Currently homeless

[Anonymous No.16327303]

I'm homeless sleeping in the cold right now. I'm 22. I don't know how to make my life better or how to find a job when I don't have nice clothes or a place to shower. I found a phone and the service is still active... Thought I ask biz for advice of how to get out of this shithole of a life. I'm so cold and haven't had a decent meal in a while.

[Anonymous No.16327306]

>>16327303
Is there a homeless shelter nearby? Where are you currently located?

[Anonymous No.16327307]

>>16327303
Where you at Anon? Why don't you get a job?

[Anonymous No.16327309]

>>16327303
where are your parents?

[Anonymous No.16327310]

>>16327303
start sucking dicks
charge according to how cute your mouth is

[Anonymous No.16327313]

>>16327303

where? you can crash at my place if you are near by

[Anonymous No.16327314]

>>16327303
military. bed, food, clothes. in four years you're out

[Anonymous No.16327318]

>>16327303
>I found a phone
Call the guys who owns the phone ask for a reward
OR
Sell the phone

[Anonymous No.16327325]

>>16327303
Oh shit motherfucker what did you do? Go to a homeless shelter for food, Take showers at the ymca or public restrooms, walk into retail places for a job any job, and either get a cheap car to stay in for a while or succumb to the rent apartment scam. Besafe

[Anonymous No.16327329]

>>16327310
/thread

[Anonymous No.16327342]

You can come live with me but you have to be okay with anal sex

[Anonymous No.16327355]

>>16327303
Sell your iPhone

[Anonymous No.16327364]

>>16327303
You need a job. That is your goal. Do whatever it takes to get a fucking job. Once you have some sort of stable income you can go from there.

[Anonymous No.16327386]

Just commit a decent crime like Rob a bank with a note it's really a win/win either way it plays out

Good luck

[Anonymous No.16327393]

>>16327386
Convenience store is better.

[Anonymous No.16327436]

Spange and get some cash. Buy some cheapo drugs. Sell them. Rinse and repeat. I was homeless for a while, never had to sleep on the streets because I was smart and made connections and was always hustling to make sure I had food. Maybe I got lucky, but either way after enough hustling I was able to get some cash together and get the fuck out of the situation. I now am a business owner sitting comfy in my rental house who has quite a bit of crypto right now.
>Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

>Sun Tzu

[Anonymous No.16327465]

>>16327303
nice larp bruh

[nintendofanXx47 No.16327513]

>>16327364
this

[Anonymous No.16327751]

>>16327303
How did you end up homeless? What country do you live in? Maby try to get intouch with social workers or a homeless shelter, there are people that help. And... well, you know how to get out of this shithole of a life if everything fails.

[Anonymous No.16327757]

>>16327303
Bro, start working for a Co. that gives you a space to live.

[Anonymous No.16327831]

>>16327303
learn to suck cock. in the beginning for free so you learn how to do it. then start charging like 10,- per blowjob & extra 5,- if they cum in your eyes or want you to swallow etc. You will learn the ropes anon, good luck!

[Anonymous No.16327863]

>>16327303
Weird flex but ok

[Anonymous No.16327886]

>>16327303
Ill pay you 20 bucks to suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.16327904]

suck dick or join the marines to suck dick those are your two options

[Anonymous No.16327918]

consensus tell you to suck dicks

[Anonymous No.16327941]

>>16327303
Start heroin. You'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.16327982]

Are you in Sweden? Got a nice Skinny Body? I'll pay you to suck My dick

[Anonymous No.16328005]

>>16327325
This. Also, if you can get the cash, cheapest membership to a gym with showers you can find. Or if you schedule an interview, most gyms let you try it out for a day for free so you can shower before interview.

ALSO if you're gonna keep that phone, you can get a free phone number to use with public WiFi even if you don't have service. That way potential employers can contact you/schedule interviews.

[Anonymous No.16328308]

>>16327303
Try to stay warm by going to hostels, churches or any nearby charities that can offer you food and a floor to sleep. If you catch pneumonia, that can be your end.

And I really hope you can get out of this situation, you are still young and probably should start by looking for a job.

[Anonymous No.16328322]

>>16327303
Just be yourself bro :)

[Anonymous No.16328327]

1 post by this id

[Anonymous No.16328339]

>>16327303
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, look them straight in the eye and firmly shake their head. Aside from that, just be yourself. I hope my advice has helped.

[Anonymous No.16328359]

>>16328339
>firmly shake their head
You can do this also, same result.

[Anonymous No.16328431]

>save up $50
>one way ticket to San Diego
>never cold, great beaches
>get a part time minimum wage job
>now you qualify for gibs
>buy a used van and live in it
>work 10-20 hours a week and live better than 90% of the rest of the world

[Anonymous No.16328644]

Thanks for the tip all. I’ll give sucking dick a try. Where do I go in San Francisco to find johns to suck off? How much are the average price to charge?

[Anonymous No.16328735]

Break into an atm machine with a drill or something

[Anonymous No.16328739]

>>16328644
san fran is an over saturated market. sf even has men who blow ya for free. you can probably still get $15-$20, or even more if you're a cute twink with a tight body

[Anonymous No.16328770]

>>16327303

At least you don't have cancer nigga I am TRIPPING

[Anonymous No.16328773]

>>16328644
come on man, don't resort to that. There are organizations that will give you free clothes, and free rides to interview for jobs. Find them instead of asking these tards for advice. Get yourself cleaned up and get a min-wage job for a while. Find low-income housing and plan your next move from there.

[Anonymous No.16328786]

>>16327393
if you want to get shot

[Anonymous No.16328833]

>>16328644
Visit a gay bar with a gay friend. The trick is to wear a white shirt with the black words printed on the back "IM STRAIGHT. NO THANKYOU". You will make 500 a night.

[Anonymous No.16328914]

>>16327303
What a new and entertaining shitpost to try and get some anon to give him advice for a guaranteed 1000x coin, for free. No, really, you fooled us all, we'll just hand you the secret investment advice you thinks exists.

No, we're not laughing at you, really.

[Anonymous No.16329160]

>>16327303

[Anonymous No.16329613]

>>16327303
Plenty of major cities have homeless shelters that will give you a bed and a shower and some clothes. Go to a goodwill and they will help you get a job

[Anonymous No.16329630]

>>16328339
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.16329652]

>>16327303
>I found a phone and the service is still active...
Yeah. Sure.
Give it back, Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.16330181]

>>16329652
I would but I won’t be able to apply for jobs and hit up all them homeless bitches?

[Anonymous No.16330215]

>>16327303
Buy chainlink retard

[Anonymous No.16330317]

now that i have been on biz for a good year and a half, is it safe to say that like 80% of threads/posters are larps?

[Anonymous No.16330322]

>>16330317
No only 69% of em.

[Anonymous No.16330754]

>>16330322
Sage and kys faggot. A thread had to die for your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16330837]

>>16330754
What?

[Anonymous No.16330954]

If you're a fag you are destined to die soon. Best way to make money in your situation without waging is go to a home improvement store or somewhere immigrants go in the mornings. Contractors always need an extra hand to meet deadlines. When get some contacts get into something you think you'll enjoy more. Framer, sheet rocker, painter, etc and start learning the trade. If you become good at it home builders will choose you over a foreigner