PhD in Physics: Lost my job delivering Pizzas

[Anonymous No.16585597]

Hello frens. It’s me, your friendly neighbourhood unemployed Physicist with a PhD from an Ivy League tier uni.

In the last thread I was bragging about getting a job delivering pizzas.

Unfortunately, I didn’t even last more than 2 weeks in that role.

Turns out some customer complained about the pizza being too cold on delivery that they refused to pay. After speaking with my manager, they had me deliver some complimentary pizzas to the customer. However, the customer still complained about the pizzas being too cold, paid half price and then slammed the door on my face. Returning back with half the money received, the manager screamed at me and fired me soon after.

Well that’s it biz bros. I’m unemployed again. I guess my RNG is just too heavily biased against me.

[Anonymous No.16585611]

>>16585597
Seriously, how do fuckin magnets work?

[Anonymous No.16585617]

>>16585611
I think it’s something to do with virtual photons. Virtual photons are associated with the electromagnetic force, i.e., the Lorentz force, as well as evanescent waves, and near field antenna radiation.

[Anonymous No.16585629]

>>16585597
What was the title of your thesis ?

[Anonymous No.16585631]

>>16585597
Your boss is probably retarded. Seems like the customer wanted a free pizza if he bitched enough

[Anonymous No.16585634]

>>16585617
>I think it’s something to do with virtual photons. Virtual photons are associated with the electromagnetic force, i.e., the Lorentz force, as well as evanescent waves, and near field antenna radiation
Sounds like the explanation for magic in every low budget anime...

[Anonymous No.16585645]

>>16585611
>>16585617

But why magnetic field lines follow such a path around N/S poles, it’s still an unsolved mystery in Physics.

My theory is that it’s just some type of force from another dimension leaking into this one.

But don’t take my word for it - I’m just an unemployed NEET now.

[Anonymous No.16585668]

>>16585629
See, I’m still not sure when would be the right time to doxx myself to be honest. Because Ideally I would like to get something in return like a job maybe. Unwanted media attention is something I don’t really want.

So Is my situation really that unique? What are the employment statistics like for people with PhD in Physics from Ivy League tier unis?

[Anonymous No.16585675]

>>16585597
i know this is probably a larp but i go to church with a guy who's a legit PhD in chemistry and can't find a job. as a dumbshit truck driver making a steady paycheck, it really makes me feel like college is just a meme. why would anyone do this to themselves?

[Anonymous No.16585708]

>>16585675
I think it depends a lot on:
1. Degree
2. Which college you went to.
3. The person in question.

If you have a shit degree, went to a shit college, and you are low iq, low social skills person , with not many abilities, then you're probably becoming unemployed and are better of working in something easier that doesn't require college.

[Anonymous No.16585711]

>>16585675

If he is legit a PhD in chemistry, I need a guy like that to formulate cosmetics. Send his ass my way.

Physics anon, any skills I could tap your brain for to help make us money? Depends on your focus I'd wager.

Discord is
Y57SpG

[Anonymous No.16585726]

>>16585675
I basically couldn’t find a job after graduation which is why I stuck around to do a PhD.

Biggest regret of my life desu. I should have just taken some shit job in a warehouse like people in my cohort did, since now they are killing it in their careers.

If people read this, do not do what I did.

Also it’s a meme that anyone can make it if they just work hard enough. I spaced 12 hours a day in underground laboratories and still couldn’t make it. Those that do are truly academically gifted or protégés. Every single postdoc and Professor was a valedictorian or won numerous academic awards before.

I even did some statistics on this a while back by building a scraper to collect all the names and past history of academics. Something like more than 90% were gifted academically from school through college and grad school.

[Anonymous No.16585734]

>>16585675 #
I basically couldn’t find a job after graduation which is why I stuck around to do a PhD.

Biggest regret of my life desu. I should have just taken some shit job in a warehouse like people in my cohort did, since now they are killing it in their careers.

If people read this, do not do what I did.

Also it’s a meme that anyone can make it if they just work hard enough. I slaved 12 hours a day in hot and sweaty underground laboratories and still couldn’t make it. Those that do are truly academically gifted or protégés. Every single postdoc and Professor was a valedictorian or won numerous academic awards before.

I even did some statistics on this a while back by building a scraper to collect all the names and past history of academics. Something like more than 90% were gifted academically from school through college and grad school

[Anonymous No.16585738]

>>16585597

If you can create solid algorithms that we can translate into a consumer facing system, then let's make some money physicsbro.

[Anonymous No.16585754]

>>16585738
What kind of algorithms

[Anonymous No.16585760]

>>16585754
Mostly pricing models for a number of real estate related platforms. Get on my discord link above and we can figure it out.

[Anonymous No.16585783]

>>16585726
You need to get some professional psychological help or simply kill yourself. Nothing else you do will matter. As it stands, you are a waste of space right now. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.16585785]

>>16585668
So the title of your thesis is "The underlying concepts of being a gigiantic faggot on the Internet" ?

[Anonymous No.16585836]

>>16585645
You said on a previous thread you did some high temperature superconductor stuff for your thesis but think that the magnetic force is some kind of magic leaking in our world from another dimension?

[Anonymous No.16585846]

>>16585785
PhD. You write a dissertation for PhD. A thesis is for MS degree.

[Anonymous No.16585866]

>>16585836
its not magic, and theory about multiple dimensions is not completely ridiculous in areas like QFT and Particle Physics. There are still many unsolved problems in the area lad

[Anonymous No.16585946]

Do you know anything about geophysics? Ie. Using electromagnetic waves, gravity and seismic technology to look into the geology of the bedrock

[Anonymous No.16585969]

>>16585846
I wouldn't know that. I never went to college. But the upside is at least I haven't had to do a delivery job since I was 19. Imagine the mental state of this... It must be torture having higher education and still having to lick the man's taint every day. If some fucker tried this while I was delivering Jimmy Johns I would have laughed right in their faces. Keep being pussies anons.

[Anonymous No.16585994]

>>16585866
Which material did you evaluate in your work and what conditions does the superconductivity arise from ?

[Anonymous No.16586010]

>>16585597
Sry fren but that pizza was really cold :(

[Anonymous No.16586025]

>>16585668
my little sister has a physics phd in supernerd einstein maths stuff and hunted by a blockchain research company in london straight out of uni

[Anonymous No.16586522]

>>16585734
you cant even deliver a pizza or stand up to your boss i doubt your efforts in the lab were worth anything at all

[Anonymous No.16586612]

>>16586522
Different skills, different environments anon. I've worked in an medical engineering lab and a couple years later you would have found me dishwashing.

It's not at all about the smarts, its all about who you know. OP will probably have to shoot emails asking to do free work for labs for a bit or straight up throw himself in whatever jobs he feels like. I did that after getting my B.S. in Physics and running away from lucrative Bioinformatics jobs that fell on my lap, where I left the US and ended up doing odd jobs for years, from cooking to tutoring to radio advertisement and whatnot. Now I'm a white collar wage slave doing something far from my field. But it's fine since I have to time to all this board's shitposts and dabble in crypto a bit and I can commit to learning how to code smart contracts and be a Dapp developer if I so choose to (whenever I get a neat idea).

[Anonymous No.16586683]

>>16585597
Open a physics YouTube channel or bittube channel and start explaining cool shit in cooler ways . Enable brave rewards.

[Anonymous No.16586694]

study politics a little. you can make a massive impact OP. just don't waste it.

[Anonymous No.16586701]

>>16585836
I actually know an Ivy League professor of physics who dedicated ten years working on a model that would explain many physical observations as forces “leaking” through multidimensional collapsing miniature universes. Have you not realised theoretical physics is literally crazy?

[Anonymous No.16587035]

>>16585783
Hope to kms when the situation arises.

[Anonymous No.16587046]

>>16586025
Yeah a lot of people I know are doing something similar. I guess I am just a waste space at this point

[Anonymous No.16587048]

Another day, another LARP

[Anonymous No.16587059]

>>16585645
How the fuck did you get this degree

[Anonymous No.16587074]

>>16587059
I don’t know man it is kind of strange that I did. I defended my thesis in front of world leading scientists btw. They could have failed me but they didn’t.

[Anonymous No.16587597]

>>16587074
To be fair all of the basic shit in our universe is just completely arbitrary as far as anyone knows, like gravity, or space or matter. Or why light travels at a specific speed. Or how the subatomic particles that supposedly formed the universe even came into existence and into that condensed state

[Anonymous No.16587676]

>>16585597
Hi OP. I'm a physics PhD as well. If you're an American, consider applying to jobs that require a security clearance. Only Americans can apply so the job pool is much smaller. Consider a mathematician position at NSA

[Anonymous No.16587703]

>>16585597
Kek the actual ngmi mindset.

>>16587074
Why don’t you swallow your pride, start calling around to your old classmates, admit what’s happened and ask for help finding work?

[Anonymous No.16587729]

>>16585597
>>16585645
ncie larp

[Anonymous No.16587730]

>>16585597
you better stark working on your phd in sucking cock hahah get rekted faggot

[Anonymous No.16587807]

>>16585675
>it really makes me feel like college is just a meme. why would anyone do this to themselves?
It’s a meme if you go into debt for it. I got a full ride scholarship to a non-elite public school, got a supposedly “useless/oversaturated” undergrad degree out of it (computer science), and now make 85k in a relatively low stress job, and will probably crack six figures before I turn 25. Not millionaire status by any means but not a bad result at all.

[Anonymous No.16587809]

>>16585969
cope

[Anonymous No.16587998]

>>16585675
science is quite the same as visual arts

beautiful as it may be, being good isn't enough you have to serve a function

[Anonymous No.16588031]

>>16585668
I gtaduated with a physics phd from an ivy last year and found a six fig job within one month of setting my linkedin as open to recruiters. You're doing life wrong.

[Anonymous No.16588038]

>>16585708
>Which college you went to
This really doesn’t matter as much as people think. All that does is widen your margin for error a little bit. Somebody with good social skills, a high GPA and internship experience is going to get hired in their field whether they went to MIT or Statename State University. The main difference is an MIT grad might be able to get away with only having two of those three things. Bad candidates are bad candidates and good candidates are good candidates no matter where they come from.

[Anonymous No.16588046]

>>16585597
Oxford, I can tell...

[Anonymous No.16588190]

I don't think you will get far in life whit that attitude anon.

[Anonymous No.16588213]

>>16586701
Yeah but to answer a layman's question of "how do magnets work" there are plenty easier concepts to choose from

[Anonymous No.16588252]

wasn't the black-sholes model formula derived from physics?
doesn't everyone accuse economists of physics envy?
if ur so smart why cant u just like create a new formula or something lmao
oh wait yeah u said last thread that u dont remember much from ur academic studies
ok read nassim nicholas taleb for inspiration

[Anonymous No.16588397]

>>16585597
i once thought about studying physics too fren, i hope you watch this video with an open heart if you have the time

https://youtu.be/Ce5pw744H-c

[I like cats No.16588423]

>>16586612
If you worked in a medical engineering lab, can you do something with medical physics?

The next breakthroughs in medicine are all in physics. the current medicine paradigm is all chemistry. Something happens to your body and they try to find some obscure chemical that you have to take every day for the rest of your life. This doesn't fucking work.

I suggest you look into electricity in the human body and how to go about healing everyone's internal electrical Network. All cells operate on certain voltages in order to work right, and you have sickness in those cells if the voltage is too far in the positive or negative direction.

Read the book Healing is Voltage by Dr. Jerry Tennant. Look him up on YouTube. If you can make sense of what he's saying, you can build something that will help change the world. Guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.16588456]

>>16585597

something similar happened to me too. good luck my friend

[Anonymous No.16588457]

>>16585597
Quantum gravity is the boss of the universe, no?
https://youtu.be/4txvWSV6BK0

[Anonymous No.16588474]

>>16585597
Was the customer a member of the talmudic Chosen Race?

[Anonymous No.16588646]

>physics PhD
yeah you deserve that for studying such a useless degree and falling for the stem meme
also why not become a highschool teacher or something like that

[Anonymous No.16588680]

>>16585597
Did you get a scholarship? Otherwise your story is 100% unbelievable, as your parents had the means to finance you through college, therefore, they have a network.

[Anonymous No.16588776]

Degrees are simply proof you managed to make it through a higher education. I'm not that interested in that. What you do with that education, the stories around that and how it is manifest in your and the lives of others is the valuable part for me. I have known many students who seem confused at how unimpressed I am at their ability to repeat the information taught to them. Confused because they paid a lot for it, assumed it was extremely valuable as a result and important and impressive to everybody. Like ... dude you sat through a lecture on something. I get it. But what did it cause you to go out and do next?

A lot of students are incapable of doing stuff. They don't self direct. They haven't any goals past graduate and then get given a comfy job on baller money where they'll be taught how behave in the workplace like the babies they are. I get that. New graduates without work experience, especially if they've a sheltered upbringing or are extremely specialised in their field to the point where they have devoted most of their life to it can be underdeveloped in other areas meaning they are no better than a 16 year old school drop out with a handful of brain cells. Sometimes worse because they have expectations based upon the value of their knowledge.

>I learnt all this shit online and through libraries, using it in real projects born of passion and enthusiasm, but I realised quickly that if I want to be taken seriously and progress to the next level I needed professional accreditation so I did my degree.

Excellent.

>I thought I'd get good money and a good job if I applied myself. My achievements so far amount to affording higher education.

Bad.

>Let me list off some facts I learnt at university. Oh shit I shouldn't be let out of the house unattended. I don't know why I am here.

Really bad.

[Anonymous No.16588872]

>>16588776
Also would say I'll pay for specialisation that I need, but the job market is fucking brutal. You've got graduates who often don't know how to work competing with people who know how to work and are in the process of or are willing to get qualifications competing with older people looking for a less stressful role competing with mothers returning to the workplace now their children are older competing with old ass dudes who are bored in retirement.

I understand I'm not a big corporate entity looking to hire 50 specialists for a project or employ hundreds of specialists worldwide at any one time with a complex staffing need involving replacement staffing, graduates through to retirees over 50 years of fucking operation. But do you know how many people apply to those jobs from around the world and how wide the talent pool is and how the name of the company basically pulls people in?

If you are a basic bitch boy you aren't standing out for anything other than remedial technical work which grinds you down. You want to view it like stocks, you want a prospect with risk and reward where you can through ability see significant potential for growth from both sides.

You have the ability I need. I can get you cheap. I don't specialise in your ability and cannot completely supervise you. I expect you to grow to surpass my abilities through self direction and enthusiasm. I will have to teach you to understand work and become somebody who can get stuff done and be a self directed problem solver who can add value to the business over time. The potential is as far as you can take it. I just curate the environment.

[Anonymous No.16588944]

>>16585617
I can easily see why you can't get a job as a physicist now.

[Anonymous No.16588961]

>still falling for this guys weak larp
I actually study physics
I dont have phd or anything, but its fucking easy to tell this guy has no fucking clue, and probably has a bsc at best in phyics, not higher

[Anonymous No.16589078]

>>16588872
Boomers can’t die fast enough is all I got from your blog post

[Anonymous No.16589091]

>>16585597
Nigga can you code physics engines?

[Anonymous No.16589106]

>>16585597
Why do people keep feeding this low effort larp?

[Anonymous No.16589133]

>>16585645
Its no longer a mystery to me why you can't get a job. My brother is like you. He somehow managed to do school but he is just too stupid and oblivious to function in society.

[Anonymous No.16589134]

>>16589106
Boredom/schadenfreude

[Anonymous No.16589252]

>>16589078
Yeah. When I was younger I felt the same sort of thing. I had a comfy office job after I graduated where I earned a fair wage for being bored most of the time. This was like a comfy stock hold. I couldn't understand why I attitude of entitlement wasn't getting past middle management. It was because I was basically a corporate administrator who could perform a function well, but lacked the drive and desire to play the game.

From my perspective at the time the game was basically prove yourself invaluable to sociopathic individuals who literally rate you according to how valuable you are to them and how much time you cost them constantly.

Honestly. The more you can do. The more you can self direct. The more invaluable you become because you can be left alone to perform and shit doesn't fall apart. You constantly meet the needs of the business and are able to justify everything rigorously on demand. You eventually know your worth and can dictate your terms.

Or leave. You won't have a problem finding a better job with a better attitude and ability.

[Anonymous No.16589315]

>>16589252
I meant you need to die boomer. Sorry if I wasn’t clear

[Anonymous No.16589741]

Welcome back from the grave, Dr. Elliott. It's nice to see your failure repeat itself:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html

But seriously, good luck PhD anon. Life is a sick joke and our pain is the punchline.

[Anonymous No.16589803]

>>16588944
>>16588961
Really tempted to post my degree certificate here, but it would only prove the Peter Principle correct. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing in Physics anyway, and somehow reached upto a PhD level and now facing the consequences of being retarded

[Anonymous No.16589933]

>>16589803
Block out anything identifying with receipts from your pizza job and you will truly deliver.

[Anonymous No.16590078]

Hi OP the academic world is tough these days (I am in engineering with a background in Physics), there are 500+ applicants for some faculty positions in some fields. However the easy thing that you could do is get a high school teacher certificate, I had lots of friends with PhDs that went to teach in high school. It is not great (discipline, etc.) particularly if you are on the spectrum, but it can pay your bills.
Don't become desperate and also remember that most PhDs are on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.16590155]

>>16585675
MD or DO is the only reason to go to college these days

[Anonymous No.16590425]

You're clearly very intelligent OP. Why not learn to code and become a programmer. Use Codecademy in your time off and take a boot camp course. A guy like you could really rake in the dough and maybe there's somewhere they need a physics guy who can program. Anyway don't kill yourself please your brain is a tool with a lot of potential no matter what you decide to do.

[Anonymous No.16590429]

>>16589803
>I had no idea what the fuck I was doing in Physics anyway
You probably expected your tutors would more like:
http://www.milesmathis.com

[Anonymous No.16590444]

>>16585597
Thanks for the “cold pizzas”. Your face was top kek.

[Anonymous No.16590455]

>>16589803
Why dindu invent something and patent?

[Anonymous No.16590518]

>>16585611
Basically, ferrous material can be oriented when casted onto a magnetic field.
That's why heating a magnet can make it loose it's peoperties.
And that's how you make them too.
There is no energy circulating in a magnet, you can only gather energy by moving them, effectively converting mouvement to magnetic field changes.
This allows to convert movement to electricity, or the oposit (generator or motor).
There is no magic nor parallel universes involved.

[Anonymous No.16590549]

>>16585645
>>16585611
here's your answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5w9xvjHA8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgl_KSJehYY

yes, a bald fat fuck on youtube knows what 99% of all physicists worldwide don't and uses original cheap aparatus to experiment with, show results, and teach because you won't find the answer in mainstream where it's a well kept secret to use in black projects, theoria apophasis is like a second NTesla

[Anonymous No.16590569]

>>16585597
You remind me of me when I dropped out of college. I had a nice comfy research position that would track me directly into a PhD program in a STEM subject at a top uni here in California. Wallowed in my fucking misery for a good 2 years before I got sick and tired of being sick and tired. Stop overthinking life and wealth in general. Stick to something easy as shit. Learn to day trade/swing trade crypto or stocks. Wage to fund your account. Tutor someone locally in math or science. I know tutors making $100/hr to tutor kids in these subjects. I know a math PhD who makes $300/hr tutoring high school rich kids in AP Calc, AP Physics, and AP Stats.

You went to an top tier university and earned a PhD and now you are fucked in the head because it didn't pan out like you wanted it to. Cut your losses. Move on. That part of your life is over. Turn that love you thought would become a career into a hobby/passion project you work on the side if it's impossible for you to do away with. Get the fuck over it. Compartmentalize your pain and your misery. Read Aurelius. Move on mate. Fucking scientists, man.

[Anonymous No.16590577]

>>1659051
Yeah this is the right answer.
Fuck learnt that in electromagnetism class like 8 years ago.

Thanks for proving me right that I am a complete retard who got a PhD in physics by complete fluke

[Anonymous No.16590634]

>>16590569
How can I tutor kids when I myself don’t know jack shit about physics anymore?I’ve forgotten everything man. EVERYTHING.

Newton’s laws, Laws of thermodynamics, Maxwells Electromagnetic equations, Schrodingers Time dependent and independent wave equations, Einstein equations to model the Gravitational collapse of Neutron stars. FUCKING EVERYTHING IS GONE I KNOW NOTHING ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.16590660]

>>16585597
Wow that sucks. I'm unemployed with a bachelor's in business. Also I'm in my upper half of the 20's. Got a few rejections and one company that kept stringing me along.

[Anonymous No.16590666]

>>16590518
Yep this is the correct answer. I learnt this back in an electromagnetism class 9 years ago

Thanks for proving me right that I am a complete retard who got a PhD in physics by complete fluke

[Anonymous No.16590667]

>>16590634
Time to sell weed and speed

[Anonymous No.16590725]

>>16590634
From reading the rest of the thread is sounds to me that you suffer from serious self-esteem/confidence issues. Be a fucking alpha male. You're the only one that can pull yourself out of the pit you're in. It get's better as long as you keep striving onward and upward. One foot in front of the other.

If you're LARPing, you can kindly fuck off and neck yourself for wasting people's time.

[Anonymous No.16590752]

>>16585597
Lying fag or brownie, either way lmao

[Anonymous No.16590759]

>>16590549
>No project A119, where the government considered letting the Air Force nuke the moon to scare commie shits

[Anonymous No.16590761]

>>16590725
Yeah I do have serious self confidence issues. Getting a gf was impossible as it is, but a job? Like just a normal wage cuck job? Jesus fucking Christ

[Anonymous No.16590786]

>>16585734
Anon, most lab rats and TA's I've seen that "make it" to evenutally become professors or get a job at a prestigous private company like Eli Lily tend to either have valuable connections, or if female or female (male) they performed "favors". Assuming you're not female, but possible a fag, you most likely failed in attaining social capital to eventually persue a worthwhile career.
I was fucked on my luck the beginning of the year having been a laid off engineer. I eventually started using the free time to join entrepreneur groups, attend Rotary clubs, and similar groups. Eventually I sparked a connection at a local Toastmasters club that eventually got me my current job over 70 other potential candidates. If you have no social capital, you will have no "real" capital.

[Anonymous No.16590810]

>>16590786
So sudoko is the only option now. Is that what you’re saying?

[Anonymous No.16590866]

Hey man, last-year physics Phd here.
You should try applying to banks for some economic analysis shit. Say you have a background in physics and made money with crypto which is why you didn't go for a job immediately. Something like that.
Physics people are wanted by banks for whatever dumb reason.

[Anonymous No.16590884]

>>16590866
he said he forgot everything from higher education if you actually read anything in here

[Anonymous No.16590886]

>>16590866
>whatever dumb reason
differential calculus. Economics majors are not able to do it

[Anonymous No.16590895]

>>16585597
>complimentary
>paid half

Why would he pay anything for complimentary pizzas, you fucking larper?

[Anonymous No.16590909]

>>16590884
doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.16590920]

>>16590884
He won't have to solve schrödinger equations when working at a bank

[Anonymous No.16590930]

>>16590886
I think it's more than that. Physics people tend to have an objective approach to problems that is wanted in markets, where you want to leave emotional stuff out of it.

[Anonymous No.16590996]

>>16587807
what do you do for a living anon?

[Anonymous No.16591009]

>>16590930
No. You are simply better at math than any humanities major.

[Anonymous No.16591016]

>>16590866
>>16590884
>>16590886
>>16590920
Yeah I’ve forgotten how to do math and statistics aswell and for quant you need to know both inside out. I basically can’t tell the difference between a Bernoulli and a poisson process.

[Anonymous No.16591119]

>>16585597
Have you burned down their house yet?

[Anonymous No.16591127]

>>16590569
OP this is the only post worth reading in the thread.

[Anonymous No.16591137]

>>16590996
Software developer. I started out but I’m in a shop that rotates teams a lot, so I’ve done python and front-end web work as well, mostly angular stuff.

[Anonymous No.16591153]

>>16585597
Learn datascience. Do coursera deep learning course and then do some kaggle competition. Make a github account and then do three projects then apply for datascience jobs. Lie about your job experience day you was freelance for a while.

[Anonymous No.16591179]

PHYSICS ANON IS THE GAYEST LARP ON 4CHAN. PLEASE BTFO THIS BOARD. AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16591391]

>>16591179
Hes imitating a news article phd he saw

[Anonymous No.16591413]

>>16591391
Should’ve known better. He should’ve gotten his degree from Physics University instead of Reading University

[Anonymous No.16591444]

>>16591391
>imitating

[Anonymous No.16591588]

>>16591444
Kek I created this meme a while back! Thanks for using it fren

[Anonymous No.16591597]

>>16591588
Thanks for the meme, fren
It helps me cope with getting my PhD

[Anonymous No.16591664]

>>16591597
Lay off the 4chan fren. It’s not good for you. You’ll end up like me

[Anonymous No.16591742]

>>16591016
Who the fuck cares, apply for banking jobs then educate yourself in advance of actual interviews

[Anonymous No.16591787]

>>16585617
I’m in physics grad school and it’s painfully obvious that you didn’t actually know your shit from this post. I mean honestly this is embarrassing. You HAVE to be a diversity pick, lying or manage ld to find a school with no quals.

[Anonymous No.16591802]

>>16585597
Do you ever deliver to desperate housewives that want a little extra salami?

[Anonymous No.16591824]

It would be ironic if your pizza delivery experience gave you some kind of paradigm shifting idea like Newton with the apple

[Anonymous No.16591827]

>>16588423
Nonsense

[Anonymous No.16591856]

>>16585617
>PHD physicist
>I think

[Anonymous No.16591936]

>>16590569
this is....uhhh...This is based.

[Anonymous No.16591949]

>>16585617
explaining something by reference to even more complex and exotic words doesn't really explain it. i can see why you find it hard to hold down a job. work on yourself and spend less time shitposting on a pink wojak board.

[Anonymous No.16591952]

>>16591444
>too over qualified for entry level jobs

that in itself is a meme, literately no one has to know what you are trained for

[Anonymous No.16591967]

How smart are you OP? I considered doing physics but realized I was too much of a brainlet, and would likely end up wallowing in misery in a lab for minimum wage

[Anonymous No.16591974]

>>16585597
American?
Where do you live and what are your thoughts about black ppl

[Anonymous No.16592690]

>>16585597
Idk mane you could just try learning to be a code monkey. Just study some algorithms and learn a language, and throw out your resume en masse.

[Anonymous No.16592880]

>>16592690
Depending on his physics program he might already know some basic programming. Becoming a code monkey is definitely my backup plan as an applied physics student.