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>lose virginity to prostitute
>get herpes months later
What the fuck went wrong bros? The most dangerous thing I did was to receive head without a condom

>> No.16569281

god's punishment

>> No.16569287

>>16569272
*Curb theme plays*

>> No.16569291

>>16569281
How do I get rid of it?

>> No.16569292

>>16569272
Just be glad you only got herpes.

>> No.16569295

>>16569272
>he got a BBBJ from a hooker
You done fucked up son.

>> No.16569297

>>16569272
Did you get a refund?

>> No.16569299

>>16569272
That sucks :(

>> No.16569303

>>16569291
you have to pray daily and confess to a real pastor in real life.

>> No.16569313

stop listening to retards on biz

>> No.16569316

>>16569272
Have sex with a normal woman incel

>> No.16569350

>>16569272
>receive head without a condom
Herpes 101. You can get oral type herpes (HSV1) to genitals too, it is not as bad as actual genital herpes (HSV2) but will be with you rest of your life and I guarantee it activates always when it is the worst time possible. Now you can transmit to another peoples mouth, ass or pussy without you even noticing it is active, so good luck trying to get laid without condom ever again. Unless you won't tell about it and trust your luck.

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16569365

>>16569291
Best part, there is no cure.

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16569402

>>16569350
>>16569365
FUCK!!!!!!!!

>> No.16569457

>>16569291
You dont

>> No.16569475

>>16569272
everyone who fucks has herpes
i get like one outbreak a year

>> No.16569537

>>16569475
Not true.
> be me 27
> have long term gf
> none of us cheat
> no herps

Also who the fuck would dare to stick their dick in a whores mouth? Itd be cleaner to fuck a poo

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16569552

>>16569402
you got memed

>> No.16569559

>>16569272
This is why I'm just going to stay a virgin. I'm a hopeless 25 year old virgin. I fantasize about seeing an escort a lot. I've thought about seeing Liara Roux. But at the end of the day, it's incredibly pathetic and risky.

>> No.16569568

>>16569316
Women only want Chad. If you're shy and average, then escorts are your only hope.

>> No.16569578

>>16569559
>One hour: $1500
For that money you could get a gaming computer and Minecraft and have hundreds of hours of entertainment

>> No.16569616
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>>16569291
Anti-virals are about $30 over the counter. Need a prescription though. 2 weeks and it should clear up. What this anon (>>16569365) said is true, herpes stays in your body for life. It hibernates in your system and you will get outbreaks if you are under stress or your immune system weakens.

Herpes Zostra (Chicken Pox) is another strain that stays with you for life. Zostra outbreaks are commonly called shingles and often show up in old people.

It is estimated that 1/5 of the population is infected with herpes simplex, so there was a 20% you could have caught it from anyone.

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>>16569291
You're stuck with it. The virus will never leave your body. In fact it will continue to replicate and integrate its genome in your own cells so that it can come out and play at any time when your immune system lets its guard down.
Thanks for playing.

>> No.16570772

FUCK JANNIES

>> No.16570798

>>16569644
There's also been recent research about how herpes could potentially be linked to an increased risk of Alzheimer's. Prostitutes are literally succubuses. This is why I will always support slut shaming.

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>>16569291
Leave her a negative review

>> No.16571023

>>16569272
How did you know you got herpes did you get tested or have an outbreak

>> No.16571041

>>16569616
I got chicken pox when I was a kid. Am I fucked as well?

>> No.16571046

getting an std test for some shit i did 6 years ago. Wish me luck bros

>> No.16571071

>>16569272
i was 18 when some jewish slut from isreal sucked me off.

weeks later i got a NASTY outbreak on my cock.

i was so depressed for months,

an outbreak happens every couple years or so.

>> No.16571081

>>16569272
Pretty much everyone who fucks has it but most people don’t have any symptoms. Just stay healthy and focus on building your immune system you’ll probably never have another outbreak.
>>16570798
Pretty sure this is HSV1 (oral) only and not a very strong correlation

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>>16569272
Anon, I don't know if this will make you feel any better, but you got herpes the night you lost your virginity, not months later.

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>>16569272
Your mistake was thinking men had virginity to lose. That's an idea women put onto men to try and increase the value of their goods (pussy) through social engineering. It's like when a company advertises to kids: 'You MUST get this or you're uncool etc.' But women and snoys forget that only women have a hymen, and women only have 1(one) pair bond and finite eggs in their system and can have many orgasms, but men can regenerate pair bonds and sperm, and only a couple of orgasms if that. Therefore, sex is less significant for men in both its positives and negatives, but women want you to value it like they do, so that you spend all of your time and money just to stick your knob in a sarlacc pit. So you went and got yourself herpes because you wanted to prove to women that you could have sex if you wanted to, to prove your worth, but by doing so necessarily played into the society wide shit test, and so you've been socio-psychologically cucked by all of womankind and Israel. The truth is, the game was (((rigged))) from the start.

>> No.16571246

I've got this weird theory herpes is an alien organism that lives within corner of mouth. when it gets stressed (you are happy\ anxious\stressed) it comes out. Use a blackhead vacuum and suck it of out of your lip.

>> No.16571302

>>16571224
>actually believing this
Is this how you spergs cope? If you haven't had sex by 18 than you're fucking weird and there is something very wrong with you

>> No.16571311

>>16571302
Oy vey

>> No.16571321

>>16571302
i was going to argue with you about the 18 thing but then i remembered i browse 4chan 8 hours a day

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16571335

>>16571311
>everyone who called out my bullshit is a part of a massive conspiracy
You're mentally ill anon, this is why you will never have sex and spread your genes, because nature has determined you to be insufficient. That must feel bad man.

>> No.16571349

>>16569272
nothing wrong here Anon, just business as usual: herpes's already priced in. what did you expect?

>> No.16571738

>>16571224
this is based

>> No.16571767

Wasn’t there an anon who said you could just get a sugar baby for the price of an escort?

>> No.16572555

>>16571224
I'm no fan of the long nose tribe but they're not the reason you have herpes. take some responsibility anon.

>> No.16572608

>>16570798
I have no doubt having a retrovirus inside of you fucking with your DNA leads to increased risk of problems, including probably various types of cancer and protein diseases. You're right sloots are literally succubuses.
Another win for folk allegory. I wonder who Vampires are warning us to avoid. :^)

>> No.16572632

>>16569272
at least you didnt get HIV. you have been tested for that r-right, anon? i hope she hadnt had any recent dental work or gum disease

>> No.16572690

>>16571302
>>16571335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>> No.16572720

>>16571302
i had sex at 15 and there's still plenty wrong with me

>> No.16572775

>>16572608
look out for goblins and gnomes as well

>> No.16572990

>>16569272
I fucked a girl in Japan off tinder and got herpes (doc said shingles) a month later. Just waiting to see if they come back or not to know for sure.

>> No.16573023

>>16569559
jack off on her face and record it trust me its better than sex

>> No.16573084

>>16572990
How do you cope? I would feel so disgusted and ashamed if that happened to me

>> No.16573122

>>16573084
the fact that i am not 100% sure i actually have it. Both docs said it was shingles (was on my leg and ass). I read that HSV2 can do that as well so just hoping it was shingles from stress.

>> No.16573126

>>16569350
Recent studies tend to say that both can infect everywhere (dick, lips, but ass, throat and eye too).
Be careful, you can AUTO CONTAMINATE YOURSELF.
If you have the lip one and spit on your dick to fap, you can contaminate your dick.
Take greate care to eye too, contamination is very unlikely, but will fuck you up big time if you got it.
Last thing, the thing last like two weeks, but you are contagious two day Before and few days After. To other and yourself!
If you are not tired, it will not pop off.

>> No.16573142

>>16569272
What makes you think its herpes and not warts

>> No.16573154

>>16569281
This is not real.

>>16569272
BBBJ are dangerous too.
Herps, HPV, among others. Just take the rubber.

>> No.16573168

>>16569291
You have to suck a dick that doesn't have herpes, it's the only way.

>> No.16573169

>>16572632
It is very very very unlikely that you will get HIV through oral.

>> No.16573195

>>16569272
All of you fags think that having sex with a hooker is bad?
What about your Tinder and/or club sluts?
If you go to a well regulated provider, then it WILL be more safe than boning random sluts.

Having ANY sex with ANYONE without a condom can result in disease.

>> No.16573221

>>16569272
If you had sex with a "normal girl" you'd probably still end up with herpes. It's very common and luckily it's only bumps that go away.

HPV can kill you though. Get a vaccine bros.

>> No.16573265

>>16573221
It's very unlikely that you would catch a strain that kills you.
Most strains, you won't ever notice, or you might get a few warts. They go away eventually or you can get them removed.

The cancer causing strains are bad, and even though it's a lot more rare, get vaccinated.
Gardasil is the vaccination, for reference