how can I make money without ever dealing with people ever again?

[Anonymous No.16521851]

people are retarded. I cant deal with them. how can I make moneys without ever having to talk to somebody? talking to frens is ok but as soon as money is involved it fucks up the entire dynamic

[Anonymous No.16521913]

read atlas shrugged. You will be more confident in you business dealings after. It will teach you something of great value. More than I can put in words

[Anonymous No.16521923]

>>16521913
>read atlas shrugged
I read like a third of it and gave up on it. its a basic-bitch tier philosophy wrapped into some terribly boring story. whats the takeaway youre alluding to?

[Anonymous No.16521935]

>>16521913
>it will turn you into an autistic NEET loser who posts on an anime imageboard during work hours
Real great value there.

[Anonymous No.16521957]

>>16521923
>whats the takeaway youre alluding to?
I can't convey it without writing the whole book, but the gist of it is most people are stupid, evil or both. You should not feel bad for being better than other. You should be proud of it and not give in when you're right. Don't read it, get the audiable. It is fantastic

[Anonymous No.16521965]

>>16521957
>the gist of it is most people are stupid, evil or both. You should not feel bad for being better than other.

Makes me want to read the book. Are you being sincere?

[Anonymous No.16521990]

>>16521965
>Are you being sincere?
yes. It will also perfectly explain everything that has happened in the crypto world. It makes everything crystal clear. Craig has read it and it shows

[Anonymous No.16522005]

>>16521957
>>16521965
>aka fuck the handicapped and them cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HD8KXn-kI
oh, she was a charmer alright

[Anonymous No.16522057]

>>16521913
im all for the free market, but why are randians so annoying sometimes?

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

[Anonymous No.16522066]

>>16522057
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

[Anonymous No.16522073]

>>16522066
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

[Anonymous No.16522117]

>>16522057
>>16522066
>>16522073