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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRAIG WRIGHT CANT BE SATOSHI. SATOSHI IS A MYSTERIOUS JAPANESE NINJA ANIME PERSON WHO WANTED TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM CENTRAL BANKS WHY WOULD HE ELSE CALL HIMSELF SATOSHI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.16443735

>>16443727
Szabo is hungarian btw

>> No.16443746

kek

>> No.16443749
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>HOLY SHIT DUDE I FUCKING LOVE CRAIG WRIGHT, HE'S SO BADASS AND COOL... STIFF!!! HAHAHAHA LOL!!!! BSV ITHE REAL BITCOIN! STIFF!! CRAIG IS SATOSHI GUYS BUY BSV WE'RE GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

>> No.16443750

>>16443727
who is that?

>> No.16443751

>>16443735
>Szabo is hungarian btw
he is? I remember O1G said he's hungarian. Holy shit, do you think it could be? That would be epic

>> No.16443759
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16443759

>>16443727
OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>> No.16443764

>>16443727
>sojack posting

>> No.16443767

>>16443759
Calm down Greg

>> No.16443814

>>16443751
http://unenumerated.blogspot.com/2005/12/bit-gold.html
http://unenumerated.blogspot.com/2005/12/bit-gold.html
these posts are from 2005
he edited the posts to 2008, after the release of btc, trying to hide evidences
but he forgot to remove an old comment, that was dating 2005
also the link is 2005

>> No.16443885

>>16443814
lol. If you think he is Satoshi you are unironically stupid. He got schooled by Craig on Bitcoin on a live streamed bitcoin conference. He have no idea what bitcoin is. Craig put his BitGold as a reference in the whitepaper just to have something to relate it to. BitGold didn't work because it was a centralized shitcoin

>> No.16443969

>>16443727
How many people on this earth truly believe CSW = satoshi?

I'd say 50 tops

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16443979

>>16443885
on the contrary actually
Szabo told Dr.Craig his idea was esoteric and he should write a paper about it
which he did
and then we found out that it was plagiarized
and it was pure nonsense
and bitcoin remains not turing complete

>> No.16443992

>>16443979
Bitcoin is turing complete. You are just too stupid to understand it

https://youtu.be/QJ1DTeexpvA

>> No.16444054
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>>16443992
the first minutes he explains it to you
>"so, not turing complete"

there is a reason why BSV does not execute anything like ethereum, and relies on external API to use the data on chain

you claim bitcoin is turing complete yet you don't execute anything on the BSV chain

>> No.16444061

>>16444054
you're not very good at this are you? If the video is too long maybe you can try splitting it into several 1 minute sessions

>> No.16444066

>>16443727
satoshi is a negro woman. you heard that here first

>> No.16444081

>>16444061
fuck your little nigger video lmao
unless you fork ethereum and call it bsv, your little fork is not turing complete
show any code that you can execute RIGHT NOW on the bsv chain

I'm waiting

>> No.16444093

>>16443969
there are literally billions of pajeets

>> No.16444244

>>16443727
I keled

>> No.16444279

>>16443727
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