers cant you.. if you have been here for the long haul this is nothing new and us who were are in the green.. sell us your bags weak hands..

>> No.16593137

>>16592207
fag

>> No.16593160

>>16592944
You shouldn't have shunned /pol/; the rest of us can recognize shills/fud with 100% accuracy.

>> No.16593244

>>16592962
Pink wojaks were fun at first. We are tired anon. This bear market is tiresome.

>> No.16593254

>>16593244
Also Gas the kikes, Fuck niggers and Fuck jannies

>> No.16593260

>>16592207
Are you fucking retarde6, ease sell that LINK or atleast short the futures so you can preserve your stack. Preserve your cash, man.

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16593302

Go to FTX.COM now. Buy the LINKDOOM 10x short token or short the perp swap to lock in your profits if you retarded faggots are convinced you need to hold it

Related: the 3x short token is ripping upwards, liquidate now or be a bag holder fag forever

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>>16593160

>> No.16593355

Lol. Think about it. If LITEshit and BITCOINCASHIT have more market cap than your chainfag coin, you're a absolute retard for buying in and you deserve to lose all your money. Everyone who bought below $1 and sold at 4 won and everyone still holding utterly fucked cause the whole market is tanking and no altcoins or chainfagcoin will save you

>> No.16593373

>>16592207
Watch this video fren, it might help you depending on your choice

https://youtu.be/BXMA4xOS5BY

>> No.16593459

>>16592207
basically same breh. this is my first year of work and idk if i can make 5 more years much less 30-40. link is literally my only chance to make it outside of literally going to a casino

>> No.16593470

>>16592812
Delusional

>> No.16593486

>>16593160
This, we warned the linkers of the blatant manipulated graph

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>>16592812
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

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"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat of other bullshit projects before. I'm a dumbass NEET and I don't know any better"

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>>16593493
>>16593506

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>>16593552

"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"