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Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:48:39 2019 No.16357364 [DELETED]

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You're in a Porsche Cayenne and this bad boy blasts past you with 350km/h

what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:50:15 2019 No.16357372 File: 421 KB, 640x425, 1574372450202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] follow the bad boy and beat him with my big ole tities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:05:55 2019 No.16357489 File: 2 KB, 125x108, 1568139381893s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357372 jannies remove dis

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:06:22 2019 No.16357490 >>16357364 Slap its ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:14:42 2019 No.16357549 >>16357364 pull out my glock and shoot out it's tires. with no collateral damage there will be minimal repurcussions

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:32:02 2019 No.16357648 >>16357549 >pull out my glock and shoot out it's tires Because it was 9mm the bullets bounce back and take out your radio antenna. Sponge Bob instantly stops playing. What do you do next big boy?

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:35:03 2019 No.16357666
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>>16357364
>production begins in late 2021
>mid to late 2021 will be the cycle high for the next crypto bullrun
>rich NEETs will be lining up to buy this

how did elon know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:35:41 2019 No.16357671 >>16357648 Shoot at the windows instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:43:16 2019 No.16357709 >>16357364 Pop a 360 and drive away

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:44:06 2019 No.16357714 File: 492 KB, 960x560, ChadImperial.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357364 >350km/h Sorry I'm not a faggot using km/h

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:49:16 2019 No.16357748 >>16357364 Keep driving *gulp

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:50:23 2019 No.16357754 >>16357666 bull run starts 2020 please refrain from being confused it's a common mistake I'm seeing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:54:29 2019 No.16357788 >>16357364 Just keep driving and wait for it to burst into flames from overdrawing the battery banks and then laugh as I drive by their crispy asses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:59:48 2019 No.16357840 >>16357671 KEK

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:20:34 2019 No.16357972 >>16357364 throw a ball at it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:27:24 2019 No.16358010 >>16357648 cry

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 21:28:07 2019 No.16358014 >>16357754 it does start in 2020 but the high won't be put in until 2021

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 22:53:31 2019 No.16358466 >>16357364 Convert to mph to figure out how fast they’re actually going

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:03:08 2019 No.16358516 >>16357364 Thank God for being blessed with a refined taste in aesthetics to have bought a Cayenne instead of that ugly monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:05:30 2019 No.16358527 >>16357372 Jesus man...I legit got goosebumps from disgust

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:06:10 2019 No.16358537 >>16357666 I don't need a pickup why would I buy one

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:07:50 2019 No.16358543 >>16357364 Tell my son Taylor to shut up and stop putting boggies on his sister Montana, because if I'm driving a Cayenne obviously I'm a upper-middle class soccer mon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:32:27 2019 No.16358689 >>16357364 I wonder if police departments will replace their Ford Explorers with these.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:36:45 2019 No.16358721 File: 28 KB, 396x538, tsla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357364

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:40:28 2019 No.16358741 File: 186 KB, 1242x903, F7C88C16-ACCB-4C61-AA3C-0BB27A1ED342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357364 >350km

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:41:20 2019 No.16358748 >>16357364 why did Tesla design a minecraft car?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:44:06 2019 No.16358769 I need LINK to hit $50 so I can buy it. With my 70k stack I'll gladly give up 1000 linkies for this chad truck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:45:54 2019 No.16358789 >>16357364 how can i get a job shilling for elon on biz? how much do you make per post?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 23:47:42 2019 No.16358808 File: 3.00 MB, 640x532, 1568719927032.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357372 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 00:02:09 2019 No.16358895 File: 25 KB, 640x481, lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357714 lmao, USA doesn't even use the true imperial system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_customary_units and your system is literally defined by metric, lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 00:12:36 2019 No.16358949 File: 87 KB, 1296x825, F9347D9F-4D67-4B67-AE0C-D2FEE6677C24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357372 oh god aughhh ughhh oh oh AHHHH AUGH MUST- >ZIP

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 00:47:53 2019 No.16359140 >>16357364 Probably think to myself, he must have bought ETH before 2017, and then think about killing myself the rest of the way to work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 00:49:57 2019 No.16359148 I would sell my Tesla stocks, if I had any, which I don't. But either way gj Elon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:49:07 2019 No.16359445 it needs a johannesburg option with gunports and sidemounted flamethrowers

Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:54:56 2019 No.16359482

>>16357714
He used km/h because he comes from a furnished home and isn't some wild man using handclaps per horse or whatever you Americans are into. All your lengths are based on the metric system these days anyway. It is always the same. One inch is not 3 barley seeds anymore and changes from winter to summer. So a mile is the same every time because it is defined in millimetres.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:55:14 2019 No.16359485 >>16359445 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 01:59:23 2019 No.16359501 >>16359482 >defined in millimeters just like your penis, got it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 02:03:48 2019 No.16359528 >>16359501 ha, f*n gotem

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 02:05:22 2019 No.16359534 >>16359482 One additional benefit of the Imperial system is that it triggers Eur*s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 02:17:04 2019 No.16359588 >>16357666 I will buy a real car, not some shitty movie prop looking trash. Thx

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 04:00:48 2019 No.16359989 File: 557 KB, 1676x1118, 1574555664653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16357364 Nothing. I'm not about to interfere with police business.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 04:24:17 2019 No.16360124 >>16359482 americ*ns WILL seethe at this post and project their seething unto the superior metric race

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 04:30:18 2019 No.16360148 >>16358769 1 million for this car? Fuck no. I will pay 69 linkies

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 08:02:36 2019 No.16361062 it only goes 110 burgers per hour, literally slower than most cuckboxes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 08:06:35 2019 No.16361079 >>16358895 >>16359482 blow it out your ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 10:20:55 2019 No.16361724 >>16359501 My penis is 170 mm long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 10:43:59 2019 No.16361873 >>16357364 Is it a pimpmobile?

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