Tesla cyber truck unveil

[Anonymous No.16337231]

I hope none of you are holding Tesla stock. It’s going to be a blood bath tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.16337375]

>>16337231
Because the window broke? Or because they introduced the most original production car design in three or four decades?

[Anonymous No.16337383]

you must not know how the tesla stock works. Its going to moon hard

[Anonymous No.16337426]

>>16337375
>original

[Anonymous No.16337428]

>>16337231
I honestly don't know what to do. I only hold 6 shares, but thinking I should sell. Fuck this shit. What a waste of time and resources from tesla team

[Anonymous No.16337451]

>>16337231
>original
>Holy fuck that level of cope.

Are you the guy on wallstreetbets who maxed out two credit cards and a heloc loan to buy calls?

[Anonymous No.16337469]

>>16337375
original doesn't mean good, you delusional faggot

[Anonymous No.16337525]

Bold new car body design inspired by the Tesla stock chart

[Anonymous No.16337553]

>>16337383
what makes you say that. Im not gonna sleep tonight, why shouldnt I sell right now?

[Anonymous No.16337557]

>>16337231
OHNONONONONO WHAT IS THIS
IS IT A JOKE???

[Anonymous No.16337583]

>doesn't appeal to truck buyers
>doesn't appeal to Tesla cultists
What were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.16337606]

>>16337375
trucks are for men. do you see any men riding around in that clown vehicle?
>why yes id like to buy this overpriced car so that i can be called pretentious and autistic by my neighbors!

[Anonymous No.16337706]

>>16337231
lmao what an absolute failure

[Anonymous No.16337715]

>>16337469
No but in a market starved for novelty, it means sales. Not saying it's objectively 'good'
>>16337606
F150/ram/chevy truck buyers were never going to buy any Tesla vehicle. This is a truck in name only, clearly aiming for a different market segment. They're going for the wrangler/Range Rover hipster demographic

[Anonymous No.16337737]

>>16337606
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/dzpcuu/cybertruck_unveil_starts_at_8_stay_tuned_for/?sort=new

[Anonymous No.16337749]

IT'S A TRUCK

WITHOUT A TRUCK BED

[Anonymous No.16337839]

>>16337749
It has a truck bed, you mongoloid. It is just covered and you cannot see in the OP pic.

[Anonymous No.16337851]

>>16337749
it has a 6.5 foot bed and 1.75 ton payload

[Anonymous No.16337866]

>>16337737
A lot of the goyims actually seem to like it kek

[Anonymous No.16337877]

>>16337839
Jesus Christ
Is that design for aerodynamics?

[Anonymous No.16337887]

>>16337866
What a fucking clown world filled with snowflakes.

>Building your business model around subsidies alone, and ppl support that shit show
Going private, 420$, this time for real

[Anonymous No.16337888]

>>16337866
soi

[Anonymous No.16337902]

>>16337839
this design... is like how I used to draw cars as a young child. I had no choice I was a retarded kid yet a team of professional engineers came up with this.

[Anonymous No.16337930]

Jesus what a monstrosity.. And I have a huge boner for retro futuristic design.

It's like they were trying to go for something that Syd Mead would design, but gave the project to some amateur with zero fucking idea how to achieve that iconic look.

[Anonymous No.16337967]

>>16337930
Looks good to me desu

[Anonymous No.16337975]

Thank god I own a little bit of stock in workhorse

[Anonymous No.16337983]

>>16337606
I just imagine it behind keyed to shit honestly, especially if you live down south in 1 of those hick states.

[Anonymous No.16337989]

[Anonymous No.16337992]

Badass

Musk is the man

[Anonymous No.16338000]

>>16337967
It literally looks like a pajeet blender retard made it. This is the kind of aesthetics a beginner would make in 3D.

What the FUCK.

[Anonymous No.16338005]

Pre ordered the triple motor for late 2022 production with self driving so price locked in now to avoid increase

[Anonymous No.16338011]

>DEBASED
>official new
>rape car

TESLA
For
>EDGY

[Anonymous No.16338023]

It doesn't look like a truck, doesn't have that masculine beast-ness that makes trucks attractive.

[Anonymous No.16338027]

>>16337902
Exactly my thoughts. Literally the ugliest fucking thing I've ever fucking seen and looks like a terrible PS1 game.

[Anonymous No.16338037]

Design is actually ok. But that logo...disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16338040]

>>16337902
>>16338027
It doesn't seem to have good aesthetic ratios.

[Anonymous No.16338050]

>>16338027
It reminds me of the episode of Simpsons when he designs a car and bankrupts his brother.
>yfw some fucking retard got in through nepotism and this was his vanity project

[Anonymous No.16338057]

>>16337967

[Anonymous No.16338078]

What happened with the window?

[Anonymous No.16338088]

>>16338078
they tried to prove its strength by throwing a ball at it. it shattered, musk says 'omfg'.

[Anonymous No.16338138]

>>16337967
It looks amateurish as fuck. It's like someone put a slanted pyramid on a box and called it a day.
I'm busy drawing porn, but here's an improvement on that design.
It's still bad, but at least it has more of a wedge shape and it doesn't look so boxy with the highest point so close to the center mass of the car.

[Anonymous No.16338143]

the shit looks like an oven the juices will buy it

[Anonymous No.16338417]

>>16338138
you could train a complete beginner to model this in a few hours. the chunky chamfering at the wheel wells, the basic shapes, the way it awkwardly stops at the front, the angles of the roof and bed. I think Elon's back on the ganja.

[Anonymous No.16338451]

>>16337989

Based and underrated

[Anonymous No.16338454]

>>16337525

[Anonymous No.16338466]

[Anonymous No.16338480]

>>16338027
>looks like a terrible PS1 game
kek

[Anonymous No.16338525]

>>16337553
you obviously dont own any in the first place

[Anonymous No.16338586]

>>16337866
>FUCK!! I'm so excited!! This is literally like Christmas to an 8 year old!

[Anonymous No.16338592]

>>16338586
posted by none other than, OompaOrangeFace

[Anonymous No.16338610]

Looks like an old Countach without the air scoops and stripes

[Anonymous No.16338630]

>>16338610
>Countach

[Anonymous No.16338635]

lookz like that taxi from total recall.

[Anonymous No.16339035]

>>16337989
Underrated and based

[Anonymous No.16339062]

Absolutely amazing concept, can't get more efficient than that. Finally someone managed to make a decent practical automobile. Fucking love it!

[Anonymous No.16339300]

This is what happeneds when you don’t sleep, work too hard, and have NPD. You lose your fucking mind. Elon Musk has officially lost it this truck will never sell in its current design.

[Anonymous No.16339483]

This looks so ridiculous which is why everybody will want one when their favorite nigger rapper drives one. It's like G-class mercedes. You pull up with this ugly blocky shit and everyone will be like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!!! It's like how every retard out there is dyin their hair, doing stupid shit to get attention and thus all other retards are gonna do the same.

[Anonymous No.16339522]

>>16337967
C L O W N M O B I L E

[Anonymous No.16339530]

The Tesla stock works on hype. Fundamentals could be good or bad, it doesn't matter. As long as cheap money floats into the stock and there is a disparity between demand and supply, prices will appreciate.

I don't like it anymore than you do, but we're living in a late 20s, late 90s style market. The amount of financial bubble has objectively eclipsed anything from 2007/2008 .

How do I know this? As soon as the Fed attempted to normalize interest rates in December 2018, all the speculative tech stocks tanked. And tanked HARD.

[Anonymous No.16339599]

>>16337525

[Anonymous No.16339687]

Tesla engineer here, here is a leaked version of the original design mock-up

[Anonymous No.16339851]

I love the futuristic look (it was about time)
BUT it is big, ridiculously big and honestly this will be awkward to drive.
Also from what I can see in the demo it may not be considered legal in europe. I don't see the blinkers...
Also from a safety standpoint the authorities may have a problem with hard-as-fuck steel and pedestrians coming in close proximity. If they ever do a euro crash test I can predict this will score very high on driver/passenger safety but very low in every other regard.

[Anonymous No.16339982]

The man built you an affordable bullet proof coon cocoon on wheels and this is how you thank him?

[Anonymous No.16340001]

>>16337231
Rivian looks way better; and will be a fraction of the price.

[Anonymous No.16340039]

>>16337557
>that audience
Do they honestly need a fucking personal snapshot of the thing on stage? The website has better quality photos, etc. Nobody gives a shit about your personal photo, you fucking monkey brains.

[Anonymous No.16340046]

>>16337231
>>16337967
I think it looks cool af.

[Anonymous No.16340075]

>>16340001
That looks like a regular truck with the grille removed.
The Tesla is way more interesting looking.

[Anonymous No.16340088]

>>16337231
dude's a forward thinker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=464puoD09dM

[Anonymous No.16340092]

I like the sliding bed cover. Hopefully the back seats will lay flat and you can sleep in it.

[Anonymous No.16340129]

>>16340088
>Those people yelling
>This whole event
Fuck Americans are so cringey.

[Anonymous No.16340132]

>>16340088
Wonder whats the range on that thing when you actually have to tow or load the bed

[Anonymous No.16340146]

what the fuck is that ugly shit ass looking car

[Anonymous No.16340161]

>>16340088
Those demonstartions were like something off the shopping channel.
lamo when they smashed the window.

[Anonymous No.16340184]

>>16340088
my fucking ass 10k pounds
theres no fucking way this spoz mobile is going to out-tow f150.

[Anonymous No.16340199]

it might actually be a kinda revolutionary design. Massive motherfucking A pillars blocking your vision have become more and more of a problem in modern day cars. Revamping it like this might fix it

[Anonymous No.16340205]

>>16340184
https://youtu.be/dxs1pWUznNo

[Anonymous No.16340216]

>>16337866
jesus the sóyim at reddit ate cringy as fuck

[Anonymous No.16340252]

>>16337525
Kek

[Anonymous No.16340259]

>>16337231
Wheres the hook mounts for the ratchet strap, this aint a truck boy, Nothin like my ford f150

[Anonymous No.16340282]

I don't understand how this got pushed beyond sketches

[Anonymous No.16340286]

>>16337231

Its actually good for tesla, its going viral and there is no such thing as bad advertisement

[Anonymous No.16340318]

>all electric truck
Kek. Name something more useless.

[Anonymous No.16340380]

>>16337525
Underrated

[Anonymous No.16340466]

>>16340001
Lol that bed.

[Anonymous No.16340634]

>>16340039
But what’s the point of going to an exclusive event if you can’t show people that you went?

[Anonymous No.16340649]

>some people seriously think that cletus will trade in his f150 for this shit.

[Anonymous No.16340779]

Honestly...

>semi bullet proof (for chicago)
>or great boogaloo
>power goes out
>pumps go dry
>thank god i have solar panels
>oh fuck my truck runs on magic sunrays
>immma go do shit
>literarily pimping end of the world status
>get all da bitches like u 16 again
>all cuz you have a car
>niggas be jelly and pop rocks at it
>its foooken bullet proof bitches
>go home
>recharge
>go crusing 4 hoodskanks again tommarow
>goodday.avi

Dude honestly might be onto something here- mechanically its a PITA - and you lose the sound of a bitchin 6.6L - plus infastrucute cant support that vehicle yet- nor is mobil solar good enough to charge on the go... i meam it looks "cool" but also like massive stupid shit- but its tesla so whateva

But one day, this shit will be the norm. Just not today.

[Anonymous No.16340993]

>>16337557
Holy Fuck, is that real ?
Elon = Troll Fucking Master
lmao. the bsolute fucking state of that

[Anonymous No.16341042]

>>16340779
females tho
anyone who has a gf, or a wife, or wants one - ain't getting allowed to buy this ugly POS, not in this lifetime, not unless they got fuck you too money (and a large garage to hide it in). 'Design' is classic Elon self-indulgence, complete manchild

[Anonymous No.16341068]

It looks great but I wonder if it will even be road-legal in many european countries, especially with those spikes at the rear.

[Anonymous No.16341075]

>>16341068
>it looks great
kek

[Anonymous No.16341103]

>>16337375

I think we have a little troll here !

Because looks amazing yeah sure

[Anonymous No.16341124]

I like it and the projectile proof is a cool gimmick

[Anonymous No.16341125]

>>16337839

GOD that looks shit

[Anonymous No.16341143]

>>16337967

This looks like a some kond of cheap movie prop, from some kind of 80's sci-fi B movie

[Anonymous No.16341146]

There are Tesla haters who will hate the truck if it looks too normal, and will hate it if it looks too different. They hated the truck before they saw it. Those opinions don't matter.

IMO, normies will eventually grow to like it, like they grew to like the grilless design of the S.

One things for sure, owners are going to get a lot of attention, and some people will buy it just for that.

[Anonymous No.16341148]

>>16337231
Holy shit did they just put a lift kit on a delorean?

[Anonymous No.16341154]

>>16338005
Good luck with that strategy it has never worked out before

[Anonymous No.16341165]

>>16341146

yeah sure there's haters but this is so silly ..but now the haters will actually have something to laugh about

[Anonymous No.16341173]

>>16341148

delorean wedge shape looks good for a "sport" car. This is LITERALLY 100% only straight edges..

[Anonymous No.16341183]

Pros: Seats 6 large men comfortably. (it's bigger than you think). 14,000 pound towing capacity. that's insane. A bed that can be lowered. Sheet metal that won't dent. gas savings. Overall very utilitarian.

Cons: It's "ugly."

[Anonymous No.16341187]

>>16341173
it's for radar stealth so you can speed as much as you want and they can't detect you

[Anonymous No.16341198]

>>16337839
The ATV in the back of that """truck""" probably weighs about 400 pounds at the absolute most and the rear suspension looks like it is bottoming out.

[Anonymous No.16341209]

>>16341198
it is lowered on purpose dumbass

[Anonymous No.16341210]

>>16341187

The shape is like that because rolled metal is hard to form, and maintains strength. What you're looking at is essentially an exoskeleton instead of a chassis frame. The interior can save a ton of space without a skeleton & huge transmission.

It's part of why the truck is so different.

[Anonymous No.16341216]

This is the Google glasses of vehicles. It's just absolute garbage

[Anonymous No.16341220]

>>16341198
it's lowered to allow easier loading


retard

[Anonymous No.16341234]

>>16337231
It looks like when you're in a 3D program and turn off the subdivision surface modifier

[Anonymous No.16341236]

>>16337851
YEA IM GONNA STICK WITH THE F150 THANKS

[Anonymous No.16341254]

Honestly, I'd buy the base model for 39k. 250 mile range is good enough to get me to and from work everyday and I never have to pay for gas again, cool. It's probably cheaper than buying a new civic or Corolla if you own it for 5-6 years.

[Anonymous No.16341308]

>>16341165
Nobody gives a flying fuck what some fucktard like you think about their tesla. You whine like a pig about it, go make a better car company and let biz do your designs.
Yea, tesla drives by and you may have your so called "laugh" in your new nigger nike shoes.
Fuck biz makes me cringe harder than anything

[Anonymous No.16341334]

>>16337231
This is the ugliest piece of trash I've seen since the fiat Multipla.

[Anonymous No.16341377]

Ngl I want one

[Anonymous No.16341381]

>>16337231
Some fuckin neat painjobs and this baby will look slick af

[Anonymous No.16341388]

>>16341254
yeah seems to good to be true. either he wont deliver or tsla is bankrupt till then or it will cost 15k more

[Anonymous No.16341413]

>>16337866
Lmao at those bugmen

[Anonymous No.16341461]

>>16338610
don't you fucking dare compare lambo to that piece of shit

[Anonymous No.16341491]

>>16337231
The design is honestly not that bad and it's nice to see retrofuturistic looks on a mainstream product.

[Anonymous No.16341519]

I don't hate it, but it will date quickly if it becomes a predominant style.

[Anonymous No.16341535]

>>16340088
Good luck fixing any issue on your Shitsla. They don't even sell parts kek.

[Anonymous No.16341539]

>>16341254
I can’t beleive you are buying Elon’s lies it probably has a range of 15 miles

[Anonymous No.16341559]

>>16341519
>I don't hate it, but it will date quickly if it becomes a predominant style.

No different than everyone hating the S, 3, and X when they were introduced. Now every other model maker is ripping off their design.

[Anonymous No.16341598]

>>16340001
The suv version tickles my fancy, 400+ mile range. Can they charge at a Tesla station? I ask cuz im interested in a suburban type vehicle to drive up to Vermont for skiing with friends

[Anonymous No.16341612]

The design should save them a few million on their production facility at least lol. No metal stamping and expensive dies, and also testing and fitting the metal panels. They can take sheet metal right off the mill, Lazer cut it, and boom fuckin done.

[Anonymous No.16341634]

>>16337231

[Anonymous No.16341653]

>>16341612
IMO, this is the most important advancement of the Tesla truck... it's a revolution in manufacturing process.

Exoskeletons instead of internal frames.

[Anonymous No.16341673]

>>16341539
Shut up fag

[Anonymous No.16341698]

Looks like RoboCop got retired and turned into car.

[Anonymous No.16341714]

>>16337231
Can you get it with bulletproof glass?

[Anonymous No.16341733]

>>16341673
when you grow up you'll realize Elon is a retard

[Anonymous No.16341744]

>>16341559
>Now every other model maker is ripping off their design
yes, and ripping off Tesla designs before Tesla even design them too. disgrace.

[Anonymous No.16341760]

>>16341744
That's a bit of a reach there

[Anonymous No.16341955]

oh no no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.16342110]

>>16337231
>sharp, angular corners to BTFO pedestrians and cyclists
>looks like something out of Halo
>fast and utilitarian

I quite like it desu. Although they will definitely have to tone down the design for the production model to comply with regulations

[Anonymous No.16342281]

>>16337967
this would have been much better, at least room for improvement. That strong angle at the top of the windshield is terrible, level it out a bit and also make the bed easier to access from the side

[Anonymous No.16342369]

>>16342281
>also make the bed easier to access from the side
this. I'm really not feeling the design here, Elon, you self-satisfied fucking stoner berk. You unloading your Tesla trike in the middle of the mojave for an insta shoot (or similar contrived bollocks), ok. rotw, generally lives in cities and shit, they need to use parking spaces to load and unload, or, utilize the side opening, as is standard on motor vehicles. Good luck sideloading this fucking thing. I'm near already convinced, when this is isn't April 1st, this turkey could be The Greatest Car Wreck in Automotive Design History.

[Anonymous No.16342393]

>>16341733
Post your multi billion dollar businesses, we can wait.

I understand not liking someone but wholly shit to call someone an idiot who has multiple successful businesses is another level of nigger think

[Anonymous No.16342418]

>>16342393
Tesla is not a successful business and will be gone within 3 years.

Elon also committed legit fraud when he bought out Solar City which was going bankrupt, which was run by his cousin. Not shady at all. I wouldn't be surprised to learn in the end there is massive accounting fraud that's why they can't keep a CFO

[Anonymous No.16342421]

>>16337231
It's a fucking awesome truck!!
I want one now.
I see they've had over 100,000 orders already.

[Anonymous No.16342469]

It's ugly as fuck
you guys are delusional if you think this is cool
tesla the company might do well but this is a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.16342533]

>>16341760
/o/tard here to tell you you’re fucking blatantly wrong
>Ford Focus front end modeled after ford era Aston Martin product
>Mazda 3 a natural evolution from every other shitty Mazda sedan since they arrived on the scene
>Porsche panamera modeled after wagons from the 70s with modernist adaptation
Tesla products are poorly designed and manufactured. Really an embarrassment of a vehicle to ship off the lot.

[Anonymous No.16342537]

as much as I like futuristic designs, this looks more like some movie set prop than a finished product. there are many questionable design choices.

the headlight, does it even high/low beam? where are the blinkers? mirrors are cams, I am fine with that. turn radius?

if the body is meant to also be the frame... then what happens when you need body work done? it is going to be $$$, as if "regular" cars didn't cost enough already when doing body work...

what about safety ? there is barely any space between the front bumper (where is the bumper desu?) and wheel. is the super hard steel soft in the front somehow because that is going to be crash tests. the reason modern cars are curvier and mostly plastic in the front is to reduce injury to pedestrians... where is the crumple space? the way I see it in a head-on collision the front wheels will immediately get smashed, so might the windshield; how far does the leg room extend? is there actually crumple space between the front wheels and the leg space?
If the car flips on its roof, with that sharp angle could this be problematic for getting people out of the car? does the sharp angle actually somehow increase safety in that scenario?

I don't see people using the cybertruck as anything more than a status symbol in its current state.

>>16342281
this is indeed much better and a more realistic design; your version could actually sell; it is different enough to be noticed but still actually functional and not too edgelord looking. I expect the design will be revised to something like this in the end.

[Anonymous No.16342577]

>>16342533
Checked you are a tard

[Anonymous No.16342594]

>>16342369
the overall design is simply not practical for actual driving and everyday tasks one would perform with a so-called truck (I call them pickups)
the driving part is likely very much assisted by software and sensors. (like all Teslas) still won't change how bulky the whole thing is.
the load/unloading part is nearly useless in its current state.
if it weren't for the sharp roof they could also do sliding doors, at least in the back to make it more practical.

is Tesla going to become the Apple of electric vehicles? all show and no real practicality ?

[Anonymous No.16342616]

>>16342594
A model 3 is very practical today as is an iPhone

[Anonymous No.16342617]

>>16342469
I think a revision of it (very likely to happen, there is no way this is the final version) will be a cool vehicle..

[Anonymous No.16342623]

>>16337231
mexican cartels are going to love this

[Anonymous No.16342634]

>>16342616
you call paying $$$ (mostly because marketing has to be paid for) practical when similar products can do the same for less?

[Anonymous No.16342660]

>>16342281
The design itself is just obnoxious, And it's not really the bottom part of the truck, It's the stupid roof and truckbed. I feel like elon is going for the transition into futurist car design like how all cars became curvy in the 90s from the boxy look. All in all it just doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.16342665]

>>16337989
I’ll take three

[Anonymous No.16342840]

>>16342634
I'm not poor or a jew so yes. Also a base model 3 costs less than a far cheaper car if you own for 5+ years and factor in fuel and maintenance savings

[Anonymous No.16342855]

>>16342634
Also point me to teslas marketing campaigns aside from these once a year reveals

[Anonymous No.16342859]

>>16342533
Confirmed tard.

[Anonymous No.16342860]

>>16337877
probably for projectile dynamics

[Anonymous No.16342890]

>>16340779
It must take like a week to charge a truck on solar panels alone though

[Anonymous No.16342897]

>>16342840
I test drove a model 3, it was really nice and the autonomous driving was pretty cool and better than I expected. It's only supported on some roads, but if you drive a road all the time you'll teach the whole network that road, and eventually be able to go autonomous there too. But, I live in northern New England, and electricity is expensive here, so I would almost save nothing in gas according to Tesla's own calculator, even over years.

[Anonymous No.16342921]

>>16338610
what a retard

[Anonymous No.16343023]

>>16341955
Imagine selling a minor presentation fail with all the other shit that has happened

[Anonymous No.16343030]

>>16342897
New England here too. Still 1/2 to 1/3rd the cost of gas. Full self driving (city streets) released in beta by eoy or early q1 and will be getting better every week.

[Anonymous No.16343053]

>>16343030
I own a 3 performance BTW
Worth every penny and when I can summon it across town to come get me or its making me money as a robotaxi all other vehicles will depreciate to nothing

[Anonymous No.16343080]

>>16337989
lmao

[Anonymous No.16343101]

>>16337525
lel

[Anonymous No.16343535]

>>16343053
so I endeavored to pre-order one...
big surprise there, no available in europe... *cough* by the time it is considered road worthy in europe and in production it will be overpriced...
if I were to pay murican prices it would be very reasonably priced actually

out of curiosity I compared prices on the model 3...
40000 USD (RWD) in the US
48000 USD (RWD) in the EU

So yeah but no, until they can forex properly at Tesla I'm out.

[Anonymous No.16343576]

>>16343535
EU price probably with tax, US always without

[Anonymous No.16343664]

>>16343576
you are right it is the taxes...
"buy electrics" they say
meanwhile they tax both electric and combustion...

[Anonymous No.16343743]

This will be the next hammer, wish they placed it at a higher price point tho to give it more of a sense of exclusivity. Probably they'll still make it at least 100k with basic needed add-ons so it can keep an aura of exclusivity

[Anonymous No.16343791]

>>16337231
>2030
>crypto NEET
>decide to leave the citadel and ride the dunes today
>coordinate meetup with other linkies using our private urbit Galaxy (initial invite requires a signed wallet verifying holdings of at least 10k Link dating from 2017/2018 -can use multiple wallets to verify - privacy secured by mixicles)
>We all roll up in Tesla Cybertrucks that we bought for 16 Link
>Truck is fully solar powered thanks to Tesla breakthroughs in batteries and panels
>Spin up a bitcoin node synced to my Truck running off excess power so I am making a profit while drifting in the desert
Shit is going to be so cash

[Anonymous No.16343792]

>>16342281
what you are proposing is more expensive to manufacture

[Anonymous No.16343840]

>>16337866
>This is better that unveil of iPhone.

[Anonymous No.16343841]

I think it looks cool but I don't want to tell anyone because I don't want people to think I'm some reddit faggod reeeeeing about this

[Anonymous No.16343869]

>>16343535
Yea I'm sure you legitimately were going to order one until you found out you can't pay for it with tendies

[Anonymous No.16343871]

>>16337375
>most original
If you pay attention using your eyes, you may notice it's a modern art monstrosity. You must own a lot of stock.

[Anonymous No.16343873]

>>16337375
Inspired by Johnny Cab

[Anonymous No.16343884]

>>16337426
Except that vehicle actually looks great.

[Anonymous No.16343885]

How long does it take to charge a car? Like can you go on road trips or do you have to find a charging station after a 300 miles and then hang out for like 2 hours while it charges?

[Anonymous No.16343887]

>>16342418
Seething

[Anonymous No.16343906]

>>16337428
>but thinking I should sell.
If you guys are so retarded that you can't decide to sell or not when the choice is obvious, maybe you should get out of stocks.

[Anonymous No.16343919]

>>16343885
for a model 3 the new v3 superchargers will fully charge the battery in ~30 minutes. 7 minutes is typically all you need to get where you are going as the battery charges faster at a lower state of charge. Tesla doesn't advertise these things and if you don't do your own research your gonna fall for common misconceptions that are perpetrated by red necks and wallstreet. The technology is ready to go now.

[Anonymous No.16343939]

>>16337877
You don't have to make a vehicle ugly for ero dynamics. To be honest with you, if that thing is simple and utilitarian, there could be a lot of people buying that hideous thing.

[Anonymous No.16343952]

>>16343919
I'm going to enjoy killing leftists like you during the next civil war.

[Anonymous No.16343987]

>>16338610
>Because it has wheels and a body and it's silver.
Go to IQ clinic.

[Anonymous No.16343990]

>>16343952
Im a libertarian and hate lefties u faggot.

[Anonymous No.16344003]

>>16343952
Imagine being so fucking dumb you think electric vehicles are affiliated with political leaning. Unironically kys

[Anonymous No.16344008]

>>16339300
>This is what happeneds when you don’t sleep, work too hard, and have NPD
Based smart person on this board. Rare.

[Anonymous No.16344017]

They should Have made it look like the halo puma then everything would be fine

[Anonymous No.16344026]

>>16340001
That's a beautiful design. Didn't think they made good looking vehicles anymore.

[Anonymous No.16344088]

>>16337606
Only faggots care about what others think of them.

[Anonymous No.16344097]

>>16343952
Imagine trying to shoot at people from you LARK scooter you /pol faggot

[Anonymous No.16344151]

>>16340001
Looks like someone inflated a Nissan Cube. Remember those embarassing as fuck things?

[Anonymous No.16344183]

>>16337231
If it's reliable and have a good price/quality ratio, i don't care how it looks.
It's made by united-statians though, so it's probably shit.

[Anonymous No.16344217]

All that free advertising.

Musk is an INTJ.

[Anonymous No.16344231]

>>16337989
came here for this

[Anonymous No.16344262]

i'd say no one will buy this but i am wrong about everything long TSLA

[Anonymous No.16344284]

looks cool as shit you fucking nerds

[Anonymous No.16344323]

>>16341042
My wife, who is vehemently opposed to trucks, said "well, if you're going to get one, at least it doesn't look as terrible"

[Anonymous No.16344337]

So to be honest, do you hate the car
Or do you hate the people who you associate the car with and thus the car.
This is some american politics type shit

[Anonymous No.16344367]

>>16343919
>v3 supercharger
yes, and, can then any potential owner purchase one of these 'superchargers' for their homes then, where their car generally needs charged most ?
>Tesla doesn't advertise these things
No, indeed. What this disingenuous fucking Musk polyp is failing to explain hereby, those v3 chargers are 250kw. And have fun asking your electric co to supply you that at your domestic abode. So, unless you happen to live next door to a v3 charging station, or on top of a nuclear hydro dam. etc - you can forget ALL about '~30 minutes' charging. 250kw is also a fucking shitload - its enough to supply several hundred apartments - and we should be considering whether throwing more and more kW at vehicle charging is the best way forward, before Pic Related is a daily occurrence. Which tbf, is not a problem limited to Tesla
>>16344323
your ex-wife, surely. Tho, then again, if she had better taste to start with.. Has she seen the inside ? shits extreme

[Anonymous No.16344387]

>>16344337
This. They hate the people and too are brainwashed by politics to judge a product based on the merits of said product.

[Anonymous No.16344395]

Looks very dystopian.

[Anonymous No.16344399]

>>16344367
It's charges overnight. Do u only sleep for 30 minutes? Does you phone charge that fast and are you yelling at Apple?

[Anonymous No.16344413]

>>16344399
b-but.. when I'm not using it, surely it will be out earning its keep as an autonomous Taxi ? Or was Elon lying to me again ?
>fuck this shit, wheres my flying car already

[Anonymous No.16344425]

>>16344413
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16344433]

>>16344425
what afre you cringing at ?
or, do wyou have fucking nothing else to asay ?
in which case, stfu

[Anonymous No.16344454]

>>16344433
Did u have anything else to say about overnight charging or u dropped that to talk shit about a feature that's not out yet?

[Anonymous No.16344503]

>>16344425
oh, youre an actual Tesla owner. I just noticed.
sorry about that, hope them locks don't jam on you while you burn to death, or anything.
>>16344454
Its a serious point - most people, myself included, might consider having to charge your car overnight (or it doesn't fucking go) 'an issue'. Not to mention, people who live in apartments etc. I actually do somewhat know some shit about electricity, and I would have deep fucking misgivings about charging batteries at 250kw tbqh. The at-present alternatives, battery swaps or whatever, might not be great either. But someone needs to come up with a better solution than chucking the equivalent of a small town electric supply at the problem, until their car charges quicker or bursts into flame. Because it will (increasingly) do the latter.

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.16344504]

>>16342418
this guy gets its, ive been saying elon is running a ponzi scheme for years now, $TSLA will die

[Anonymous No.16344555]

>>16341612
underrated post
Not only is it an exoskeleton, but he’s singlehandedly killing the unnecessary chrome and plastic bits bullshit that has taken over cars. I don’t want to pay more money because of a nonfunctional plastic air intake, or any of those other stupid bits.
I expect that trucks and any suvs that wants to look rugged will copy the design and later the exoskeleton. My only problem with teslas is that there are so many automated bits that can go wrong. The bed cover for example should have a manual mode as well. Same with handles.
This is going to be divisive in off-roading since some people (land cruiser type buyers) are going to see this like shtf gun owners see smart guns. Granted the new land cruisers are becoming shittier every year.

[Anonymous No.16344565]

>>16344503
>I actually do somewhat know some shit about electricity

[Anonymous No.16344578]

>>16344565
no answer or point or jackshit of possible interest, as per. we done here now Musk shill
go lick a supercharger

[Anonymous No.16344593]

>>16344578
The point was you don't actually know shit Fred

[Anonymous No.16344596]

>>16343743
>exclusive tier
They are going to release an actual armored one, screencap this. Double the weight, but almost the same range as the entry version.

[Anonymous No.16344621]

>>16337839
ah I see and it can come up like a bed too I assume. half cocked or fully closed. not bad

[Anonymous No.16344623]

>>16341198
hydraulic lowering

[Anonymous No.16344626]

>>16337231
i want this truck so bad i cant wait until camper mode and ill camp in it so often

[Anonymous No.16344631]

guh

[Anonymous No.16344633]

>>16344623
I think it's pneumatic

[Anonymous No.16344657]

>>16337606
The average age of the new truck buyer is in their 50s lad. Tesla knows they can't tap into this market because boomers throw tantrums when you mention anything electric. They clearly are aiming at the younger generation that is more interested in electric-powered vehicles and technology. I can see Gen Z and millennials buying these. Boomers are going to die soon and with them dies the old truck design.

[Anonymous No.16344711]

>>16340088
>6000 lbs vs. 4000 lbs

[Anonymous No.16344745]

>>16337428
Tsla is already overpriced. Nothing is going to happen

[Anonymous No.16344765]

>>16337737
Why do you nigger browse plebbit all day and then pretend you aren't all cancerous newfags?

[Anonymous No.16344788]

>muh aesthetics
Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.16344837]

>>16344593
Hey that's my name

[Anonymous No.16344845]

Bait or retarded, ofc this isnt meant to be for wide use its a consept truk that just shows us the future of Telsa

[Anonymous No.16344848]

>>16344631
what is this gay shit wheres the real video

[Anonymous No.16344872]

It’s growing on me. I think the cult of Tesla will BTFO the media buy buying more than they think.

[Anonymous No.16344887]

>>16344837
I like you Fred and you've done your research and aren't a dinosaur boomer when it comes to being open minded.

[Anonymous No.16344898]

>>16344887
Wanna fuck?

[Anonymous No.16344907]

>>16344898
Are you a girl (male)?

[Anonymous No.16344908]

>>16337983
Can't be scratched that way
Brainlet couldn't even watch the full presentation lul

[Anonymous No.16344913]

It looks futuristic but you know people are gonna laugh at you if you drive it.

[Anonymous No.16344969]

>>16340039
I really wish all these influencers died at fyre fest

[Anonymous No.16345004]

cyber punk roadster would be cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2PUCc7djLc

[Anonymous No.16345005]

>>16344913
The longer I look at it the more I like it tbqh famalam

Lets face it, people holding obsolete aesthetic opinions will be liquidated in the future

[Anonymous No.16345140]

>>16344907
Does chick with dick count?

[Anonymous No.16345343]

this thread:

>I hate variety!
>make more shit that looks exactly the same!!

[Anonymous No.16345440]

>>16341334
>fiat Multipla
Thank you for posting this. Haven't had a kek in a while. A friend of mine used to own one of those. Ugliest car I've ever seen!

[Anonymous No.16345441]

This vehicle is made for full blown nu-male soibois that want to appear masculine with their beards and flannel button down but have no use for the truck bed.

[Anonymous No.16345784]

>>16345441
Leave Sergey out of this

[Anonymous No.16345882]

>>16345784
ROFL

[Anonymous No.16345892]

>>16344151
I used to talk shit about those things until I rode in one.
Fucking legroom for days, almost zero blind spots, super comfy.
Yeah it's ugly as sin, but god damn if it wasn't a good time.

[Anonymous No.16345954]

>>16345784
>implying you wouldn't cower in fear in Sergey's presence

[Anonymous No.16346006]

[Anonymous No.16346022]

This looks fuckin' COMFY

[Anonymous No.16346036]

Where are the mirrors?

[Anonymous No.16346038]

>>16346022
VERY comfy

[Anonymous No.16346051]

>>16346022
>>16346038
I'd take this thing shooting innabush if I wasn't worried about rednecks with 12ga blowing out my windows and calling me a queerbo.

[Anonymous No.16346095]

>>16346022
This is stupid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.16346131]

>>16346095
turning it into a grill be an improvement tbf
>Elon presents: Model Sausage Sizzler

[Anonymous No.16346195]

why does everyone feel compelled to have such a strong opinion on this?

[Anonymous No.16346196]

Looks dumb as fuck but I want one.

[Anonymous No.16346471]

>>16340132
oo good point.

[Anonymous No.16346493]

>>16340132
When you start towing 10,000 pounds for 8 minutes the battery might explode. I'm not even kidding. There can be a lot of stress and complications on an electric system if it can't draw enough power safely to even tow 7,000 lbs up a steep incline for an extended period of time there could be a technical failure of some kind.

[Anonymous No.16346531]

the truck looks cool as fuck
i want one desu

[Anonymous No.16346547]

>>16346195
Selection bias, Tesla is just very polarizing. There are fanatic pro-tesla cultists and fanatic anti-tesla cultists.

[Anonymous No.16346551]

>>16337606
i'd do it just to give my neighbors the big FUCK YOU and a shit eating grin every time i drive by wearing my top gun avaitor shades and associated leather jacket. fuck neighbours

[Anonymous No.16346557]

>>16345440
Those fiats are cozy as fuck. Ultimate neet + dog lover ) soccer mom car.

[Anonymous No.16346587]

>>16344872
I have no idea why I'm saying it, but I want to drive one and I think it may be popular in a strange sort of way.

[Anonymous No.16346595]

>>16339483
this

[Anonymous No.16346621]

>>16344872
not only is it cool to drive now, but a bunch of teens in teh future will be paying to own one. this car is going to go UP in value.

[Anonymous No.16346644]

i want to buy this truck, but i also dont want to be a guinea pig, ill let other dumbasses settle all the kinks and problems that WILL come about.

pic related i can buy one cash if i want

[Anonymous No.16346645]

>>16337231
I have 7. There's nothing I won't have. Kilometer high gold statues of myself. Houses 900 quadrillion light years across. Diamonds the size of footballs. A fleet of space ships. Billions of tonnes of cocaine and heroin. Eternity awaits friends.

[Anonymous No.16346663]

>>16346195
Tesla is a religion for beta numales

[Anonymous No.16346678]

>>16340184
14,000 + pounds on the tri-motor version you sad sad faggot... kek

[Anonymous No.16346693]

>>16340259
version 2 next year maybe

[Anonymous No.16346727]

>>16341198

[Anonymous No.16346798]

>>16346006
ah they're running with if you don't like it you're a boomer. I've seen this pop up in the shill script, everyone who posts negatively is a boomer. They've got their work cut out for them with this pile of hot garbage.

[Anonymous No.16346827]

>>16337525

[Anonymous No.16346882]

[Anonymous No.16346925]

[Anonymous No.16346931]

>>16337989
underbased and rated

[Anonymous No.16346958]

>>16337426
I'm convinced Elon's obsession with Mars comes from playing way too much Red Faction Guerilla

[Anonymous No.16347004]

>>16341042
Hahaha, what kind of cuck lets the SO dictate what kind of vehicle they drive?

[Anonymous No.16347175]

>>16338023
Ah, you've quantified why I've always hated trucks. I actually love this truck though.

[Anonymous No.16347411]

>>16346195
its something new and tesla and musk are fun and easy to criticize.

[Anonymous No.16347489]

>>16337606
>clown vehicle?

[Anonymous No.16347771]

>>16337231

[Anonymous No.16347825]

>>16347771
You gayed it up.

[Anonymous No.16347836]

>>16347771
Literally worse, the only issue with the visual design is that the inner angle of the top right corner isn't acute enough, it should be a sharper point. This is so obvious that I'm sure a technical limitation is what prevented it from being changed.

[Anonymous No.16347840]

Elon just obsoleted everything with a motor and wheels

inb4 give me one reason

[Anonymous No.16347845]

>>16347836
also inb4 some smart ass makes it a conehead instead of sharpening the top of the tail

[Anonymous No.16347854]

>>16347840
he did and its hilarious listening to the haters, this thing is gonna hit the roads and have some ridiculous application for personal trucking that the market probably hasn't even recognized yet.

this will 2x tesla's stock in the long-term and this truck will literally become the new VW beetle in the rust belt

if you don't know, you don't know. you can feel it in the zeitgeist

[Anonymous No.16347873]

>>16337231
This thread brings me back to the Prius hate threads when it first came out.

It's so ugly.
Noone will buy one.
Lolol

Now they are on every street corner in America.

I laugh how people think trucks are for working men. 95% of the trucks in Texas are just rain buckets.

This thing will sell like hotcakes. I'm going long on Tesla.

[Anonymous No.16347887]

>>16347489
My sides. Car 4chan humor is best humor.

I can't find the pic showing a cx5 that resembles a dog taking a shit. Priceless

[Anonymous No.16347889]

>>16340649

That's where you're wrong. The target market isn't Cletus, Jimmy, or smalldick wannabe bigdick Chad out to prove something. This is a truck for true warlords that have no interest in the designs of yesterday that normtards identify with.

Truly a revolutionary design choice by Elon. I applaud his decision to release the Cybertruck and celebrated by buying 100 shares of TSLA for 333.33 today. Thanks goys.

[Anonymous No.16347894]

>>16347854
>have some ridiculous application for personal trucking that the market probably hasn't even recognized yet
like fucking what, Mobile George Foreman Grill, (as reimagined by Elon) ? Its (as variously noted) a completely im-fucking-practical design, as anyone who drives trucks could tell you at first fucking glance
>muh truck paradigm shift
yeah, nah. unironic turkey transporter, maybe

[Anonymous No.16347895]

>>16347854
You gotta assume they had some intel to suggest that this was a good idea... So who knows. Maybe you're right, but I'll believe it when I see it. I don't see anybody wearing cowboy boots stepping out of one of these things. If anything they become dedicated work trucks for companies

[Anonymous No.16347943]

They need to make the exoskeleton a faraday cage to protect from an emp

[Anonymous No.16347951]

>>16347894
>t. email is for weak men what happened to postage

the thing is a consumer truck at mid market with a fucking automatic loading ramp that will undoubtedly have an attachable conveyor belt. it's over.

>>16347895
it is, just wait for it - tap into the force and you'll know it to be true

[Anonymous No.16347982]

>>16337375
Preston Tucker was ahead of his time too. Didn't make him a success though.

[Anonymous No.16347989]

>>16347982
bruh put a clown nose on his car

[Anonymous No.16348005]

>>16347951
so you need three (consecutive) parking spaces and have to rely on x-fucking-thousand complex electronic and mechanical moving parts all keeping their shit together to load in a fucking carton ? Its niggas like you who obviously have not the first fucking idea how or why people buy trucks, or use them, that encourage idiots like this fucking stoner into believing he can 'throw away the rule-book' everytime.
>its over
damn right it is

[Anonymous No.16348007]

>>16337839
He would have better luck marketing it for the military. Nobody is buying that new Lamborghini truck and they aren't gonna buy this.

[Anonymous No.16348027]

>>16348005
>calls one of the most prolific inventor/entrepreneurs of our time a stoner
>elon musk hate in general
pure fucking reddit.

[Anonymous No.16348033]

>>16348027
reddit love the cunt tho

[Anonymous No.16348044]

[Anonymous No.16348239]

[Anonymous No.16348351]

>>16346195
doesnt even feel like its about tesla, this truck is just so out there

[Anonymous No.16348421]

>>16337557
Absolutely hideous. Imagine the estrogen faggots actually buying that thing...

[Anonymous No.16348480]

That car is a meme, literally made for weeaboo virgins who listed to vaporwave and “study the blade”. Don’t expect any pussy driving that silent box of green energy hippy piece of shit

[Anonymous No.16348588]

>>16345004
gonna try to ev swap my 944 hopefully it comes out like this

[Anonymous No.16348792]

>>16348480
I'm literally fucking my gf while shes looking at pics of the cybertruck

[Anonymous No.16348814]

>>16339530
Well said -
Record Bull Run. The bubble just gets bigger and bigger.

The bigger the bubble the badder the bust.

[Anonymous No.16348877]

>>16337715
>F150/ram/chevy truck buyers were never going to buy any Tesla vehicle
that's not true

only people who value trucks are truck buyers, not people who need a big vehicle to outweigh something else in their life

[Anonymous No.16348968]

>>16343791
All future happenings post 2021 are going to be soooooo fucking comfy lads. And the best part is at this price point even current poorfags with small crypto stacks will be able to join.

[Anonymous No.16349139]

>>16348027
Elon is a goon and has always been an actor placed in a role. He and Thiel were introduced with Paypal. Tesla and SpaceX are subsidized out the wazoo and would have failed years ago if not for that. He's been pushed relentlessly for years (iron man cameo) and even got his own monarch sex kitten (grimes). the dead giveaway is the foreshadowing plant of "the Elon" leading indigenous people on Mars in the 1949 sci fi story "project mars" by Werner von Braun (utterly radioactive amounts of glow). It's pretty obvious from all the drugs (sloppy, public usage) and his recent behaviour : $420, pedo guy tweet ( he was right but not smart to say) and this truck that he's not the genius he's made out to be.

[Anonymous No.16349415]

>>16339687
kek, gods work anon

[Anonymous No.16349541]

>>16343906
They choice is buy more stock after the dip

[Anonymous No.16349693]

CYBER

[Anonymous No.16349735]

>>16337606
Nooooooooo what will the neeeeeeighbors think no nonono I could never!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16349746]

The sad part is no one can understand the design except for futurists. It's extremely aerodynamic, resilient to damage, and the triangular shape makes it so anything falls off of it and also your cargo is protected by the bed-shield thing that goes down the back.

I think it's fucking sick.

[Anonymous No.16349766]

>>16337839
Look at that fuckin Carolina Squat. Maximum towing capacity of "10,000" Is that 10,000 pound before the hitch hits the ground? Because I'm calling bullshit. That fucker's suspension is bottomed out. Shit you don't gotta pay for an atv to lean your fuckin seat back bud. Imagine how blinding this cocksucker is gonna be at night on a two lane road. You're just tryin to get home and all the sudden Harry the Hipster and his fucking artificial sun of over kill off road lighting on a truck that will probably never be used off road in a serious manner that this hipster asshole won't turn off when driving on a road. This fucker is possibly the stupidest most out of touch design for a truck I've ever fucking seen. I thought the 2019 Ford Ranger and its 90 Degree Rear bitch seats for half an ass was bad.

[Anonymous No.16349882]

>>16349693
KEKED

[Anonymous No.16350009]

>>16349766
Holy fucking shit. How do retards like you even manage to navigate your way to this site and breathe at the same time

[Anonymous No.16350080]

>>16340001
Estrogenmobile, soft edges, small trunk

Tesla, hard edges, bulletproof, perfect in a post apolyptic Era

[Anonymous No.16350460]

>>16342281
stop you're making it look worse

[Anonymous No.16350770]

>>16339483
+1