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>the biggest financial decision one makes in their life is who they marry
How are you going to ensure that you make a good financial decision anons?

>> No.16525250

>>16525243
marriage is no longer a good investment

>> No.16525252

I'm never happy

>> No.16525254

wait what happened to grimes

>> No.16525259

>>16525252
This.

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>>16525254
GRIMES WAS HOT

>> No.16525320

>>16525243
>marriage
>good financial decision
pick one

>> No.16525334

>>16525320
It can be if you find the right girl anon. If you find someone who has a FIRE mindset who likes to save money and invest in their future you have a keeper. I just don't know how to find a gf with that mindset without seeming cheap on the first date.

>> No.16525366

>>16525254

He's still with her

I bet Grimes is a freak

>> No.16525382

>>16525366
do you reckon shes still on the meth and her and elon have crazy tweaked out skelly sex

>> No.16525397

>>16525382

inshallah

>> No.16525414

>>16525382

No, if I were a betting man I'd guess shes not on any hard drugs these days

>> No.16525426

>>16525243
>hey Elon,
>I know I'm a random cunt on email, but I'll prove that Pedos a Pedo, honest, because you're too much of a complete fucking twat to admit when your completely fucking wrong - $50,000, cash, k, fine?
insufferable smug fucking cockend. Better watch you don't land before an impartial Jury one day, you wanker. Your tank looks like shit as well

>> No.16525474

>>16525382
Elon doesn't do drugs he has a security clearance

>> No.16525501

>>16525334
what the fuck lmfao. why would you show that on the first date you stupid fuck. the first date is setting the hook, not fucking being cheap. just because youre about FIRE doesnt mean you have to live a complete cheapfuck life. enjoy your money dipshit, just dont keep up the joneses.

>> No.16525537

You csn tell by her face she finds him unattractive

>> No.16525543

>>16525474
Im pretty sure i read a story about when elon did that tweet about taking tesla private at 420 he did it as a joke while tripping on acid and started freaking about it when he realised what he did.

>> No.16526817

i wonder what boiling crab this is. theres a couple in san jose where im at which isnt too far from tesla headquarters.

>> No.16526840

>>16525243
>How are you going to ensure that you make a good financial decision anons?
you need a ride or die girl or else it won't work
and you'll know when she's the one

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>>16525543
>when elon did that tweet about taking tesla private at 420 he did it as a joke while tripping on acid and started freaking about it when he realised what he did.

>> No.16526864

>>16525254
The wall defeats them all

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>>16525243
Ya don't.
You try to insulate your personal life from your financial worries, if you start bringing your home dramas to work, or work drama home - you're fucked.

>>16525320
Rubirosa picked twice, he married the two richest heiresses in the world

>> No.16526896

>>16525334
just see if she offers to pay her share of the meal/coffee whatever. That means she at least thinks about finances/equality in the relationship and will pull her own weight. Later on you can introduce her to FIRE

>> No.16526900

>>16525243
>the biggest financial decision one makes in their life is who they marry

Indeed. The decision is to marry no one.

>> No.16527049

>>16525543
Azaelia Banks wrote a story about going to Grime's house and seeing Elon there. I think it was something along the lines of what you're talking about.

>> No.16527109

>>16525243
Hey, that's a rare Musk! I'm keeping that

>> No.16527116

> actually going through divorce right now
> wife doesn't know how much assets I hold
> thinks I sold at the bottom
> wondering how I know so much about the legal system
> I'll never tell her about my PNK stack

Pro tip anons, don't ever marry outside your race

>> No.16527123

>>16527116
LOL. based Kleros hodler.

>> No.16527267

>>16525275
That's one ugly bitch

>> No.16527278

>>16525275
mans not hot

>> No.16527334

>>16527049
ah yeah thats right it was from her, they had a falling out about something, im not sure what it was but azelia banks just seems like a nasty bitch to me

>> No.16527336

>>16527049
>Azaelia Banks
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jan/04/azealia-banks-elon-musk-feud-twitter-shares-tesla-private-lawsuit-instagram-post
theres a random link to some of that trash - and while Elons a Grade A twat, Banks is probably on a par with 'small rodents carrying Bubonic Plague' in the list of things you really don't want to have wandering freely around your house. Which brings us to the unanswerable question, why then does Musk have all these fuckups wandering around his house. Maybe, he's a fuckup himself

>> No.16527366

>>16525243
Eating bugs is plebtier literal niggerfood. What a delusional faggot. You can't buy class.

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>>16525243
>jewelry is stupid
>parties are stupid
>getting god or the government involved with your personal life is stupid
The only good thing about marriage is the vows and they're practically worthless these days considering how many marriages end in divorce.

If a woman doesn't agree with all of the above and still insists upon marriage, then she's not worth being life-partners with anyway.

>> No.16527442

>>16525426
I can't believe he got away at this trial. The jurors found that it wasn't possible to establish Musk was calling the caver (Unsworth) a pedo because he didn't mention his name however his tweet was in response to a video interview of the caver.

There was no fucking doubt possible about who Musk was insulting and yet the jury decided the opposite, crazy.

>> No.16527460

>>16527442
Wow, it's almost as if the things boomers hail as great institutions are seriously flawed systems.

>> No.16527498

>>16525275
Yikes

>> No.16527552

>>16527442
>The jurors found
yeah, the Jurors found 'oh, it's that celebrity' then found they couldn't find there arse with both hands, never mind their brain, then, acquitted him. Maybe a mistake having it in LA and all, but still, complete fucking sham. I (vaguely) know one of the divers that was involved in the actual rescue, not the Vernon guy - and desu these guys are total straight up 100-pro non-arseholes, ones who did risk their lives to save some kids. Then, it gets overshadowed by this dick, mouthing off, slandering people then further fucking over ordinary people in court because he's still being a fucking dick who can't admit when he's wrong. Angry over this, I am, sure - but fuck Musk, he'll get his due at some point. Can't buy respect - can sure squander it tho.