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16556670 No.16556670 [Reply] [Original]

I hope you all are ready for the total collapse of crypto next year!

https://coingape.com/bitcoin-tipping-eu-regulations/

>> No.16556693

>>16556670
EU is a shithole anyway, I doubt they have any money to invest.

>> No.16556700

>>16556693
if you think the upcoming US regulation is going to be any different especially now with that turbojew Sherman at the helm, you are in for a rude awakening

>> No.16556704
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16556704

>>16556700
That's Mr Sherman to you, bucko.

>> No.16556706

>>16556704
right

>> No.16556709

>>16556670
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHÀHAHAHAHAHAHA

*BREATHES IN*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHÀHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is literally only happening to Lightning because nodes fall under money transmitter laws. Creg was wright again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16556719

>>16556709
cope harder

every crypto is fucked, you think these yokels will leave anything out just because the "tech" is different?

Be in denial all you like, next year ushers is the end of the crypto neet, and that's a good thing

>> No.16556728

>>16556719
Did you even read the article? They're literally only talking about Lightning and privacy coins.

>> No.16556739

>>16556728
>The regulators will begin enforcement of 5AMLD from 10 January 2020

Every single entity accepting or transferring crypto will have to abide by these rules, get ready for everyone throwing in the towel

>> No.16556748

>>16556728
>The new EU regulations require to ‘obtain the addresses and identities of owners of virtual currency.’ Moreover, it also directs against the anonymous use of these digital assets.

Reading with comprehension is obviously too much for you.

>> No.16556754

coinGAPE? keked. the absolute state of fuders

>> No.16556771

>>16556754
Right, they would just make this whole thing up, cause there is no way for anyone with two brain cells to rub together to verify this at the source - what is 5AMLD?

Geez, this board deserves to get fucked

>> No.16556792

>create smart contract for killing
>everyone donates
>eventually someone comes to collect
>EU tyrants start dropping like flies
If people have something to hide might as well make it worth hiding. Hope they go for extremely painful methods on whoever supports these laws.

>> No.16556798

>>16556739
Just like how the internet never took off because China made a firewall, right?

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16556802

>>16556792
>hurr durr I am angry cause my shitcoin is not going to make me rich after all

this thread just keeps on giving

>> No.16556808

>>16556798
this doesn't compare, but funnily enough I still remember the so called West criticizing China for "infringement of freedom" and other shit in the 90s, fast forward to today and the West is about to put Chinese censorship online to shame

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16556832

>>16556670
ALT SEASON COMING!

>> No.16556848

>>16556802
>this thread just keeps on giving
stfu OP, your thread is gay and half the posts are yours

>> No.16556856

>>16556848
I am having a laugh at the other half, yours included

>> No.16556890

This means no more anonymity, but there will be black market coins. It means mass adoption is coming. They need their cut.

>> No.16556895

>>16556890
sure there will still be coins around, but good luck cashing them out or buying anything other than kiddie porn with them

>> No.16556941

>>16556895
There's more shit going on than you'd think.

>> No.16556958

>>16556941
my point exactly

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16556976

>>16556670
>Author: Nivesh Rustgi

>> No.16557044

>>16556976
>hurr durr fucking pajeet

I'm sure he made it all up, cause there is no way the EU would come up with something like this

>> No.16557085

>>16556739
What if the exchange does implement 5ALMD?

>> No.16557259

>>16557085
crapto will be no more

>> No.16557561

>>16557085
they will be de-banked, i.e. no bank will open an account for them

without a fiat on/off ramp crypto is as good as monopoly money

>> No.16557575

>>16557085
be prepared to share your entire trade history with them and whoever they share it with.