Kicked out of home soon, 5k saved, no education and no jobs that will hire me.

[Anonymous No.16579182]

I just dropped out of college. Without being wealthy (Making 100k a year for example) I will never have the nice wife, house family and dog of my dreams. This is all I want in the world anon.. Really and truely. Is there any way at all I could make extra money using the internet (Investing, starting an online business, selling a course idk I'd consider anything) I could do to achieve this goal. I have 5k life savings, my parents are just about ready to kick me out for being so miserable all the time and failing in all regards. What can I do with this 5 thousand euros biz? I really hope I gain some valuable advice today. Sorry for shitting up your board.

[Anonymous No.16579200]

qq cry ma a river faggot. I make 3k$ usd yearly and i live in Europe and i got hot gf and car. Its all in your head.

[Anonymous No.16579220]

>>16579200
If not a larp where and I'll genuinely move there. I have nothing here anyways what's learning a new language to live in a country where you can survive on 3k a year. You must have some advice?

[Anonymous No.16579223]

>>16579182
Go to the dakotas and get a job in the oil patch. They'll give no skill retards like you 100k+

[Anonymous No.16579225]

>>16579182
5k can go a long way to start a good life in Thailand.

[Anonymous No.16579241]

>>16579220
By Europe he probably means Moldova

[Anonymous No.16579276]

Just stop fucking spending money on things dont really need to live. for example just do it like this separate want and need. Everytime you are spending money even if its 3$ ask yourself do i want this or do i really need this. When you answer your self i want this then you know that is waste. Stay where you are here you cant get decent job anyway. 5k is a lot of money. Live like you got 100$ left and dont cry like little bitch. Man up take care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.16579295]

>>16579276
Dude I don't spend money. I don't even have a job the money is what I've managed to save all throughout my 18 years of life between birthdays, communion, conformation selling old toys etc. 5k is what I have to my name and I'm looking for advice on what to do with that money which will bring me dividends.

[Anonymous No.16579341]

in that case just wait until bitcoin bloodshed is done, you are in luck because soon will be good buy opportunities around 5,8k.

[Anonymous No.16579375]

>>16579182
Heres a thought, get a job loser

[Anonymous No.16579402]

>>16579375
I have tried in countless places. Not even the most menial of jobs are hiring.

[Anonymous No.16579410]

whre you live? i Live in shity country and who wants work you can find wherever you want but its crappy pay and hard labour.

[Anonymous No.16579411]

>>16579402
>loser mentality

[Anonymous No.16579432]

>>16579375
loser mentality true

[Anonymous No.16579437]

>>16579411
Man I'm looking for advice on what to do with 5k nothing more. I'd appreciate advice and suggestions

[Anonymous No.16579477]

buy eth and btc you got nice opportunity just wait blood on streets.

[Anonymous No.16579557]

Join the navy

[Anonymous No.16579586]

you could wife your dog, even homeless have dogs

[Anonymous No.16579593]

>>16579437
>expecting 4chin to spoonfeed your loser ass
Just go back

[Anonymous No.16579606]

>>16579586
I can't have deep conversations on a blanket under the stars with my dog though. That's all I want guys. Any mossad/ ABC's listening I'll stop visiting pol if you get me a qt.314 pls

[Anonymous No.16579607]

>>16579182
Eye contact and a strong handshake

[Anonymous No.16579648]

>>16579606
You can't have deep conversations with women either.

[Anonymous No.16579701]

>>16579182
>Another sob story thread
If you think /biz is going to make you get a lot of money in time to alleviate your imminent financial problem you are a enormous retard
Also, mods?

[Anonymous No.16579740]

>>16579182
take a look into UOS, they recently just hit a new ATH and announced their partnerships with Ubisoft & AMD.
Pretty sure it will only go upwards from here on

[Anonymous No.16579791]

>>16579182
I build/upgrade desktops, do disk formats and reinstall OS and I upgrade RAM and SSD on laptops (those who are upgradable). It's nothing hard and I do it to supplement my income, if I can't fix something I simply give it back.
If you are in art maybe you can create some designs and start selling stickers online? Or maybe learn how to make body lotions and butters and sell them online?
Walking dogs or dog sitting for people who travel/work a lot? I'm just dropping them things I've thought before.

[Anonymous No.16579815]

>>16579791
That sounds like a good prospect. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.16579833]

Sell for $ or HODL

Good luck fren!

free 50$ XLM

https://
coinbase.com/
earn/
xlm/
invite/
6dzvs1bk

free 50$ EOS

https://
coinbase.com/
earn/
eos/
invite/
032y8fn1

XLM Answers

Q1: A decentralized protocol that unites the world financial infrastructure.
Q2: Facilitating low cost, universal payments.
Q3: Transactions are fast, inexpensive, and global.
Q4: To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently.
Q5: It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions.
----------------------
EOS Answers

Q1:A blockchain protocol for fast, scalable applications.
Q2: Delegated proof of stake.
Q3: Fast, free transfers.
Q4: Stake EOS tokens.
Q5: Upgradeable smart contracts.

[Anonymous No.16579850]

>>16579182
>>16579437
Start an online coaching business in something you already know, or can learn quick.
>getting kicked out of your home
>Man I'm looking for advice on what to do with 5k nothing more
Probably use it so that you have a roof over your head.

[Anonymous No.16579855]

>>16579648
>>16579606
this, hollywood broke you, it's all a scam. don't believe the lies

[Anonymous No.16579910]

>>16579855
You're wrong, I've had deep conversations with almost every girl I've dated/ been friends with from the meaning of life and the universe to the psychology of others.

[Anonymous No.16579930]

>>16579855
>>16579648
sounds like incel cope

[Anonymous No.16579937]

>>16579910
ohhhhh so you are gay but still in denial? we cant help you here

[Anonymous No.16579938]

>>16579930
Deadly serious. Then again nearly all the guys around my area are room temperature IQ

[Anonymous No.16579958]

>>16579938
>all the guys around my area are room temperature IQ
Yep, that's a nice, classic pile of incel cope to add to the collection. I-iM JUST SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! I CAN'T HELP IT

[Anonymous No.16579974]

>>16579182
That type of dedicated, loyal, happy wife no longer exists. Forget about that thought entirely.

[Anonymous No.16579986]

>>16579938
>all the guys around my area are room temperature IQ
Says the drop out, who cant find work, & whos own family wants him gone. Oh the irony

[Anonymous No.16579989]

>>16579974
What else is there then? I see no pleasure or have desire for anything else when it comes down to it. Big house? For a wife. Nice car? For a wife. Holidays? to spend time with wife. I know my soul mate is out there. But I know I won't find her if I become homeless hence why I'm here.

[Anonymous No.16579998]

>>16579182
Go all in LINK. Have 25-50k$ by the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.16580009]

>>16579998
Could you explain why?

[Anonymous No.16580050]

>>16579989
Not sure. I based my life around my now ex-gf of over four years. Things were great and moving along. Turns out she was fucking a coworker. And that was when I had good money in crypto, which she knew about. I would've had about $250k if I cashed out but didn't. Now I don't have shit. All it takes is for you to say or do one minor thing wrong and she'll jump on another cock.

[Anonymous No.16580067]

Got a crazy gf that is like how you described. Very loyal, wants to spend all day together, trys to find ways to spend more time together, stops using birth control to get pregnant, wants a big happy family.

[Anonymous No.16580090]

>>16580067
>stops using birth control to get pregnant

[Anonymous No.16580104]

>>16580050
ok anon, what did you do? what was the little mistake you did?

[Anonymous No.16580118]

>>16580067
>stops using birth control to get pregnant
Anon just shut the fuck up. Birth control shrinks womens' brains unless you want to be taking care of someone with the mindset between a child and a full on fucking potato you'll be glad she got off them.

[Anonymous No.16580122]

You dropped out of. College? Why?

[Anonymous No.16580181]

>>16580122
To be completely honest because I'm lazy. WI put off my assignments and they built up more and more and I just kept pretending I'd get to them while I coomed and wasted my days and now my life is pretty much over unless I can scrape together some magic plan and land on my feet.

[Anonymous No.16580198]

>>16580067
I'm happy for you anon. Could you tell me your story? Would really help shake prejudices about dating again and to know what to look for etc.

[Anonymous No.16580224]

>>16580181
Well, now you know what wasting your life feels like. Start a business... It is the only real way to get to that kind of money without a degree.

[Anonymous No.16580227]

>>16580198
Apply for cs jobs, after a few dozens of interviews you'll just remember all the questions they ask and get the job.

[Anonymous No.16580241]

>>16580224
I plan to and have some ideas in mind just don't know how to raise capital.

[Anonymous No.16580262]

>>16580181
props for the honesty & self reflection, most can't do this.
Firstly, you need a place to sleep, unless you think you can survive being homeless.
Secondly, you need money. In the meantime while you're looking for a job, look for one offs for cash - craigslist, community notice board at the local supermarket, advertise your services as a dog walker or cleaner or whatever skills you have that someone else doesnt & may need help with.
eventually you'll find one of these services you provide is in high demand and you can expand, hire someone else to do it with you and grow a business.
I know someone who went to Uni, and was a cleaner for extra money between classes. the cleaning business took off & she manages a small team & makes more money than she would in her Uni major.
consider kneepads

[Anonymous No.16580287]

>>16579850
dont roof over your head

most places its way too expensive

I knew a guy who lived out of a car and a boat

wild guy
smart guy

knew he could afford to pay rent or get house if he really needed too

nope just a car and some motor boat

[Anonymous No.16580288]

>>16580262
>Consider kneepads
checked.
What would you suggest after managing to get a roof over my head and money in my pocket.

[Anonymous No.16580293]

>>16580241
I started a cleaning business while in university. Required very little upfront cost unless you do something like carpet cleaning or advanced stuff. Go to local businesses and houses. Restaurants, bars and so on might need a wash every so often and might bring in good money. That is the one that requires the least amount of upfront capital. Especially if you wash houses who often provide their own vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous No.16580303]

Excuse my lack of knowledge and experience but is there any sustainable business I could start with my 5k I have saved?

[Anonymous No.16580339]

>>16580303
Yes, this
>>16580293
I started with less and in norway which is extra expensive. But depending on your knowledge other things might be more profitable. If you were an exceptional stock trader then you could set up a financial. Advisory and live off those $5k by trading stocks.

[Anonymous No.16580364]

>>16580198
I used Bumble which had more professional/serious people. My gf was in some long term relationships before. She has a nice career 150k+, foreign born, family has a small business and bought her a house in full. I made threads before about her and was going to breakup until she got pregnant (I didnt want to get serious). Shes super happy and I could see this lasting for awhile or at least until her obsession with me runs out. I think its kind of typical when women are in long term relationships and the guy keeps putting off marriage/kids so she goes to look for that after breaking up.

[Anonymous No.16580412]

>>16579182
just bee yourself and buy chainlink

[noko No.16580480]

>>16579295
put half in $LINK

thank me later :)

[Anonymous No.16580593]

>>16580287
I did not say house, a car counts as a roof over your head man. However I wish the OP goodluck attracting a quality girl to start a family with, without actually chilling in a house, might be something for him to work towards.

[Anonymous No.16580663]

>>16579402
You're resume is probably ass, just lie about some shit. Get a 12-20 hr job and rent for 4-800 a month. Now use that money to invest in skills for yourself(copyrighting, coding, anything really fuck even powerwashing). Then use that skill and apply to tons of jobs and land a gig making shit pay. Get some 1 yr exp and apply to better job until 100k. gg

[Anonymous No.16580678]

>>16580241
lol, you can test a concept with 100 dollars. FIRST get a job and housing tho.

[Anonymous No.16580687]

>>16580227
good luck passing a coding interview with no experience. Possible cause of demand but you have to know fucking something about what your applying to in order to get a job.

[Anonymous No.16580754]

>>16579557
Unironically this, but the Air Force instead (best quality of life of all the branches, no sea duty etc.) Just find a job which relates to whatever you might like to do when you get out and sign up for the minimum contract request for that job.
>B-but I don't want to die for Israel
Oh please, it's 2019, the only servicemembers getting killed are hard charging special ops types who wanted to see action.

[Anonymous No.16580770]

>>16579182
Why don’t you finish school? It’s basically free

[Anonymous No.16580816]

>>16579989
If you want a wife import her from another country that still has values, like Russia or Philippines . It'll happen eventually but if that's all you think about you'll end up being a "good guy" with a roastie. It happens so much its kinda funny at this point

[Anonymous No.16580835]

>>16580754
I have a BS degree in biomechanics and I work as a lowly customer service guy on a military base. Everyone tells me to become an air force officer and it'll be smooth sailing from there. While I am interested in some of the growth opportunities within the Air force in relation to my past studies... it just doesnt seem right. I do indeed sign my whole personage away to the government, I think at that point I'm just giving in and giving up. What did you do?

[Anonymous No.16581097]

>>16580288
I'm going to assume youre young enough to still have energy. If you put in 80 hour weeks until your mid thirties you can surpass most who only work for 30 hours a week (40 hour work week but theyre slacking).

you want to focus on growing your income as much as possible. sounds obvious but most people focus on saving as much as possible and leave it at that. invest in yourself - spend time learning stuff on the internet. with google + youtube you can learn almost anything for free.

Again, maintain the mindset of being open to any way of making money - opportunity presents itself to most people yet they don't even realise because it's not a 9-5 wageserf job.

At first, get any job, make money any way possible, stay positive & think realistically. Most 9-5 jobs' work can be done in 4 days if you push, use friday to work on a side hustle on company time. 90% of people are too lazy for this.

Exercise regularly - this can be done for free at a local park - chin up bar + press ups + proper form (youtube) sit ups will build your upper body for that ice-cream cone silhouette.

This is all i can give without knowing more about you.

[Anonymous No.16581149]

>>16580288
>>16579989

to attract a wife for family:
solid income - kinda obvious.
dont need to own a home as long as the income is solid so she's not worrying about getting kicked out of the house (women value "the home" very highly, they're emotional creatures)
you need to be moderately attractive - this is easy in 2019, the average male has never done a pushup in his life and eats like he has free healthcare. work out regularly and youre already in the top %.
its a numbers game - you need to meet a lot of girls and eventually one will be right for family life. this takes time

If you focus on yourself, not girls, the girls come to you - work hard, pick up new hobbies every 6 months and this will make you an interesting person.