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what a fucking disaster holy shit

>> No.16337181

>>16337160
everyone with half a brain knows this guy is a scam artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

>> No.16337199

With just 150 million dollars this guy founded a successful car company and a pioneer space company

>> No.16337206

>>16337160
Ball bearing thrower is fired.

>> No.16337213

>>16337199
This.
Absolutely mind-blowing how good he is at allocating rescources and threading the needle to profitability

>> No.16337218

needs more funky futuristic lighting, it’s too brutalist

>> No.16337220

>>16337199
>what is 5 billion dollars in subsidies

>> No.16337238

>>16337220
>Now type out how many trillion the dead dinosaur cars got in subsidys

>> No.16337247

>>16337160
yeah that haircut looks like shit lel

>> No.16337256

>>16337160
TSLA is going to 0

>> No.16337271

Link to the livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEwtrXGOW_o
>>16337199
I'm not calling Musk a failure, SpaceX is great.
But this, this is an absolute shitshow. It's hard to imagine a worse presentation and a more ugly car.

>> No.16337282

>>16337218
Brutalist needs balance. If something is 100% brutalist it looks like absolute soulless dog shit.

>> No.16337294

>>16337160
What is this

>> No.16337302

elon is the goat even with the cringy media shit

seething faggots are an amazing byproduct

>> No.16337311

Leon musk is cia

>> No.16337322
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TESLA DUMPING TOMORROW SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.16337326

>>16337247
kek. he had a hair transplant too.

>> No.16337331

what happened? because this thing exploded yesterday?

>> No.16337340

>>16337271
humanity is so pathetic. please if this message gets intercepted by a superior alien race, please nuke us all off the map.

>> No.16337348

>>16337247
>>16337326
it's just the same cuckboy haircut every normie has

>> No.16337576
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>>16337160
>ELOOOOOON MUSSSSSSSSK

>> No.16337637

>>16337160
ugly shit

>> No.16337659

>>16337160
wat happened

>> No.16337673

>>16337659
that's the new tesla truck. They did a durability test compared to the normal car glass separately, the armored tesla glass (their name) survived the metal ball dumped from the same height, the normal glass completely shattered. Then they had the guy throw the metal ball at a real window and it cracked.

>> No.16337717

>>16337160
>sideswipe gay Prius
>rip half the body off
>doesn't even leave a mark on the Tesla

Sign me up.

>> No.16337722

Jesus, he could've at least put the Blade Runner neon lighting in the truck itself. What a maroon he is

>> No.16337728

Finally i can be real life terminator

>> No.16337729

>>16337673
>implying that wasn't an orchestrated plot in order to make their meme explosion death battery truck reveal video go viral

>> No.16337733

This thing is awesome.

>> No.16337736

>>16337160
Looks nice

>> No.16337742

>>16337181
this

>> No.16337743

Boomers won't understand.

>> No.16337759

>>16337673
>Then they had the guy throw the metal ball at a real window and it cracked.
kek is that why Elon looks semi-choked in OP's pic?

>>16337729
>>implying that wasn't an orchestrated plot in order to make their meme explosion death battery truck reveal video go viral
not going to lie, it worked for me

>> No.16337765

>>16337729
>meme explosion death battery truck reveal video go viral
link?
>>16337759
Elon literally said "oh my fucking god"

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>>16337247
its 1000x better than this

>> No.16337791

This is biz.
So how do I afford a tesla?
Is this that fuck prostitute I keep l hearing about?

>> No.16337796

>>16337271
Based truck
the beginning sucked because he could hear himself while he was trying to talk. It is near impossible to keep your train of thought while hearing yourself speak.

>> No.16337837

>>16337717
this. the ability to actually mow down shitboxes without a scratch is just too much

>> No.16337853

>oh my fucking god

>> No.16337864

>>16337160
wew... these are not going to sell

>> No.16337880

>>16337160
Looks awful, but from a utilitarian standpoint this thing is pretty amazing.

>> No.16337912

>>16337853
>OH, my, fucking, G-D

>> No.16337914

>>16337864
people are already preordering it
if those specs are true then ill get one too
500 mile range option, 0-60 in 2.9 seconds, 6.5 foot bed, 3500lb payload, 14000lb towing capacity, can beat it with a sledgehammer and it doesnt dent or scratch, built in bed cover and roll out bed ramp
yeah it looks funny but those specs are supreme

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>>16337160
He built space exploration technologies. What have you done HAHAH stupid unprofitable trader

>> No.16337931

>>16337923
alright i believe it, he made this stunt up just to show those windows still didn't break

fucking got me again

>> No.16337936

>>16337931
the point is he's successful

>> No.16337939

Boomers seething

Shit looks dope as fuck

>> No.16337940

>>16337914
you CANNOT seriously tell me you'd drive around in that. it's literal Canyonero tier design.

>> No.16337942

This is the death of Tesla

>> No.16337952

I think he needed a rugged car to drive on Mars and decided to make it a truck on Earth too.

>> No.16337960

>>16337940
i would if all of those specs are true
it also has dynamic suspension and corners like its on rails
i could haul my dirt bike, atv, anything and beat new C8 corvettes at the same time

>> No.16337968

>>16337952
well the pressurized version is the "official truck of mars"
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1197627433970589696?

>> No.16337974

>>16337968
oh. well that explains it.

>> No.16338008

>>16337914
>>16337940
>>16337960
and it starts at $39,900
preorders are gonna come in like crazy

>> No.16338042

I actually think it looks cool

>> No.16338076

Imagine the
>Police cruisers

>> No.16338083

>>16338008
>and it starts at $39,900
Yeah that’s going to sell like fucking hot cakes. The waiting list will be 5x worse than when the Model 3 went into production.

>> No.16338097

>METALSTORM

>> No.16338115

>>16338083
How many
>Gg Bathtub Waters
for this?

>> No.16338127

>>16337940
Honestly it looks pretty fucking crazy if you look at it enough. If you saw that thing on the road you'd think HOLY SHIT. Wrap that thing in black or red and you got yourself a fucking hi-tech attention machine

>> No.16338146

It looks good tbqh. I think when they're on the road they will look cooler as well.

Is that the final model or just a concept?

>> No.16338153

>>16338146
final model
tesla is accepting preorders right now
https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design

>> No.16338180

>>16338153
Whats the timeframe on the orders? 2 years?

>> No.16338192

>functionality over design
Testosterone is back on the menu, boys. Based Melon.

>> No.16338236

>>16337322
yes, give me a good buying opportunity goy. This is the first time I've actually wanted to own TSLA.

>> No.16338245

two test ride videos of the inside
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRKjqLQBAWxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKX7mwWnygE
it has seating for six

>>16338180
they say finish production of single and dual motor in 2021 and tri motor awd in 2022

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next

>> No.16338258

>>16337940
fuck off back to the senior living center, boomer

just die already and get off my board

>> No.16338265

>>16338083
yep, you can't even find a used shitbox like a Toyota Tundra for less than 40k. Well, last time I looked I couldn't. Truck and SUV prices are stupid high, even used.

>> No.16338284

>>16338258
guess there is a target market for this thing: (You).

>> No.16338296

Looks like that homer simpsons sketch car. Are we sure Elon's brother didn't design this?

>> No.16338307

>>16338284
yep, just put my $100 down on a pre-order.

>> No.16338309

Looks fucking cool to me boys. Blast some synthwave while cruising the post-apocalyptic streets of San Fran in that bad boy

>> No.16338315

>>16338245
Nice so basically when 1 RLC = 300$
Definitely getting one and painting it black

>> No.16338317

>>16337160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw9gaEiQAxY

>> No.16338324

>>16338296
this

>> No.16338376

Come on this was a joke right

>> No.16338380

>>16337220
How many of those were actual subsidies, and how many were actually tax cuts?

>> No.16338390

>>16337238
also this

>> No.16338400

>>16338192
Yeah I'm with this guy. All cars look like shit. Might as well get original shit instead of generic shit. Besides this thing looks like it could shunt soibois off the road without breaking a sweat.

>> No.16338412

so can we come up with a theory why the glass broke?

was it simple physics? or elaborate sabotage?

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16338448

>>16337160
Fuck you I love it.

It's a Delorean, but in truck form.
My 2014 Ram is fully depreciated next month; I'm getting the fucking Cybertruck and pretending I'm living pic related.

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>>16338412
Most likely it was just the wrong panes that were installed.
The pane in the destruction test just before was larger and it didn't break, and that ball had a lot more force behind it.

>> No.16338512

>>16337729
Based. Any stock tips?

>> No.16338517

>>16338505
Gravity has the same amount of force whether you drop a bowling ball or a marble. The dude threw the ball harder than gravity could move it.

>> No.16338531

>>16338309
This
Unironically install some pink/purple neon kit on it and you'll be based af

>> No.16338535

>>16338517
Theres no way him barely tossing it was equal to that ball reaching terminal velocity. Kek and he literally broke both windows.
The truck is werid looking. But at the same time I could see it growing on me. It looks like a tank, but I'm sure the interior is nice af.

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16338549

I'm buying one and wrapping OD green.

>> No.16338551

>>16338517
>Gravity has the same amount of force whether you drop a bowling ball or a marble
Pretty sure you're supposed to account for mass in there somewhere lol.
Jesus christ.

>The dude threw the ball harder than gravity could move it.
No, he pretty much overhand lobbed it, while the test had that ball dropped from 13 feet or so.

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>>16338535
>The truck is werid looking. But at the same time I could see it growing on me.
So glad he didn't fall for the same trap Mercedes fell for.

>> No.16338591

>>16338246
kek

>> No.16338602

>>16337160
This is normie cringe

>> No.16338607

>>16338602
Normies HATE that design.

>> No.16338620

>>16338607
Everyone with a sense of taste should. Im not talking about the truck, more how cringe worthy it is that everyone is screaming

>> No.16338621
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>>16338549
Great meme. That was quick. The pricing is so reasonable though. It's basically the same price as the 3 and the Y.

>>16338561
That is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen. I put a bunch of women in a room and told them to design a truck that's what they would come up with.
The tesla truck is just so "boxy". But it remains true to the design of being a truck. It has utility. I mean all that room. It's different but not terrible.

>> No.16338627

>>16338620
Just saying; nothing "normie" about that truck.

>> No.16338638

>>16337160
This is the most cringe shit ever, thought up by a bunch of nerds.

>> No.16338643

>>16338561
Yikes. Is this a transgender truck? It gives off some sort of cringe roundishness and plumpiness.

>> No.16338661

>>16338621
>That is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen. I put a bunch of women in a room and told them to design a truck that's what they would come up with.
Right?
They just took one of their cheap SUVs and slapped a bed on it.

>The tesla truck is just so "boxy". But it remains true to the design of being a truck. It has utility. I mean all that room. It's different but not terrible.
To my mind, trucks and SUVs should play by entirely different rules than "normal" cars.
Look at the Willys Jeep, the original Landrover Defender, the original Range Rover.
All boxy and uncompromising.

>> No.16338681

>>16337160
ISIS is going to order lots of these. Great car for waging war and using as VBIED. Best marketing ever, will top Toyota as the actual tough guy pick up truck.