/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16413802]

This is the worst board on chan.

[Anonymous No.16413804]

All women are whores.

[Anonymous No.16413805]

>>16413802
Papercraft and Origami #1

[Anonymous No.16413814]

>>16413802
Absolutely. But the abundant shills and scams should only justify your righteous bags. Let them spread their fantastical tales of falsehood.

[Anonymous No.16413816]

All men are retards.

[Anonymous No.16413823]

>>16413802
yeah no shit
its the equivalent of a network security circlejerk on facebook
nobody in their right mind who's actually serious at all about their career would come here and risk absorbing even a fraction of the stupidity or mannerisms
the closest we have is some engineers who figured out a novel application and are probably abused by a business partner for 70% of its value. doesn't stop them from posting their instagram-ready lives complete with zara

[Anonymous No.16413829]

>>16413816
Tits

[Anonymous No.16413833]

>>16413804
You gotta have sex first to make this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.16413839]

>>16413802
This is channel though.

[Anonymous No.16413840]

>>16413833
So you’re agreeing with me?

[Anonymous No.16413844]

>>16413802
It’s the worst because it is only about crypto coins and fake money. Makes sense however because if they had money to get rich then they wouldn’t mine off their parents electricity bill.

[Anonymous No.16413853]

>>16413840
Haven’t had sex so I can’t make that decision yet

[Anonymous No.16413869]

>>16413816
But I retired at 26 without crypto

Just by scamming people and lying

I'm 100% sure I'm smarter than you

[Anonymous No.16413895]

>>16413802
/v/ is actually

[Anonymous No.16413903]

>>16413869
And you likely will use that money to pay for pussy in some form. Who's the real retard? Men.

[Anonymous No.16413925]

>>16413802
/mlp/

[Anonymous No.16413949]

>>16413802

you're wrong, you do not know how to chan, and i suspect you may be an israelite. you see, /biz/ may be shit- but that doesnt mean it's shit.
No, /biz/ is a place of wisdom and fun; an intravenous drip of pure joy.

[Anonymous No.16413960]

>>16413802
this whole board is lazy trying to get a free lunch by buying and selling internet coins

[Anonymous No.16413977]

>>16413802
lol imagine if a golf ball just plopped out of her ass and landed with a dollop of poo on top lol

[Anonymous No.16413992]

>>16413804
>>16413816
You two should fuck

[Anonymous No.16414004]

>>16413977
haha imagine rolling that golf ball around in your mouth haha

[Anonymous No.16414012]

>>16413960

Its not (only) that. /biz/ is the only board on 4chan on which the anons actually have skin in the game- anything from a few 100 to many thousands,of real cash moneys. That certainly adds a little frisson to ones shitpoasting. I personally find it quite exciting, and have evolved in my enjoyment of the board, until now enjoy the pink days as much as/more than the green.

>also the very real chance of a free lunch from daft wee internet coins

[Anonymous No.16414019]

>>16413802

It’s all scams but bitcoin but nobody posts about bitcoin anymore

[Anonymous No.16414029]

>>16413805
I never visit but I somehow think this is true, channers with a calm mind being able to create minute works of an art that requires concentration and patience
I bet a lot of people on /v/ would have been better off making origami than playing vidya, myself included

[Anonymous No.16414034]

>>16414012
It shouldn’t be called business when playing with fake money being retards. I have seen more skin in the game at a slot machine watching gramps play with pennies.

[Anonymous No.16414063]

>>16413816
Lol I wish.

[Anonymous No.16414075]

>>16414034
its not fake though is it? ive got like £3000 riding on my 4chan poasts. the stupidity is quite liberating.

[Anonymous No.16414077]

awwww I see you for real, too. Your good. A good poster.

[Anonymous No.16414091]

>>16413949
This was the good poster I meant to appreciate...

[Anonymous No.16414108]

>>16414077
>>16414091

Thanks fren. You're a right good lad, may the golden rabbit shower you with blessings.

[Anonymous No.16414116]

>>16414075
Meanwhile I made 30k this week playing with real money. Who’s the retard ha? If you want to get rich then you join the real world. Crypto rich is like being rich selling weed in your building.

[Anonymous No.16414126]

>>16413802
Disagree, you find hotter girls here than on /s/

[Anonymous No.16414133]

>>16414004
haha..yeah...imagine...haha

[Anonymous No.16414138]

>>16413903
Nah

10/10 face

Married roasties give it up for free

[Anonymous No.16414185]

>>16414138
>10/10 face
>on 4chan
[X] DOUBT

[Anonymous No.16414225]

/b/ is worse

[Anonymous No.16414243]

>>16414012
I'll have you know laddy link is not fuckin daft

[Anonymous No.16414309]

>>16413816
was the city you live in built by women?

[Anonymous No.16414362]

>>16413816
A man made that comment you just made possible. Do you feel dumb yet?

[Anonymous No.16414379]

>>16413802
Easily.

[Anonymous No.16414391]

>>16413802
Imagine getting to smell that gorgeous brapper.

[Anonymous No.16414412]

>>16413802
jesus imagine if she just took a huge stinky dump right there and forced you to eat it hahaha h

[Anonymous No.16414429]

>>16414412
>forced

[Anonymous No.16414435]

>>16413802
Put all of your money in LINK then GTFO

[Anonymous No.16414599]

>>16413802
1 post by this id

[Anonymous No.16414838]

>>16413802

[Anonymous No.16414905]

>>16413802
I miss the old /biz/ stock advice, salary negotiations, resume advice, vanguard portfolios and career advice.

This crypto garbage seriously has to stop. People are getting hurt. Not only that but literally 99.99% of this shit is a scam and a huge bubble waiting to burst. Just look at the recent bitcoin crash down to 9000 case in point.

I'm currently in uni finishing up my studies to become an accountant. I want to know ways to make it in the corporate world. I want to have meaningful conversations like how to negotiate salary raises with your bosses.

I know this might come to a shock to alot of you guys but someone has to say it. Cryptocurrency is just a massive speculation with absolutely 0 fucking value to this world.you can not right now name one single crypto that brings real value to this world and helps improve it.

This is a speculators game. And who ever is the first to sell off will win. You guys are in a fucking ticking time bomb waiting to explode and you don't even realize it.

Besides women want men with stable careers and goals. Not a bunch of Internet funny money degenerate gamblers. Good luck starting a family with any woman and telling her you traded Internet meme coins. Seriously guys wake the fuck up.

If any of you had any sense at all you would sell 100% of your cryptos and invest in Amazon / real estate. Something that will never go away and always rise in value.

I hope we can go back to the old ways of biz. I want to know some good stocks I can expect to put my yearly bonuses into. Not this crypto trash vaporware scam garbage.

[Anonymous No.16414927]

>>16414905

[Anonymous No.16414929]

>>16414905
start the threads man, go ahead, no one is stopping anyone.

ps. I agree

[Anonymous No.16414954]

all men are pajeets here

[Anonymous No.16414985]

>>16413960
>trying
I haven't worked since 2013, it's going fine

[Anonymous No.16415002]

>>16414116
imagine making 30k/wk but still being so lonely or fucked up you brag in this shithole

[Anonymous No.16415035]

>>16414905
You're a retard, /biz/ was CREATED for crypto, when /g/ got tired of all the dogecoin and fedoracoin posts. When you were discussing "stock advice, salary negotiations, resume advice, vanguard portfolios and career advice" is when the board capitulated and gave up on crypto in the low 3 digits and when you should have been buying. Now you want people to buy amazon and real estate at their literal all time highs. Sell low, buy high

The old ways of /biz/ was crypto and idiots like you telling people to sell their coins along the way has hurt way more anons financially than anything else on this board. Kys

[Anonymous No.16415069]

>>16413802
I just sniffed so hard my face imploded

[Anonymous No.16415080]

>>16415035
BASED. Anyone who says bitcoin has no intrinsic value has dog shit for brains

[Anonymous No.16415112]

>>16413802

In terms of hostility /o/

Every time I've asked a question there I basically get 30 to 50 replies calling me a retard.

[Anonymous No.16415162]

>>16414905
Kek holy shit get a load of this faggot. Imagine going to 4chan for advice on how to make money as a cuck bitch accountant hahahahaha good god my sides. Muh I just want to have a stable job so I can attract a woman and provide her my beta bucks top fucking kek. I’ve already made over $200k at my day job in 2019 and I have over $100k worth of LINK on the side that I paid less than $15k for thanks to biz. Get back in your cubicle and shut the fuck up little bitch. Reddit is that way >>>

[Anonymous No.16415169]

>>16415035
Pop that post you replied to into google, my man.

[Anonymous No.16415218]

>>16414905
I was in agreement until you told me to invest in extremely overvalued assets such as Amazon and real estate (depending on where you are).

[Anonymous No.16415226]

>>16414905
cuck

[Anonymous No.16415227]

>>16415169

[Anonymous No.16415233]

>>16415035
Nope /biz/ started out being a college major- “is (blank job) a meme?” board

[Anonymous No.16415239]

>>16415112
/o/ here-this retard is right

[Anonymous No.16415319]

>>16414905
"S-stop making money! Right now!"

[Anonymous No.16415394]

>>16413802
Reddit and Mastodon are worse than the worst boards on every chan that has ever been created.
Fight me in your birthday suit if you disagree.

[Anonymous No.16415479]

>>16414905

Ever been in a situation where you don't know if your going to get a kick in the balls or not? You're clenched up like a fist, shivering with deleterious anticipation as you wait for the familiar yet terrifying explosive agony as your testicles get a hard smack- which may or may not come.

But in that moment you are neither worried about the past, nor the future (beyond the immediate excruciating blow), and so in that moment you are forced into a state of ZEN- and then that moment itself passes, like the brief life of the cherry blossom, as the crack in the knackers arrives with crushing force.

Such is /biz/.

[Anonymous No.16415952]

How do i find out how much recruitment consultants make ? I wanna know. There is now such job title in bls :/. is there official statistics in uk regarding profession and pay?

[Anonymous No.16416761]

>>16414362
A woman birthed that man. You can now choose between feeling dumb about that, or feeling dumb for bringing that logic up.

[Anonymous No.16416980]

>>16416761
You now aware that giving birth require zero (0) brain function. Literally brainless organisms do it every single day.

[Anonymous No.16418415]

>>16413839
Based

[Anonymous No.16418447]

Pottery.

[Anonymous No.16418889]

>>16413804
True that

[Anonymous No.16418898]

>>16413802
Without a doubt. It's fucking horrendous in every way. Filled to the brim with incels, schizophrenics, pajeets and arrogant weirdos that secretly want to kill themselves. Trash board.

[Anonymous No.16418911]

>>16413802
it was good back in 2017

[Anonymous No.16418914]

best board desu

[Anonymous No.16418918]

>>16414905
>I want to go back to the OLD /biz/
>I’m in uni
Fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.16418923]

>>16413804
Cringe

>>16413816
Based

[Anonymous No.16419482]

>>16413804
ah, a man of culture i see...

[Anonymous No.16419490]

>>16413802
unironically only use this board

[Anonymous No.16419495]

you are correct. 98% shitposting, all good threads die fast.

[Anonymous No.16419508]

>>16414309
The amazon you privileged little shitlord. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

[Anonymous No.16419524]

>>16416761
Brainless organisms can reproduce. You bragged about being just as capable.

[Anonymous No.16419529]

>>16413802
/biz/ is a forum agnostic board. We connect the chans to off-chan data.

[Anonymous No.16419530]

>>16413804
Correct

[Anonymous No.16419539]

>>16413844
Why the fuck are you here jew

[Anonymous No.16419545]

>>16418898
Which were you again?

[Anonymous No.16419571]

>>16413804
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.16419649]

>>16419490
h-hes fast

[Anonymous No.16419984]

>>16414905
Is this bait? If so, well done

[Anonymous No.16419999]

>>16419490
these two girls are fucking strong. They ate the punches like it was nothing. They're ain't afraid n shit. They should go into the ufc. On a side note, the main nigger is really showing poor technique: wild looping punches etc

[Anonymous No.16420011]

>>16419999
Girls in the projects are unironically tougher than the athletic stacies

[Anonymous No.16420081]

>>16413816
You know the drill, tetas or btfo

[Anonymous No.16420490]

>>16413804
all women are whores, for CHAD ONLY.

[Anonymous No.16420540]

The fragrance general on /fa/ is unironically the best ongoing thread on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.16420588]

>>16413840
Poor soul

[Anonymous No.16420598]

>>16413903
whores

[Anonymous No.16420696]

>>16419999
agreed desu.
that girl has one hell of chin and fighting spirit. fucking fearless.
or just crazy. i'm leaning more towards crazy. kek.

[Anonymous No.16420735]

I agree. I used to mainly just browse /fit/ and /ck/ but I decided I wanted to learn how to make money to upgrade my human worth. It turned out that it was just losers who shill PnD coins hoping to unload their bags onto gullible retards.

[Anonymous No.16420768]

>>16414034
Oh, but when wall street does it everyone goes “Oh look at the stock broker with the suit I wanna be just like him!” 95% of fiat currency is fake, I would argue that /biz/ is smarter than the average Joe just for recognizing that and finding other asset vehicles.

[Anonymous No.16420957]

>>16414905
What's funny is that the old ways of biz was shitting on bitcoin and crypto in general. You nocoiners laughed at us and our "speculative" value of our meme internet money. Guess what happened? We're loaded and your still trading stocks and buy precious metals. Did we get lucky? Sure, but you only need to get rich once. Many of us that hit big with bitcoin (the ones who were mining the shit in the early 00's because you couldn't buy it yet) are still buying crypto to this day hoping lightning will strike teice, which it probably will.

[Anonymous No.16420982]

>>16420957
Meant early 10's

[Anonymous No.16421008]

>>16413853
have sex incel

[Anonymous No.16421052]

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK GRETA
FUCK OP
>BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES
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[Anonymous No.16421188]

>>16413804
BASED

>>16413802

Imagine if on a lazy afternoon in your living room she intentionally pushed her bum in your crotch and started grinding like a slut with her fat soft and spread out ass free to grab by your small incel hands.

[Anonymous No.16421508]

>>16421188