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16446664 No.16446664 [Reply] [Original]

What is the closest occupation to being John Wick?

I know it's just a movie so I don't need to hear your shit talking. Just answer the fucking question.

>> No.16446689

street clown

>> No.16446700

>>16446664
No one like him exists anymore. They all die fast. Even the best of the best get murdered like an animal by someone they trust.

>> No.16446713

>>16446700
This

Or take your chances in the underworld of Mexican drug cartels

>> No.16446726

>>16446664
Just join the army

>> No.16446760

>>16446664
Basically a suicide occupation
Realistically, if you fully knew what you were doing you have to realize just 1 bullet in the right spot will send you directly to your grave.
Also the chances of being arrested or investigated by the FBI if you get too much heat will result life in prison or a sentence to death.

You literally need nothing to lose whatsoever to be even slightly appealing.

Just watch the movies and play videogames you fucking autist

>> No.16446902

>>16446664
John Wick is based off a real story.

>> No.16446937

>>16446726
This is the most realistic answer, and if you're looking for combat, you're in luck, the shit pot has been stirring for quite some time, something will pop off soon enough.
There's even a sign up bonus of 40k for going straight into infantry.
Normally I'd never even shill such a thing, but I'd hate for you to go to jail over something very stupid when you could just be paid to kill for zog.

>> No.16446944

>>16446902
LMFAO what story is that?

>> No.16446958

>>16446944
have been suspicious that it's a metaphor of keanu's life

>> No.16446966

>>16446944
Marcus Luttrell a former Navy SEAL

>> No.16446968

>>16446902
I can tell you a story about me gunning people down with super human strength is all made up. Its just based on the true story of fucking your mother.

>> No.16446989

>>16446966
Are you sure? Just seems like any other special forces guy.
What's so special about him?

>> No.16446997

>>16446968
No you fucking brainlet piece of shit it's actually based on a real story

>>16446989
All the shit about the dog and the dude massacring people with dual barrettes is real

>> No.16447005
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>>16446997
Sounds like bullshit to me.
In actuality he probably killed the dog himself and then cried like a bitch over it.

>> No.16447009

>>16446664
>Military contractor (Merc)
>Special Forces infantry
>Methamphetamine taste tester

>> No.16447029

>>16446664
High school teacher.

>> No.16447096
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>>16446664
A hitman. They exist in real life but it's not as glamorous as the movies. The closest you could get is being an Asian hit man but if you aren't Asian yourself its a dead give away. Even then it's not glamorous like the movies. You just get a target, roll up on a motorcycle, shoot and run. If your American you can become a hitman for niggers but that's even less glamorous. All you do is run up on niggers and steal their drugs and occasionally kill them. Again, it might be hard to get away with.
You could always just join the CIA and kill presidents for jews but they rarely do that stuff anymore, you'll probably just be a pencil pusher on reserve in case your needed. Russian mobsters and spics are also a good choice. Although usually they just get their lackeys to do it. Not much need for hitman in such peaceful times.

It's a shame because i honestly think I'd be a pretty decent hitman as I often fantasize about ways to outsmart authorities.

>> No.16447107

>>16446760
>fbi investigation
You watch too many movies lmao

>> No.16447113

>>16447096
From what I understand most modern "hitmen" are just poor ass kids from foreign countries.

>> No.16447115

>>16446958
go back

>> No.16447117

>>16447005
No its real. Guys came to his house and he shot like 5 home invaders by himself after they shot his dog.

>> No.16447124

The closest thing is being an actor and Starr a movie as john wick.

>> No.16447133

>>16447117
You got any links to the story?

>> No.16447135

>>16446937
Eh doubt it. I’m in the Army right now as an infantryman. It’s literally peacetime. There won’t be a war anytime soon

>> No.16447137

>>16447113
Most are just niggers actually. There are gangs of niggers that make a living killing other niggers and stealing their drugs and money.

As far as hitman that Hillary uses to kill Seth Rich ect ect. Most likely just crack/ meth heads they randomly found desperate for more drugs and money.

>> No.16447140

>>16446664
you should actually get help because the only way you would even want to ask this question is if you were so far down a tunnel of your own autism and fantasy that you legitimately believed this was anything even close to possible

all your disclaimers just make it clearer that you have real problems controlling your fantasies. you knew this was a retarded question and you asked it anyway. that's not a point in your favor.

>> No.16447142

>>16447135
Lmao you're in for some shit if you plan on being in there for 4 years or more.

>> No.16447147

>>16447137
How would they even find work? I'd imagine that kind of gig is over saturated to hell.

>> No.16447149

>>16446664
>he's not comfortable being himself
not gonna make it

>> No.16447156

>tfw you'll mever be merc in rhodesia shootond hundreds of niggers daily

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>>16447156
Don't let your dreams be dreams, you can larp as a rescue boat and watch niggers drown in real life!

>> No.16447181

>>16447147
Which one? Niggers that steal are looked down on. If any gang members find out you are a hitman they'll kill you. And its not as though nigger drug traffickers are afraid to shoot back.

>> No.16447184

>>16447181
That's not a hitman, that's called being a stick up boy.

>> No.16447186

>>16447133
I was wrong. It was just a navy seal whose dog was shot by two guys and he chased them down for 40 miles into police got them.

>> No.16447197

>>16447186
Thanks for telling the truth.
I wish John wick was a real person too.
He was real in our heads!!
My uncle was a ranger, now he's just a pretentious alcoholic.

>> No.16447199

>>16447184
Same basic shit. It always ends in killing someone 90% of the time.

>> No.16447204

>>16447199
I mean, being a real hitman who takes contractd out on people is indeed quite a bit different than some crusty nigger who murders other niggers over a few ounces of crack or weed.

>> No.16447538

Hitmen are numb people. If you got time to kill watch Sr. Avila on HBO. the savageness in that show is more than any gay narco show you'll ever see

>> No.16447860

>>16446664
>What is the closest occupation to being John Wick?
socom

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>>16446664
being a John Woo